Grieving wife sliced off willy

[gldstwmn]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006420225,00.html

September 12, 2006

A WIFE aged 65 chopped off her dead husband’s willy in hospital — so she could keep it in a pickling jar as a souvenir.

Uta Schneider used a butcher’s knife to hack off the “treasured” manhood. She wrapped it in foil and put it in a lunchbox — next to gherkins.

But she was spotted by a nurse and arrested in Stuttgart, Germany. She is accused of mutilation.

Uta was wed to Heinrich, 68, for 35 years.

She told police: “It was his best asset and gave me so much pleasure.

“I wanted to pickle it for eternity — he would have wanted it. We called it his joystick. I wanted it to remember him by.”

[estranged4life]

Originally Posted by gldstwmn

Uta Schneider used a butcher’s knife to hack off the “treasured” manhood. She wrapped it in foil and put it in a lunchbox — next to gherkins.

a new meaning to "jerk the gherkins"

[sparky]

Must have been a hell of a piece.

[Lala]

...ewwwwwww

[carrie721]

omg. no effing way.

[diamondsnake]

That is nasty! But, she shouldn't be arrested. They were married for 35 years after all...

[CelticGypsy]

Poor lady. She must have been really grieving and didn't know what she was doing

[Johnny Stew]

Originally Posted by takenbythesky

Sadly, my mind immediately went on the same track as Messrs. strandinthwind and Johnny Stew when I first read this article last night.

You're a junior-pervert, and we all know it.

[mikeschmike]

This is why i shouldn't stray away from the ledge on weekends. I miss gems like this!

Poor lady, i feel bad for her. Seriously though, she had to have been dicknotized by this guy to hack it off as a keepsake. Go Germany!

[mylittledemon]

Originally Posted by gldstwmn

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006420225,00.html

September 12, 2006

A WIFE aged 65 chopped off her dead husband’s willy in hospital — so she could keep it in a pickling jar as a souvenir.

Uta Schneider used a butcher’s knife to hack off the “treasured” manhood. She wrapped it in foil and put it in a lunchbox — next to gherkins.

But she was spotted by a nurse and arrested in Stuttgart, Germany. She is accused of mutilation.

Uta was wed to Heinrich, 68, for 35 years.

She told police: “It was his best asset and gave me so much pleasure.

“I wanted to pickle it for eternity — he would have wanted it. We called it his joystick. I wanted it to remember him by.”

I dont care if it was the biggest/best schlong known in the world, that's still extremely weird.