Tacky

[skcin]

Wearing white socks with black shoes. Worse, wearing white socks (or any socks, for that matter) with sandals.

Turning tires onto their side, painting them white, and planting flowers in the middle.

Pantylines.

Wearing a bikini top to the grocery store.

Having an upholstered couch on your front porch.

Continuing to display hanging baskets with withering or dead flowers in them.

Christmas lights up all year, unless you're physically unable to take them down. And if that's the case, please don't turn them on unless it's holiday season.


This message brought to you by Paula, who's in a very snarky mood today. Anyone else care to share some tack? :D

[JazmenFlowers]

loafers with tassles. just wrong.

6 inches of dark roots, unless you're Shakira

any jewelry made out of spoons

tight-rolled jeans

[sara1998]

Pants that are too short. I absolutely hate that.

[carrie721]

wearing a spaghetti-strap sundress with a low back ... with a bra.

walking into a restaurant 5 minutes before they close.

[HomerMcvie]

walking into a restaurant 5 minutes before they close.
Lemme guess.......waitress?:laugh: Or formerly?

[ragandbone]

*Hummers with gold bumpers....ok, any Hummer
*Waiters (either gender) with bare midriff - unless you work at a topless joint, or are serving me a drink at the beach, I don't want your belly in my face when I order food.:distress:
*dangling nail jewelry
*clerks talking on the phone with friends in front of customers/customers talking on the cell phone in front of clerks

[carrie721]

Lemme guess.......waitress?:laugh: Or formerly?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

whatever makes you say that? :woohoo:

it's just sooooo rude, you know? but i guess unless you've worked at a restaurant, you don't understand how much time & effort go into closing up shop.

[David]

Using a funeral as a business opportunity (for example, distributing business cards to mourners, placing cell phone calls to business clients).

[skcin]

Women of a certain age wearing tube tops or halter tops. Without a bra. :eek:

Shiny metallic baby blue eyeshadow. Mascara in colors other than black or brown.

Cutting an old bathtub in half & standing it up in the ground, then putting a statue of the virgin Mary in it.

Artificial flowers. Especially outside in a garden.

[ragandbone]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

whatever makes you say that? :woohoo:

it's just sooooo rude, you know? but i guess unless you've worked at a restaurant, you don't understand how much time & effort go into closing up shop.
Oh man - I used to work in a place (back in my rest. days) where we had a regular who arrived every day 5 minutes before the end of lunch. AAAArgh, 4 people had to stay for one customer for an extra 45 minutes at each lunch! They finally changed the closing time to a half hour later, and then he STILL came 5 minutes before closing. He said he liked having the place to himself. I think there is a special place reserved for him in the afterlife.

[BTFLCHLD]

ass-cracks

[JazmenFlowers]

crack nails on guys

a fake Louis Vuitton anything...especially a bad fake that doesn't even have LV on it or a fake Prada that says Prego instead - that **** sends me over the edge

[ragandbone]

Women of a certain age wearing tube tops or halter tops. Without a bra. :eek:

Shiny metallic baby blue eyeshadow. Mascara in colors other than black or brown.

Cutting an old bathtub in half & standing it up in the ground, then putting a statue of the virgin Mary in it.

Artificial flowers. Especially outside in a garden.

This all makes me think of Burning Man. :laugh: If I look through my photos I might be able to find all these items in one Burning Man pic...perhaps not the tube top.

[carrie721]

Oh man - I used to work in a place (back in my rest. days) where we had a regular who arrived every day 5 minutes before the end of lunch. AAAArgh, 4 people had to stay for one customer for an extra 45 minutes at each lunch! They finally changed the closing time to a half hour later, and then he STILL came 5 minutes before closing. He said he liked having the place to himself. I think there is a special place reserved for him in the afterlife.

puts you in a murderous rage, no? we have this lady who comes in almost every night ... she's like 120 years old, and we call her the cat lady because she always talks about her cats (one of which is named gandalf, which i find really cute), and she's been coming in RIGHT at 9 when we close, and she takes for-ev-er to eat ... and then sometimes she'll sit there after she's finished and pay her bills. grrrrrrrrrr. :mad: :mad: :mad:

[skcin]

a fake Prada that says Prego instead - that **** sends me over the edge

Shut. Up.

:laugh:

I'm not to into labels, I actually think most LV stuff is fug.

But I think that if you can't afford the real thing, don't bother. I just don't get it.

Long red hooker fingernails. Sorry, Stevie.



Banana clips.

Men with longish 70's porn mustaches. Ala' Magnum PI.

[carrie721]

Cutting an old bathtub in half & standing it up in the ground, then putting a statue of the virgin Mary in it.

ok THAT is hilarious. where did you see that??

[ragandbone]

ok THAT is hilarious. where did you see that??
They are called "bathtub Madonnas" I have never seen one in person, but my friend wanted to name his band the Bathtub Madonnas. Here is a Wkipedia link with photo:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bathtub_madonna

[ragandbone]

Men with longish 70's porn mustaches. Ala' Magnum PI.
In Angels flight stretch pants
ewwwww

[JazmenFlowers]

a driveway full of dead vehicles. I don't care what your reason is, that is tacky.

garbage cans left on the road for DAYS after the garbage has run. don't be lazy.

mulletts. or worse, women with bleached hair with that big poof on the front/top and long permed in the back. :eek:

wearing patent leather pants to work. yeah, it's happened.

[carrie721]

They are called "bathtub Madonnas" I have never seen one in person, but my friend wanted to name his band the Bathtub Madonnas. Here is a Wkipedia link with photo:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bathtub_madonna

ho my god. that's really, really special. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[skcin]

ok THAT is hilarious. where did you see that??


I've seen a few. There are lots of old Polish people in my neighborhood & they seem to really like to do this. Not trying to seterotype, my family is full of old Polish women. :laugh: Sadly, none of them have a bathtub Madonna...

[skcin]

a driveway full of dead vehicles. I don't care what your reason is, that is tacky.

garbage cans left on the road for DAYS after the garbage has run. don't be lazy.

mulletts. or worse, women with bleached hair with that big poof on the front/top and long permed in the back. :eek:

wearing patent leather pants to work. yeah, it's happened.


Yes, yes, and yes.

Worse than leather pants? Pleather. :nod:

[ragandbone]

Yes, yes, and yes.

Worse than leather pants? Pleather. :nod:
snakeskin pleather

[carrie721]

misspelling the name of a good friend you've known for 10 years on a thank you card.

[skcin]

Coming to someone's house for a cookout/dinner/party/whatever and not bringing anything.

[DrummerDeanna]

Sending someone a card with Merry Christmas or whatever crossed out and "Happy Birthday" written in.

[estranged4life]

Christmas lights up all year, unless you're physically unable to take them down. And if that's the case, please don't turn them on unless it's holiday season.


how else are the white trash to attract the meth dealers???

[JazmenFlowers]

re-gifting. knowing good and well you have used the object once or twice.

[estranged4life]

mulletts. or worse, women with bleached hair with that big poof on the front/top and long permed in the back. :eek:


Oklahoma is the mullet capitol of the world...We have seen ever conceivable mullet style there is, And that is just from the women!!!

[DrummerDeanna]

I've seen a few. There are lots of old Polish people in my neighborhood & they seem to really like to do this. Not trying to seterotype, my family is full of old Polish women. :laugh: Sadly, none of them have a bathtub Madonna...


No stinkin' bathtub was good enough for my grandma - she actually made my grandpa build a wooden shelter for her Virgin statue :laugh:

You should have seen the shelter she had him build for her Christmas Nativity scene....that woman had some damn fine lawn shrines :laugh:

Sadly her statue of St. Frances was recently stolen...it's so easy to screw with the old :p

[sara1998]

Wearing shorts that are so short, half of you ass is hanging out.... at Disney World. And he was at least 20 years older then she was. Where's my vomiting smilie?

[David]

1. Condolence cards

2. Sticking one's bare feet out the passenger window of the truck

3. Leaving paper advertisements on people's windshields

4. Chewing/popping gum in public

[skcin]

^ Why are condolence cards tacky? I mean, I don't love them or anything, but I thought seding them was good etiquette? :shrug:

Oh, and spot on with the bare feet out the pickup truck wondow. :nod:

[carrie721]

1. Condolence cards

2. Sticking one's bare feet out the passenger window of the truck

3. Leaving paper advertisements on people's windshields

4. Chewing/popping gum in public

condolence cards are tacky? i've never received one ... or given one ... but hm. i think a lot of cards in general are tacky. i agree with 2 & 4, but 3 isn't tacky to me ... just annoying.

[amber]

Wearing a bikini top to the grocery store.

Please don't talk about me like I'm not here.

Women of a certain age wearing tube tops or halter tops. Without a bra.
Please don't talk about me like I'm not here.

Wearing shorts that are so short, half of your ass is hanging out
Please don't talk about me like I'm not here.

Coming to someone's house for a cookout/dinner/party/whatever and not bringing anything.
I'm sorry! Geez! Why do you even have parties if you can't even afford the stuff you need for a party? You should be happy I even drank so much of your cheap ass beer. I give and I give....:distress:


2. Sticking one's bare feet out the passenger window of the truck


Oh, fine, take away my most joyous summer hobby. I don't know if you've noticed, but feet can get very, very hot in the summer. There is nothing more refreshing than the cool breeze blowing through your toes, legs up and akimbo...

[carrie721]

^^^ :lol: :lol: :lol:

[ragandbone]

Wearing shorts that are so short, half of you ass is hanging out.... at Disney World. And he was at least 20 years older then she was. Where's my vomiting smilie?
He brought her to the Santa cruz boardwalk the other day. Her ass was still hanging out, and they had two kids.

[sara1998]

He brought her to the Santa cruz boardwalk the other day. Her ass was still hanging out, and they had two kids.
Sick bastard. :shocked: Well, I suppose she's the sick one. He's just enjoying it.

[sara1998]

Please don't talk about me like I'm not here.
Surely you could have found a better looking man then that. :lol: :lol:

[amber]

Surely you could have found a better looking man then that. :lol: :lol:
Well....you saw my ass, right? So, no.

[skcin]

He brought her to the Santa cruz boardwalk the other day. Her ass was still hanging out, and they had two kids.


That? Was hilarious. :nod:

[ragandbone]

2. Sticking one's bare feet out the passenger window of the truck

Amber got in free because of her halter top, but what were you doing at the monster truck pull?

[JazmenFlowers]

pink ice

:shocked:

[amber]

Amber got in free because of her halter top, but what were you doing at the monster truck pull?

:lol:

Hey Jaz, what is pink ice?

[carrie721]

:lol:

Hey Jaz, what is pink ice?

i think he means the fake pink diamonds ...

[trackaghost]

When I first glanced at this thread I thought it said "Tracky". Imagine my disappointment when I realised it wasn't about me.
Or maybe it is... hmmm

[amber]

When I first glanced at this thread I thought it said "Tracky". Imagine my disappointment when I realised it wasn't about me.
Or maybe it is... hmmm

:laugh: :laugh:

TACKY

1. Thinking threads are about you.
2. That's it.

[JazmenFlowers]

i think he means the fake pink diamonds ...
yep.

it amazes me how people will wear **** from 10 years ago...like the spoon rings

although, on the right person spoon rings may be acceptable, but right now, pink ice? ewww.

[JazmenFlowers]

wearing bras that mold your boobs into precision missiles

tucking your shirt into your underwear/pantyhose

pumps with short, blocky, square heels. yuck.

[amber]

wearing bras that mold your boobs into precision missiles

tucking your shirt into your underwear/pantyhose

pumps with short, blocky, square heels. yuck.

You're kind of a little fashion nazi b*tch, jaz. :laugh: :xoxo: I love blocky square heels, and do own a spoon ring, if not wear it. I mean, life is too short, ya know?

[trackaghost]

:laugh: :laugh:

TACKY

1. Thinking threads are about you.
2. That's it.


So it IS about me. :laugh:
All threads should be.

[DrummerDeanna]

What's wrong with spoon rings?? I like them :sorry:

[amber]

What's wrong with spoon rings?? I like them :sorry:
I have no idea, ask the gay men. :shrug: :rolleyes:

[carrie721]

wearing bras that mold your boobs into precision missiles

tucking your shirt into your underwear/pantyhose

pumps with short, blocky, square heels. yuck.

hey, pumps with square heels are SMOKIN' on scully from the x files. on anyone else, though, you're right.

[DrummerDeanna]

I have no idea, ask the gay men. :shrug: :rolleyes:


I'm still traumatized from them making fun of my Tevas and Birkenstocks :laugh:

I guess I'm a walking faux paux. Or a walking advertisment for tacky. Oh well.

[amber]

So it IS about me. :laugh:
All threads should be.

Hey, you're preaching to the choir...:xoxo:

[skcin]

pumps with short, blocky, square heels. yuck.


Well YOU may be able to walk in tall skinny heels Miss Thang, but have some sympathy for the straight girls that can't. :distress:


:D

[bikerchic]

1. Mom jeans (from 1980, high waist, tappered ankles, small high pockets, worn with white sneakers).

2. Eyeglasses from 1980.

3. Yellow or white "blonde" hair.

4. People who wear their pyjama's (flannel bottoms or track pants and t-shirt) out in public.

5. Short pornstashes.

6. Long acrylic nails with all the designs and flowers and crap painted on them.

7. Women who pretend that lesbian porn doesn't turn them on (I guess thats not tacky. Just bugs me).

[bikerchic]

pumps with short, blocky, square heels. yuck.
Good one Jaze. I forgot about that one. Those horrible shoes should only be worn by funeral directors and women that work in the coroners office.

[JazmenFlowers]

You're kind of a little fashion nazi b*tch, jaz. :laugh: :xoxo: I love blocky square heels, and do own a spoon ring, if not wear it. I mean, life is too short, ya know?
I try. :wavey:

but seriously, I just don't like spoon rings, but like I said they work on some people.

as for the square heels, no, never, ever. now, if you've bought some in the past few years you may be safe. I'm talking about those ugly SAS style pumps with horrible heels. I'll have to find a picture.

EDIT: these. please say no. http://www.dyeables.com/templates/catalog/..%5C..%5Cimages%5CLG-May.gif

[JazmenFlowers]

Well YOU may be able to walk in tall skinny heels Miss Thang, but have some sympathy for the straight girls that can't. :distress:


:D
look, don't hate. :lol:

I must find a picture of me in my FMH (f*ck me heels).

[bikerchic]

http://www.ethicalwares.com/images/cour.jpg

:distress: These should be outlawed!

[JazmenFlowers]

http://www.ethicalwares.com/images/cour.jpg

:distress: These should be outlawed!
oh yes. that's more like what I was talking about.

[DrummerDeanna]

I see nothing horrendously wrong with either of those shoes :shrug:

[bikerchic]

I see nothing horrendously wrong with either of those shoes :shrug:
They're just so gramma like. They do nothing for the leg (high heels elongate (sp?) the leg. These make you look like you have cankles). And its like "I want to wear high heels but I'm too lazy to work at wearing high heels, so I'll just pretend I'm wearing heels and wear these).

[amber]

^^^^

High heels make my legs look worse, because it skinnies up my calf muscle, which makes my thighs and knees look bigger - not in proper proportion with each other. That is why I prefer pure platform heels, because they don't tilt the heel up, and therefore don't ball up the calf muscle in that way. The hight is nice, but not the heel tilt. This, of course, isn't a problem for someone with bigger calves and/or smaller knees. But I've seen lots of other people like me who wear high heels, and I never like it. Small calves...*shudder*...

[amber]

7. Women who pretend that lesbian porn doesn't turn them on (I guess thats not tacky. Just bugs me).

Ummm....I don't like lesbian porn at all. At least not any I've seen. Which is hardly any, admittedly. :laugh: I've read some okay lesbian porn.
Why would I pretend about that???

[DavidMn]

I will fully admit to being a fashion idiot. I just dont get it I guess.:laugh:

[skcin]

They're just so gramma like. They do nothing for the leg (high heels elongate (sp?) the leg. These make you look like you have cankles). And its like "I want to wear high heels but I'm too lazy to work at wearing high heels, so I'll just pretend I'm wearing heels and wear these).


Feck off, Canadian! :mad:

Those shoes are ick, though.

[bikerchic]

Why would I pretend about that???
You really don't like it? I guess some women are too shy to admit it and are afraid that people will think they're gay so they pretend they don't like it (and I don't mean you). I guess they're in the closet about it. :shrug:

[bikerchic]

Feck off, Canadian! :mad:

Those shoes are ick, though.
:D :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: ;) Don't even try to bring those shoes up here when you come to visit. You'll never get them across the Canadian border. They're deemed as "hazardous waste" :laugh:

[DavidMn]

I will say though that I'm smart enought not to wear socks with sandals.:laugh:

[amber]

You really don't like it? I:
It's even faker than regular porn. Plus I like weiners. :laugh:

[BTFLCHLD]

pajamas bottoms as pants

[bikerchic]

Worse, wearing white socks (or any socks, for that matter) with sandals.


This is for you Paula :wavey:

http://www.sandalandsoxer.co.uk/

[DavidMn]

pajamas bottoms as pantsOr what about those stupid Zubaz pants! rememer those?:lol:

[bikerchic]

It's even faker than regular porn.
Really? I think its the other way around.

[DrummerDeanna]

Yeah - I can say with 100% honesty that lesbian porn does nothing but gross me out :shrug:

The fake one pisses me off because it's a bunch of shaved fake-boobed chicks (who I do not find attractive) and then there's the realistic lesbian porn that just scares the bejeezus out of me.

[JazmenFlowers]

The fake one pisses me off because it's a bunch of shaved fake-boobed chicks (who I do not find attractive) and then there's the realistic lesbian porn that just scares the bejeezus out of me.
Leave It To Meat Cleaver #32 :lol:

I go in spurts (no pun intended) - sometimes I like to watch porn and sometimes it embarasses AND grosses me out. some people are just plain nasty.

[DrummerDeanna]

Leave It To Meat Cleaver #32 :lol:

I go in spurts (no pun intended) - sometimes I like to watch porn and sometimes it embarasses AND grosses me out. some people are just plain nasty.


I haven't seen tons of porn in my day, but the straight smut I've seen has been more impressive than the lesbian porn - which, as stated above, mostly creeps me out...*shudder*

[skcin]

This is for you Paula :wavey:

http://www.sandalandsoxer.co.uk/

I hate you.

Or what about those stupid Zubaz pants! rememer those?:lol:


Remember? I saw a woman wearing them while she was mowing the lawn last week. No lie.


Leave It To Meat Cleaver #32 :lol:

I go in spurts (no pun intended) - sometimes I like to watch porn and sometimes it embarasses AND grosses me out. some people are just plain nasty.


Yeah, porn's weird for me. Sometimes it works, sometimes not so much. :shrug:

[JazmenFlowers]

I haven't seen tons of porn in my day, but the straight smut I've seen has been more impressive than the lesbian porn - which, as stated above, mostly creeps me out...*shudder*
sometimes it's fun to watch porn that you KNOW is stupid and gross - seriously, there's nothing like a group of people getting together with popcorn and watching a porn to take bets on if the petite white girl amateur is gonna gag. :laugh:

[DavidMn]

sometimes it's fun to watch porn that you KNOW is stupid and gross - seriously, there's nothing like a group of people getting together with popcorn and watching a porn to take bets on if the petite white girl amateur is gonna gag.When I was like 17, a friend stole one of his dads videos, and how do I say this without being gross, but there was this girl getting it from 2 guys at the same time. OUCH!:nod:

[bikerchic]

Yeah - I can say with 100% honesty that lesbian porn does nothing but gross me out :shrug:

The fake one pisses me off because it's a bunch of shaved fake-boobed chicks (who I do not find attractive) and then there's the realistic lesbian porn that just scares the bejeezus out of me.
As a hetero female, I find it as entertainment and don't really care how fake it seems. :shrug:

[JazmenFlowers]

enough threadjacking...

speaking of tacky...it's tacky to wear pants to a professional law firm with a hole the size of a dime in plain view, obvious grease stains and torn belt loops. wtf do some people think in the morning?

[amber]

Yeah - I can say with 100% honesty that lesbian porn does nothing but gross me out :shrug:

The fake one pisses me off because it's a bunch of shaved fake-boobed chicks (who I do not find attractive) and then there's the realistic lesbian porn that just scares the bejeezus out of me.

That's what I was talking about! And they have stupid long nails and sh*t, and make totally fake noises. I'm like "this lesbian porn is for men".
I've never seen that other "realistic" kind, though.

[BTFLCHLD]

a dime in plain view Depends on who is wearing the pants and the location of that dime! :]

tacky or just plain gross: unwashed hair :distress:

[foxyluva]

sometimes it's fun to watch porn that you KNOW is stupid and gross - seriously, there's nothing like a group of people getting together with popcorn and watching a porn to take bets on if the petite white girl amateur is gonna gag. :laugh:

:laugh: So true. A funny porn is great to watch - you get a few cheap laughs along the way :laugh:

[bikerchic]

Pantyhose with open toe shoes (specially reinforced toe) :distress:

[JazmenFlowers]

Pantyhose with open toe shoes (specially reinforced toe) :distress:
oh, that's a good one.

especially if there's an anklet on either side of the pantyhose. why? :shrug:

[bikerchic]

Oh.my.god. Anklet under pantyhose. That wins!

[DavidMn]

:laugh: Oh.my.god. Anklet under pantyhose. That wins!
Oh dear, were getting into trailer trash territory now.

[bikerchic]

I gotta go. I'm taking my daughter to her hip hop class, so I'm sure to see many a more a tacky! I'll be sure to report back! :nod:

[DrummerDeanna]

I've never seen that other "realistic" kind, though.


You don't want to :laugh:

The one one I saw (briefly because I had to leave before any clothes came off) had a woman with a severe mullet, tight and tapered jeans (ok she was complete stereotpyical dyke) standing in a door jamb or something - another dykey woman walks by and they engage in some really shallow conversation - then excuse themselves to a bathroom - the sight of them clothed grossed me out - naked...no no no :laugh:

[amber]

judging others excessively by their clothing. (is tacky).

[JazmenFlowers]

judging others excessively by their clothing. (is tacky).
awww hell. :cool:

[foxyluva]

judging others excessively by their clothing. (is tacky).

Alot of gay boys do that - I don't, and I can't figure out why everyone else does....

[DavidMn]

Alot of gay boys do that - I don't, and I can't figure out why everyone else does....Well Iknow when I go down to the bar some guys are critical of the way I dress. I dont worry about it too much though. The way I see it, as long as the clothes are clean and so am I, that's all I'm worried about.:nod:

[foxyluva]

Well Iknow when I go down to the bar some guys are critical of the way I dress. I dont worry about it too much though. The way I see it, as long as the clothes are clean and so am I, that's all I'm worried about.:nod:

They are very critical because they are insecure with themselves, well, thats the way I see it anyway :shrug:

[DavidMn]

They are very critical because they are insecure with themselves, well, thats the way I see it anyway :shrug:You are exactly right sir. God I cant stand the preening queens that go to The Saloon. SO annoying.

[DrummerDeanna]

You are exactly right sir. God I cant stand the preening queens that go to The Saloon. SO annoying.


I know...I hate seeing queens at the Saloon! Leave it to the cowboys and gamblers!


:p

[ragandbone]

I am so bummed I had to walk away from this thread on page 2 - like leaving a really great party at 8 o'clock!

Bubblegum lipgloss is tacky...literally!

[Dark Angel]

pink ice

:shocked:

Oh thank god I'm not the only that despises that stuff. It was bad enough in the late 80's/early 90's.

[Sahara]

Feck off, Canadian! :mad:


Woow! Irish roots at all?


Also, footless tights. Bright red ones especially. *shudder* :distress:

[Dark Angel]

1. Mom jeans (from 1980, high waist, tappered ankles, small high pockets, worn with white sneakers).

2. Eyeglasses from 1980.

3. Yellow or white "blonde" hair.

4. People who wear their pyjama's (flannel bottoms or track pants and t-shirt) out in public.

5. Short pornstashes.

6. Long acrylic nails with all the designs and flowers and crap painted on them.



Agreed on all of the above...even if I did have the white blonde hair at one time. :eek:

[Johnny Stew]

People who go anywhere and then conveniently forget that the vertically-challenged people with them are their CHILDREN, and they should be looking after them and not letting them run amok to disturb other shoppers or patrons.

[Johnny Stew]

[QUOTE=amber]Ummm....I don't like lesbian porn at all. At least not any I've seen.QUOTE]Believe it or not, I've actually seen some lesbian porn -- and it is borrrrrring. It doesn't go anywhere!

Of course, I suppose I might be biased against it. :angel:

[Johnny Stew]

Ummm....I don't like lesbian porn at all. At least not any I've seen.Believe it or not, I've actually seen some lesbian porn -- and it is borrrrrring. It doesn't go anywhere!

Of course, I suppose I might be biased against it. :angel:

[catinthedark]

- doilies on living room tables

- those little miniature ceramic animals (worse, displayed on glass shelves)

- plastic covers over sofas

- plastic runners over carpets

- fake orange tans

- knee high nylons - with a too short skirt

- too much boobage on girls under the age of 16

- talking loudly on a cell phone on public transport

- filing nails in public (oh, yeah. seen it. guy at work. in the middle of meetings)

- brushing hair in public (not counting public washrooms)

[amber]

Believe it or not, I've actually seen some lesbian porn -- and it is borrrrrring. It doesn't go anywhere!

Of course, I suppose I might be biased against it. :angel:

:laugh:

That's what I thought. :shrug:

[goldustsongbird]

That's what I was talking about! And they have stupid long nails and sh*t, and make totally fake noises. I'm like "this lesbian porn is for men".
I've never seen that other "realistic" kind, though.

I hate that! I don't like really flashy porn, with the little storylines, and fancy editing. Doesn't matter if it's girl/girl or not, although of course, like you said, those tend to be really lame. I don't mind the amateur-ish type stuff. All porn is pretty funny.

[carrie721]

I hate that! I don't like really flashy porn, with the little storylines, and fancy editing. Doesn't matter if it's girl/girl or not, although of course, like you said, those tend to be really lame. I don't mind the amateur-ish type stuff. All porn is pretty funny.

so true! i've noticed that older stuff is usually better ...

whoever (amber?) said that lesbian porn is made for guys is SO right.

[goldustsongbird]

so true! i've noticed that older stuff is usually better ...

whoever (amber?) said that lesbian porn is made for guys is SO right.

Pr0n from 1970 to about 1991 is pretty funny. Especially early 90s porn... The hair, the outfits...

But it so obviously made for guys. Because everyone, men especially, know that all girls make out (and do other things) on a motorcycle while wearing high heels and hats.

[carrie721]

Pr0n from 1970 to about 1991 is pretty funny. Especially early 90s porn... The hair, the outfits...

But it so obviously made for guys. Because everyone, men especially, know that all girls make out (and do other things) on a motorcycle while wearing high heels and hats.

duh. i also never do laundry wearing anything more than underwear and stilettos. because, like, duh!

i like 70's and 80's stuff with the crazy mustaches on the dudes. that's funny ****. new porn is lame ... it's not even funny to me, it's just like ... who is getting turned on by this? it's like watching little boys with breast implants make out.

[amber]

duh. i also never do laundry wearing anything more than underwear and stilettos. because, like, duh!

That, and making out on motorcycles are actually the most realistic parts of porn....:D

[goldustsongbird]

duh. i also never do laundry wearing anything more than underwear and stilettos. because, like, duh!

i like 70's and 80's stuff with the crazy mustaches on the dudes. that's funny ****. new porn is lame ... it's not even funny to me, it's just like ... who is getting turned on by this? it's like watching little boys with breast implants make out.

Shark porn is where it's at, agreed?

[Wild_Heart03]

4. People who wear their pyjama's (flannel bottoms or track pants and t-shirt) out in public.

Oh, amen on that. I mean it's one thing to be comfortable, but it's another to just walk around in your pj's in public. Put on some real pants and then you can come back out, thanks.

[carrie721]

Shark porn is where it's at, agreed?

LOL amen to that!!

and amber - i don't know what you're talking about ... if hardcore hannah's triple G breasts aren't real, i'll eat a squirrel.

[amber]

LOL amen to that!!

and amber - i don't know what you're talking about ... if hardcore hannah's triple G breasts aren't real, i'll eat a squirrel.
:laugh:
A squirrel with breast implants?

[carrie721]

:laugh:
A squirrel with breast implants?

a squirrel with breast implants, a tail extension, and a tummy tuck.

