The Da Stevie Code
 

Okay, book lovers: Let's take popular books & see how they'd be if the authors were Stevie fans.

The Da Stevie Code
When a powerful record executive is murdered, super-sleuths Johnny Stew and Amber break mysterious codes in Stevie's lyrics, beginning with the Mirage concert SOTM.

The Ladybug, The Goldfish, The Witch, And The One-Dress Wardrobe
in 2003 four young Ledgies travel through a closet to another world where it is always winter outside the frost-covered windows and nobody is allowed to change clothes. Then Father Christmas arrives on a sleigh drawn by a small golden horse.

The Wizard Of Scottsdale
Aided by the good witch Livia, Dorothy tells the witch "If you f*** with my munchkins" and clicks her Frankenboks together.

Gone With The Rain And The Wind And The Water
In this beloved epic, Atlanta burns (it's okay, though - it's not home or Tara), Margi makes a dress out of curtains, and our heroine Marissa O'hara finds herself torn between Rhett Buckingham and Ashley Wachtel.

To Kill Two Mockingbirds Of Rhiannon
Southern lawyer Atticus Strandinthewind fights racism and bad lighting.

The Velvet Underground Man
Dostoevsky creates an anti-hero whose misanthropy gets him kicked off a message board.

Anna Karhiannona
Our heroine ends up down at the rainway station, where trains sing the same kind of blues.

Additions?

- Jake

BWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
omigosh, before I post additions, I have to pause and acknowledge your hilarious brilliance. Obviously, The Ladybug, etc, oh, ****, they are all hella funny!!! :lol: :xoxo: "Atticus Strandinthewind" :lol:

I just snorted out loud :lol: You're a dork, do you know that?? ;)

It'll take me a few to think of some...

Can't.Stop.Laughing.

Thanks, but there's no genius at work here. We all know Jason wants to be Gregory Peck. (Only in drag.) ;) :lol:

- Jake

A Tale of Two Titties In a time of war, vengeance and boobie envy; Paula and Curtis travel Paris to Rome, London to Paris and storm the stage bringing Chiffon Heads and FruitOfTheLoomHeads together in a massive revolution : The Two Birds of Rhiannon.

You snort and I'm the dork?
Okay, Chrissie. :rolleyes:

- Jake

I always wanted to be a super-sleuth of the Hardy Boys variety! I'll even wear my hair like Shaun Cassidy's again.

You rock... do you know that, Jake? :xoxo:

(By the way, did you know there are codes in the Mirage version of "Sisters" that foretell the cancellation of 'Joan Of Arcadia,' years before it even aired?!?)

:lol: But a reign of terror begins when our heroine insists there's a leak. Can the guillotine save the day? :eek:

- Jake

I cannot possibly bow down far enough in your brilliant presence.

That? Was utterly hilarious and utterly brilliant. I couldn't even begin to try to add to that list.

Though I will go away and think about it because I love a good competition of creativity!

BRILLIANT. Did I mention that?

A Wrinkle in Timespace - It is a dark and stormy and windy and rainy and crystal night. Stevie Murray, her skinny guitar player Charles Wachtel, and their trusty dog Sulamith encounter a mysterious, Dark Winged stranger. After he sells them wine, he tells them how he has been experimenting with the fifth dimension in Time Travel. Their old friend Lindsey Buckingham's solo album has somehow become trapped in this fifth dimension. Can Stevie and Charles Wachtel save their old friend Buckingham's solo effort, while battling evil record executives, Buckingham's giant ego from another dimension, and also make a giant wad of cash????

Thanks!

But I preferred (pre-Kirstie) Parker Stevenson, being that I am the older of two brothers.

- Jake

I know, and look! We get to work as a super slueth team! It's sesly my dream come true! *I want to be Frank Hardy* Get that old Jalopy runnin' JS!!!!! :wavey:

Thanks, but these threads are more fun when everybody adds, so please do.

- Jake

:lol: :lol: :lol:
"war, vengeance, and....wait....wait....BOOBIE ENVY?!" :lol: :lol:

You know, I never read anything by Madeleine E. :shrug:
But I love this title. :nod:

- Jake

I always preferred Parker/Frank Hardy, too... because I'm also the oldest of two brothers.

But I can work the Shaun Cassidy hair, I'm tellin' ya! ;)

You must read them, they are the best evah!!!!! I know, A Wrinkle in Timespace was a natural. :nod:

Let The Crisis Become A Bridge Of Madison County
A woman falls for a married record executive. And a married drummer. And a married singer. Will they begin an illicit affair? Will she write a song about it? Will she ever stop writing songs about it?

- Jake

We'd make a formidable Super-Slueth team!

"My plan was perfect! And I would have gotten away with it, too, if those meddling Ledgies hadn't shown up!"

Marissa, Jason, & Livia would be shocked that my hair is almost that long these days (I buzz it).
And hey - we both love Stevie, we're both from Pennsylvania, and we're both the elder of two brothers. Are we the same person? (Oh yeah, I forgot, you're nice.) :wavey:

- Jake

Tahooootally. But you'd be the more methodical one, and I'd be the one who came up with the crazy plan that.....just might work!!!! :lol: Probably gum will be involved, somehow. You realize, in our sleuthing, we might have to take out some terrorists who don't like whasamattabaybeh. :cool: Hey, all in a day's work, right Stew? And, you'd be researching things in the library, while I'd be out charming the head of something into letting me into the "secret vaults" hehehehhe. :lol:

:lol: :lol:
Which reminds me, if The Neverending Story is a real book, something should be done with that!!!!
The Neverending Drama. :lol:

But sometimes the "Evil Brother" isn't the one the audience suspects! ;)

The Great Stevie - Oh, man, this one is just begging for an interp, but it would take me forevah!!! Anyone??? :D Don't make me work on this in my spare time, people!!!!!

