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diamondsnake 06-25-2004 10:48 PM

What TV Personality can you not stand?
 
Is there some news anchor or talk show host or someone that just gets under your skin? Who is it?

I'll go first. Two words- Wayne Brady! He is the most annoying person ever to grace my tv screen! I can't stand to listen to him talk and he is always too happy and I hate his singing voice. I want to puke whenever he is on tv. I watch this show that comes on right before the "Wayne Brady Show" and if I forget to turn the tv off I have to run to the tv and switch the channel before I get too stressed out. I have never loathed a celeb like this before. I'd be scared for my health if I was forced to watch an entire Wayne Brady episode.

Anyone else have a celeb that gets under their skin?

dissention 06-25-2004 10:52 PM

GERALDO RIVERA.

BILL O'REILLY.

BRIT HUME.

JOE SCARBOROUGH.

DENNIS MILLER.

SEAN HANNITY.

LEEZA GIBBONS.

JUDY WOODRUFF.

PAULA ZAHN.

WOLF "FRANCES" BLITZER.

That's it. :laugh:

sparky 06-25-2004 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by dissention
GERALDO RIVERA.

BILL O'REILLY.

BRIT HUME.

JOE SCARBOROUGH.

DENNIS MILLER.

SEAN HANNITY.

LEEZA GIBBONS.

JUDY WOODRUFF.

PAULA ZAHN.

WOLF "FRANCES" BLITZER.

That's it. :laugh:

You are kiddin me, D !

How about Bryant Gumble ?

Larry King ?

I am merely thinking in terms of news here, but if we go into just plain celebrities, I could be typing a good long while.

GypsySorcerer 06-25-2004 10:57 PM

Matt Lauer & Katie Couric. Blech.

Barbara Wawa. Double blech.

GretaRhiannon 06-25-2004 10:58 PM

Jay Leno lol, man I can't stand the way her looks, acts, and talks....it's all about Conan!

Awww, I love Bill O' Reilly, I wanted to marry him haha, but that was like a month ago, I stopped watch Fox News...

diamondsnake 06-25-2004 11:02 PM

Wow- I was afraid you guys were gonna think I was a bitch for hating this guy. At least I know I'm not the only one who despises a celeb.

dissention 06-25-2004 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by sparky
You are kiddin me, D !

How about Bryant Gumble ?

Larry King ?

I am merely thinking in terms of news here, but if we go into just plain celebrities, I could be typing a good long while.

Raquel and Mickey would be at the top of that list, eh? :lol:

I was thinking more of cable news-types. If you want more, though:

-Katie Couric (her brow lift couldn't be more obvious)
-Bryant Gumble (crawl into a sewer and die)
-Stone Phillips (get that lock-jaw looked at by a medical professional and enroll in speech therapy)
-Matt Lauer (he looks like he tried to get a skinhead makeover and it backfired)
-Anyone from HSN (botox, the best friend of middle-aged women)
-Charles Gibson (does he have Parkinson's?)
-Again, Geraldo Rivera (that moustache of his looks like the ass of a rat, which he probably found in Capone's vault :lol: )
-Oprah (get your stomach stapled once and for all, your yo-yo-ing weight drives me nucking futs)
-Dr. Phil (he dispenses weight loss advice as if we wanted to look like him; a real jack-ass with a wife who's had so much plastic surgery that she can't cross her legs without her mouth opening)
-Giuliana (the b*tch from E! with the saucer eyes and Barbara Hershey a la Beaches lips)

That's it. :wavey:

diamondsnake 06-25-2004 11:05 PM

Kelly Ripa is also a personality I can't stand. Is she obnoxious or what?

dissention 06-25-2004 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by diamondsnake
Wow- I was afraid you guys were gonna think I was a bitch for hating this guy. At least I know I'm not the only one who despises a celeb.

He's as fake as Jennifer Love Hewitt's chest.

