a couple of serious questions coupled with many pointless ones
 

I've been meaning to make up one of these things instead of just stealing other people's as I tend to do. I found out that I suck at it.

Of course we're going to get Hillary's lifelong obsession out of the way with the first five questions before anything else. :nod:

1) What would you say if a relatively close friend of yours asked to listen to your heartbeat?
2) With a stethoscope?
3) With his or her ear?
4) What if it was the same situation but with an acquaintance instead?
5) What if someone wanted to record your heartbeat to listen to repeatedly?
6) What are the four best non-alcoholic drinks besides water?
7) What are the four best alcoholic drinks?

~~senseless either/or section~~
8) Martin Luther King Jr. or Malcolm X?
9) Julius Caesar or Much Ado About Nothing?
10) Macbeth or Hamlet?
11) The Beatles or Elvis?
12) The Beatles or Fleetwood Mac?
13) Bill Frist or Fred Phelps?
14) Britney or Kevin?
15) Jessica or Ashlee?
16) Blueberries or blackberries?
17) Cockroaches or mole crickets (potato bugs)?
18) What’s the funnier book title—Fire: Friend and Foe or Pass Me a Pine Cone

19) Have you ever experienced any pleasure (as a child or otherwise) from playing with insects? (Playing with does not mean torturing and killing, by the way).
20) Do you hate crowds of people as much as I do?
21) Do you have an overwhelming urge to rally support for legislation banning children in restaurants when you’re trying to eat and one starts crying vociferously?
22) Did you cringe when Dubya said that the situation in Iraq was vociferous when he meant to say it was chaotic?
23) Was that a rhetorical question?
24) Will MJ get off like OJ did?

This was definitely one of the harder ones I've done... LOL

1) What would you say if a relatively close friend of yours asked to listen to your heartbeat? I actually think that would be really cool!
2) With a stethoscope? How else would you do it? :o
3) With his or her ear? Doesn't matter
4) What if it was the same situation but with an acquaintance instead? Awkward
5) What if someone wanted to record your heartbeat to listen to repeatedly? Once again, awkward
6) What are the four best non-alcoholic drinks besides water? I only drink water
7) What are the four best alcoholic drinks? Nasty

~~senseless either/or section~~
8) Martin Luther King Jr. or Malcolm X? Malcolm X
9) Julius Caesar or Much Ado About Nothing? Julius Caesar
10) Macbeth or Hamlet? I don't care... LOL
11) The Beatles or Elvis? Beatles
12) The Beatles or Fleetwood Mac? FLEETWOOD MAC
13) Bill Frist or Fred Phelps? Who?
14) Britney or Kevin? Britney
15) Jessica or Ashlee? Ashlee!!!
16) Blueberries or blackberries? Neither
17) Cockroaches or mole crickets (potato bugs)? Gross.
18) What’s the funnier book title— Pass Me a Pine Cone
19) Have you ever experienced any pleasure (as a child or otherwise) from playing with insects? (Playing with does not mean torturing and killing, by the way). Nope
20) Do you hate crowds of people as much as I do? Yes, I do
21) Do you have an overwhelming urge to rally support for legislation banning children in restaurants when you’re trying to eat and one starts crying vociferously? YES
22) Did you cringe when Dubya said that the situation in Iraq was vociferous when he meant to say it was chaotic? YES
23) Was that a rhetorical question? Sure?
24) Will MJ get off like OJ did? Nope

1) What would you say if a relatively close friend of yours asked to listen to your heartbeat? Probably yes
2) With a stethoscope? Yes
3) With his or her ear? Probably
4) What if it was the same situation but with an acquaintance instead? Depends
5) What if someone wanted to record your heartbeat to listen to repeatedly? I would probably be fine with it
6) What are the four best non-alcoholic drinks besides water? Hot chocolate, Diet Coke with Splenda, Cherry Coke, apple juice
7) What are the four best alcoholic drinks? Midori Sours, Jack Frosts, Bourbon & soda, Chardonnay

~~senseless either/or section~~
8) Martin Luther King Jr. or Malcolm X?
9) Julius Caesar or Much Ado About Nothing?
10) Macbeth or Hamlet?
11) The Beatles or Elvis?
12) The Beatles or Fleetwood Mac?
13) Bill Frist or Fred Phelps? Neither
14) Britney or Kevin? Neither
15) Jessica or Ashlee? Neither
16) Blueberries or blackberries?
17) Cockroaches or mole crickets (potato bugs)? Eww.
18) What’s the funnier book title—Fire: Friend and Foe or Pass Me a Pine Cone (?????)
19) Have you ever experienced any pleasure (as a child or otherwise) from playing with insects? (Playing with does not mean torturing and killing, by the way). Willy worms are cute.
20) Do you hate crowds of people as much as I do? Usually
21) Do you have an overwhelming urge to rally support for legislation banning children in restaurants when you’re trying to eat and one starts crying vociferously? Yes
22) Did you cringe when Dubya said that the situation in Iraq was vociferous when he meant to say it was chaotic? He makes me permanently cringe.
23) Was that a rhetorical question? Dubya doesn't know about rhetorical questions.
24) Will MJ get off like OJ did? Yep

Okay. Frist, Britney, Jessica, potato bugs. :distress: :laugh:

I like this one Hil :)

