Share something funny or amusing *about* yourself
 

Now, I have to stress "about" yourself...NOT something funny you've done or that's happened to you, etc. Don't be afraid to tell us about that third nipple. :)


I have two jobs. One is an office job where my title is Program Coordinator. Perfectly pleasant, run of the mill code for "Pee-on Supervisor". My other job is a construction job (involving new homes). My job title there? Butt Stripper.

How did you know? ;)

Ummmmmm....let's see. I have a dent in the top of my head. It's not huge or anything, about an inch in diameter (don't know how deep - I'm afraid to press down too hard!) You can't tell it's there unless I take your fingers & put them there (which I do occasionally to creep people out.) :D

I don't know what the deal is, but I've been told not to worry about it. So far my brain hasn't leaked out of my head, so I guess I'm OK...for now :(

Paula

I think I have a defective diaphragm -- sometimes I am literally unable to stop laughing. This bears no relation to the actual humor of the situation. I simply start laughing or giggling for whatever reason, and then my diaphragm starts to spasm and sends me into fits. Laughter hiccups, of a sort.

My friends love this, and are constantly trying to see if they can induce a laugh attack. Unfortunately, sometimes it gets a little scary because I laugh to the point that I can't breathe, gasping for air between guffaws, red-faced and lightheaded -- but this just makes everyone else laugh harder.

I've always secretly wished that this is how I die when my time comes -- in a true fit of hysterical laughter. :laugh:

That's kinda cool, actually.
I can't think of anything weird yet, i mean, besides my general essence :laugh:

Third Nipple! :)
 

Did you know that Marky Mark ACTUALLY HAS ONE!!!...
Seriously, I saw this on this biopic on him on TV.
TOO weird..
Did you know that in the 15th/16th centuries it was considered to be the devil or witches mark??? People were like burned at the stake for such a thing...(TOO sad :(
The funniest thing I can think of about myself is THAT I WAS BORN!!!

Essence of Amber
 

Hey there Amber! Regarding your "essence" are we talking herbal here or about the
warm "aura" that emanates from my computer when I read your post??? ;)

:laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol: < == This was me, just now when i read this.
Why, herbal, of course. I love nothing better than to make those moaning noises as I lather my head with the rich, invigorating, magical foam of a f****** $3 bottle of shampoo....how'd you know???? :D
AMber
P.S. - Wow, you can smell me from all the way over there? :laugh: I tried to rinse out my aura yesterday, but...

Too Funny...
 

Hey Amb, my computer is MAJORLY (expletive) as of late...I'm at war with The Apple Store.
Another story, for another time:(
At any rate, my IBook is having MAJOR memory issues,hard drive problems,etc..etc..
As a result I can't always see icons and pictures...So I can't see your's on your last
post. I can only imagine. As a plus, this whole experience is just becoming so much
more "artistic" for me...(I am so ROTHFL right now!!!)
:):):) !!!

ok - (sucks about your 'puter.) so basically, then, what you're doing is looking at your icon, then imaging the head without the twirl?

No, Amber, I'm imagining Stevie without her "spectre", but then again that would be
like you without your dear essence!!!
But ANYWAY any feedback about the whole "3rd nipple" bizarreness???

No, i've seen it mentioned on tv shows, but not in real life. mine are pierced, but that's not really the same...sorry! :)
Amber

Wow.. You're SO brave...I appreciate body art so much, even been to a couple of conventions..One of my best friend's had them done too...
I've turned into SUCH a wuss... I remember when I went to go get
a tattoo...I RAN out of the place,RIGHT before he was gonna start!!!

awwwww...those don't hurt that much, except for a second, or well, I'm a baby and i have 3 - I did tear up a bit for a smidge during one...but I screamed like a Dingo Ate My Baby when i got the girls pierced :eek: so then a couple days later i realized that nothing in the world could ever hurt that much again, so i did my belly button :) did you draw out your tattoo beforehand?

I was going to get a cookie-cutter blue butterfly on my left shoulder when I was 15years old.
In retrospect, I guess it was a "happy" accident that I ran out right before due to the fact
that I'm a "chicken sh*t"...

Yeah, that's best - Actually, I just got a butterfly on my leg about 3 months ago - I said i'd never just get a random stupid one that everyone gets, but there i was, with my friend, had a few cocktails, was walking down telegraph right by Berkeley campus (she was visiting from out of town) and i'm all "well, we could get tattoos, and i laughed, but she's like, "ok" then she wanted me to get one and she paid for it. I made up for the butterfly by making it REALLY PRETTY COLORS - plus, it was just a cosmetic tattoo anyways... :) but people shouldn't get tattoos when they're 15 anyway :laugh: ok, i have to cook some salmon i just noticed i'm starving.
Amber

My elbows are double jointed.

