View Full Version : Anybody want to have a big party at Fred Phelp's funeral?
SortaSavageLike
04-24-2007, 10:35 AM
I was walking home with my Mom today when we got talking about that useless ****bag from Topeka, Fred Phelps. Eventually we realized what a bonanza it would be for Kansas's tourism bureau if somebody held a gigantic party at his funeral. We could invite the families of everyone who ever had their funeral protested by his group, and have a huge carnival/barbacue/gay pride parade just down the street from his funeral. I think it would be awesome.
Anybody in with me? We could even hire some Fleetwood Mac tribute bands to perform!
estranged4life
04-24-2007, 11:14 AM
I'll show up just to antagonize those shallow minded a-holes...
Hell, let's gather everyone in the same fashion that these relig-a-tards do to protests at funeral of US soldiers and have lots of fun celebrating that one less ASSHOLE is left on this planet.
Brian "Occupation : Anti-Christ" j.
Rickypt
04-24-2007, 11:17 AM
As fun and fantastic as this idea is, I think this is exactly what Phelps would want. He is crazy and thrives on attention. I prefer to ignore the ****ebag.
Sarah
04-24-2007, 12:05 PM
As fun and fantastic as this idea is, I think this is exactly what Phelps would want. He is crazy and thrives on attention. I prefer to ignore the ****ebag.
No joke. I hope his asshole is burning in hell.
:angel:
gretchen
04-24-2007, 01:47 PM
Okay, I went to college...am I an idiot??? who the hell is Fred Phelps?:shrug:
gldstwmn
04-24-2007, 01:52 PM
Did he croak?
Sarah
04-24-2007, 01:54 PM
pastor slash hate group leader. godhatesfags.com, godhatessweden.com etc.
one of the biggest wastes of human flesh to ever disgrace this planet. if that mf-er makes it to heaven, i hope i end up in hell.
DrummerDeanna
04-24-2007, 02:11 PM
Did he die!?!
gretchen
04-24-2007, 02:13 PM
pastor slash hate group leader. godhatesfags.com, godhatessweden.com etc.
one of the biggest wastes of human flesh to ever disgrace this planet. if that mf-er makes it to heaven, i hope i end up in hell.
Okay, he's a buttlick, and there is no way the guy/thing is in heaven. He was probably drawn and quartered in a limbo dimension somewhere.
Sarah
04-24-2007, 02:40 PM
Did he die!?!
I can't find anything saying that he did. Originally, I assumed that this thread was made because he had, but reading it again, it sounds hypothetical.
He and his followers were supposed to be rallying here. When all that was going down, I wrote the most unfair, unbalanced story I have ever written in my professional career. I made my listeners good and irritated about his bastardization of the Bible and the county government made it very, very clear that nobody wanted them around here. Oddly enough, I don't remember if they ended up coming this way.
(Maybe I was a bit more unbalanced the times that I called 2 brothers "degenerates" "despicable" and "disgusting" for beating & shooting a dog in a very, very brutal way. I used their full names and addresses like, 4 times in that story, which I've been able to use multiple times as they make their way through public records and the system.)
Johnny Stew
04-24-2007, 04:45 PM
My friend Wyatt, who lived in Topeka, always said that he was going to stand outside Phelps' funeral with a big sign that said, "Hot Enough For You Down There?"
Unfortunately, Wyatt passed away last year. That's one of the worst aspects of life -- that someone like Wyatt, who donated both time and money to charities, and worked to make the world a better place rather than allowing himself to be bitter and cynical about the tragedies in his life (he lost his hearing at the age of 5 and lost both of his parents at the age of 17), would die so young... meanwhile a useless piece of **** like Fred Phelps, who's never done anything to make this world a better place and only spreads more hatred and negativity, lives to a ripe old age.
estranged4life
04-24-2007, 04:55 PM
How many damned times am I going to have to tell you Ledgies, I have no vacancies left in my good old furnace of a home for those like Phelps?
If y'all want him to go to hell, then just where are we all gonna be able to party and post on message boards for all the rest of eternity? :rolleyes:
"Reign in hell
or
Serve on your knees in Heaven"
You decide! :thumbsup:
DavidMn
04-24-2007, 05:04 PM
I think it would be appropriate to piss on his grave just like he's done to people who have died of AIDS.:nod:
Sarah
04-24-2007, 06:51 PM
I think it would be appropriate to piss on his grave just like he's done to people who have died of AIDS.:nod:
You piss on it and I'll decorate it with dongs, anal beads, vibrators, and lube.
rbs3676
04-24-2007, 08:58 PM
He is (was? Is he really dead?) one of the biggest assholes that I can think of. I wouldn't give him the time of day...
rbs
Johnny Stew
04-24-2007, 09:32 PM
You piss on it and I'll decorate it with dongs, anal beads, vibrators, and lube.I'll add a rainbow flag, a couple of Judy Garland LPs and an autographed picture of Waylon Flowers & Madam. We'll homo it up all nice and purdy-like for him.
77Rumours77
04-24-2007, 09:37 PM
I think it would be appropriate to piss on his grave just like he's done to people who have died of AIDS.:nod:
I was thinking taking a ****, after a full day of raunchy mexican food, would suffice.
:] :] :] :] :] :]
Hope that ****ing scumb bag rots in hell. All ****ing Kansas has to offer is the motha ****ing Wizard of Oz and Fred Phelps....
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