1) What would you say if a relatively close friend of yours asked to listen to your heartbeat? ....Um, no
2) With a stethoscope? ...get away
3) With his or her ear? ....you're freaking me out
4) What if it was the same situation but with an acquaintance instead? ...Hell no
5) What if someone wanted to record your heartbeat to listen to repeatedly? ....what's wrong with you??!!!
(nothing against you, Hillary. I just have personal space issues. ;) )
6) What are the four best non-alcoholic drinks besides water? um, coffee
7) What are the four best alcoholic drinks? Jack & Coke, 7 & 7's, Adios Mother****ers, Vodka

~~senseless either/or section~~
8) Martin Luther King Jr. or Malcolm X? MLK JR...X was too violent
9) Julius Caesar or Much Ado About Nothing? ...Caesar 'cause I haven't read the other one
10) Macbeth or Hamlet? Hamlet
11) The Beatles or Elvis? ELVIS
12) The Beatles or Fleetwood Mac? Fleetwood Mac duhhhh
13) Bill Frist or Fred Phelps? neither
14) Britney or Kevin? Die.
15) Jessica or Ashlee? Jessica
16) Blueberries or blackberries? gag
17) Cockroaches or mole crickets (potato bugs)? ...crickets
18) What’s the funnier book title—Fire: Friend and Foe or Pass Me a Pine Cone? Pass me a Pine Cone!

19) Have you ever experienced any pleasure (as a child or otherwise) from playing with insects? (Playing with does not mean torturing and killing, by the way). Sure, playing with a magnifying glass...
20) Do you hate crowds of people as much as I do? YES. I get anxiety attacks...
21) Do you have an overwhelming urge to rally support for legislation banning children in restaurants when you’re trying to eat and one starts crying vociferously? No. I have an overwhelming urge to go and slap the **** out of them.
22) Did you cringe when Dubya said that the situation in Iraq was vociferous when he meant to say it was chaotic? I cringe whenever he speaks lol
23) Was that a rhetorical question? sure
24) Will MJ get off like OJ did? I hope not, but I think he will.

O Yea! Right on, Right on! :cool: :blob2: :lol:

1) What would you say if a relatively close friend of yours asked to listen to your heartbeat? Okay

2) With a stethoscope? Okay

3) With his or her ear? Okay

4) What if it was the same situation but with an acquaintance instead? Okay

5) What if someone wanted to record your heartbeat to listen to repeatedly? Got a good beat, but nothing you could dance to.

6) What are the four best non-alcoholic drinks besides water? Milk, Milk, Milk, and Choco Milk

7) What are the four best alcoholic drinks? Sorry Don't Drink

~~senseless either/or section~~
8) Martin Luther King Jr. or Malcolm X?
9) Julius Caesar or Much Ado About Nothing?
10) Macbeth or Hamlet? Tie
11) The Beatles or Elvis?
12) The Beatles or Fleetwood Mac?
13) Bill Frist or Fred Phelps? Who?
14) Britney or Kevin? Why?
15) Jessica or Ashlee? Eh.
16) Blueberries or blackberries?

17) Cockroaches or mole crickets (potato bugs)? Bunnies.

18) What’s the funnier book title—
Fire: Friend and Foe or Pass Me a Pine Cone

which has more pictures?

19) Have you ever experienced any pleasure (as a child or otherwise) from playing with insects? (Playing with does not mean torturing and killing, by the way). OOH those fluffy catepillars!

20) Do you hate crowds of people as much as I do? Kinda

21) Do you have an overwhelming urge to rally support for legislation banning children in restaurants when you’re trying to eat and one starts crying vociferously? Depends on how the parents react.

22) Did you cringe when Dubya said that the situation in Iraq was vociferous when he meant to say it was chaotic? I generally just cringe when he is on.

23) Was that a rhetorical question? kinda

24) Will MJ get off like OJ did? YUP

:D 7&7's are my new favorite...

Tom Petty? Uh NM...... :laugh:

good choice indeed.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

1) What would you say if a relatively close friend of yours asked to listen to your heartbeat?
2) With a stethoscope?
3) With his or her ear?
4) What if it was the same situation but with an acquaintance instead?
5) What if someone wanted to record your heartbeat to listen to repeatedly?

No offense, Hillary, but I think my answer would be a big no for all five of these. Especially #5. :sorry: :o

6) What are the four best non-alcoholic drinks besides water? tea, orange juice, apple juice, cran-apple juice.

7) What are the four best alcoholic drinks? Corona, most wines, amaretto sour, midori sour

~~senseless either/or section~~
8) Martin Luther King Jr. or Malcolm X?
9) Julius Caesar or Much Ado About Nothing?
10) Macbeth or Hamlet?
11) The Beatles or Elvis?
12) The Beatles or Fleetwood Mac?
13) Bill Frist or Fred Phelps?
14) Britney or Kevin?
15) Jessica or Ashlee?
16) Blueberries or blackberries?
17) Cockroaches or mole crickets (potato bugs)?
18) What’s the funnier book title—Fire: Friend and Foe or Pass Me a Pine Cone

19) Have you ever experienced any pleasure (as a child or otherwise) from playing with insects? (Playing with does not mean torturing and killing, by the way). Fireflies, as a kid.

20) Do you hate crowds of people as much as I do? Maybe. I do try to avoid them, if at all possible.

