Newscope - Lindsey Lohan as Stevie Nicks (astrology)

amber · #1 12-05-2006, 05:13 AM

Lindsay Lohan as Stevie Nicks

"In the tradition of Ray and Walk the Line, bad girl Lindsay Lohan is considering playing rock artist Stevie Nicks in an upcoming biopic. Lohan's recent dramatic role in the film Bobby and her recording of Nicks' tune "Edge of Seventeen" move her beyond mediocrity to make her a credible choice to star as the Fleetwood Mac frontwoman. Why does Lindsay want this role?

The two celebrities do seem star-crossed. Lindsay Lohan** (July 2, 1986; New York, NY; time unknown) has her Sun in Cancer opposite Neptune, a combination well-suited for a music or film career. Her Venus in queenly Leo is perfectly trioctile (135º) her Neptune, adding the grace and beauty we expect of our goddess-like celebrities. Challenging Venus-Neptune aspects carry the intense romantic yearning that comes across so well in film.

Stevie Nicks (May 26, 1948; 3:02 am; Phoenix, AZ) was born with her Venus in Cancer exactly square Neptune. This combination dominates her chart, since Venus is angular (conjunct the Fourth House cusp). This Venus-Neptune aspect describes her as the enchanting sorceress that she became while on stage. Lindsay's Sun is exactly conjunct Stevie's Venus, so that she can personify this classical archetype.

The two share several other close alignments. Stevie's Mercury-Uranus conjunction reflects her creative intelligence and overwhelming restlessness. Lindsay's Mercury is exactly trioctile Uranus. Both stars have hard Sun-Mars aspects, as well as hard Mercury-Pluto aspects. But the strongest connection between their two charts is Lindsay's Sun conjunct Stevie's love planet, Venus."

Hmmm, a lot of these aspects described mean I can also play Stevie. In fact, I even have venus in gemini conjunct Stevie's sun. Yep, it's me. I'm the one for the part. Finally, a project for my production company!! I'm sure I could slaughter it as well as Lindsay will...

(nothing against Lindsay, I like her - it just seems unplayable. But bless her heart and good luck).

HejiraNYC · #2 12-05-2006, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by amber

Stevie's Mercury-Uranus conjunction

Why do I feel the need to take a cold shower after reading that?

amber · #3 12-05-2006, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by HejiraNYC

Why do I feel the need to take a cold shower after reading that?

Because you are four years old?

GarboSpeaks! · #4 12-06-2006, 02:26 AM

Where is the part about a "Virgo" breaking her foot of in 'Heranus' if this film role comes to be????

amber · #5 12-06-2006, 02:38 AM

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Originally Posted by GarboSpeaks!

Where is the part about a "Virgo" breaking her foot of in 'Heranus' if this film role comes to be????

That was in the before edit version.
Don't love the Lohan, eh? I really don't think anyone could do it justice.

P.S., as if you cared, Stevie has Mars in Virgo.

sparky · #6 12-06-2006, 03:42 AM

I think someone, somewhere, could come up with an astrological chart that says I could play Stevie too.

Let's just make it easy on them.

Jazzy is Stevie.

Jannie C is Robin.

MDC(Nixxed) is John.

Brandon is Lindsey.

Towie is Mick (for height and when Mick was semi hot for five minutes in 1977)

Paula is Christine.

AMber is Judy Wong.

Strand is the coke dealer.

Livia gets a featured cameo as Linda Ronstadt (when she was HOT, folks) for a spectacular catfight that may or may not have happened in the women's bathroom of The Roxy in 1978)

Ethan is Chris Nicks.

Okay, the casting is done. Someone send me my check.

Oh, and BTW, the deal is off if I can't play Don Henley.

All other parts are negligible.

rbs3676 · #7 12-06-2006, 03:48 AM

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Livia gets a featured cameo as Linda Ronstadt (when she was HOT, folks) for a spectacular catfight that may or may not have happened in the women's bathroom of The Roxy in 1978)

LOL - love it!! Can she sing "Silver Threads & Golden Needles?"

rbs

amber · #8 12-06-2006, 03:50 AM

^^^^^^

Yeah, I could do it right now. It would just be fake. And no way am I Judy f*cking Wong, P.S.

*goes to call Strand*.

He was just drawing parallels between the two charts b/c Lindsay is talked about to play her, or whatever. And yes, in varying degrees, many people would have Stevie chart connections. Some much stronger than others. In fact, everyone has connections to everyone's chart to varying degrees. It's kind of part of the point...we are all made of the same things in different degrees.
Lindsay does have some pretty significant connections. But no one can play Stevie, anyways.

Oh, and you can play Henley all right. Also, I am Sharon, or John, or Linda (chubface) Rondstadt (sp) But of course my chart has many more important parallels to Stevie's....

sparky · #9 12-06-2006, 03:54 AM

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Oh, and you can play Henley all right. Also, I am Sharon.

****. What an error. You are so Sharon. But you're gonna have to get an extreme nosejob just like hers.

amber · #10 12-06-2006, 04:05 AM

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****. What an error. You are so Sharon. But you're gonna have to get an extreme nosejob just like hers.

But...my nose is way cuter than that....

Stupid Sharon. For art! I also have to sing way better.
My closest is Linda R.

What about you and your necessary Don Henley a**hole makeover??? And you have to pretend to sleep with Stevie. Bwah! Maybe Tom Cruise can give you some hints for that.

*I'm just kidding, Henley fans.

sparky · #11 12-06-2006, 04:21 AM

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But...my nose is way cuter than that....

Stupid Sharon. For art! I also have to sing way better.
My closest is Linda R.

What about you and your necessary Don Henley a**hole makeover??? And you have to pretend to sleep with Stevie. Bwah! Maybe Tom Cruise can give you some hints for that.

*I'm just kidding, Henley fans.

Maybe we can get a prosthetic. Kinda of an anti-Kidman thing.

You already know all the harmonies too. You'll be great.

I can pretend to sleep with a woman very well. I did it for a number of years.

My hair gets pretty fro if it grows out too.

Oh, and the a-hole thing would be a snap.

JazmenFlowers · #12 12-06-2006, 10:05 AM

^^^

I'm loving your casting couch.

SortaSavageLike · #13 12-06-2006, 10:45 AM

Allow me to propose a toast.

To Lindsay Lohan and Stevie Nicks...May they never meet!

Sahara · #14 12-07-2006, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by amber

her recording of Nicks' tune "Edge of Seventeen" move her beyond mediocrity to make her a credible choice to star as the Fleetwood Mac frontwoman.

Credible my foot.

And hear hear!! Slainte!

Villavic · #15 12-07-2006, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by sparky

I think someone, somewhere, could come up with an astrological chart that says I could play Stevie too.

Let's just make it easy on them.

Jazzy is Stevie.

Jannie C is Robin.

MDC(Nixxed) is John.

Brandon is Lindsey.

Towie is Mick (for height and when Mick was semi hot for five minutes in 1977)

Paula is Christine.

AMber is Judy Wong.

Strand is the coke dealer.

Livia gets a featured cameo as Linda Ronstadt (when she was HOT, folks) for a spectacular catfight that may or may not have happened in the women's bathroom of The Roxy in 1978)

Ethan is Chris Nicks.

Okay, the casting is done. Someone send me my check.

Oh, and BTW, the deal is off if I can't play Don Henley.

All other parts are negligible.

Who am I??? The peruvian dandruff supplier???