Dancing with the Stars: Season 3 (as in how many legs Heather Mills has! HEHE!)

[GiniLeaE]

<center>Lord, I apologize for poking fun at Heather...but hell, I'm a HUGE Paul Mc. fan! Somehow, I get bad vibes on her...:shrug:
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I have to say, no matter her physical limitations - BITCH can dance!
Poor Clyde Drexler - he's more disabled by his height than the "One Leg Wonder"...
Now, poor Billy Ray...that's another story! Any one who uses their own song (ala "I want my MULLET back!") like he did in Episode 1 has balls...but moves with a partner ain't his bag! He digs the spotlight normally, as I met him twice since his "Achy Breaky" days. I realize that he would want to use familiar songs, cause the dude is counting steps instead of smiling! HEHE!
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The real Joe Dirt is all grown up now!
Most likable/charming = Ratzenberger (Cliff from Cheers fame), as he reminds me of Jerry Springer last season...
Best so far = Ian Ziering and Apollo Anton Ono (damn he's cute!)
I'm not surprised about Ian, cause Cheryl Burke is looking for a 3-peat here...and she's FREAKIN' AWESOME!

Now, who do I feel sorry for...Leeza Gibbons. :sorry: She dances like a "Gibbon", the monkey that is...and she can't chill out.
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Even her smile is wooden, and she needs some Vaseline for her teeth (to help her maintain that pageant smile!). I LOVE LEEZA though and I've always watch her on TV, and well...she's 50! HOLY ****! My Mom is 53...amazing how she looks! Must be a good surgeon..

Most annoying: Joey Fatone...emphasis on "FAT"! Good Lord, what happened to my N*Sync dude! He looks like ****! He's still got his moves...TRUE! I remembered from seeing them on tour and on Rosie's show that I was on at Universal Studios that he had a bum knee, but I don't notice it NOW! I just think he has an EGO the size of his body!

Who will win: Laila Ali! She's the new hero here! Kinda like last season with the football dude...she will be in the finals with Ian and Apollo and BITCH WILL WIN! Don't tell her I called her that...she scares me!
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Biggest Mystery: Who the hell is the dude with the unknown Miss USA? He looks like a Ken doll...is he out of puberty???????

Let's not forget the biggest loser here: BIG PUSSY! He couldn't even hang in after the first 2 weeks and John R. had to step in. Yeah, well...he lived up to his TV alias!! :D

PLACE YOUR BETS PEOPLE! It's on...like, well you know...
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[SuzeQuze]

Okay, now I actually wish I watched this! :lol: Dancing is supposed to be very good for mood, which I guess is obvious for those who like to dance. It is actually even good for depression. The wild thing is, you get just about the same benefit from watching as you do from doing. No wonder this show is so popular! I just read an article about this in Psych Today.

I get the same vibe on Heather. Something isn't right but I could be wrong. One of our radio stations had a short parody pointing out she claims not to want to be in the spotlight yet chose to be on DWTS? Just doesn't gel.

[GODDESS6]

damn i forgot to dvr this, but your synopsis was hilarious & because of it i won't miss the show again!!!~

[gldstwmn]

Heather has a lot of guts. And she danced really well. But yes, I got bad vibes from her. But George Harrison disliked Paul in his later years. And I trust Sir George's judgement. I think maybe Paul does drink too much. He'll never get over Linda. It's sad.

And what was Vincent Pastore thinking? That he was physically up to the challenge of this show? John Ratzenberger does deliver a good performance though. Good for him. He's just out there having fun. Lord knows he doesn't need the money.

I felt so bad for Leeza on her birthday. If we all had trainers, surgeons and hired help, we'd all look like that at 50 too. Good for her I say. She wasn't horrible.

And poor Barbie and Ken. Who knew Barbie and Ken couldn't dance? :laugh:

[ELIUD]

I've only caught half of two shows so far. I'm in love with Laila Ali. She's gorgeous, tough and CURVY. What a hot bod on her and I love the way she moves. She's got such alluring figure and can go from sweet to nasty in seconds flat.