[amber]

a squirrel with breast implants, a tail extension, and a tummy tuck.
:laugh:
Don't forget cheek implants so it can pack in more "nuts". :cool:

[carrie721]

:laugh:
Don't forget cheek implants so it can pack in more "nuts". :cool:

heh heh heh heh heh. :laugh:

you know, here in kent we have black squirrels ... i wonder if the stories are true?

[amber]

heh heh heh heh heh. :laugh:

you know, here in kent we have black squirrels ... i wonder if the stories are true?

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
damn, I have to say, we're hella stupid right now.

[carrie721]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
damn, I have to say, we're hella stupid right now.

stupid? dammit, aren't carrots supposed to be brain food? wait, no, they're not ...

[amber]

stupid? dammit, aren't carrots supposed to be brain food? wait, no, they're not ...
They're for your eyes. So, you can probably spot from a hundred yards away if what they say about the squirrels is true....

[carrie721]

They're for your eyes. So, you can probably spot from a hundred yards away if what they say about the squirrels is true....

downside of better eyesight: you can see your own stupidity SO much better.

and it turns out the stories AREN'T true because the black squirrels are canadian, which cancels out the black.

EDIT: i really sound drunk ... but i'm not!

[amber]

downside of better eyesight: you can see your own stupidity SO much better.

and it turns out the stories AREN'T true because the black squirrels are canadian, which cancels out the black.

EDIT: i really sound drunk ... but i'm not!
Are you saying black squirrels can't also be canadian?!?!?!:mad: That is so racist!









:laugh:

Also: mmmm, drunk. *drools*

[seeker007nmss]

They're for your eyes. So, you can probably spot from a hundred yards away if what they say about the squirrels is true....


"What's up with all this squirrel talk?"

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a88/Dreamtimezzz/20031129_007a_squirrel.jpg

[carrie721]

Are you saying black squirrels can't also be canadian?!?!?!:mad: That is so racist!









:laugh:

Also: mmmm, drunk. *drools*

what can i say ... a black squirrel once dropped an acorn on my head, and ever since then ... they all look the same ... :sorry:

also: i'm not!!

[seeker007nmss]

Are you saying black squirrels can't also be canadian?!?!?!:mad: That is so racist!




"Yeah, I am from Toronto... Eh!"
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a88/Dreamtimezzz/Black_Squirrel.jpg

[carrie721]

"Yeah, I am from Toronto... Eh!"
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a88/Dreamtimezzz/Black_Squirrel.jpg

that's my attacker!!!!!!!! :lol:

[amber]

what can i say ... a black squirrel once dropped an acorn on my head, and ever since then ... they all look the same ... :sorry:

also: i'm not!!

:p


A black squirrel threw a pine cone at my mom...:distress:


Wow, seeker, I've never, ever seen a black squirrel! Pretty cool.

[carrie721]

:p


A black squirrel threw a pine cone at my mom...:distress:


Wow, seeker, I've never, ever seen a black squirrel! Pretty cool.

really? they really are canadian. we have them here because years ago, some university students brought them down here to do some sort of research with them ... and whaddaya know, they multiplied! now we have black squirrels with grey tails & vice versa.

[amber]

really? they really are canadian. we have them here because years ago, some university students brought them down here to do some sort of research with them ... and whaddaya know, they multiplied! now we have black squirrels with grey tails & vice versa.

Never seen one. Which is actually pretty strange, considering the amount of nature shows I have watched. :confused: That sucks that the students were so irresponsible.

[carrie721]

Never seen one. Which is actually pretty strange, considering the amount of nature shows I have watched. :confused: That sucks that the students were so irresponsible.

yeah, i really don't know how they got away with it. seems really unethical and, y'know ... illegal. black squirrels have sort of become the town mascot now.

hey, you know what's tacky? threadjacking! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[amber]

yeah, i really don't know how they got away with it. seems really unethical and, y'know ... illegal. black squirrels have sort of become the town mascot now.

hey, you know what's tacky? threadjacking! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Right. And what else is tacky is threadjacking while wearing a wifebeater and short shorts. :wavey:

[seeker007nmss]

:p



Wow, seeker, I've never, ever seen a black squirrel! Pretty cool.

Evidently, they come in all sorts of colors.

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a88/Dreamtimezzz/grey20squirrel.gif

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a88/Dreamtimezzz/red20squirrel220_MG_935320lw.jpg

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a88/Dreamtimezzz/qgrey.jpg

[carrie721]

Right. And what else is tacky is threadjacking while wearing a wifebeater and short shorts. :wavey:

oh my god, how did you know??? *closes shades*

tacky (and dangerous) is not being able to control your kids in a parking lot. i almost ran over a toddler today. :eek:

[amber]

Evidently, they come in all sorts of colors.



http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a88/Dreamtimezzz/red20squirrel220_MG_935320lw.jpg


:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

This one is funny. It reminds me of my friend. :shocked: :p Look at its little mosquirrel!!!

[seeker007nmss]

hey, you know what's tacky? threadjacking! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

It is not threadjacking, just an intermission for self reflection on the subject at hand. :thumbsup: And to see fluff pics.

[amber]

oh my god, how did you know??? *closes shades*

tacky (and dangerous) is not being able to control your kids in a parking lot. i almost ran over a toddler today. :eek:

Yipes! Well, don't feel bad, if you practice a little more you'll get him next time. :nod:

[carrie721]

It is not threadjacking, just an intermission for self reflection on the subject at hand. :thumbsup: And to see fluff pics.

haha. i was really making fun of my own penchant for threadjacking. i'm a fan of your pics. :nod:

[seeker007nmss]

haha. i was really making fun of my own penchant for threadjacking. i'm a fan of your pics. :nod:


A fan! Then that calls for a baby giraffe...:D

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a88/Dreamtimezzz/mom20and20baby20giraffe20550.jpg

[carrie721]

A fan! Then that calls for a baby giraffe...:D

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a88/Dreamtimezzz/mom20and20baby20giraffe20550.jpg

eee! i love giraffes.

[seeker007nmss]

Well, Naptime for me. Night all!