21) Do you have an overwhelming urge to rally support for legislation banning children in restaurants when you’re trying to eat and one starts crying vociferously? Yes.

22) Did you cringe when Dubya said that the situation in Iraq was vociferous when he meant to say it was chaotic? I cringe when I read about most things he says. I can't listen to his voice. Or watch him speak. At all.

23) Was that a rhetorical question? Probably.

24) Will MJ get off like OJ did? Who knows. I'm just tired of hearing about it every time I turn the tv on.

Interesting questions! :)

1) What would you say if a relatively close friend of yours asked to listen to your heartbeat? I would think he or she was trying to get a better look/feel at my boobs.
2) With a stethoscope? Even kinkier
3) With his or her ear? See answer #1
4) What if it was the same situation but with an acquaintance instead? I would think he or she was trying to get a better look/feel at my boobs. Look, nobody has ever wanted to listen to my heart..
5) What if someone wanted to record your heartbeat to listen to repeatedly? I would start asking questions..I have no idea.
6) What are the four best non-alcoholic drinks besides water? Pepsi, Gatorade, OJ, Soy Milkshakes
7) What are the four best alcoholic drinks? Beer, Tequila Shooters, Mudslides, Vodka Tonic

~~senseless either/or section~~
8) Martin Luther King Jr. or Malcolm X? King
9) Julius Caesar or Much Ado About Nothing? Much Ado, I guess
10) Macbeth or Hamlet? I don't know Shakespeare, but Macbeth I guess. I heard Macbeth was more interesting.
11) The Beatles or Elvis? Both were influential, but I'd go with Beatles
12) The Beatles or Fleetwood Mac? FM
13) Bill Frist or Fred Phelps? Take a pass
14) Britney or Kevin? Neither
15) Jessica or Ashlee? Neither
16) Blueberries or blackberries? Blackberries
17) Cockroaches or mole crickets (potato bugs)? Gross. Crickets, I guess. See, I can answer this one but not the one with the Simpsons or Britney and her beau. That should tell you something about which is preferable to answer. :laugh:
18) What’s the funnier book title—Fire: Friend and Foe or Pass Me a Pine Cone Pass Me a Pine Cone. That conjures up very strange images.

19) Have you ever experienced any pleasure (as a child or otherwise) from playing with insects? (Playing with does not mean torturing and killing, by the way). I love butterflies and ladybugs, so I love catching them and releasing them just to hold them for a minute.
20) Do you hate crowds of people as much as I do? Sometimes, but depends on how cool the crowd is. I can get off on the energy of a crowd, as long as they're cool.
21) Do you have an overwhelming urge to rally support for legislation banning children in restaurants when you’re trying to eat and one starts crying vociferously? Only if the parents don't even make an attempt to calm them down.
22) Did you cringe when Dubya said that the situation in Iraq was vociferous when he meant to say it was chaotic? Words don't bother me, so no. The situation bothers me. The words don't. Vociferous is actually chaotic, but in a more indirect way.
23) Was that a rhetorical question? I guess so, but my answer remains the same.
24) Will MJ get off like OJ did? I think so.

1) What would you say if a relatively close friend of yours asked to listen to your heartbeat? I'm married to a nurse...Doesnt bother me
2) With a stethoscope? See above answer
3) With his or her ear? See above answer
4) What if it was the same situation but with an acquaintance instead? No
5) What if someone wanted to record your heartbeat to listen to repeatedly? Only if it was for a medical condition I may have...Last summer I wore a heart monitor for 24 hours.
6) What are the four best non-alcoholic drinks besides water? Tea, RC Cola, A&W Root Beer & Diet Dr.Pepper,
7) What are the four best alcoholic drinks? Couldnt say since I dont drink alcohol...

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8) Martin Luther King Jr. or Malcolm X? MLK
9) Julius Caesar or Much Ado About Nothing? Neither
10) Macbeth or Hamlet? Neither
11) The Beatles or Elvis? Hate Elvis...Love the Beatles
12) The Beatles or Fleetwood Mac? The Beatles...
13) Bill Frist or Fred Phelps? Preferably dead & crucified
14) Britney or Kevin? Preferably dead and forgotten
15) Jessica or Ashlee? Preferably stripped of their vocal cords then dead
16) Blueberries or blackberries? Blueberries
17) Cockroaches or mole crickets (potato bugs)? Neither
18) What’s the funnier book title—Fire: Friend and Foe or Pass Me a Pine Cone Pass Me A Pine Cone

19) Have you ever experienced any pleasure (as a child or otherwise) from playing with insects? (Playing with does not mean torturing and killing, by the way). I enjoy playing with Scorpions & Praying Mantis'
20) Do you hate crowds of people as much as I do? Sure
21) Do you have an overwhelming urge to rally support for legislation banning children in restaurants when you’re trying to eat and one starts crying vociferously? Sure
22) Did you cringe when Dubya said that the situation in Iraq was vociferous when he meant to say it was chaotic? I have grown absolutely tired of the politics in the US, So I no longer watch the TV...So I dont know or care what the burning Shrub says :nod:
23) Was that a rhetorical question? I guess :shrug:
24) Will MJ get off like OJ did? Probably...

1) What would you say if a relatively close friend of yours asked to listen to your heartbeat? I'd say no, only because I don't have anybody with a medical background.

