Stevie Jingles.
 

What if Stevie wrote jingles for commericals?

You May Be The Onesie.

Edge of Seveteen Magazine

I Can't Wait (Depends Ad)

Slip'in'(land)Slide


Sorry....bored at work.

Curtis, I'm bored too! lmao.

How about:

Standback to allergies

Illume nag champra scented candles

Nightbird energy drinks

:laugh: ;)

Gypsy tires (for the heavy travelers)

For What It's Worth Pawn Shop

Rock A Little Rocking Chairs (when the rocker in you slows down)

Dreams Sleep Aid

Landslide Snow Blowers

Sorcerer wrinkle Cream (magic for your crow's feet)

Cheaper Than Free condom giveaways

You May Be The One Paternity Testing

Secret Love online dating services

Yep, still bored.....

Sisters of the Moon lesbian book club

Sleeping Angelsoft toilet paper

Say You Will escort services

Fall From Grace confession booths

Rooms on Fire fire insurance

Whenever I Call You Friend, AT&T

Sweet Girl Candy Shop

And (I have to do the lyrics for this one)...

"It was many and many a year ago,
In a kingdom by the sea,
That a maiden there lived whom you may know
By the name of SARA LEE;
And this maiden she made snack cakes from heaven
Coveted by her and me"



I tried to think of one for Sister Honey but my mind went to some dark dirty places. :rolleyes:

In Your Dreams - Unisom sleep aid

Sometimes it's a Bitch - Midol

Blue Denim - insert favorite jean brand

Frozen Love - popsicles

Battle of the Dragon drug and alcohol addiction clinic

Crying in the Night baby monitors

Gold and Braid cash for your unused gold jewelry and human hair buying

Whole Lotta Trouble 24 hour bail bonds

Some may sound retarded but funny though.

"Cheaper then Free Five 'n' Dime Store".We will give you our junk.

"Stand Back Power Washers" Super power for the money.

"Leather & Lace " Thrift shop .good used clothes for him and her.


"Ghosts Are Gone" We will scare ghosts away from your property.guaranteed.
call 1-800-555-GONE.Ask for Casper.


more later.

Stop Draggin' My Heart Around - cholesterol medication

If Anyone Falls - Med Alert for seniors

Every Day - Benefiber dietary supplement

Ghosts Are Gone exorcism service

Kind Of Woman blow up dolls

Some Become Strangers dementia medication

Smile At You teeth whitening system

Edge Of Seventeen hair plugs for men

Running Through The Garden catnip

Okay, these are cracking me up. Thank you guys so much. Hahaha.

Those are great!

A couple:
The Highwayman 24-hour Emergency "Road Angel" Service
Outside The Rain Deluxe Party Shelter
Rock A Little Gems & Minerals
Frozen Love TV dinners - for when mom can't be home to make Hamburger Helper

OMG, these are too funny!:laugh::laugh::laugh:

Talk To Me any phone company

If Anyone Falls one of those "I've Fallen and I Can't Get Up" emergency buttons

Rooms on Fire or Fire Burning for a Smoke detector

Haha :lol::lol: These are hysterical! Totally made my night!

Silver Girl -- hair coloring product
Two Kinds of Love -- dating service.com for bisexuals
Long Way to Go - roadside motels
Street Angel - homeless shelters
After the Glitter Fades - rehab for aging models and Vegas show girls
Secret Love - hook -up website for adulterers
Touched by an Angel - hospice/funeral homes


I'm cracking up over all the creative responses!

Haha I was trying to find one for Glitter! Good job.

Everybody Finds Out -- servicing all your private investigation needs

Straight Back - sexual re-orientation centers
Paper Doll - toy company
Too Far From Texas - highway signs
Sleeping Angel - sleeping pills
Freedom - legal services for prisoners
Seven Wonders - amusement park
Wild Heart - perfume/sexual products
Not Make Believe - book of true stories
Crystal - fortune telling shops
Blue Lamp - brothels
Gold and Braid - hair style salons
Listen to the Rain - hearing aids
Stand Back - taser/assault protection
Violet and Blue - floral arrangements

This is one of my favorites!:laugh:

LMAO You guys came up with some good ones. :lol:

Beautiful Child - Children's daycare center
Crying in the Night - Children's Colic Medicine
Crystal - Chandelier Company
Destiny Rules - Psychic Hotline
Gold Dust Woman - Flavored Bronzing Powder
I Don't Want To Know - Secret Admirer Mailing Service
Long Distance Winner - Long Distance Telephone Service
No Questions Asked - AARP-type Senior Medical Plan
Silver Springs - Mineral Water
Sisters of the Moon - Sanitary Napkins
Thrown Down - Wrecking Company
Fire Burning - Heartburn Medication
Gate and Garden - Landscaping Company
Mirror, Mirror - Car Glass and Mirror replacement
The Nightmare - Sleep Disorder Center
Real Tears - Eye Drops
Rock A Little - Male Enhancement Supplement

:lol: sponsored by Maury Povich!!!!

this just made me laugh OUT LOUD at work! too damn funny!!!

perfect for the tv show "Cheaters" lmao!

"Sometimes it's a bitch" insurance "we've got you covered"

"For what its Worth " Consignment shop.

Moonlight (A Vampire's Dream) - simulated sunlight for vampire homes - like the Queen had in her swimming pool room on True Blood

In Your Dreams - dream interpretation service

lol:laugh: Great work! Love these, especially Gate and Garden, Mirror Mirror, Thrown Down, Silver Springs, and Destiny Rules. All are very clever!

It's Late - Pregnancy Test
If You Ever Did Believe - Bible School
Kind of Woman - Group for men who like to wear women's clothes
Docklands - Seafood Restaurant
Kick It - Smoking Cessation Clinic
Love Changes - Divorce Court
Some Become Strangers - Marriage Counseling
No Spoken Word - Hand Signing Classes
Ghosts Are Gone - Exocism Services

Well done!!! thumbsup: keep them coming:wavey::laugh: