Unlikely Titles For Stevie's Next Album
 

Rock Soprano

Songs Written Only In The Last Five Years

T & A In Leather & Lace

With Thanks To Nobody

And Once Again This Music Is Dedicated To My Grandfather And All His Bastards

What A Waddyless World

Wild Hip

I Really Can't Stand Phoenix

These Frankenboks Were Made For Walkin'

When I Think Of Rupert I Touch Myself

Klonopin Angel

I've Loved And I've Lost And I'm Sad But I haven't Written Anything About It

Lindsey Who?

The Release Date to This Was Never Postponed

Additions?

- Jake

LOL! I can't think of any right now, too busy laughing :D

:laugh: :lol:

Rupert! That's who I forgot! :laugh: Er, how about:

Edge of 17 Give or Take A Few Decades

Stand Back, Pale Shadows

Has Anyone Ever Written Anything For Me Recently?

Destiny Sucks

Running Through The Vegas Casinoes

The Eighth Wonder

Trouble in Phoenix

Stop Draggin' My Ass Around All Over Hell's Half Acre, Don Henley

Ok, that's enough for now. :eek:

Whole Lotta Female Troubles (the yeast infection blues)

Doing the Best I Can (damn crossword puzzle!)

I Turn Tricks for the Things

One More Big Time Rolled and Smoked Joint

Running Through Compton

Sneer At You

That's NOT Alright, Biznatch

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
(wipes tears from eyes)

darn. I might have to steal.. uh use these again for my page.


Can't Smile At You (thanks to botox)

After the Botox Fades

Battle Of The Unicorns (don't know if this has been done yet, sorry)

Frozen Face (... botox again)

Star trekkin' the planets of the universe

Sometimes it's a ****

:laugh: You guys are great at this. Keep going.

More:

I Don't Wanna Be A Star, I Wanna Be A Cleaning Lady

To All The Fuglies I've Loved Before

S & M, Who Is The Master

Ceiling Mirror, Mirror

Let's Start Another Rumor About The Roadie And A Straw

This Time You Can Tell Exactly Whom The Songs Are About 'Cuz I'm Using Real Names

Boise Sapphires

Madonnafish & The Ladybrittney

Songs I'll Sing At Lindsey's Next Wedding

I Sing For The Bling-blings

Stubble In Shangri-la (Sounds From My First Brazilian Wax)

Oooh, Dissention, My Love

The Two Birds Of Rhiannon Take Flight (Live From The Bra-less Wonder Tour)

- Jake

:laugh:

In honor (pun intended) of James Bond and all that gold dust on her Goldfinger - it will be called:

"My name is Pussy Galore"

oh how I can see the estrogen flowing :laugh:

I'm sure somewhere the Sister Honey demo is circulating under that title. :)

- Jake

:D :thumbsup: I'm dying here.... :D

Don't die. Contribute! :xoxo:

- Jake

:lol: :lol: :lol:

"Crimped Hair and Clover"

I just saw a behind the music pic.

Quater-size hole in my "Nose Garden"

Welsh Bitch

Menopause Will Change Your Mind

if not undulating :cool:

I need to Stop Draggin my ex's around.

Dialhating?

- Jake

vibrating :eek:

Lord child - I think we/I just crossed the line :laugh:

(old demo's dug up from the Rumours Days)

Definitely Never Going Back Again Either

Go Your Own Way And Drive Off A Cliff, Honey

You Can Kiss My Second Hand News



Don't Stop Drinking Until Tomorrow

Christine Make Lovin' Chicks Fun

Menopausal Donna
The Other Side Of Menopause

Not if we keep nudging the line over. ;)

So take some time to know the real story
'Cause a vibration that's true meets Pussy Galorey. :)

- Jake

And have the B.N. album cover with Lindsey's photo scratched out, wait, that would leave Stevie completely topless! :laugh:

Here's one we'll never see: "Rare Songs, B-Sides and Un-released Demos"

Oh, now that would be nice.

Great album titles! :lol: Nothing like a good laugh to start the day off right. Unfortunately, I am not quite as witty as the rest of you, so I have nothing to contribute. :shrug:

This one had me dying!! :blob1: Thanks Jake :)
Could you picture the album cover with her sprawled out on the floor trying to sing into the mike while somene holds it to her mouth lol.

how about.... "Frankenbok A Little" :p

:laugh:
Featuring the new duet "Reeboks and Yoga Pants" with Don Henely.

I think I just peed myself a little. :laugh: :lol: :laugh:

I know - that was a classic Mari!!!!!!!!!!!

Leather, Lace, and Depends

I Can't Wait to Smoke Another Doobie

It's Only Botox

Reebok a Little

Extensions on Fire

The Eighth Wonder

Silver Girl Vs. Gold Dust Woman

Menopause is a Bitch

Wild Fart

:lol: Love those!

Extensions on Fire....:snickers:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbsup:

Again, peeing! :laugh:

Hmmm....
 

Whackaloon

I be a witch "G"

These Moonboots were made for walking (Or limping)

Lick me

No Social Security needed

Voted for Bush

Ima picking and Ima grinning

Goddamed Ledgies (And their opinions)

Ha ha and then she can do a version of "Fart a Little" .
"Sometimes it stinks (when I fart a little) even when you can't hear (I still fart a little)" :lol: :lol:

Sniff It! It's about time, Lilly

Hmmm...smelly...
 

if she ate Taco Bell and waited a bit to cut the cheese would that be "I Can't Wait"??? Man, the pressure on her gut would be gawd-awful

Brian "PMS-Sometimes It's a Bitch" j.

HA HA! ROTFL!!! :D :D

We are having way too much fun with this.

Don't blame it on the beans, blame it on my Wild Fart.

Sometimes shes a bitch during menopause

Edge of 57

Stand Back! gotta clean out my depends

Say you Will get my sandwich

I still miss cocaine

Maybe a white dress will change your mind?

If Anyone Falls off a stage while on cocaine

Speaking of flatus - this can be on the same wind:

The following piece appeared in the Gastrointestinal section of past editions of The Merck Manual, and is being reprinted here because of reader demand.

Flatulence, which can cause great psychosocial distress, is unofficially described according to its salient characteristics:

(1) the "slider" (crowded elevator type), which is released slowly and noiselessly, sometimes with devastating effect;

(2) the open sphincter, or "pooh" type, which is said to be of higher temperature and more aromatic;

(3) the staccato or drumbeat type, pleasantly passed in privacy; and

(4) the "bark" type (described in a personal communication) is characterized by a sharp exclamatory eruption that effectively interrupts (and often concludes) conversation. Aromaticity is not a prominent feature. Rarely, this usually distressing symptom has been turned to advantage, as with a Frenchman referred to as "Le Petomane," who became affluent as an effluent performer who played tunes with the gas from his rectum on the Moulin Rouge stage.

http://www.merck.com/mrkshared/mmanu...pter32/32b.jsp

I love you for saying "flatus". I thought my mom was the only one in the world who actually used that word :lol: :lol: You made my day!

My pleasure darlin' :wavey: :wavey: :wavey: