8 Reasons why many women prefer....
 

...wine to men... :)

A good wine is easy to find

A good wine tastes great

Just because you have dinner with a glass of wine, your’e not expected to sleep with it

When a bottle of wine is finished, it dosn’t roll over and go to sleep!

You don’t have to reassure a glass of wine, that it’s the best wine youv’e ever had

A glass of wine dosn’t embarress you in front or your friends!

If you don’t fancy a glass of wine, it won’t think your’e a lesbian

You won’t feel cheap if you have more than one glass of wine!


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:lol: That's funny! I'll have to send that to my wino friends.


Susie

:thumbsup: LOVE it....:laugh:

Wine gives me a headache.







Oh, wait, so do men. :D

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Hang on ladies...... You don't think us guys are gonna sit back and say nothin'? Ohhhhhhh no.... :blob2:

For the benefit of the guys on here....



Top 10 Reasons why some Men prefer Guns over Women

10) You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

9) You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

8) If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

7) Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a backup.

6) Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

5) A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

4) Handguns function normally every day of the month.

3) A handgun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

2) A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman

1) YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN. :]

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Hmmm...OK Mac some of those were funny :nod:

Aww Come on they were great.

Wine makes me tired. :laugh: Like really knocked right out.