2) With a stethoscope? Only if a close friend could actually spell 'stethoscope" AND actually had a stethoscope.

3) With his or her ear? I'd probably say "Aww, you just want to lay your head on my chest."

4) What if it was the same situation but with an acquaintance instead? Only if said acquaintance bought took me out for dinner and a movie first.

5) What if someone wanted to record your heartbeat to listen to repeatedly? I'd wonder if they had some type of doctor fetish. I'd be cool with that!

6) What are the four best non-alcoholic drinks besides water? Florida Orange juice, Canada Dry Ginger Ale, white grape juice, Five Alive

7) What are the four best alcoholic drinks? Canadian beer, Tennessee whiskey, French chardonnay, and good ol' Everclear.

~~senseless either/or section~~
8) Martin Luther King Jr. or Malcolm X?
9) Julius Caesar or Much Ado About Nothing? He made one hell of a salad!
10) Macbeth or Hamlet? Only because it's bad luck to type the other.
11) The Beatles or Elvis?
12) The Beatles or Fleetwood Mac? While I LOVE the Mac, I think even they would all say "The Beatles."
13) Bill Frist or Fred Phelps?At least Frist's website isn't godhatesfags.com, though I'm sure he agrees.
14) Britney or Kevin? The Grim Reaper!
15) Jessica or Ashlee?Ummm, a kick in the balls.
16) Blueberries or blackberries?
17) Cockroaches or mole crickets (potato bugs)?
18) What’s the funnier book title—Fire: Friend and Foe or Pass Me a Pine Cone

19) Have you ever experienced any pleasure (as a child or otherwise) from playing with insects? (Playing with does not mean torturing and killing, by the way). I liked chasing butterflies as a kid.

20) Do you hate crowds of people as much as I do? Depends on the crowd. I'm sure you'll agree that a 'Size One, C-Cup Women Against Clothing' crowd wouldn't be so bad.

21) Do you have an overwhelming urge to rally support for legislation banning children in restaurants when you’re trying to eat and one starts crying vociferously? That and really stupid parents who do nothing when said situation comes up.

22) Did you cringe when Dubya said that the situation in Iraq was vociferous when he meant to say it was chaotic? Not as much as when he said certain regimes "disassemble" information, which means they lie.

23) Was that a rhetorical question? Do you really want to know?

24) Will MJ get off like OJ did? No, because MJ gets off on little boys, where as OJ got off on killing his ex-wife and her likely gay friend.

1) What would you say if a relatively close friend of yours asked to listen to your heartbeat? I think it's weird in most situations, although the guy I've been seeing's brother/roommate is a resident, and his was lying around and messing with it turned... uh... hot. But normally? No.
2) With a stethoscope? see above.
3) With his or her ear? see above.
4) What if it was the same situation but with an acquaintance instead? no.
5) What if someone wanted to record your heartbeat to listen to repeatedly? definitely not.
6) What are the four best non-alcoholic drinks besides water? Umm. I don't drink anything besides alcohol and water. I used to love Dr. Pepper?
7) What are the four best alcoholic drinks? Cosmopolitan, Old Style, apple pucker & sprite (sentimental favorite- only thing I could ever sneak around my parents), screwdriver.

~~senseless either/or section~~
8) Martin Luther King Jr. or Malcolm X?
9) Julius Caesar or Much Ado About Nothing?
10) Macbeth or Hamlet?
11) The Beatles or Elvis?
12) The Beatles or Fleetwood Mac?
13) Bill Frist or Fred Phelps?
14) Britney or Kevin? Uh, I'd pick Kevin... to die painfully FIRST.
15) Jessica or Ashlee? And see above
16) Blueberries or blackberries?
17) Cockroaches or mole crickets (potato bugs)?
18) What’s the funnier book title—Fire: Friend and Foe or Pass Me a Pine Cone

19) Have you ever experienced any pleasure (as a child or otherwise) from playing with insects? (Playing with does not mean torturing and killing, by the way). Watching Billy Peterson play with them on CSI gets me hot, does that count as pleasure?
20) Do you hate crowds of people as much as I do? I HATE crowds of people. I'm an inch away from turning down free Lollapalooza tickets because of how much I hate crowds.
21) Do you have an overwhelming urge to rally support for legislation banning children in restaurants when you’re trying to eat and one starts crying vociferously? No. It's not the parents' fault. Unless it is, and they're kids are spoiled little ****s. In that case, I support legislation banning selfish idiots who let their kids run wild from BEING parents.
22) Did you cringe when Dubya said that the situation in Iraq was vociferous when he meant to say it was chaotic? I don't cringe anymore at him. I don't pay attention. It's too painful.
23) Was that a rhetorical question? Eh. Sidenote: I distinctly recall learning what a rhetorical question meant from a Babysitters' Club book.
24) Will MJ get off like OJ did? Probably- but in OJ's case those jurors made stupid decisions and were carried away by theatrics and spectacle. With MJ- I think if he gets off it'll be a problem with the case MORE than the theatrics, oddly enough.

I like grapes too but I'd much rather eat a child.

