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Originally Posted by skcin
"Ahhhhh Tofuti. I love you Tofuti...Tofuti."
Joanna "Andrew, I'd love a beer."
Mom"A BEER?!"
J"Oh dear, was that wrong?"
Therapist"No nothing's ever wrong."
J Pops top off beer on counter top. "Good stuff."
Mom "Cigarette dear?"
J "No thanks mother, I don't smoke."
Mom "Yes you do! You've always smoked."
J "I have?"
Mom "Yes!"
Therapist "Let's all smoke!"
Grant "Why do I have to smoke? I don't like to smoke!"
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Hee hee!! The other great line from Grant in bed is "Joanna - how can you have your period every week?!"
"I suppose I'm just supposed to sit in the sun with my perm crisping to oblivion? I look like a bushman!"