I'm digging Michell Pfeiffer, at least that's who I think is in your avatar. ;)

diamondsnake 06-25-2004 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by dissention
Raquel and Mickey would be at the top of that list, eh? :lol:

I was thinking more of cable news-types. If you want more, though:

-Katie Couric (her brow lift couldn't be more obvious)
-Bryant Gumble (crawl into a sewer and die)
-Stone Phillips (get that lock-jaw looked at by a medical professional and enroll in speech therapy)
-Matt Lauer (he looks like he tried to get a skinhead makeover and it backfired)
-Anyone from HSN (botox, the best friend of middle-aged women)
-Charles Gibson (does he have Parkinson's?)
-Again, Geraldo Rivera (that moustache of his looks like the ass of a rat, which he probably found in Capone's vault :lol: )
-Oprah (get your stomach stapled once and for all, your yo-yo-ing weight drives me nucking futs)
-Dr. Phil (he dispenses weight loss advice as if we wanted to look like him; a real jack-ass with a wife who's had so much plastic surgery that she can't cross her legs without her mouth opening)
-Giuliana (the b*tch from E! with the saucer eyes and Barbara Hershey a la Beaches lips)

That's it. :wavey:


LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

I'M ROLLING ON THE FLOOR! MORE, MORE!!!

dissention 06-25-2004 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by diamondsnake
Kelly Ripa is also a personality I can't stand. Is she obnoxious or what?

She's built like a ten-year-old cheerleader on a diet of speed pills. And the blonde hair couldn't be faker. The windows don't match the curtains, if you get my drift. :laugh:

diamondsnake 06-25-2004 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by dissention
He's as fake as Jennifer Love Hewitt's chest.

I'm digging Michell Pfeiffer, at least that's who I think is in your avatar. ;)

Yup, she's my favorite actress. She has done no movies in the last two years though. :rolleyes:

diamondsnake 06-25-2004 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by dissention
She's built like a ten-year-old cheerleader on a diet of speed pills. And the blonde hair couldn't be faker. The windows don't match the curtains, if you get my drift. :laugh:

LOL!!!! :D :D :D

I even liked Kelly Ripa at first and then she wouldn't shut up about her kids... which was the reason they needed a Kathy Lee replacement in the first place.

dissention 06-25-2004 11:13 PM

How about...:

-John Stossel (if I was the doctor that oversaw his delivery, I'd slap the mother in the ass instead of the kid)
-Merideth Viera (try to catch her without make-up, she looks like the bottom of my shoe after I take a stroll in New York)
-Joy Behar (yes, we know you're Jewish, but you just aren't funny)
-Colby Donaldson (the guy from Survivor with NO freakin' shoulders, he freaks my ass out BIG time...and his teeth are all capped, they're too white)
-Tom Brokaw (for the last time, do not raid the mini-bar before going on the air, you old drunken coot)

dissention 06-25-2004 11:16 PM

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Originally Posted by diamondsnake
LOL!!!! :D :D :D

I even liked Kelly Ripa at first and then she wouldn't shut up about her kids... which was the reason they needed a Kathy Lee replacement in the first place.

Don't even get me started on Kathie "For the Children" Lee. I saw her ons ome Christian cable network a few weeks ago and threw up so much for so long that I had to have an intravenous tube administered on my person. That voice of hers would make God shudder. She sounds like she's riding a goat through her blessed temple.

dissention 06-25-2004 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by diamondsnake
Yup, she's my favorite actress. She has done no movies in the last two years though. :rolleyes:

With that husband of hers (that looks more and more like Mr. Ed each time I see him) raking in all the cash, there's no need to. :laugh:

dissention 06-25-2004 11:20 PM

Eek. Sorry, I just read some of those back and I sound like a vicious bastard. :sorry:

But I still stand by my comments.

GypsySorcerer 06-25-2004 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by diamondsnake
Yup, she's my favorite actress. She has done no movies in the last two years though. :rolleyes:

I kind of thought it was Jamie Pressley at first. :eek:

dissention 06-25-2004 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by GypsySorcerer
I kind of thought it was Jamie Pressley at first. :eek:

C'mon, she doesn't look that trailer park-ish!

