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Originally Posted by amber
*backs away slowly....*
I never, ever proposition people when drunk. Reading this story of yours made my cheeks redden. |
yeah. i'm a fool when i'm sober, i can't conduct myself respectably at ALL when i'm drunk. i'm actually way way way more horrified thinking about this story than i have been in the past because a) i've never shared it with anyone and b) i've never thought of it in a linear way before. like, the whole sequence of events ... dear god.
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Actually, I never do that bad of things at all. I'm a little too nice, and...oh, that's right, I actually get pretty clumsy when I'm drunk. I mean, I'm sure everyone does, but I'm not used to it, and I still try to move fast and stuff. One night, a group of us had gone back to my apartment, and I was making snacks and pouring wine - the neighbor guy who had a girlfriend who wasn't there and he was a scorpio was flirting with me, and I cut myself with a knife and broke a wine glass within about five minutes of each other. He was agitating me and I was drunk. Bad combo. Taken a couple ass tumbles on my rollerblades going to fast around the corner. I think i had a little bike problem once. I always come up the next day with multiple mysterious bruises. The thing is, I'm not weaving and hobbling like other drunk people, I'm walking normal and fast and slamming into things.  Good thing it doesn't hurt much when you are drunk.
During almost my whole 20's, too, I had good friends as bartenders, here and in Chico. Freedrinkapalooza. One of my friends here worked in 2 bars, and one in Chico did as well. So, double fun.
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rollerblading and biking while drunk? those are two things i'll never do. i can barely WALK when intoxicated.
my dad got a dui once for biking while intoxicated.
