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So, I went to my usual happy hour haunt today. It's a relatively tired gay bar for middle-aged dudes like me, but recently has become sort of "hip" for the downtown crowd.
A couple hours into the fun, a woman was frantically looking on the ground for something. I tried to help her, and she said she was looking for her ipod. I started looking all over with her. She said, it's not an ipod, it's a nano. I said, I don't know what a nano is. She said, are you f*king old or something? Anyway.....I now know what a nano is. And I guess I've learned that I am f*king old. Since I was the only person in the bar trying to help her find her nanu nanu, it's a little odd she would diss me. I don't know, maybe it's good that she did? Or maybe hip young people shouldn't try to take over tired middle-aged gay guy bars? ![]() |
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Yep
all of the above. There oughta be a law.......... |
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Wow...thanks for helping out a fellow human, huh? How rude...! |
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I would go with that last thing you wrote.
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Isn't a Nano just a smaller version of an iPod?
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Yes, this tired f*king old guy now knows that.
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I thought it was! |
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You should have smashed her Nano with yer walker
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I would have if I found it! I was the only one trying to help her! It was so bizarre....
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no. no. that didn't happen. it couldn't have. Maybe she was really ripped. You don't look old at all anyway, you look young, so whatever. Walk it off. ![]()
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"Do not be afraid! I am Esteban de la Sexface!" "In order to live free and happily, you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice" Whehyll I can do EHYT!! Wehyll I can make it WAHN moh thihme! (wheyllit'sA reayllongwaytogooo! To say goodbhiiy!) - |
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why in the hell would you bring something like that to a bar anyway?
lame.
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Yeah...so you'd think she would have been a bit more kind...though it was a bar - was she saying "are you f*cking old or something" in a jokey way or was she just being an ungrateful b*tch?
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"Do not be afraid! I am Esteban de la Sexface!" "In order to live free and happily, you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice" Whehyll I can do EHYT!! Wehyll I can make it WAHN moh thihme! (wheyllit'sA reayllongwaytogooo! To say goodbhiiy!) - |
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I really don't care if I look old. I know who I am and what I've been through and I'm at peace with it. I just thought is was funny because here I intentionally go to an older gay guy bar so I can be with my people and I still try to help this young woman and she disses my ass. Will she ever win? |
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"Do not be afraid! I am Esteban de la Sexface!" "In order to live free and happily, you must sacrifice boredom. It is not always an easy sacrifice" Whehyll I can do EHYT!! Wehyll I can make it WAHN moh thihme! (wheyllit'sA reayllongwaytogooo! To say goodbhiiy!) - |
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