I'd tell him/her to go ahead.
Sure
Why not?
Depends on his/her motive, I guess.
I'd direct them to listen to either Pink Floyd's Dark Side Of The Moon or New Order's "Guilt Is A Useless Emotion".
Orange juice, hot chocolate, peppermint tea, milk.
Red wine, eh, beer, beer and beer. Sorry, I'm incurable in my drinking manners. :lol:

~~senseless either/or section~~
MLK Jr.
JC.
Hamlet.
Los Beatles.
Los Beatles again.
Oh dear. Neither.
Britney.
Can't I choose Homer instead? ;)
Blueberries.
Hard to say, because I've never had to suffer from either.
The latter.

Yeah, done that.
Don't know how much you hate them, but sometimes I do feel the urge to get out of those situations.
Nah.
I didn't, must've missed that speech.
No, but this is.
Hopefully not.

Did I mention that Lux rules?

Lux rules. If we're talking about size here, I'd much rather eat someone larger than Tom Petty, obviously.

I'd eat Tom Petty, too. And, he wouldn't even have to ask nicely..

:thumbsup: Eat a geek week!

1) What would you say if a relatively close friend of yours asked to listen to your heartbeat? I guess so
2) With a stethoscope? Yes
3) With his or her ear? Probably not
4) What if it was the same situation but with an acquaintance instead? Depends on the acquaintance
5) What if someone wanted to record your heartbeat to listen to repeatedly? Listen, is there something wrong with my heart? You can tell me :(
6) What are the four best non-alcoholic drinks besides water? Vimto, Chocolate Milk, Coke, uh, any kind of fruit juice
7) What are the four best alcoholic drinks? Hmm, Mexican beer, some wine is OK, I'm really not a major drinker any more

~~senseless either/or section~~
8) Martin Luther King Jr. or Malcolm X?
9) Julius Caesar or Much Ado About Nothing?
10) Macbeth or Hamlet? God, must I? Hamlet
11) The Beatles or Elvis?
12) The Beatles or Fleetwood Mac?
13) Bill Frist or Fred Phelps? Who?
14) Britney or Kevin? Who's Kevin?
15) Jessica or Ashlee? Christ, I must have really missed out - who are these people?
16) Blueberries or blackberries?
17) Cockroaches or mole crickets (potato bugs)? Not familiar with either
18) What’s the funnier book title—Fire: Friend and Foe or Pass Me a Pine Cone
19) Have you ever experienced any pleasure (as a child or otherwise) from playing with insects? (Playing with does not mean torturing and killing, by the way). Not really, but even now I rescue insects in need :o
20) Do you hate crowds of people as much as I do? Probably
21) Do you have an overwhelming urge to rally support for legislation banning children in restaurants when you’re trying to eat and one starts crying vociferously? Probably the first thought is ugly violence towards the parents
22) Did you cringe when Dubya said that the situation in Iraq was vociferous when he meant to say it was chaotic? Everything he says makes me cringe.
23) Was that a rhetorical question? Don't confuse me, I'm just the President
24) Will MJ get off like OJ did? He'd better not do, he's a damn freak.

1) What would you say if a relatively close friend of yours asked to listen to your heartbeat?
"ooh sexy, baby!" with a big wink.
2) With a stethoscope?
if he/she warms it up first.
3) With his or her ear?
see #1
4) What if it was the same situation but with an acquaintance instead?
I'd be curious for his/her reasons
5) What if someone wanted to record your heartbeat to listen to repeatedly?
that just weird.
6) What are the four best non-alcoholic drinks besides water?
milk, cola, coffee!!!! and thea.
7) What are the four best alcoholic drinks?
red berries liquor, rosé wine, blonde beer, dropshots.

~~senseless either/or section~~
8) Martin Luther King Jr. or Malcolm X?
King

9) Julius Caesar or Much Ado About Nothing?
Much ado
10) Macbeth or Hamlet?
Macbeth
11) The Beatles or Elvis?
Beatles
12) The Beatles or Fleetwood Mac?
Mac
13) Bill Frist or Fred Phelps?
dunno the first one. Give me Fred and let's see what I can do to him.
14) Britney or Kevin?
Kevin.
15) Jessica or Ashlee?
Jessica
16) Blueberries or blackberries?
blueberreis
17) Cockroaches or mole crickets (potato bugs)?
mole crickets.. are they smaller?
18) What’s the funnier book title—Fire: Friend and Foe or Pass Me a Pine Cone
Pass me a pine cone
19) Have you ever experienced any pleasure (as a child or otherwise) from playing with insects? (Playing with does not mean torturing and killing, by the way).
hmm.. when my cats play with them that gives me pleasure
20) Do you hate crowds of people as much as I do?
I might! I hate parties. I don't mind concert crowds that much though, they become one faceless mass that I can shut myself off for.
21) Do you have an overwhelming urge to rally support for legislation banning children in restaurants when you’re trying to eat and one starts crying vociferously?
Until I have children myself, I bet. Or what about supermarkets, when they're crowded already. Yesterday I was bordering on migraine but had to get some groceries. There were soooo many people there and then crying children too, I could almost murder them.
22) Did you cringe when Dubya said that the situation in Iraq was vociferous when he meant to say it was chaotic?
Haven't seen it, I try to avoid seeing Dubya as much as I can. I can read it if it was important. But seeing that man makes me sick. Didn't know what vociferous meant until now.
23) Was that a rhetorical question?
no.
24) Will MJ get off like OJ did?
I'm afraid he might. Still not sure though.

