Awful fan portraits of Stevie

[SortaSavageLike]

A few months back, I started a thread with some nice portraits of Stevie from deviantart.com. However, I failed to follow it up with some bad portraits from that site. Now, some of you won't find these offensively bad, but while heroes may be hard to find, drawing Stevie's face accurately is even harder.

The author of this portrait titled it "Baaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh", which perhaps speaks of his originality as an artist. Here we see the amateur illustrator's long-running obsession with Stevie's eyes. They're not these huge giant-squid sized anime orbs, people.
http://i7.tinypic.com/4509hu1.jpg

What is it that we love about the famous "Blue Velvet" photo shoot? Is it Stevie's sausage-sized fingers, her chiseled Cruella De Vil jaw, or her terrifying Joan Crawford shock-white makeup?
http://i9.tinypic.com/2d1ofbs.jpg

This is the biggest version of this I could find. Here we see Stevie as a constipated homeless woman.
http://i10.tinypic.com/2dqsjn5.jpg

When threatened by gigantic roses, Stevie's left eye suddenly shifts position and grows to tremendous proportions.
http://i7.tinypic.com/2u7642b.jpg

A portrait of Stevie's retarded sister.
http://i7.tinypic.com/2dh5s1f.jpg

This portrait displays in graphic detail why every young man had a crush on Stevie back in the 70s: Her huge eyes, pig-like snout, decaying chiclet teeth, and pencil-thin eyelashes.
http://i9.tinypic.com/4bhpf9l.jpg

Stevie's cocaine problem wouldn't have been such a problem if her frontal sinus wasn't two inches wide and arched up to the top of her skull.
http://i13.tinypic.com/4catu6o.jpg

Just to be nice, a portrait that doesn't suck (in my opinion)
http://i5.tinypic.com/29bkrhv.jpg

[ryan8472]

A portrait of Stevie's retarded sister.
http://i7.tinypic.com/2dh5s1f.jpg


A fat Paula Abdul. :nod: :wavey:

[ELIUD]

Oh the delicious cruelty of squashing so many dreams.

[trackaghost]

I gave this thread a five-star rating.
I love fan art. How some of it is just so bad, and how some of it looks okay but something has obviously gone just slightly wrong.



Just to be nice, a portrait that doesn't suck (in my opinion)


The roses and hands are good, but the face is too cartoonish IMO

Post more! :D

[shackin'up]

A portrait of Stevie's retarded sister.
http://i7.tinypic.com/2dh5s1f.jpg



HEY! That's Boy George! What is he doing in a Steviethread?

[The Tower]

http://i9.tinypic.com/4bhpf9l.jpg
I can't believe someone stole my drawing of her and posted it on the Internets!!!!
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Nixxxed]

http://i7.tinypic.com/4509hu1.jpg

There's something about this one I like - if the artist had gone full blown cubist I think it would be great.

HEY! That's Boy George! What is he doing in a Steviethread?

My first impression also!

[Musicman408]

A fat Paula Abdul. :nod: :wavey:

:lol: oh this is hilarious

[SortaSavageLike]

A shocking picture of Stevie if she'd never gone into rehab. No nose, no teeth, and no upper lip.
http://i9.tinypic.com/44036md.gif

A rare take on the blue velvet shoot that actually has artistic merit.
http://i14.tinypic.com/2u8yt12.jpg

[Gypsy-Rhiannon]

I'm just waiting for mine to appear in this thread! :lol:

[carrie721]

i love this thread. i am no fan of fan art to begin with, but these are especially egregious. except that last one, which i kind of like.

[trackaghost]

A shocking picture of Stevie if she'd never gone into rehab. No nose, no teeth, and no upper lip.
http://i9.tinypic.com/44036md.gif

Oh my god. That is hilarious :lol:

A rare take on the blue velvet shoot that actually has artistic merit.
http://i14.tinypic.com/2u8yt12.jpg


That one is fantastic!
But it's no fun when they're good. :mad:

[carrie721]

That one is fantastic!
But it's no fun when they're good. :mad:

seriously. f*ck those people with talent. :laugh:

[trackaghost]

i love this thread. i am no fan of fan art to begin with, but these are especially egregious. except that last one, which i kind of like.


You're no fan of fan art??? Carrie say it ain't so.
My friend and I want to open a fan art gallery, that's how much I love fan art. But the portraits in it will all have to have something slightly wrong about them. A bit like the picture above where Stevie has the drooping eye. I like it when it's recognisable as the person but just looks a bit weird.

