Happy End Of the World!

[gldstwmn]

It's going pretty well, don't you think?

[cliffdweller]

Originally Posted by becca

Somebody dropped some fast food wrappers on our yard today. I am certain that this is only the first sign of the beginning of the evil times foretold by Pat Robertson, and also Chef Boyardee (in his dangerously radical autobiography 'Aah, you like-a the pasta, eh?').

Brilliant!

Only three things will survive the apocolypse: roaches, Cher, and fast food.

[amber]

Originally Posted by becca

and also Chef Boyardee (in his dangerously radical autobiography 'Aah, you like-a the pasta, eh?').

Omigod, dying.

[becca]

I always listen to what the Chef has to say, like this survival tip: "To make-a the beefaroni last-a longer, eat it with a teaspoon."

[becca]

Well, I'm going to go now and hide behind Cher.

Keep watching the skies. That way when the crack opens up under you it will be more of a surprise.

[Peestie]

Originally Posted by cliffdweller

You forgot "Black Sabbath" by Black Sabbath. That is the doomiest song I've ever heard:

Black Sabbath

What is this that stands before me?
Figure in black which points at me,
Turn 'round quick and start to run,
Find out I'm the chosen one
Oh, No!

Big black shape with eyes of fire,
Telling people their desire
Satan sitting there he's smiling,
Watches those flames get higher and higher
Oh, No, No please God help me!

Is it the end, my friend?
Satan's come around the bend,
People running 'cos they're scared
Ya people better go and beware
No! No! Please! No!

Damn, you beat me to it! I was going to say that one. Geezer Bulter's lyrics are so fantastic at portraying the impending doom. Ozzy's wailing vocals fit pperfectly as well.
There's plenty of latter day Sabbath songs that are equally doomy eg. After All (The Dead), Virtual Death, Over and Over. But I agree - for sheer atmosphere and impending doom look no further than the song Black Sabbath. Iommi is the master of the dark atmosphere. (I'm going to stop there because Sabbath are my all time favourite band and if I don't stop now I'll keep typing forever lol)

[cliffdweller]

Originally Posted by Peestie

Damn, you beat me to it! I was going to say that one. Geezer Bulter's lyrics are so fantastic at portraying the impending doom. Ozzy's wailing vocals fit pperfectly as well.
There's plenty of latter day Sabbath songs that are equally doomy eg. After All (The Dead), Virtual Death, Over and Over. But I agree - for sheer atmosphere and impending doom look no further than the song Black Sabbath. Iommi is the master of the dark atmosphere. (I'm going to stop there because Sabbath are my all time favourite band and if I don't stop now I'll keep typing forever lol)

yeah, Sabbath was a great band. I've always been a big fan of the song "Sweet Leaf" m'self. There's a brand of bottled tea that you can get here (maybe you guys have it too?) called Sweet Leaf and whenever I see it, that song comes blaring into my head: "I LOVE YOU SWEET LEAF!"

[amber]

Originally Posted by becca

Well, I'm going to go now and hide behind Cher.

Keep watching the skies. That way when the crack opens up under you it will be more of a surprise.

Brian J. - Sorry about your headache. Sucks, on this, your favorite and most representative holiday....

[estranged4life]

Originally Posted by cliffdweller

Only three things will survive the apocolypse: roaches, Cher, and fast food.

Only William Shatner's ego & hair piece, Keith Richards, "Twinkies" & Texas Sucking will survive the apocalypse.

[cliffdweller]

Originally Posted by estranged4life

Texas Sucking

What's this?

[estranged4life]

Originally Posted by cliffdweller

What's this?

when they were eliminated in college baseball regionals....Too bad the frikkin Sooners advanced!

Brian "Being a Texan is only fun...When a Texan makes a visit to Oklahoma " j.

[estranged4life]

guess we are all hellbound according to a TV segment on my local news-A catholic priest stated that using an old numerical style system of giving letters of the alphabet a numerical value, that "WWW" (As in "World Wide Web") equates to 666

Imagine that...

[SuzeQuze]

Well, I fought a parking ticket today and won. So far so good (knocks wood).

[estranged4life]

Originally Posted by SuzeQuze

Well, I fought a parking ticket today and won. So far so good (knocks wood).

but if ya knock on wood sometimes ya get splinters!

just saw a segment on 666 before the local weather, and according to a website that equates names with numbers the anti-Christ is none other than former President Bill Clinton.

****, that is funny as hell.

[Johnny Stew]

Well, I'm home from work now. If the world was going to end, it bloody well should have done it earlier before I had to get showered and dressed.