1) What would you say if a relatively close friend of yours asked to listen to your heartbeat? Why?
2) With a stethoscope? If they had one I would be alarmed.
3) With his or her ear? No, but a friend of mine and myself sometimes go to those free blood pressure machines and compare notes. Her's is always high.
4) What if it was the same situation but with an acquaintance instead? I would say no.
5) What if someone wanted to record your heartbeat to listen to repeatedly? I think that they need a different hobby.
6) What are the four best non-alcoholic drinks besides water? Cranberry juice, Ginger ale, frozen lemonade, strawberry coolatta from Dunkin Donuts. Can you telll I'm hot?
7) What are the four best alcoholic drinks? I don't drink.
~~senseless either/or section~~

8) Martin Luther King Jr. or Malcolm X? MLK, I guess.
9) Julius Caesar or Much Ado About Nothing? JC, I guess
10) Macbeth or Hamlet? Macbeth has something do with Witchcraft right?
11) The Beatles or Elvis? The Beatles
12) The Beatles or Fleetwood Mac? Fleetwood Mac of course. Don't like The Beatles that much.
13) Bill Frist or Fred Phelps? No clue who they are.
14) Britney or Kevin? ICK
15) Jessica or Ashlee? YUCK
16) Blueberries or blackberries? I hate both
17) Cockroaches or mole crickets (potato bugs)? Roaches.
18) What’s the funnier book title—Fire: Friend and Foe or Pass Me a Pine Cone Pine cone

19) Have you ever experienced any pleasure (as a child or otherwise) from playing with insects? (Playing with does not mean torturing and killing, by the way). No
20) Do you hate crowds of people as much as I do? YES, I hate people!!
21) Do you have an overwhelming urge to rally support for legislation banning children in restaurants when you’re trying to eat and one starts crying vociferously? I think that they should have a seperate section for brats!!
22) Did you cringe when Dubya said that the situation in Iraq was vociferous when he meant to say it was chaotic? No

23) Was that a rhetorical question?
24) Will MJ get off like OJ did? Most likely.

1) What would you say if a relatively close friend of yours asked to listen to your heartbeat? I'd ask for motives
2) With a stethoscope? Flashbacks to childhood... Playing doc as means to undress?
3) With his or her ear? No, most certainly
4) What if it was the same situation but with an acquaintance instead? No and I'd find that plenty disturbing
5) What if someone wanted to record your heartbeat to listen to repeatedly? I'd suggest buying some techno discs as an alternative
6) What are the four best non-alcoholic drinks besides water? Coke, Cherry Coke, orange juice & V8
7) What are the four best alcoholic drinks? Sauterne, Pinot des Charentes, Champagne & Manzana Verde

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8) Martin Luther King Jr. or Malcolm X? MLK Jr.
9) Julius Caesar or Much Ado About Nothing? Huh?
10) Macbeth or Hamlet? Macbeth
11) The Beatles or Elvis? The Beatles
12) The Beatles or Fleetwood Mac? Fleetwood Mac
13) Bill Frist or Fred Phelps? I'll pass
14) Britney or Kevin? Britney
15) Jessica or Ashlee? I'll pass
16) Blueberries or blackberries? It would really depend on my mood
17) Cockroaches or mole crickets (potato bugs)? I'll face the mole crickets
18) What’s the funnier book title—Fire: Friend and Foe or Pass Me a Pine Cone Pass Me A Pine Cone
19) Have you ever experienced any pleasure (as a child or otherwise) from playing with insects? (Playing with does not mean torturing and killing, by the way). Yes I would spend hours observing them, especially ants
20) Do you hate crowds of people as much as I do? Nah
21) Do you have an overwhelming urge to rally support for legislation banning children in restaurants when you’re trying to eat and one starts crying vociferously? Yes and also kill perfect strangers who encourage such insufferable behavior by fawning on any kid they meet
22) Did you cringe when Dubya said that the situation in Iraq was vociferous when he meant to say it was chaotic? Didn't hear it
23) Was that a rhetorical question? I suppose not
24) Will MJ get off like OJ did? Yeah

1) What would you say if a relatively close friend of yours asked to listen to your heartbeat? I'd be taken aback, to say the least. I suppose I'd humor them, though.

2) With a stethoscope? Sure.

3) With his or her ear? Yeah, I'm not going to get cooties and I don't have them.

4) What if it was the same situation but with an acquaintance instead? Depends on the person. If I think they're a ****ing fruit loop, no.

5) What if someone wanted to record your heartbeat to listen to repeatedly? No.

6) What are the four best non-alcoholic drinks besides water? Diet Sprite, Diet Peach Snapple, Orange Juice, and Decaf French Vanilla Cappuchinos.

7) What are the four best alcoholic drinks? I don't drink.

8) Martin Luther King Jr. or Malcolm X? King. X was too schizo for me.

9) Julius Caesar or Much Ado About Nothing? Caesar.

10) Macbeth or Hamlet? Macbeth. I never got the big deal over Hamlet.

11) The Beatles or Elvis? Uhhhh...neither.

12) The Beatles or Fleetwood Mac? Fleetwood Mac.

13) Bill Frist or Fred Phelps? Bill Frist. :laugh: Crooked hospitals and all.