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a88/Dreamtimezzz/sm_sleeping_kitten.jpg

[ontheEdgeof17]

-fake fireplaces

-fake indoor trees (with lights)

-liquor bottle collections

-spray on tans

-your mom

[Brad]

Oh, amen on that. I mean it's one thing to be comfortable, but it's another to just walk around in your pj's in public. Put on some real pants and then you can come back out, thanks.

That reminds me...women who go to the grocery store (or other public place) in rollers and/or a shower cap. Wow.

Brad

[eclipse]

Tacky? How bout....

**Lipstick (Red) smeared over the lips-yuck..reminds me of a clown and we all know I REALLY dislike clowns!
**Red (cracked) nail polish on dirty nails- double yuck (maybe I have issues with Red?) :rolleyes:
**Paper plates , and plastic utensils for dinner guests (Sorry my Mom brought me up to use best china and silver for guests)
** Picking at your teeth, after eating, with artificial nails-YUCK I actually know someone that does this! Go to the restroom and get a toothpick already!!!
**Snapping your fingers at a waitperson to get their attention
**Cell phone usage in general-manners seem to go out the window :eek:
** Refering to your husband/wife by their title as in, "My husband, the lawyer".... Wow I am impressed does he have a NAME?

Just a few that bug me-
thanks for letting me vent

[jannieC]

People who live beyond their means are tacky to me.

As far as porn goes, I have yet to be turned on by any of it. The participants have to be REALLY good looking for me to want to watch them have sex, and so far- that hasn't happened. Plus watching the moment of orgasm is enough to make me cringe. The whole eye rolling fakeness kills me.

[JazmenFlowers]

black squirrels
well you know what they say. once you go black, you never go back.

[BTFLCHLD]

Men who wear dress slacks (not jeans) with the shirt tucked in, displaying huge belt loops with no belt. Owen Wilson was attractive to me until he committed this offense at the mtv movie awards.

[DrummerDeanna]

Men who wear dress slacks (not jeans) with the shirt tucked in, displaying huge belt loops with no belt. Owen Wilson was attractive to me until he committed this offense at the mtv movie awards.


What if they don't need the belt? I thought a belt was to hold pants in place...not a fashion accessory :shrug:

BUT I do find this tacky:

Men in dress pants and a belt - with the belt missing one or more loops. Tacky.

[BTFLCHLD]

What if they don't need the belt? I thought a belt was to hold pants in place...not a fashion accessory :shrug: IMO it is a fashion accessory. I don't know any man who purposely purchases pants that are too big and then uses a belt to "hold" them up. Although, I have seen boys who wear the waist of the pant under their ass cheeks! In those cases, yes, the belt then is holding the pant in place to their thighs! Tacky.

[DrummerDeanna]

IMO it is a fashion accessory. I don't know any man who purposely purchases pants that are too big and then uses a belt to "hold" them up. Although, I have seen boys who wear the waist of the pant under their ass cheeks! In those cases, yes, the belt then is holding the pant in place to their thighs! Tacky.


Well I don't think it's for pants that are too big - sometimes they just need a little help staying in place :shrug:

Dunno - this thread is going to make me all self-consious :laugh:

I still see no problem with the shoes posted - and now I don't see the problem with a man not wearing a belt with dress pants....guess my hunch is correct, I'm a walking and talking fashion faux paux :p

[jannieC]

Dunno - this thread is going to make me all self-consious :laugh:

I still see no problem with the shoes posted - and now I don't see the problem with a man not wearing a belt with dress pants....guess my hunch is correct, I'm a walking and talking fashion faux paux :p
I am too, Deanna. I would never make it in the high fashion world. I'm always one step behind. :)

[cliffdweller]

I'm sure someone has already posted this, but a dress over jeans. That is one of my fashion pet peeves! Make up your mind---dress or jeans, not both! Gaw! :mad: :laugh:

[skcin]

Boys - wearing the waist of your pants below your ass, with your boxers hanging out.

Gals - wearing your jeans are so low the thong straps are visible.

Camel toe. :shocked:

Fishnet or lace stockings. I know they're supposed to be back "in" but I have yet to see anyone pull them off.

Cars that have flames painted down the sides (unless it's a classic 50's car.)

Offering people food that is stale. Or past the expiration date.

[DrummerDeanna]

Tacky: A wedding shower for and thrown by grown/adult women - and the "party favors" are little electric keychains in the shape of guitars or keyboards and fake plastic microphones. Tacky.

[cliffdweller]

Offering people food that is stale. Or past the expiration date.

Or how about people who ask you to "taste/smell this" when they think food has expired and want your opinion on the matter? Yuck!

Another tacky thing? Women (or men for that matter) who think a pot-belly is something to display for the world to see. Don't wear anything midriff or belly baring if you've got a pot-belly...contrary to popular belief, it is NOT cute!

[bikerchic]

Being invited to bridal showers but not the wedding.

Sidenote: I guess I'm the only one that has seen some really good lesbian porn. :shrug:

There really is stereotypical dyke's with mullets porn? :distress:

[cliffdweller]

Being invited to bridal showers but not the wedding.


Wow :shocked:. Has this really happened to you? F*ck tacky, that is just downright insulting!

[TwistedGypsy]

wearing a spaghetti-strap sundress with a low back ... with a bra.

walking into a restaurant 5 minutes before they close.

Girl...You know me so well! Former Hostess and Waitress:wavey:

Brit

DAMN! I didn't realize this was 11 pages, or I wouldn't have posted it. Oh well

[DrummerDeanna]

Being invited to bridal showers but not the wedding.


That is just horrible!!! That goes beyond tacky!!!



