Screech!

[mikeschmike]

With all of these tragic events in the news lately, I thought you all might appreciate a little comic relief. Courtesy of the New York Daily News and Perezhilton.com:

Porn star's name
may ring a 'Bell'





He may have played nerdy eighth-grader Samuel (Screech) Powers in the sitcom "Saved by the Bell." But former TV geek Dustin Diamond can now take his place with Colin Farrell, Tommy Lee and Kid Rock as the star of his very own sex tape.
Everyone who remembers Diamond as a lovable putz is in for a shock once they see a 40-minute video in which he engages in a kinky three-way with two women, sources tell us.

We can't get too graphic here, but word is that the action includes some bodily functions and an act known as a "Dirty Sanchez."

Phoenix-based agent David Hans Schmidt, who has brokered some of Hollywood's biggest celebrity-skin deals, confirms that he's acquired the rights to a tape featuring Diamond.

"Just when you think you have seen everything in this business," he tells us, "mankind has raised the bar another notch. Or lowered it."

Schmidt is in L.A., shopping the tape to Hustler's Larry Flynt, Vivid's Steven Hirsch and other major distributors of adult video.

Now age 29, the 6-foot Diamond is much brawnier than you may remember him. He's a black belt in karate, and, four years ago, he defeated Ron Palillo (Horshack on "Welcome Back, Kotter") on Fox's "Celebrity Boxing 2."

Diamond's manager, Roger Paul, said his client has become a successful standup comic and will appear on the ABC sitcom "The Knights of Prosperity."

"I haven't seen the tape," Paul told us. "I've heard rumors. Dustin has been trying to escape the Screech typecast. So this may help me get more bookings."

In 1996, former "Saved by the Bell" sweetheart Elizabeth Berkley bared all in the Paul Verhoeven-Joe Eszterhas trashterpiece, "Show Girls."

The sex vid's working title is "Saved by the Smell." Ewwwww.

[strandinthewind]

AAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can we play remove that image from my brain :laugh:

Okay - go here for a definition of the Dirty Sanchez.

Warning, though an animation, it is VERY VERY graphic and disgusting - while remaining hysterical

http://www.spazfarm.com/biff2.php [WARNING -- OVER 18 ONLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

[sara1998]

That's about enough... eww. eww. eww..... :laugh:

[skcin]

Wasn't he just in People magazine whining that he was broke & was going to lose his house? Pretty convenient - looks like he'll try to make some cash off of this. Although, I don't knw who'd want to buy it. :distress:


:laugh:

[carrie721]

oh sweet lord. please tell me this is a joke. dirty sanchez? ugggghh.

[mikeschmike]

Although, I don't knw who'd want to buy it. :distress:


:laugh:

Oh sure, like you won't pick up a few copies for Christmas presents? :lol:

[DrummerDeanna]

Wasn't he just in People magazine whining that he was broke & was going to lose his house? Pretty convenient - looks like he'll try to make some cash off of this. Although, I don't knw who'd want to buy it. :distress:


:laugh:

My thoughts exactly - I just recently read that People Magazine article...and thought, "why not get a JOB!?!" Rather than asking the American people to help you out of your own debts. Stupid.

This is just gross on many levels. The tape itself - the fact that there are women who will f**k anything even remotely related to the industry. The fact that ....well ok - this could go one forever.

Just ew.

[DavidMn]

I wouldnt mind seeing Zach and SLater in a porno together.:cool:

[JazmenFlowers]

I wouldnt mind seeing Zach and SLater in a porno together.:cool:
um, hello! me either. :D

[DavidMn]

um, hello! me either. :DI think Slater would be the bottom dont you?

[irishgrl]

I wouldnt mind seeing Zach and SLater in a porno together.:cool:

DAVID! (but they are hotties :nod: )

[DavidMn]

DAVID! (but they are hotties :nod: )Yes my dear, my mind is firmly placed in the gutter.:lol:

[ryan8472]

Let it be known that when I read this, I started freaking spazing out and twitching because I was so grossed out. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[goldustsongbird]

He needs to document his loss of virginity, or else no one will believe him. :shrug:

[carrie721]

He needs to document his loss of virginity, or else no one will believe him. :shrug:

HAHAHAHAHAHA. best reply. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[BTFLCHLD]

Okay - go here for a definition of the Dirty Sanchez.
[WARNING -- OVER 18 ONLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

Leave it to the resident perv! :p
Did anyone ask for the definition?!!! :lol:
'Under the nose chitswipe' would have sufficed Jason!
Oh...and the warning? May as well have labeled under 18 enter here...you tempt...you teaze! ;)

[strandinthewind]

Leave it to the resident perv! :p
Did anyone ask for the definition?!!! :lol:
'Under the nose chitswipe' would have sufficed Jason!
Oh...and the warning? May as well have labeled under 18 enter here...you tempt...you teaze! ;)

I was just trying to educate :cool:

Now, where is that milkshake :wavey:

[BTFLCHLD]

Now, where is that milkshake :wavey: Hmmm...isn't it the chilidog you really crave? :lol:

[SuzeQuze]

:eek: He must have seen the puppet sex in Team America.

[strandinthewind]

Hmmm...isn't it the chilidog you really crave? :lol:

BOTH - I quiver with the thought of the mastication.

[BTFLCHLD]

BOTH - I quiver with the thought of the mastication. With the promise of purple mushrooms...I'm yours! :lol:

[carrie721]

sweet moses.

i was awake at 6 this morning and couldn't sleep, so i turned on the tv. what was on? SAVED BY THE BELL. i couldn't watch it. :laugh:

[ryan8472]

sweet moses.

i was awake at 6 this morning and couldn't sleep, so i turned on the tv. what was on? SAVED BY THE BELL. i couldn't watch it. :laugh:

Ho****! :laugh:

I think I would die if it were on right now. :nod:

[carrie721]

Ho****! :laugh:

I think I would die if it were on right now. :nod:

:lol: trust me, it's a good thing there weren't any sharp things near me when it happened.

[mikeschmike]

I wouldnt mind seeing Zach and SLater in a porno together.:cool:

How about Slater going down on Zach while he talks on his HUGE 80's cell phone? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[carrie721]

How about Slater going down on Zach while he talks on his HUGE 80's cell phone? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

that idea makes me want to die almost as much as seeing saved by the bell this morning ... :( :laugh:

[ryan8472]

that idea makes me want to die almost as much as seeing saved by the bell this morning ... :( :laugh:

Yeah...thats just too much bad hair and tackiness to turn me on. :shrug: :laugh:

[carrie721]

Yeah...thats just too much bad hair and tackiness to turn me on. :shrug: :laugh:

:shocked: :eek:

oh, you meant the hair on his head. :laugh: do you think slater has a mullet ... down there? :D

[ryan8472]

:shocked: :eek:

oh, you meant the hair on his head. :laugh: do you think slater has a mullet ... down there? :D

That would imply he had an extreamely hairy ass. :eek: :laugh: Business in front, party in the back! :laugh:

[carrie721]

That would imply he had an extreamely hairy ass. :eek: :laugh: Business in front, party in the back! :laugh:

:eek: OMG, i just laughed for a full minute! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :xoxo:

[ryan8472]

:eek: OMG, i just laughed for a full minute! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :xoxo:

:p :laugh:

We could take this conversation in all sorts of directions, but I think some of it is best left to the imagination. :nod: :lol:

[carrie721]

:p :laugh:

We could take this conversation in all sorts of directions, but I think some of it is best left to the imagination. :nod: :lol:

:laugh: you're probably right ... i've already built up enough of a reputation around here. :D

[ryan8472]

:laugh: you're probably right ... i've already built up enough of a reputation around here. :D

Well I had a satisfactory sequel to my previous post, but I kinda would like to keep my job as moderator. :laugh:

[strandinthewind]

Does anyone have a link to the video :cool:

[mikeschmike]

Does anyone have a link to the video :cool:

the article didn't say if it was released yet, but I'm sure as soon as it is there will be a copy floating around for all to see. The question is, do we really want to see it? Will it kill us in seven days if we watch it like The Ring? Or Mannequin?? :lol:

[strandinthewind]

the article didn't say if it was released yet, but I'm sure as soon as it is there will be a copy floating around for all to see. The question is, do we really want to see it? Will it kill us in seven days if we watch it like The Ring? Or Mannequin?? :lol:

It may - unless we force someone else to watch it. Moreover, if we watch and post a link here, does that suffice for the week long challenge?

[mikeschmike]

It may - unless we force someone else to watch it. Moreover, if we watch and post a link here, does that suffice for the week long challenge?