GypsySorcerer 06-25-2004 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by dissention
C'mon, she doesn't look that trailer park-ish!

I really see Jamie Pressley in that picture, though not necessarily all the time. I think it's the cheekbones.

diamondsnake 06-25-2004 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by dissention
How about...:

-John Stossel (if I was the doctor that oversaw his delivery, I'd slap the mother in the ass instead of the kid)
-Merideth Viera (try to catch her without make-up, she looks like the bottom of my shoe after I take a stroll in New York)
-Joy Behar (yes, we know you're Jewish, but you just aren't funny)
-Colby Donaldson (the guy from Survivor with NO freakin' shoulders, he freaks my ass out BIG time...and his teeth are all capped, they're too white)
-Tom Brokaw (for the last time, do not raid the mini-bar before going on the air, you old drunken coot)

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
You can't stand Tom Brokaw either? Speaking of Mr. Brokaw, when I was watching Days of our Lives a few weeks ago, Tom constantly interupted the show everyday to show me yet another line of people looking at a coffin. I'm sorry but that is what MSNBC is for. Anyone agree?

diamondsnake 06-25-2004 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by dissention
Eek. Sorry, I just read some of those back and I sound like a vicious bastard. :sorry:

But I still stand by my comments.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

diamondsnake 06-25-2004 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by dissention
Eek. Sorry, I just read some of those back and I sound like a vicious bastard. :sorry:

But I still stand by my comments.

These comments are funny. Come on, what do you think of Joan Rivers? Paris Hilton? etc.?

diamondsnake 06-25-2004 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Lux
If you turn the tv off they stop annoying you. I sound like some sort of patronising, re-born bookworm, healer person. I can assure you I'm not, I haven't read a book in years. But I also haven't watched television in ages and coincidently have stopped throwing things towards the screen as an involuntary protest.

It's not as easy as it sounds though. Like I love watching Days of Our Lives which comes on right before Wayne Brady. So if I forget to turn the tv off after DOOL I'm in danger.

darklinensuit 06-26-2004 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by dissention
-Joy Behar (yes, we know you're Jewish, but you just aren't funny)

Ummm...No, she's not (either). :confused:

- Jake

GardenStateGirlie 06-26-2004 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by darklinensuit
Ummm...No, she's not (either). :confused:

- Jake

Joy is Italian. Thusly, Catholic. And she's not as annoying as Star "NOW I AM A LAW-YER" Jones.

darklinensuit 06-26-2004 12:07 AM

I don't hate them, but I do dislike:

Arsenio Hall
Jimmy Kimmel
Peter Jennings
Donald Trump
Kim Cattrall (Get over yourself.)
The son from Married With Children


- Jake

darklinensuit 06-26-2004 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by GardenStateGirlie
Joy is Italian. Thusly, Catholic. And she's not as annoying as Star "NOW I AM A LAW-YER" Jones.

They're about equally annoying, but Joy doesn't interrupt my shows to talk about crappy cheap shoes. :mad:

- Jake

diamondsnake 06-26-2004 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Lux
Aiieee! The curse of the soap opera. I went to an all girls school and came to the conclusion that I was the only one there who didn't watch soap operas. In one class the teacher would even spend the first five minutes chatting with us about the latest in whatever show it was. I can't stand soap operas! Is there something wrong with me?

You're lucky, trust me. There is nothing wrong with you. I have become obsessed and have spent way too much money joining fan clubs, buying magazines, eBay, a dvd recorder, purchasing DOOL tapes, I am ashamed!

Soap Operas are evil, evil!

