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Originally Posted by carrie721
yeah. i'm a fool when i'm sober, i can't conduct myself respectably at ALL when i'm drunk. i'm actually way way way more horrified thinking about this story than i have been in the past because a) i've never shared it with anyone and b) i've never thought of it in a linear way before. like, the whole sequence of events ... dear god.
rollerblading and biking while drunk? those are two things i'll never do. i can barely WALK when intoxicated.
my dad got a dui once for biking while intoxicated. 
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You are totally missing out, buzzed rollerblading is sooo fun. Like flying. I live at the bottom of a gently sloped hill.
How else am I supposed to get to and from? Okay, the rollerblade thing was probably on the way back from the store, if you catch my drift.
I know, isn't that weird you can get bike DUI's?
I can't believe you hit on a boy.
