8 Reasons why many women prefer....

[tuigirl]

...wine to men...

A good wine is easy to find

A good wine tastes great

Just because you have dinner with a glass of wine, your’e not expected to sleep with it

When a bottle of wine is finished, it dosn’t roll over and go to sleep!

You don’t have to reassure a glass of wine, that it’s the best wine youv’e ever had

A glass of wine dosn’t embarress you in front or your friends!

If you don’t fancy a glass of wine, it won’t think your’e a lesbian

You won’t feel cheap if you have more than one glass of wine!

[LilyRose]

That's funny! I'll have to send that to my wino friends.


Susie

[DrummerDeanna]

LOVE it....

[skcin]

Wine gives me a headache.







Oh, wait, so do men.

[Pisces Queen]

Originally Posted by skcin

Wine gives me a headache.







Oh, wait, so do men.

[madformac]

Hang on ladies...... You don't think us guys are gonna sit back and say nothin'? Ohhhhhhh no....

For the benefit of the guys on here....



Top 10 Reasons why some Men prefer Guns over Women

10) You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

9) You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

8) If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

7) Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a backup.

6) Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

5) A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

4) Handguns function normally every day of the month.

3) A handgun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

2) A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman

1) YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN.

[amber]

Originally Posted by madformac

Hang on ladies...... You don't think us guys are gonna sit back and say nothin'? Ohhhhhhh no....

For the benefit of the guys on here....



Top 10 Reasons why some Men prefer Guns over Women

10) You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

9) You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

8) If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

7) Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a backup.

6) Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

5) A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

4) Handguns function normally every day of the month.

3) A handgun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

2) A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman

1) YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN.

[tuigirl]

Hmmm...OK Mac some of those were funny

[tynan88]

Originally Posted by tuigirl

Hmmm...OK Mac some of those were funny

Aww Come on they were great.

[WelshWitchPMD]

Originally Posted by skcin

Wine gives me a headache.







Oh, wait, so do men.

Wine makes me tired. Like really knocked right out.