[carrie721]

You're no fan of fan art??? Carrie say it ain't so.
My friend and I want to open a fan art gallery, that's how much I love fan art. But the portraits in it will all have to have something slightly wrong about them. A bit like the picture above where Stevie has the drooping eye. I like it when it's recognisable as the person but just looks a bit weird.

yeah, that's what bugs me. i've never been big on fan art or fan fiction, it's just never done quite right. fan art usually looks like the subject is melting. :laugh:

[trackaghost]

yeah, that's what bugs me. i've never been big on fan art or fan fiction, it's just never done quite right. fan art usually looks like the subject is melting. :laugh:


It's true, that's why I love it! :laugh: The really good ones you can keep, I like the ones where the celebrity looks like they are having some sort of spasm, it's hilarious!

[DrummerDeanna]

I've tried to do fan portraits in the past - my Stevie came out looking remarkably like Nicole Kidman...then a John Travolta looked just like my brother in law..and my favorite, I tried to do one of George Harrison but it looked just like Simon Le bon instead.

SO I gave up my fan portraiting. And have never shown any of them to another living soul...had I, you can bet the Stevie one would end up in one of these "bad art" threads :lol:

[SortaSavageLike]

Who can ever forget Johanna, who does really amazing portraits of Stevie, and then ruins them by piling airy-fairy **** all over her?

"Oh what, you're saying I have an angel napping on top of my head?"
http://i5.tinypic.com/2dazhaf.jpg

Yes, there really are tiny dolphins jumping out Stevie's cape, who appears to be floating in space.
http://i14.tinypic.com/2zscmzo.jpg

Let's see here...crescent moons, crosses, crescent moons with crosses dangling from them, flowers, butterflies, more cartoon stars...Does this woman have some strange fetishes?
http://i13.tinypic.com/49k99oo.jpg

Here we have a somewhat incongruous pileup of random Stevie-related images. God knows why the wolf is there, besides being one of Johanna's fetishes.
http://i11.tinypic.com/2v2f81f.jpg

Hmm...crescent moon, fairy wings, overly literal lyrical interpretations...must be Johanna!
http://i9.tinypic.com/4ie6qa1.jpg

Crescent moon, unnaturally tame predatory wildlife, disturbing airy-fairyness... I wonder who drew this?
http://i7.tinypic.com/4870ro4.jpg

More dolphins, more foreground sparklies, more ridiculous blue hair...
http://i14.tinypic.com/2rny9et.jpg

AGAIN with the fu**ing wolves!!!
http://i10.tinypic.com/2v9dru1.jpg

On the plus side, I kinda like this one. It only takes a couple minutes to edit out the wankery.
http://i11.tinypic.com/40g199f.jpg

[amber]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh, god, your commentary. Dying. Look, Trackie, our favorite artist Johanna has made an appearance! Oh, she's the master.


This is the best portrait I've ever seen, coming over from the tat thread. A girl here named Carei did it.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y12/antisnark/steviedrawing.jpg

[carrie721]

^^ you said wankery! :lol:

btw, i thought i was the only person who described weird teeth as looking like chiclets. :lol:

[SandyMac]

When threatened by gigantic roses, Stevie's left eye suddenly shifts position and grows to tremendous proportions.

OMG, you have no idea how hard that made me laugh, could not stop.
Your commentary plus these pictures really made my day. Thank you. :)

[SortaSavageLike]

"Who called the exterminator? Ah christ, I'm never gonna get all these fairy corpses out of my hair!"
http://i14.tinypic.com/2jecjrb.jpg

"Oh dear, the weight of all this chiffon is going to snap my pencil-thick arms!"
http://i9.tinypic.com/313iz47.jpg

This isn't really awful, but at least somebody had the balls to draw Stevie wearing a tacky stage outfit and looking totally sloshed.
http://i3.tinypic.com/4hb8dqd.jpg

[trackaghost]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh, god, your commentary. Dying. Look, Trackie, our favorite artist Johanna has made an appearance! Oh, she's the master.

I was about to comment that she's your favourite artist.
Who wouldn't want a picture of Stevie with wolves? :lol:


This is the best portrait I've ever seen, coming over from the tat thread. A girl here named Carei did it.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y12/antisnark/steviedrawing.jpg

That is fantastic :nod:

[GypsySorcerer]

:lol: :lol: Hilarious. Keep 'em coming!

[amber]

I was about to comment that she's your favourite artist.
Who wouldn't want a picture of Stevie with wolves? :lol:

We can have a girl slap fight to decide.