14) Britney or Kevin? The one with the least germs. Take your pick.

15) Jessica or Ashlee? Asslee. Jessica is too tanorexic and her husband is ****ing scary.

16) Blueberries or blackberries? Blackberries.

17) Cockroaches or mole crickets (potato bugs)? Crickets.

18) What’s the funnier book title—Fire: Friend and Foe or Pass Me a Pine Cone Pass Me A Pince Cone? :laugh:

19) Have you ever experienced any pleasure (as a child or otherwise) from playing with insects? (Playing with does not mean torturing and killing, by the way). No, because I always thought that I wouldn't like it if some big monster came along and played with me.

20) Do you hate crowds of people as much as I do? No, I have no problem with them. When I finally die, I want to die in a big crowd of people so that everyone is fussing over me when I go out.

21) Do you have an overwhelming urge to rally support for legislation banning children in restaurants when you’re trying to eat and one starts crying vociferously? No, I have the overwhelming urge to tell the parents to get control of their children or leave.

22) Did you cringe when Dubya said that the situation in Iraq was vociferous when he meant to say it was chaotic? I cringe whenever he attempts to speak our language.

23) Was that a rhetorical question? Do bees be and bears bear?

24) Will MJ get off like OJ did? Do dice die?

) What would you say if a relatively close friend of yours asked to listen to your heartbeat? sure, my son loves doing this w/ me
2) With a stethoscope? sure
3) With his or her ear? sure
4) What if it was the same situation but with an acquaintance instead? it wouldn't bother me
5) What if someone wanted to record your heartbeat to listen to repeatedly? sure, i had 1 of those things where i could listen to my sons heartbeat whilst i was pregnant, it was way cool~
6) What are the four best non-alcoholic drinks besides water? not sure, maybe like milk, fresh squeezed juices, ?...
7) What are the four best alcoholic drinks? vanilla vodka :nod: ,a cosmopolitain, champagne & wine~

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8) Martin Luther King Jr. or Malcolm X? martin luther, tho malcolm x was born where i live in omaha~
9) Julius Caesar or Much Ado About Nothing? julius caesar & caesar's palace is my fav casino/hotel in vegas~ :thumbsup: :laugh: :lol:
10) Macbeth or Hamlet? macbeth~
11) The Beatles or Elvis? love them both, but definitely the beatles~
12) The Beatles or Fleetwood Mac? why the mac of course~
13) Bill Frist or Fred Phelps? i have no idea who these guys are~ :shrug:
14) Britney or Kevin? neither~
15) Jessica or Ashlee? jessica, i love "the newlyweds"
16) Blueberries or blackberries? blueberries~
17) Cockroaches or mole crickets (potato bugs)? eeeewwwwwwwwwww, neither~
18) What’s the funnier book title—Fire: Friend and Foe or Pass Me a Pine Cone

19) Have you ever experienced any pleasure (as a child or otherwise) from playing with insects? (Playing with does not mean torturing and killing, by the way). i love those furry caterpillar thingy's & ladybugs & loved, loved catching lighting bugs as a child & enjoy doin' it w/ my son now~
20) Do you hate crowds of people as much as I do? nope~
21) Do you have an overwhelming urge to rally support for legislation banning children in restaurants when you’re trying to eat and one starts crying vociferously? even as a mother i say yes, my son doesn't act up in public, i have never had to take him out of somewhere becuz of his behaviour, thank god~
22) Did you cringe when Dubya said that the situation in Iraq was vociferous when he meant to say it was chaotic? he makes me wanna vomit...~
23) Was that a rhetorical question? who really knows i think people just like saying the word~
24) Will MJ get off like OJ did? god, let's hope not, i am hoping for him to moonwalk his ass right into prison~

1) What would you say if a relatively close friend of yours asked to listen to your heartbeat? I'd say yes
2) With a stethoscope? Why not?
3) With his or her ear? It depends on how close he/she is.
4) What if it was the same situation but with an acquaintance instead? No
5) What if someone wanted to record your heartbeat to listen to repeatedly? No
6) What are the four best non-alcoholic drinks besides water? Light Coke, Earl Grey Tea, Green Tea, Fresh pineapple Juice
7) What are the four best alcoholic drinks? I drink a bit basically only on New Year's eve, so I can only say Spumante (Italian Champagne)

~~senseless either/or section~~
8) Martin Luther King Jr. or Malcolm X? Martin Luther King Jr.
9) Julius Caesar or Much Ado About Nothing? Much Ado About Nothing
10) Macbeth or Hamlet? Macbeth
11) The Beatles or Elvis? Elvis
12) The Beatles or Fleetwood Mac? Fleetwood Mac
13) Bill Frist or Fred Phelps? Who?
14) Britney or Kevin? None
15) Jessica or Ashlee? :laugh:
16) Blueberries or blackberries? Blackberries
17) Cockroaches or mole crickets (potato bugs)? Cockroaches
18)What’s the funnier book title—Fire: Friend and Foe or Pass Me a Pine Cone? Pass Me a Pine Cone
19) Have you ever experienced any pleasure (as a child or otherwise) from playing with insects? (Playing with does not mean torturing and killing, by the way). I fed ants and flies with sugar and bread crumbs.
20) Do you hate crowds of people as much as I do? Not usually.
21) Do you have an overwhelming urge to rally support for legislation banning children in restaurants when you’re trying to eat and one starts crying vociferously? No, I love hearing children's voices.
22) Did you cringe when Dubya said that the situation in Iraq was vociferous when he meant to say it was chaotic? I laughed
23) Was that a rhetorical question? Yes. :p
24) Will MJ get off like OJ did? I think so, mostly because the prosecutor did a terrible job.

