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Originally Posted by HomerMcvie
Well, they usually don't give you enough time to talk to them...that, was the beauty of the all too invasive body search. It bought me enough time, to make him like me. Really.
Would you think less of me, if I told you that I have a "women driver's suck" sign, under my seat? The flip side says, "you do too". 
I got the idea, when I guy drove by me once, and held up a sign that read, "what the f*ck?"
This girl cut me off, a couple of years ago, and I held up my sign. Her boyfriend was in the passenger seat, and I thought he was going to DIE, laughing. He thought my sign was the funniest thing he'd ever seen. Laughing hysterically, and clapping, for my sign.  |
I don't think less of you for the sign, but recently, I was rammed into by a lady who thought she had a green light, when it was actually a red light with a green arrow. The drivers here are insane, yes, but you gotta learn how to avoid 'em. Maybe I should make a sign and throw it up sometimes.
And speaking of crazies, one time I saw a guy texting while driving, but he was using both hands to text and his knees to steer. My only problem is that if he wanted better control, he should've used his feet