OMG - mine are too and it kind of freaks people out :laugh:

Also, I could without hesitation or straining sing the Queen of the Night's aria from The Magic Flute in full soprano (albeit falsetto) until I was about 34-35 years old :laugh: Now - I can do it if I am loaded and cajole my voice into it (or if I am in some other compromised position - although then it is usually a rendition of SWEEEEEEEEEET MYSTERY OF LIFE AT LAST I HAVE FOUND YOU a la Madeline Kahn :laugh: :rolleyes: ) and even then it does not sound that great - BUT in my youth . . . !!!! :cool:

Well, I can crack my knuckles really LOUDLY.

When I curl the toes on my left foot, the last two toes stay sticking up.

Also, even though I'm 38 and about 30 lbs overweight, I can STILL do a split! I'm pretty proud of that, actually.

Carol

I have like, no immune system. The reason why I'm home now. :rolleyes:

Oh, and I also have cat-like eyes. If that's interesting or not. Seriously, I've been told I look like a cat. -_-

-Kate

I can wiggle my ears without touching them

Thought of another....

I can make just one eyebrow go up.

Carol

Oh yeah - I can do that too....either one...it's cool...in one of my old school pictures I'm smiling with one brow up....people thought that was so cool hahha...I gave out a lot of those...


lets see...um...I'm sure I'll think of something else later.

The neighborhood kids think the eyebrow thing is funny. But my daughter knows if I give her a look with just the one eyebrow up that I mean business!

:laugh: that's great...when I do the one eyebrow thing it's usually in amusement or interest....it's not an "I mean business" type of look for me...

It's so cool that you can do it with either one. I'm jealous. :wavey: I can only do it with the right.

:wavey:

Want something interesting?! I'm missing four adult teeth on top(two on each side)...wasn't born with them...I have two dentists *and* an orthodontist who've never seen this happen before :nod: Leave it up to me to be the weird one :lol:Although you really can't tell...I have a little space on the left where the 2 teeth are supposed to be, and there isn't any space on the right. The orthodontist fixed it so that you can't really notice ;)

~*~Jen~*~

Mine too! I like to freak people out w/ 'em! Docs call it hyper-extension.

I run the water in the sink whenever I go to the bathroom. :laugh:

My dad still has a baby tooth. ok, there's the unusual thing about my dad. None for me. I thought we were supposed to pick something weird - i can raise each eyebrow and wiggle my ears :shrug: but i can't think of anything really strange..
um, I have elf ears - they're not really fully formed along the edge (they don't curl around) and so they look like they would be pointy at the top.(they're not).
Amber

Pip , I can too !

Why does this not surprise me ? :xoxo:

No one can really see it unless I lean on them and kind of twitch them around, LOL. It's not a party trick I pull out often.

I am assuming the Madeline Kahn aria scenario has something to do with a different double joint, but I perhaps I should not assume....
:eek:

Oh....another me too moment.

I am also missing teeth - two on top and two or four on the bottom! I was born without them as well.

You can't really tell on top - but my teeth are a bit spacey on the bottom - well the like bottome front ones have little spaces between them....crazy.

I was never told that it was unique though - but i was told that I wouldn't have to have my wisdom teeth removed because there'd be plenty of room for them - that turned out to be untrue as I got them removed last year....

ANyway...

now why would you ask such a question (he says in his best lilt) :cool: :wavey: :laugh: :angel: :xoxo:

How about three guesses and the first two don't count ?
:laugh: :wavey:

I have a double jointed tongue. Seriously. I can roll it on it's side in either direction and I can do that thing where you roll up both sides so they meet. Yes, this ability has been a popular discovery with the opposite sex and that's all I'm gonna say about this particular physical oddity.

I also have a gap between my big toe and my second toe on both feet that you could park a truck between. I can pick things up with my feet too--that's comes in pretty handy, actually.

I can do all those things :shrug: though i know some people can't...uh, and it's still cool, don't get me wrong....oh, and wait, i don't think a tongue that can do that is called double jointed. i mean, tongues don't have joints, do they? I mean, my tongue gets joints, but that's different, isn't it? :laugh:

I'm a kettles' serial killer. Almost every day I put the water to boil for the tea and constantly forget about it, till the water dries out and ther kettle's inside becomes white. I tried everything: post-it, reminders, alarms, consulting, Dr. Phil ... nothing, I just can't help it :shrug: . I even had to change hardware store, because they started to point to me the new models of kettles everytime they saw me. :o

Romy

:laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!! that's a good one...
Amber

I think I finally thought of something...I about the most impatient person i've ever met, or heard of...I thought my mom was, but i noticed a couple years ago, when we were at the river, some lame guy was talking to her about lame stuff, and she was nice and polite...
Amber