Desperate Housewives Season 2 Official Thread
 

...For all things Desperate Housewives...

It's boring me. I really only care about Alfre Woodard and Marcia Cross at this point. I dream of strapping Teri Hatcher down and shoving a feeding tube up her nose; her straw legs make me physically ill.

Ohhh...Terri Hatcher is one hot MILF! I love her dearly. :wavey:

So now we know that it is her husband that she is keeping locked up in the basement...but she said her son was dead?

When Brea slapped Phyllis, I thought I was going to die...It was hilarious!

That? Is disgusting. She makes Kate Moss look like a beached whale. And that veiny forehead of hers that she's sporting because she's so underweight grosses me out. It looks like a roadmap.

I don't think DeepVoiced!Matthew is her son. They're too cuddly. And she's supposed to have something to do with the whole Mary Alice affair.

Marcia Cross makes the show. :nod:

I totally predicted the slap, but it was hilarious.

Alfre merely told the shrink that story to get the sleeping pills. We still don't know for sure she was even telling the truth. I still think it's Paul in the basement.

Someone please give Teri Hatcher a sandwich. Or 12.

I love that Edie skates on "quads" with pom-poms on 'em. :thumbsup:

She is really thin, but still hot to me!



When you feel of someone's abs and chest...they are usually not your son! :nod: :laugh:



She is great!

What about the fight over changing the sheets?... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

When Susan "ran her over" I just thought to myself...this show could run for another 8 years and still please me! :laugh:

When I can visibly see every bone in someone's body, I cannot fathom calling them hot. I'd be afraid of being impaled by a jutting bone if I got near her, let alone if I schtupped her.

I thought that was great. I love Felicity Huffman and Doug Savant, they crack me up together. "The System." *giggles*

And her talking to the rat near the end... :laugh:

Poor little mousie, I felt sorry for him! :laugh:

:laugh: I did too, but he did serve his purpose!

What do you think about next week? What was up with Alfre falling on the floor screaming?

I had to run to the computer for an ebay auction that was ending soon, so I missed the previews...what was she doing exactly?

It looked like the white dude in her basement was escaping and he knocked her over when she was bringing him his dinner tray.

This was not the best episode. The season premiere was great, but this episode was kind of a let down, I must say. Oh well, hoepefully next week will be better.

And someone needs to tell the powers that be that we want more Edie! The public is demanding more Edie Brit! Why she is only in one minute an episode, I'll never know!

They should get rid of Gabrielle in favor of more Edie.

Favourite line last nite:

Why are rich men such jerk's? Oh I don't know, maybe for the same reason beautiful women are bitches!. Yay....go Carlos! :laugh:

P.S.- The rat thing was too much.

I missed about the last 15 minutes of the show. Can someone fill me in about Alfre Woodard at the shrink? I didn't see any of that? And did I miss anything else? Oh Edie and the skates. I didn't see that either.

Alfre told the shrink she hasn't been sleeping so he prescribed a sedative which she then chopped up and put in her prisoner's food.

Edie was roller skating and came up to Susan's car. They got into a fight about Susan's ex. Edie said he told her they had the best sex "bar none". Then Susan told Edie that her ex just told her 6 mos prior he was still in love with her and drove off. Edie caught up with Susan at a stop sign with a crossing gaurd crossing school children. Edie was insisting he never said that to Susan. Then Susan was driving off with Edie hanging on the car. Edie fell behind and said something and Susan backed up to yell at her and wound up hitting her with the car! It was hilarious. :lol: Edie has a broken tibia.

Thanks Suze! :xoxo:

I agree with a lot of the previous posts...

Last night's episode wasn't the best I've ever seen but it's still more entertaining than anything else on television right now. Next week's episode looks much beefier (and that's not because the gardener returns!) to me.

Big cheers go to Edie Brit and her fabu red skating outfit - I agree, more Edie! MORE EDIE!!!

And how hot is Teri Hatcher's ex? HELLO DADDY! Lucky Edie... :wavey:

rbs

Was it over 10 minutes early for you guy's too? Then they repeated the last 10 min. to fill the hour, WTF :shrug:

Hot! That chest. Those abs! How's HE doin'?

I thought the same thing. :laugh: I want to molest him.

:nod:

I've only seen one funny Gabrielle scene so far - and that was in the very first episode when she was mowing the lawn in her ball gown.

what does everyone think about kelly monaco joining the cast?

I'll stop watching.

:lol: what? you dont want to watch the catfights? we need one more to stir it up IMO

oh and that ladylike hand belongs to a guy :laugh: :xoxo:

Then get someone other than that no-talent little girl. :laugh:

Didn't it look like a lady's hand, though?!

It's quite a dainty hand. Not much hair that I could see either. :shrug:

from your fingertips to the producers of the show...just going by who they have geared up to come in... i dont know it looked dainty when i first saw it but since i didnt see the whole show i watched what i taped and it actually looks a bit masculine :wavey:

send us a picture of your hand dissy...preferrably holding your...i mean reaching for a glass :xoxo:

The CTV Network here in Canada messed up the last 5 or 10 minutes of the show - to make it up, they've posted the transcript of what was missing and also posted video clips of the missing segments:

CTV.ca

Due to a Master Control technical fault......OMG, only in Canada :laugh: Thanks so much for that, I kind a wondered what happen to the rat and Edie.

your sig picture is GORGEOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~

The whole rat thing had me rollin'! Looked like something I would totally do... and they do need more Edie and Susan going at it. But I agree with Diss... Brea makes the show. She is absolutely hilarious. I thought I was going to die laughing when she finally slapped Phyllis... she so diserved it.

Maybe the hand is just really thin from only being fed one meal a day. If all I ate was a half a sandwich for an entire day I would have a dainty hand too. And, of course it was lily white because the person in question has been trapped in a basement for God knows how long.

:laugh: :laugh: I didn't even notice there was a part missing!! And the version I saw, CTV in the east, they didn't air the same two segments back to back. Wonder how they came out on time? Bizarre. But thanks for posting the transcript! :wavey:

yes but if it was served with a rose it would sustain you :rolleyes: question: is this guy/gal sporting a cathetor and a bm bag? :shocked:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

PS: Next weeks epsiode of Medium looks goooood.

in on the edge of my seat
waiting for tonights show ...
sigh i love jake sooo much :D

Me, toooooooo. He's so gorgeous, I need to turn on the AC. :laugh: It looks like he's going to be fab in next weeks episode.

Did you know that HBO just released his old show "The Mind of the Married Man" on DVD? He's such a funny prick in it.