Romy

1) What would you say if a relatively close friend of yours asked to listen to your heartbeat? No

2) With a stethoscope? No

3) With his or her ear? No

4) What if it was the same situation but with an acquaintance instead?no
5) What if someone wanted to record your heartbeat to listen to repeatedly? no
6) What are the four best non-alcoholic drinks besides water? White Chocolate Mocha, Chai Tea, Cranberry Grape juice, Odwalla Strawberry C Monster.
7) What are the four best alcoholic drinks? French Martini, 7&7, Shiraz, Hot Buttered Rum.

~~senseless either/or section~~
8) Martin Luther King Jr. or Malcolm X? Martin Luther King Jr
9) Julius Caesar or Much Ado About Nothing? Much Ado About Nothing
10) Macbeth or Hamlet? Hamlet
11) The Beatles or Elvis? The Beatles
12) The Beatles or Fleetwood Mac? Fleetwood Mac
13) Bill Frist or Fred Phelps? Phelps, because he has made himself a joke and has no real power.
14) Britney or Kevin?http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoti...cene/eck03.gif
15) Jessica or Ashlee? Ashlee
16) Blueberries or blackberries? Blackberries.
17) Cockroaches or mole crickets (potato bugs)? Not familiar with mole crickets.18) What’s the funnier book title—Fire: Friend and Foe or Pass Me a Pine Cone Pass Me a Pine Cone
19) Have you ever experienced any pleasure (as a child or otherwise) from playing with insects? (Playing with does not mean torturing and killing, by the way). When I was little I would dig little swimming pools in my sand box that had diving boards. I would put grasshoppers on the board and have them dive into the water.
20) Do you hate crowds of people as much as I do? Yes
21) Do you have an overwhelming urge to rally support for legislation banning children in restaurants when you’re trying to eat and one starts crying vociferously? I say we all petition our senators.
22) Did you cringe when Dubya said that the situation in Iraq was vociferous when he meant to say it was chaotic? Cringed and laughed.
23) Was that a rhetorical question? Yes
24) Will MJ get off like OJ did? 50/50 chance.

1) What would you say if a relatively close friend of yours asked to listen to your heartbeat? yes
2) With a stethoscope? yes
3) With his or her ear? mmmm, I guess
4) What if it was the same situation but with an acquaintance instead? not so much, you freak.
5) What if someone wanted to record your heartbeat to listen to repeatedly? I'd ask for royalties.
6) What are the four best non-alcoholic drinks besides water? ice chai, tea, water, ice coffee.
7) What are the four best alcoholic drinks? Jack & Coke, tequila, beer, margaritas...really, anything except gin.

~~senseless either/or section~~
8) Martin Luther King Jr. or Malcolm X? King Jr.
9) Julius Caesar or Much Ado About Nothing? Caesar
10) Macbeth or Hamlet? MacBeth. Hamlet makes me sick.
11) The Beatles or Elvis? Beatles
12) The Beatles or Fleetwood Mac? FM
13) Bill Frist or Fred Phelps? ?
14) Britney or Kevin? Assclowns or buttmonkeys?
15) Jessica or Ashlee? Jessica
16) Blueberries or blackberries? Blackberries
17) Cockroaches or mole crickets (potato bugs)? Cockroaches. I've had traumatic experiences with potato bugs. They're both extremely shudderriffic.
18) What’s the funnier book title—Fire: Friend and Foe or Pass Me a Pine Cone Pass Me a Pine Cone - sounds like a funny tale of camping...

19) Have you ever experienced any pleasure (as a child or otherwise) from playing with insects? (Playing with does not mean torturing and killing, by the way). I guess. I used to try to get caterpillars, keep them, so I could see them cocoon. Never worked. really I only did that twice. I've always hated bugs.
20) Do you hate crowds of people as much as I do? No, but sometimes I get a little anxietous. I hate crowds of people walking slow on sidewalks, though.
21) Do you have an overwhelming urge to rally support for legislation banning children in restaurants when you’re trying to eat and one starts crying vociferously? Of Course! Also, I want to rally support for legislation banning my neighbor's (she's my friend, but still) 3 yr. old from coming outside before noon. This morning I was treated to her screaming at the top of her lungs "LETS GO GRANDMA, LET'S GO GRANDMA!!!" over and over. You don't scream at adults, and if you do, you should be disciplined.
22) Did you cringe when Dubya said that the situation in Iraq was vociferous when he meant to say it was chaotic? No.
23) Was that a rhetorical question? Yes.
24) Will MJ get off like OJ did? Do liars lie?

Oohhh, my favorite!

Wonderful response as usual, Lux. ;) Thanks for the laugh..

That is one of my all time pet peeves!!!!! I want to just run the hell over them. Usually I walk around them and say something like...."walk as slowly as you ****ing can" loud enough to be heard... :laugh:
ah, ...I get pissed off too easily. I'm gonna give myself a heart attack