Surreal Life on VH1

[dissention]

Originally Posted by DeadliestPoison

There's actually a ton of discussion about this over at FameTracker. Complete with link. If you want to see the horror, click the link after "The Horror." But don't say I didn't warn you. O_O

DEFINITELY not work safe. Or human-safe. Sheebus.

o_O is right.

My favorite part:

Laurer's disconcerting deep voice, plastic surgery resistant lantern jaw, enormous fake tits, scabby thighs, and terrifying clitoris make up the rest of the movie.

I'm going to have a heart attack from laughing so hard.

[dissention]

Waltman declares himself "the craziest motherf*cker you'll ever meet" and then, in the best moment of these sequences, turns to a giant painting of Mao Tse Dung in Tiananmen square and says "Chairman Mao…GAH-COW!". The tour guide looks at him with confusion and then Waltman says "we gotta go" as if any of the hundreds of bewildered Chinese people have the faintest idea of what he said. Hell, I don't have the faintest idea of what he said; he just looked at the picture and made a loud noise. It might have been his roid rage way of advising Mao to "suck it".

I think to get a less appealing concept for a pornographic road movie you would have to scrape out the Hollywood Squares and end up with Bruce Vilanch eating Whoopie Goldberg's ass at a Best Western in Kentucky.

[Livia]

Originally Posted by DeadliestPoison

There's actually a ton of discussion about this over at FameTracker. Complete with link. If you want to see the horror, click the link after "The Horror." But don't say I didn't warn you. O_O

DEFINITELY not work safe. Or human-safe. Sheebus.

That was hilarious!

[golden braid]

Originally Posted by DeadliestPoison

There's actually a ton of discussion about this over at FameTracker. Complete with link. If you want to see the horror, click the link after "The Horror." But don't say I didn't warn you. O_O

DEFINITELY not work safe. Or human-safe. Sheebus.

[cliffdweller]

Originally Posted by Livia

Chynna is a mess. Is that their thing now? To have an alcoholic amazon woman every season? And I'm surprised she smokes! And that was VERY rude of her to take Mini-Me's room!

Yeah, that was f'd up!

Looks like Da Brat is going to live up to her name---did anyone catch the upcoming episodes sneek peek when she calls Jane a "has been" and then they cut to a shot of Jane crying?!? That pissed me off!

[Kelly]

Lord, I literally fell off the couch laughing so friggin hard. Especially when Da Brat found Verne peeing in the hallway and she went and got Peter Brady, sorry, Chris.
: > )
Funniest thing I have seen in a long while!!

What the hell is Chynna exactly? UGH. What a beast.

Da Brat making Jane cry is really gonna piss me off! Da Brat is the "has been" or the "has NEVER been" in my book. What a heartless move.

[GypsySorcerer]

OMG, I'm watching a repeat. Mini-Me was drunk moaning in bed.

[Dreammms]

Originally Posted by GypsySorcerer

OMG, I'm watching a repeat. Mini-Me was drunk moaning in bed.

lolololol that is the part that disturb me the most

[Little Nicki]

Originally Posted by Violet

Verne Troyer was something else, the way he rubbed the model's nipple when he took the sushi off. Kinda creepy.

I really...kinda...wanna know how large his....you know...is.... That's all I could think about when he peed on the floor.

[Livia]

Originally Posted by Little Nicki

I really...kinda...wanna know how large his....you know...is.... That's all I could think about when he peed on the floor.

When Da Brat was saying she didn't want to see him naked, or his weiner anymore, she made the international tiny symbol with her thumb and index finger.

[Little Nicki]

Originally Posted by Livia

When Da Brat was saying she didn't want to see him naked, or his weiner anymore, she made the international tiny symbol with her thumb and index finger.

BUT WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE!!!! lol... i mean, i know it's quite small...but is it like a little kid's? Or... more distinguished? or... lol

[Livia]

Originally Posted by Little Nicki

BUT WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE!!!! lol... i mean, i know it's quite small...but is it like a little kid's? Or... more distinguished? or... lol

LOL - I imagine it's more distinguished, since he did go through puberty, but very small, proportionate to his small frame.

[skcin]

Originally Posted by GypsySorcerer

OMG, I'm watching a repeat. Mini-Me was drunk moaning in bed.

It sounded like he was saying "air raid" to me - no clue why THAT popped into my head.

I'm trying not to watch, it's just so trashy. But I can't help it! Hubby's watching it, so I usually start reading a book & I can't help but catch most of it

I hate Chynna. Mark used to be really into her when she was wrestling & in Playboy, which disgusted me in general due to her manliness. But she wasn't ever this weird, putting on the "I'm so crazy" act. Jerk.