Are you like this in the shower..haha

[tuigirl]

Think you guys might get a kick out of this

How to shower like a woman:-
>
>Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry basket according to
>whites and coloured.
>
>Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
>
>If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
>
>Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental note to do more
>sit-ups.
>
>Get in shower.
>
>Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice
>stone.
>
>Wash hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
>
>Wash hair again to make sure it is clean.
>
>Condition hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with natural
>avocado oil, leave on hair for 15 minutes.
>
>Wash face with crushed apricot facial, scrub for 10 minutes until red.
>
>Wash entire rest of body with ginger-nut and jaffa cake body wash.
>
>Shave armpits and legs.
>
>Turn off shower.
>
>Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower, spray mould spots with Tilex.
>
>Get out off shower.
>
>Dry with towel the size of a small country.
>
>Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
>
>Check entire body for spots, tweeze hairs.
>
>Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
>
>If you see husband along the way, cover any expsed areas.
>
>How to Shower Like A Man:
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>Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed.
>
>Leave in a pile.
>
>Walk naked to the bathroom.
>
>If you see wife along the way, shake knob at her making woo-hoo sound
>
>Look at manly physique in the mirror.
>
>Admire size of your knob and scratch your ass.
>
>Get in the shower.
>
>Wash your face.
>
>Wash your armpits.
>
>Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
>
>Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud they sound
> in the shower.
>
>Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
>
>Wash your butt leaving those coarse hairs stuck on the soap.
>
>Shampoo hair.
>
>Make shampoo mohawk.
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>Pee.
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>Rinse off and get out of shower.
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>Partially dry-off.
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>Fail to notice water on floor.
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>Admire knob size in mirror again.
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>Leave shower door open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
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>Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
>
>If you pass wife, pull off towel, shake knob at her and make woo-hoo noise
>again.
>
>Throw wet towel on bed

Ok, fess up esp you guys, how true is all that!!!

[wondergirl9847]

BWAH!! That was hilarious! Thanks, Michele!

[ontheEdgeof17]

Is it sad to say I shower more like a woman?



I kid. I kid.

[tuigirl]

Originally Posted by wondergirl9847

BWAH!! That was hilarious! Thanks, Michele!

hehheee..glad you liked it Christy

[amber]

that was pretty funny, sadly, i usually have more manly showering traits. Not the gross parts about the knob, or blowing your nose in your hand, or leaving hairs on the soap (uh!!! ) But there's definitely a clothes in a pile, walk around naked, wash hair once, wash all the parts that really need it vibe. But i don't like to get soap all over my skin cause it's bad for it, that's why. It's not cause i'm gross... Also, i usually have to leave in 15 minutes by the time i hit the shower

[GypsySorcerer]

Originally Posted by amber

that was pretty funny, sadly, i usually have more manly showering traits. Not the gross parts about the knob, or blowing your nose in your hand, or leaving hairs on the soap (uh!!! ) But there's definitely a clothes in a pile, walk around naked, wash hair once, wash all the parts that really need it vibe. But i don't like to get soap all over my skin cause it's bad for it, that's why. It's not cause i'm gross... Also, i usually have to leave in 15 minutes by the time i hit the shower

Yeah, me too. I throw the wet towel on the bed, piles of clothes everywhere.... I leave the floor wet. Drives the BF crazy when he stays over.

[bikerchic]

Is it said to say that I shower more like a man?

[amber]

Originally Posted by GypsySorcerer

Yeah, me too. I throw the wet towel on the bed, piles of clothes everywhere.... I leave the floor wet. Drives the BF crazy when he stays over.

[madformac]

Originally Posted by amber

that was pretty funny, sadly, i usually have more manly showering traits. Not the gross parts about the knob, or blowing your nose in your hand, or leaving hairs on the soap (uh!!! ) But there's definitely a clothes in a pile, walk around naked, wash hair once, wash all the parts that really need it vibe. But i don't like to get soap all over my skin cause it's bad for it, that's why. It's not cause i'm gross... Also, i usually have to leave in 15 minutes by the time i hit the shower

Gotta say I'm the same.. Wet towels (although I'm getting much better now I'm in my 30's. The 20's were all about wet towel piles).. I do walk around naked, face and armpits washing is regulation

I do tend to look after myself more than I used to, so I use skin moisturisers and have the mandatory shelf full of aftershaves although I don't overdo it (nothing worse than outperfuming a lady IMO )

I don't however feel the need to look at my knob in the mirror (I think it's only those with psychological problems about it that do that right? I don't waste my time on looking at mine. I know it's there 'cos I check it every now and again, as instructed in the guidelines and rules of the male.. )

I live on my own so sadly I have nobody to wave it at (don't want to scare the neighbours and end up in a cell by getting too close to the windows either) , however if I didn't live alone I wouldn't want to wave it anyway..

[wondergirl9847]

Your entire post had me LMAO!

How long do people shower on average, I wonder? I take about 10 minutes on average.

[ontheEdgeof17]

Originally Posted by wondergirl9847

How long do people shower on average, I wonder? I take about 10 minutes on average.

I love to shower. I take about a 15-20 minute one. I end up singing and dancing around and forgetting to wash. By time I do remember, it's 10 minutes into the shower.

[madformac]

Originally Posted by wondergirl9847

Your entire post had me LMAO!

How long do people shower on average, I wonder? I take about 10 minutes on average.

Thanks Christy, I do like to try and inject a little humour at times, although those really are my showering habits...... Men and their "knobs" hahaaa.. That could be a thread in itself... Boy if you could hear from some of the guys I know, man they are insecure..

Man goes to his doctor.... He says "Doctor, I have a problem, I really wish I had a 14" penis".. "Well" says the doctor "It's not uncommon for men to wish for this, have you had criticism from a woman and feel you need help?".. "No" says the man "I want a 14" one because the one I've got is just too damn big!"

I spend about 10-15 minutes in the shower, depends on if I widen the perimeter of my wash regions or I stick to regulation zones..

[wondergirl9847]

Originally Posted by madformac

depends on if I widen the perimeter of my wash regions or I stick to regulation zones..

Dude, you watch too much football or something. LMAO!!

Madden: Should Mac widen the perimeter or stick with the regulation zone?
Al Michaels: John, I think he should widen the perimeter because if he doesn't, there will be a penalty on the washing.
Madden: Yeah, Al, that would be terrible for the Mac offense.

[madformac]

Originally Posted by wondergirl9847

Dude, you watch too much football or something. LMAO!!

Madden: Should Mac widen the perimeter or stick with the regulation zone?
Al Michaels: John, I think he should widen the perimeter because if he doesn't, there will be a penalty on the washing.
Madden: Yeah, Al, that would be terrible for the Mac offense.

Penalty on #27 madformac, intentional washing of a none regulation zone... 5 minute penalty, 2nd wash and 10...

[wondergirl9847]

We need help.

Sigh...the Cowboys do too.