I'm actually quite impressed with Heather Mills. I haven't read any details about her messy divorce but from what I can tell - everybody says she's the big bitch in this showdown with Paul but I'm not going to judge her on that. I don't care about it one bit. She's a woman with an expensive prosthetic leg and I really think she's showing some balls out there. Her hairdo for the first week actually made her look quite beautiful and she's just getting better on the dance floor as she goes on. I'm looking forward to seeing how far she'll get.

But to be honest my partner and I have major wood for Joey FATone. He's such a big beastly man. I love that type. But the only thing is, I can't help but think he has an unfair advantage with all the years of dancing on stage with N'synch. He can really move. He's showed some great footwork last night. And as far as that ego goes...bring it on fat boy. Love it when a man with hips has his confidence in tow.

[Lisa1769]

I'm in love with Laila Ali.

Me too. When she was over the top of him, I loved how she thrusted her cooch at him and her facial expression. I bet she likes to get nasty.:laugh:

[gldstwmn]

Me too. When she was over the top of him, I loved how she thrusted her cooch at him and her facial expression. I bet she likes to get nasty.:laugh:

I saw that too! That was a close one. Did you notice how quickly the camera cut away? :lol:

[Lisa1769]

I saw that too! That was a close one. Did you notice how quickly the camera cut away? :lol:

I was dying with laughter. I loved it!!:thumbsup:

[ELIUD]

I saw that too! That was a close one. Did you notice how quickly the camera cut away? :lol:

Oh my God. I looked over at Troy, my partner and said the same thing. "That was very close, she almost rubbed her cooch all over his face!"

[GiniLeaE]

<center> damn i forgot to dvr this, but your synopsis was hilarious & because of it i won't miss the show again!!!~

After watching "Barbie + Ken", I truly thought it would be them! What the hell????
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HE SCARES ME!
I was almost snoozing through the elimination show, because of the recaps that I ALREADY saw (they are worse than American Idol when it comes to an EEEEEXXXXXTTTTTEEEEENNNNSSSSSIIIIIOOOOONNNNN of time before the BIG announcement!) and I needed them to wake me up before they GO-GO! :laugh:
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Ok, a little homage to George Michael...homeboy could use it now. :nod:

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As Joey sang in his younger & LEANER days... "BYE, BYE, BYE!" Paulina! :sorry: </center>

[GODDESS6]

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After watching "Barbie + Ken", I truly thought it would be them! What the hell????
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HE SCARES ME!
I was almost snoozing through the elimination show, because of the recaps that I ALREADY saw (they are worse than American Idol when it comes to an EEEEEXXXXXTTTTTEEEEENNNNSSSSSIIIIIOOOOONNNNN of time before the BIG announcement!) and I needed them to wake me up before they GO-GO! :laugh:
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Ok, a little homage to George Michael...homeboy could use it now. :nod:

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As Joey sang in his younger & LEANER days... "BYE, BYE, BYE!" Paulina! :sorry: </center>

i used to love paulina when she was 1st a model, but i have to admit...girl can't dance, she looked so awkward, i knew she would be the 1st to go~

& i love that wham siggy pic, it totally cracks me up!!!~

[GiniLeaE]

<center> i used to love paulina when she was 1st a model, but i have to admit...girl can't dance, she looked so awkward, i knew she would be the 1st to go~

& i love that wham siggy pic, it totally cracks me up!!!~

Wow...you must have ESPN, uh...I meant ESP! :nod: As I never saw it coming...

I thought the relative UNKNOWN "Barbie" doll Miss USA would be tossed for sure!

In reference to good ole' Georgie: I have had a crush on him for over half my like, as well as other gay men that are dangled in front of me like bait! Including Ricky Martin...Good LORD! I met him when I did The Rosie O'Donnell Show in Orlando, and I must say...I've never recovered! :]

I've got Menudo and Wham pics up the wahoo if you ever want some!

Although you always have the MOST BEAUTIFUL and tasteful sigs...:thumbsup: </center>