GardenStateGirlie 06-26-2004 12:29 AM

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Originally Posted by darklinensuit
They're about equally annoying, but Joy doesn't interrupt my shows to talk about crappy cheap shoes. :mad:

- Jake

Why Jake! Don't you know Star actually shops at Payless? :rolleyes: I haven't watched The View in years. It annoys me too much. Could they have a panel of more annoying women? At least Debbie is gone. She was THE ABSOLUTE WORSE. I actually like Meredith though but I don't understand why she's hosting Millionaire

darklinensuit 06-26-2004 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by GardenStateGirlie
Why Jake! Don't you know Star actually shops at Payless? :rolleyes: I haven't watched The View in years. It annoys me too much. Could they have a panel of more annoying women? At least Debbie is gone. She was THE ABSOLUTE WORSE. I actually like Meredith though but I don't understand why she's hosting Millionaire

I don't understand why she's hosting The View. :rolleyes:

- Jake

GardenStateGirlie 06-26-2004 12:37 AM

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Originally Posted by darklinensuit
I don't understand why she's hosting The View. :rolleyes:

- Jake

I wish she'd go back to actual journalism because The View? Sucks.

estranged4life 06-26-2004 12:38 AM

Let's put it this way...
 
Excluding the sexy Rita Crosby (Whom I am very infatuated with...She makes me drool!!!!) I HATE 'em All.

From Larry "Fling" King To Bill "fair and balanced my hairy ass" O'Reilly they are all equally worthless...But as of the past few months I rarely watch Network TV News (Excluding when Rita is on...Hell, She could say "the nuclear missles have been launched and we have 30 minutes to live" and yet I would to busy salivating, looking and fantasing about this beautiful lady and not hear a word of the empending doom!!!!)

darklinensuit 06-26-2004 12:43 AM

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Originally Posted by GardenStateGirlie
I wish she'd go back to actual journalism because The View? Sucks.

They might as well give Connie Chung a seat.

- Jake

darklinensuit 06-26-2004 12:44 AM

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Originally Posted by estranged4life
Excluding the sexy Rita Crosby (Whom I am very infatuated with...She makes me drool!!!!) I HATE 'em All.

From Larry "Fling" King To Bill "fair and balanced my hairy ass" O'Reilly they are all equally worthless...But as of the past few months I rarely watch Network TV News (Excluding when Rita is on...Hell, She could say "the nuclear missles have been launched and we have 30 minutes to live" and yet I would to busy salivating, looking and fantasing about this beautiful lady and not hear a word of the empending doom!!!!)

I don't think I know who Rita is. On cable, I assume?

- Jake

estranged4life 06-26-2004 12:47 AM

She is on...
 
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Originally Posted by darklinensuit
I don't think I know who Rita is. On cable, I assume?

- Jake

Faux (Fox) News Channel...She makes me feel the way that Stevie's "Two Birds Of Rhiannon" make you feel Jake!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

darklinensuit 06-26-2004 12:49 AM

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Originally Posted by dissention
-Merideth Viera (try to catch her without make-up, she looks like the bottom of my shoe after I take a stroll in New York)

Wait, aren't you the one (or was it Jason) who got upset when I compared Cokie Roberts to a praying mantis some months back? :confused:

- Jake

GardenStateGirlie 06-26-2004 12:50 AM

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Originally Posted by darklinensuit
They might as well give Connie Chung a seat.

- Jake

I think they did. I believe she guest hosted sans Debbie. Connie and Maury are two more annoying TV personalities.

darklinensuit 06-26-2004 12:50 AM

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Originally Posted by estranged4life
Faux (Fox) News Channel...She makes me feel the way that Stevie's "Two Birds Of Rhiannon" make you feel Jake!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Post a pic. And I hope Rita's two birds aren't faux. Not that there's anything wrong with that. :cool:

- Jake

darklinensuit 06-26-2004 12:52 AM

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Originally Posted by GardenStateGirlie
I think they did. I believe she guest hosted sans Debbie. Connie and Maury are two more annoying TV personalities.

You're kidding, they did?
Maury shares my birthday. (Different year, thank you very much.)
He looks like the runt of a shar pei litter.

- Jake


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