That is fantastic :nod:
I know, isn't it? And you can actually draw, so now it is official that it is fantastic.

[trackaghost]

We can have a girl slap fight to decide.




And then Johanna can immortalise the event as a drawing! With added fairies, wolves, moons and stars of course.

[amber]

And then Johanna can immortalise the event as a drawing! With added fairies, wolves, moons and stars of course.

:lol: :lol: :lol: OMG.

We'll be so pretty!! Our hair will be blowing back!!! We'll be pastel colored!! We'll be on the moon!!!:blob2: :blob2:

[trackaghost]

:lol: :lol: :lol: OMG.

We'll be so pretty!! Our hair will be blowing back!!! We'll be pastel colored!! We'll be on the moon!!!:blob2: :blob2:

I know! :D And don't forget the wolves!!! And maybe, just maybe a unicorn too! Well, I can dream can't I?

[Josh2003]

Oh man...does anyone have a link to that website that had drawings like...naked Stevie sitting on a giant cheeseburger? I loved that site!

[Gypsy-Rhiannon]

"Who called the exterminator? Ah christ, I'm never gonna get all these fairy corpses out of my hair!"
http://i14.tinypic.com/2jecjrb.jpg



Isn't this by the guy who did all the naked drawings of Stevie?

[amber]

I know! :D And don't forget the wolves!!! And maybe, just maybe a unicorn too! Well, I can dream can't I?

Yes, yes, you'll be riding a Unicorn, I'll be riding a wolf, we'll be on the moon, and we'll be slapping each other in pastel with our hair blowing back!!! Fairies will be watching, and stars will be around our face to signify the slapping!!!

Oh, man, Johanna is brilliant!

[SortaSavageLike]

Yes, yes, you'll be riding a Unicorn, I'll be riding a wolf, we'll be on the moon, and we'll be slapping each other in pastel with our hair blowing back!!!

But there's no air on the moon. Oh wait, there is in Johannaland...;)

[Nixxxed]

I saw this linked at 7w:

http://i4.ebayimg.com/06/i/000/92/7a/1ae0_1.JPG

The good news? You can buy it on eBay - only $499.99 PLUS $75 shipping. Hurry - only 15 hours left to bid!

[amber]

I saw this linked at 7w:

http://i4.ebayimg.com/06/i/000/92/7a/1ae0_1.JPG

The good news? You can buy it on eBay - only $499.99 PLUS $75 shipping. Hurry - only 15 hours left to bid!

:lol:

Yes, YES!!! My dream has come true, the thread has been revived.

We need a snarky caption.

[amber]

"Would you say that to Bob Dylan, MORTAL? You will be annhilated"

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y12/antisnark/signed.gif

[Nixxxed]

^

the face on that one looks more like Debbie Harry than Stevie

and sorry I couldn't come up with a caption for the one I posted - I couldn't get over the fact that the bottom left (our left, not hers) of her lower lip is messed up - it short-circuited my snarky caption circuits

[SortaSavageLike]

Oh no, the Greys are attacking!
http://i14.tinypic.com/351fjhl.jpg

I have to give this one credit for making Stevie look less ridiculous than she already did on the OSOTM cover. It couldn't have been too hard.
http://i10.tinypic.com/4bp008m.jpg

Despite not really being "Stevie," the chick on the right is based on her so I'm adding it to my **** List anyway.
http://i5.tinypic.com/40ksvv6.jpg

Stevie circa 1989 as drawn by a 12-year old with either a Bratz or Anime fetish.
http://i5.tinypic.com/2chw2z5.jpg

Here we have porcelain-skinned Tusk-era Stevie replaced with a bejoweled leatherfaced hag with Freddy Krueger razor fingers.
http://i7.tinypic.com/2eyamc1.jpg

It's supposed to be Stevie. Make of it what you will.
http://i10.tinypic.com/2gsqz2r.jpg

Ohga-deboogady! Stevie is coming to take you away!
http://i3.tinypic.com/4fxb6g4.jpg

It turns out the sex goddess of the late 70s we'd all fallen in love with transformed herself into a frumpy middle-aged black woman by 1981.
http://i3.tinypic.com/2i9o01w.jpg

And finally, I have a special place in my heart for fan art "inspired" by Stevie's lyrics. Furry fan art. Gay furry fan art.
http://i10.tinypic.com/4bqj4hz.jpg

[amber]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

How do you find them all? I looked. For at least four minutes.
I'd like to point out that while I am laughing my ass off, most, if not all, of these people draw better than me. :D

I don't really see how the anime one relates to Stevles at all. :confused:
Unless you are saying that all anime characters look so much alike that that short haired girl could represent stevie...or if you are saying Stevie has a tail...or is into Asian anime men...