It might. I'll have to check The Big Book of Video Curses and get back to you.;) I'm guessing anyone who sees it is doomed.

[TwistedGypsy]

Ok, I keep looking at that link Jason posted and I would like to fully understand what a Dirty Sanchez is but the little voice inside of me is saying you will regret it. :shocked:

[ryan8472]

Ok, I keep looking at that link Jason posted and I would like to fully understand what a Dirty Sanchez is but the little voice inside of me is saying you will regret it. :shocked:

If you really want to, I'd reccomend searching for a thread called "Pervs" from this forum from like last year. It's quite educational. :nod: :laugh:

[TwistedGypsy]

If you really want to, I'd reccomend searching for a thread called "Pervs" from this forum from like last year. It's quite educational. :nod: :laugh:

Thanks...I think.

[sparky]

A pal of mine worked on "Saved By The Bell". For a long time, someone was leaving porn Polaroids stashed all over the sets. Polaroids of an erection. Eventually, the crew figured out who it was by looking at a shoe in one of the pictures. Screech, guilty as charged. He's a perv from way back.

[bikerchic]

A pal of mine worked on "Saved By The Bell". For a long time, someone was leaving porn Polaroids stashed all over the sets. Polaroids of an erection. Eventually, the crew figured out who it was by looking at a shoe in one of the pictures. Screech, guilty as charged. He's a perv from way back.

This reminds me of a funny story about a good friend of mine. Her husband played on a hockey team (non-professional). His team and their rival team hated each other and they were always playing pranks on one another throughout the season. Anyhow the rival team won the season, so the other team thought it would be nice to call a truce and buy the winning team a dozen donuts. Well, when the guys finished the box of donuts, on the bottom of the box under a sheet of wax paper were some polaroids of the donuts hanging off the other teams dicks :shocked: :laugh: Pretty funny!

[HomerMcvie]

polaroids of the donuts hanging off the other teams dicks :shocked: :laugh: Pretty funny!

Unless you just ate one of the donuts!!!:( :lol:

[DrummerDeanna]

This reminds me of a funny story about a good friend of mine. Her husband played on a hockey team (non-professional). His team and their rival team hated each other and they were always playing pranks on one another throughout the season. Anyhow the rival team won the season, so the other team thought it would be nice to call a truce and buy the winning team a dozen donuts. Well, when the guys finished the box of donuts, on the bottom of the box under a sheet of wax paper were some polaroids of the donuts hanging off the other teams dicks :shocked: :laugh: Pretty funny!

:laugh: That may well be one of the best and funniest pranks I've ever heard about!!!

The Screech erection story though? SO disturbing. Like Carrie, I may never be able to watch Saved By the Bell again (actually - that may not be a bad thing:p)

[sparky]

This reminds me of a funny story about a good friend of mine. Her husband played on a hockey team (non-professional). His team and their rival team hated each other and they were always playing pranks on one another throughout the season. Anyhow the rival team won the season, so the other team thought it would be nice to call a truce and buy the winning team a dozen donuts. Well, when the guys finished the box of donuts, on the bottom of the box under a sheet of wax paper were some polaroids of the donuts hanging off the other teams dicks :shocked: :laugh: Pretty funny!

That is AWESOME.

[bikerchic]

Does anyone have a link to the video :cool:

Just a small preview :shocked:

http://www.tmz.com/2006/09/27/screech-sex-tape-preview/

[DavidMn]

How about Slater going down on Zach while he talks on his HUGE 80's cell phone? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:Nothing wrong with that!:nod:

[BTFLCHLD]

Does anyone have a link to the video :cool: Keep it up an I will be serving you a tunamelt...mmm rasberrycream sauce...you're favorite!!! :]

[bikerchic]

Apparently Sreech will be on CNN Headline News Showbiz Tonite at 11:00 discussing his home movie :shocked:

[michelle2677]

This reminds me of a funny story about a good friend of mine. Her husband played on a hockey team (non-professional). His team and their rival team hated each other and they were always playing pranks on one another throughout the season. Anyhow the rival team won the season, so the other team thought it would be nice to call a truce and buy the winning team a dozen donuts. Well, when the guys finished the box of donuts, on the bottom of the box under a sheet of wax paper were some polaroids of the donuts hanging off the other teams dicks :shocked: :laugh: Pretty funny!



That is TOO damn funny!!! I LOVE pulling pranks on people. But mine are always in fun though :angel: