I want to join the Scientologists ...

David · #1 06-29-2005, 01:46 PM

I want to be in the sect of Scientology. Does anyone here have any information or advice on that?

GardenStateGirlie · #2 06-29-2005, 01:49 PM

Don't get sick.

dissention · #3 06-29-2005, 01:50 PM

Carry a quarter with you at all times.

GateandGarden · #4 06-29-2005, 01:51 PM

Pay some young chick to marry you?

wondergirl9847 · #5 06-29-2005, 01:51 PM

Become a celebrity?

darklinensuit · #6 06-29-2005, 01:54 PM

Why not become a Hollywood kabbalist as well? You can have Roseanne & Madonna & Brittney as your spiritual gurus. And wear a pricey yarn bracelet.

- Jake

SuzeQuze · #7 06-29-2005, 02:07 PM

Get near a "church" of Scientology, wait for it to engulf you, which it will. That's it!

skcin · #8 06-29-2005, 02:20 PM

I hope you're rich. I don't think they accept poor people.

Violet · #9 06-29-2005, 02:29 PM

Move to Clearwater, FL. Trust me, THEY will find YOU. Beware the clipboard people.....

GateandGarden · #10 06-29-2005, 02:36 PM

Have I mentioned that your sig rules, Sharon?

trackaghost · #11 06-29-2005, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by GateandGarden

Have I mentioned that your sig rules, Sharon?

Thanks

It demonstrates the power of Xenu.

seeker007nmss · #12 06-29-2005, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by trackaghost

Thanks

It demonstrates the power of Xenu.

I like the power of XENA better. YIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYI.......

strandinthewind · #13 06-29-2005, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by dissention

Carry a quarter with you at all times.

or two - so they can put them on your eyelids

gldstwmn · #14 06-29-2005, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by David

I want to be in the sect of Scientology. Does anyone here have any information or advice on that?

Stock up on your quarters.

seeker007nmss · #15 06-29-2005, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by trackaghost

Xenu doesn't like you. I don't like you either. You better watch yourself.

Did you know Xenu backwards is Unex? Makes you think......