It practically writes itself! :laugh:

I wanna flirt with people once in a while, too, though!
Hmm, I guess I could always flirt with the guy who runs the Microfiche machine. Bring him a bagel and bat my eyelashes whenever I need to borrow something unlendable. And then if we get ourselves in a jam, I can call him to bail us out... knowing he would do anything I ask, because he has a mad crush on me. But, afterwards, I'll only give him a kiss on the forehead and tell him what a sweet friend he is.

*Re-reads the above*
Oh, Good Lord, Amber... I think you're rubbing off on me! :laugh:

:lol:
Oh, yes. I didn't mean to imply that you would not be flirting, because of course you'd have to! All the best flirting is done by the people who have to get the info. I'd be trying to sneak into some place, using grappling hooks and ****, and having to wear a bikini to go on some boat with a millionare...
while you'd be having some torrid affair with some guy in the Italian CIA....
for a second.....
When he falls asleep...
that's when you grab the key to his secret underground vault....
I hope I'm rubbing off on you, this sleuthing **** is important! you have to do it just right!!!! Ain't no shame in my sleuthing/james bond game!!!!! :cool: :lol:

Keep your hair, Gelman ;)

Star Catcher In The Rye
The coming of age of Nurse Curtis Caulfield. Enough said.

The Color Black
Alice Walker's haunting story of a woman's fight to overcome her oppressive wardrobe in southern society. A tale of the triumph of the human spirit in studded pants.

- Jake

:laugh:

Empty out again, sir :nod:

:lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :woohoo: :xoxo:

Food sprayingly funny.


Ah, The Ballad of Carne !

I don't think the Underground man is ever named, if I remember. But where is Carne?

- Jake

Paper Flowers In The Fleetwood Attic - Our hero and heroine are captured and kept locked in an attic by two evil English people. The evil English people belittle the girl, and let the boy run rampant and become a control freak. The belittled girl eventually sends missives to the outside world and becomes rip roaringly famous and develops horrific addictions to various poisonous flowers and fungi she grows in the dingy attic. The control freak boy escapes. The outside world doesn't listen to him much, so he returns occasionally to have some people to bully and control.

Stevie and The Chiffon Factory

A destitute, but sweet young girl singer wins a contest to go into the wonderful, wacky world of a chiffon plant. Once inside, she realizes there are other young aspiring singers in there too. All have evil plans for the plant. Of course, Augustina Ronstadt tries to gulp up the sweet sticky Gold Dust river and drowns. Debbie Beauregard is lost in a tragic accident when she veers of the path, helpless to the charms of the Forest Of The Black Trash Bags. Veruca Lauper, the chronic gum chewer, wanders into the elastic waistband room hoping to find bracelets, and once inside, demands to chew the elastic. She is turned into a giant Blue Lamp. Madonna Teevee, obsessed with fame and for the moment, western themes, has a hissy fit because she isn't on all the television monitors and she is zapped into the television. Doomed to do cheesy rodeo moves, ride a mechanical bull, and swivel her hips for all eternity.
Of course, our heroine avoids all the pitfalls and is rewarded with the keys to the chiffon factory. Her father currently runs the business affairs. Mom has a souvenir shop. Her little brother is the janitor.

Brill, simply brill.

:lol: Ahhh...I knew you had it in you

Hysterical, sparky! :nod:

:lol: :thumbsup:
Wow, you wrote the whole books!
I kept picturing Stevie & Lindsey as the kids in your Paper Flowers book, but maybe they'd be more convincing in The Turn Of The Gift Of The Screw. But wrong forum.
As for the Chiffon Factory book, you know damn well the little bro wouldn't be janitor, he'd be peddling shirts and factory tourbooks.
And don't forget Grandpa Jess touring the factory!

- Jake

Emmaline
Jane Austen gives us the character of Emmaline, who must learn that she is as clueless as she is rich. What will happen when she tries to fix up best friend Hillary with the town vicar, Dissention?

Little Women And Their Old Jewish Cobbler
Join the March sisters - Jane, Greta, Melacine, and Lily - and their mother Barbara as they experience the challenges of the Civil War, first love, illness, and trying to look taller before platforms are invented.

My Heart Of Darkness
Conrad takes us through shadows and the first signs of light to experience the horror, the horror of going into the deepest jungle and still never getting away from your obsession with past loves.

Moby Tusk
The first words of the novel capture the reader's imagination: "Call me Rhiannon. Or Sara. Or Juliet." Captain Ahab is determined to hunt down his elusive nemesis, the great white goldfish. Thar she twirls!

20,000 Leagues Under The Chiffon
Action-packed adventure, with our heroine and her security people wrestling stuffed animals and tambourines out of the tentacles of a giant squid. Soon to be a major motion picture with Shelley Winters as the high-kicking queen of rock. :eek:

- Jake

OMG, I just spit out my drink. :laugh: I'd like to add that we'd obviously be wearing the pink hoodies.


That's it! :lol: :lol: :lol: I'm howling out loud at work! It's the whole solo album thing! It's trapped in another dimension! Funny cuz it's true! OMG! I gotta go pee.....