It turns out the sex goddess of the late 70s we'd all fallen in love with transformed herself into a frumpy middle-aged black woman by 1981.
http://i3.tinypic.com/2i9o01w.jpg



Are you sure? Not according to my research...:shrug: Just saying. :p

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y12/antisnark/2005_0112Khrista0015.jpg

[danax6]

Who can ever forget Johanna, who does really amazing portraits of Stevie, and then ruins them by piling airy-fairy **** all over her?
Hey now, I have a JP hanging in my living room and it's ****ing gorgeous.

http://www.johannas-art.com/images/WhiteWingedDove.jpg

Notice how there is only one dove. No wolves in my paintings!

[goldustsongbird]

"Would you say that to Bob Dylan, MORTAL? You will be annhilated"

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y12/antisnark/signed.gif


http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/2820/diabeetuszi1.jpg

[DeadliestPoison]

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/2820/diabeetuszi1.jpg

oh no you didn't. <3 <3

[xdreamsunwindx]

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/2820/diabeetuszi1.jpg

you. me. babies. RIGHT NOW.

[goldustsongbird]

oh no you didn't. <3 <3

Yup. Totally went there. :cool: Separated at birth y/y

you. me. babies. RIGHT NOW.

kk, but will you still respect me in the morning?

[xdreamsunwindx]

kk, but will you still respect me in the morning?

There will be no morning tbh. I ~*~hit it and quit it~*~

[mikeschmike]

http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/2820/diabeetuszi1.jpg

CHECK IT OFTEN! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Jesus that is cracking me up! My sides hurt.

[goldustsongbird]

There will be no morning tbh. I ~*~hit it and quit it~*~

:( :( :( It's because I'm Canadian, isn't it? w/e let's hit the sack.

CHECK IT OFTEN! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Jesus that is cracking me up! My sides hurt.

Mikey, do you have your testing supplies?

[xdreamsunwindx]

:( :( :( It's because I'm Canadian, isn't it? w/e let's hit the sack.

Yeah, ever since the law stating that those of us coming over from the states need a passport came into effect, I've decided on one-night stands only.

oo bb~~ *turns on blacklight*

[goldustsongbird]

Yeah, ever since the law stating that those of us coming over from the states need a passport came into effect, I've decided on one-night stands only.

oo bb~~ *turns on blacklight*

Kate, I am disappointed. You... following the law? Did listening to NWA teach you nothing?

o hay *turns on mewsik* u okay with Dead Can Dance?

[BlackWidow]

Oh the delicious cruelty of squashing so many dreams.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :nod:

[ryan8472]

I have NEVER laughed so hard in my life. Thanks. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Nixxxed]

Does "stained glass" art count?

http://cgi.ebay.com/Stevie-Nicks-Original-Glass-Art-in-Frame_W0QQitemZ250097415842QQcategoryZ53258QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

http://i21.ebayimg.com/04/i/000/94/37/f534_1.JPG

[ontheEdgeof17]

^:eek:


Rouge much? Embarassed much?

[DrummerDeanna]

^:eek:


Rouge much? Embarassed much?

Oh...being glass I thought it was a horrific facial injury...:p

That is one of the worst ones...it reminds me of Voldemort.

[goldustsongbird]

Oh...being glass I thought it was a horrific facial injury...:p

That is one of the worst ones...it reminds me of Voldemort.

LOL so it does. So far, she's been compared to Diabeetus Guy and Voldemort. That should tell you something about some of Stevie's ~artistic~ fans... They have a hard time capturing her soul. :lol:

[DrummerDeanna]

LOL so it does. So far, she's been compared to Diabeetus Guy and Voldemort. That should tell you something about some of Stevie's ~artistic~ fans... They have a hard time capturing her soul. :lol:

Gawd. You mentioned Biabeetus guy again...:lol: I seriously just burst into laughter when I just think about it.

[goldustsongbird]

Gawd. You mentioned Biabeetus guy again...:lol: I seriously just burst into laughter when I just think about it.

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[DrummerDeanna]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

oh dear. I'm dying over here!!! :lol:

[goldustsongbird]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

oh dear. I'm dying over here!!! :lol:

You'd better not be dying from the beetus! You should've taken his advice and gotten your free testin' supplies.