More movie remakes on the way; MTV remaking Rocky Horror

[GoldDustOrphan]

My Bloody Valentine 3D (Feb. 2009)
Death Wish (2009)
Conan The Barbarian (2010)
Back to School
Logan’s Run
The Taking Of Pelham 123
Fahrenheit 451
Friday The 13th (Jan. 2009)
Last House On The Left (March 2009)
Hellraiser (2010)
TR2N (2011)
Clash of the Titans
The Birds
Frankenweenie
A Nightmare On Elm Street (2010)
Westworld
The Warriors
Piranha 3D (2010)
Escape From New York
Meatballs
Howard Stern’s Porky’s
Short Circuit
Straw Dogs
1984
Red Sonja (2010)
The Dirty Dozen
Footloose (2010)
The Thing
Near Dark (2009)
The Swarm (2011)
Fame (2009)
The Witches
Robocop
The Wolfman (Summer 2009)
Angel Heart
Rosemary's Baby
and MTV's remake of The Rocky Horror Picture Show

[estranged4life]

^^^
that when one has to re-make "Clash of the Titans" it is INDEED time for a terror-group to NUKE Hollyweird into oblivion...

Hell, I'd send them a fruit-basket as a token of my appreciation ;)




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Brian "Smart Americans have been there/done that...STUPID Americans, Noone specifically, will jump on the above mentioned faster than Mick Fleetwood & Gene Simmons on a dollar bill" j.

[gretchen]

I do want to see what they do with ROSEMARY'S BABY though.

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Well, there goes the rest of my CD money for the rest of the year:laugh::laugh:!!

[GoldDustOrphan]

Incredible Hulk director Louis Leterrier is directing the Clash of the Titans remake from a script by Lawrence Kasdan (screenwriter of Raiders of the Lost Ark, Empire Strikes Back).

Joseph Kosinski is directing Logan's Run and TRON 2 (TR2N). Jeff Bridges is in TR2N.

House of Sand and Fog director Vadim Perelman is directing the Poltergeist remake.

Variety announced the sequel to I Am Legend - again starring Will Smith and a prequel/sequel too 300.

[estranged4life]

Incredible Hulk director Louis Leterrier is directing the Clash of the Titans remake from a script by Lawrence Kasdan (screenwriter of Raiders of the Lost Ark, Empire Strikes Back).

Mary, Joseph & Jesus Christ could be making it, and it wouldnt matter..."Hey We're Hollywood, Let's rehash **** and polish up that TURD and sell it to IDIOTS/MORONS/CRETINS who are HARD-ON for no story and 90 megatons of CGI"

Hollywood = Out of Ideas

Burning Hollywood from a Nuke = A Good start!!!

[GoldDustOrphan]

Jesus is directing the next Diehard.

[estranged4life]

Jesus is directing the next Diehard.

he's too HUNG up in his work :D

[GoldDustOrphan]

Credit to Diehard 5's producers in signing Jesus. It's always tough to nail him down.

[Chrislit18]

Death Wish (2009)
Conan The Barbarian (2010)
Clash of the Titans
The Dirty Dozen
Footloose (2010)

_________
My mom is gonna flip. :lol:
Those are some of her FAVORITE movies, and she'll be all whiney about it, and I get to hear it. great! :rolleyes:
Oh then my entire generation will be blamed for screwing up 'perfectly good movies'

yay....:(

Ugh why can't hollywood just NOT make movies if they don't have any ideas.
WTF?
There's gonna be like a Saw 6...wasnt two enough?

[ontheEdgeof17]

Footloose (2010)

This one is suppose to be a musical starring Zac Efron.

[chiliD]

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Oh, c'mon, Brian...those have ALREADY been released!!!

[chiliD]

Oh then my entire generation will be blamed for screwing up 'perfectly good movies'


They aready butchered The Manchurian Candidate!!! :mad:

[GoldDustOrphan]

More remakes I forgot to mention:

(I've already seen the trailers for both of these)

It's Alive
The Long Weekend

Saw 5 comes out this month; Saw 6 is already in pre-production for Oct. 2009.

The remake of Disney's Escape to Witch Mountain comes out fairly soon.

It stars The Rock. As a kid, I loved both Witch Mountain movies. The flying RV, twins with telekinetic powers...perfect. I want to kill everyone involved with the remake...well, after I have sex with The Rock, then I'll kill everyone involved. At least the original Tony & Tia have cameo appearances.

[dcl1964]

If they are doing all the remakes from the 80's now, think of the crap coming out in 5 years when they get to the 90's.

[estranged4life]

Coming soon to a theatre near you:

"The REMAKE of the BIGGEST FLOP and the BIGGEST STEAMIN' TURD of all-time...

The (Remaining 2) Bee Gees and Peter Frampton in

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[Chrislit18]

This one is suppose to be a musical starring Zac Efron.
haha yeah I heard that. Whoever picked him needs to be slapped in the face.

Zac Efron is so untalented its not even funny.

To be honest, I hate EVERY single remake movie I've seen, and I am so sick of parody movies [Scary Movie 2 was the last one I even somewhat enjoyed]

ugh Hollywood. And just think, they're putting 2 production companies in MA...go figure.

[Richard B]

The Witches

Not happening. Del Toro was originally to direct, but bailed out for The Hobbit. This is on hold for awhile, if it's even going to happen. I'm a Nicolas Roeg fan, so remaking this is really wrong.

As for the other Hollywood regurgitated remakes in the list, eh. Most of those films listed originally appealed and were marketed to teens and young adults. It is all about marketing and generally a guaranteed profit from a new generation.

[omigodstevie]

This one is suppose to be a musical starring Zac Efron.

ha! ahaha!
I was in my high school's version of 'High School Musical', so Zac Efron will always have a spot in my heart, but that's just hilarious.

[Serrart]

They aready butchered The Manchurian Candidate!!! :mad:

Yeah. Jonathan Demme made such a mess, after watching it, my first impulse was the huge need to close the director in a room for a year with an exorcist. Anyway he redeemed himself with Rachel getting married. Not a masterpiece but quite nice.

About the other remakes, most on the list don't interest me. I can definitely live without a Footlose with Zac Efron (even only the trailer sounds annoying), and I hope Mel Gibson would never realize his dream to remake Fahrenheit 451. He just has to stay away from that movie.

Romy

[omigodstevie]

Yeah. Jonathan Demme made such a mess, after watching it, my first impulse was the huge need to close the director in a room for a year with an exorcist. Anyway he redeemed himself with Rachel getting married. Not a masterpiece but quite nice.

About the other remakes, most on the list don't interest me. I can definitely live without a Footlose with Zac Efron (even only the trailer sounds annoying), and I hope Mel Gibson would never realize his dream to remake Fahrenheit 451. He just has to stay away from that movie.

Romy

Oh my GOD, Fahrenheit 451 is a terrible movie as it is. It's embarrassing for the people in it, in my opinion. We had to watch it in school after we read the book last year. Lame.
I agree with you, they just need to leave it be. It's unsalvagable.

[Lindsey Jr.]

These remakes have to stop. :(

Most of them are huge flops!