Sidenote: I guess I'm the only one that has seen some really good lesbian porn. :shrug:

There really is stereotypical dyke's with mullets porn? :distress:


Well perhaps you can recomend some good titles? :p

And sadly, there really is stereotypical dyke porn...it's geared less toward men and more toward, well...stereotypical mullet lesbians :laugh:

[bikerchic]

Wow :shocked:. Has this really happened to you? F*ck tacky, that is just downright insulting!
It's happened to me twice (and one was a relative). Actually it's kind of the norm up here. Must be a Canadian thang :shrug: Stupid Canadians :rolleyes: There, I said it before you Paula :laugh:

[skcin]

well you know what they say. once you go black, you never go back.


I am in LOVE with your sig. :nod:

[JazmenFlowers]

I am in LOVE with your sig. :nod:
thanks! it's my homage.

I realized that it really should say "those aren't my eyes" after I had spent 30 minutes on it, but I said screw it.

[skcin]

thanks! it's my homage.

I realized that it really should say "those aren't my eyes" after I had spent 30 minutes on it, but I said screw it.


That is hilarious. I just PM'd you about that. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[JazmenFlowers]

That is hilarious. I just PM'd you about that. :lol: :lol: :lol:
lol. yes, I had plans on fixing it when I get home tonight. being an English major myself, it totally pissed me off. no worries.

[chiliD]

Using a funeral as a business opportunity (for example, distributing business cards to mourners, placing cell phone calls to business clients).

Here's one that just happened to me last week:

The bass player in my band died on Memorial Day (RIP Mike, we miss you)...his funeral was last Thursday. A musician who had been in a band with him (main instrument, guitar) was hitting us up to join our band as bass player, AT THE FUNERAL! We HAVE three guitarists as is...two of us alternated playing bass to finish out the night at the gig the night Mike was taken to the hospital by paramedics. The LAST thing we need is a lead guitarist trying to pass himself off as a bass player...we have two of them already. We're looking for a REAL bass player...and anyone with ANY kind of intelligence would know that we're not going to be looking for one at our just departed one's funeral, either. What moron.

[JazmenFlowers]

Here's one that just happened to me last week:

The bass player in my band died on Memorial Day (RIP Mike, we miss you)...his funeral was last Thursday. A musician who had been in a band with him was hitting us up to join our band as bass player at the funeral. What moron.
so sorry to hear that. that's so sad.

as for the assmunch...a total loser

[DavidMn]

Here's one that just happened to me last week:

The bass player in my band died on Memorial Day (RIP Mike, we miss you)...his funeral was last Thursday. A musician who had been in a band with him (main instrument, guitar) was hitting us up to join our band as bass player, AT THE FUNERAL! We HAVE three guitarists as is...two of us alternated playing bass to finish out the night at the gig the night Mike was taken to the hospital by paramedics. The LAST thing we need is a lead guitarist trying to pass himself off as a bass player...we have two of them already. We're looking for a REAL bass player...and anyone with ANY kind of intelligence would know that we're not going to be looking for one at our just departed one's funeral, either. What moron.That's just like if someone wouldve crashed Stevie's dad's funeral and tried to get autographs. Jeez what a F***NG A**HOLE!:mad:

[seeker007nmss]

There really is stereotypical dyke's with mullets porn? :distress:


Speaking of porn...

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a88/Dreamtimezzz/laughin_kitty_154.gif

[DavidMn]

Speaking of porn...

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a88/Dreamtimezzz/laughin_kitty_154.gifThis sort of perversion shall not stand!:laugh:

[DrummerDeanna]

Tacky:

-Men (especially overweight men) in overalls
-Pompadors
-sequined socks
-pants with words across the ass (if you can easily fit the word UNIVERSITY across your ass - you probably should not adverstive that)
-people who talk and talk incessently though never seem to have anything of value to say or add to conversations.

[DavidMn]

I've got another good one!:

Old men in Speedos or Thongs on beaches. YECH!:laugh:

[Brad]

Tacky:

Wearing caps/hats in restaurants. I'm talking medium- to upper-scale...not sports bars or Denny's...anything goes there! I hate this, and it embarasses me when I go out with friends and one of them is sporting a baseball cap. I just know everyone is looking!

My grandparents are such sticklers for this that even if they have just the kids over their house for lunch on a Tuesday afternoon, they will make a comment if someone is wearing a hat at the table.

Brad

[DavidMn]

Tacky:

Wearing caps/hats in restaurants. I'm talking medium- to upper-scale...not sports bars or Denny's...anything goes there! I hate this, and it embarasses me when I go out with friends and one of them is sporting a baseball cap. I just know everyone is looking!

My grandparents are such sticklers for this that even if they have just the kids over their house for lunch on a Tuesday afternoon, they will make a comment if someone is wearing a hat at the table.

BradYeah, thats kind of a bad deal there.

[Brwn_eyes0511]

Wearing white socks with black shoes. Worse, wearing white socks (or any socks, for that matter) with sandals.

Turning tires onto their side, painting them white, and planting flowers in the middle.

Pantylines.

Wearing a bikini top to the grocery store.

Having an upholstered couch on your front porch.

Continuing to display hanging baskets with withering or dead flowers in them.

Christmas lights up all year, unless you're physically unable to take them down. And if that's the case, please don't turn them on unless it's holiday season.


This message brought to you by Paula, who's in a very snarky mood today. Anyone else care to share some tack? :D


thank GOD i'm not the only person who judges people based on what they have on! :blob2:

ALSO tacky..

Teased 80's hair

SCORTS!!! SCORTS!!! SCORTS!!!

AND...

FRENCH TIP TOE NAILS!

:(

[DavidMn]

thank GOD i'm not the only person who judges people based on what they have on! :blob2:

ALSO tacky..

Teased 80's hair

SCORTS!!! SCORTS!!! SCORTS!!!

AND...

FRENCH TIP TOE NAILS!

:(BTW, is that you in those Tommy boxers picture?

[macfanken]

A guy wearing capri pants, it might be ok in certain situations but I can't think of one right now.

[DavidMn]

A guy wearing capri pants, it might be ok in certain situations but I can't think of one right now.What are Capri pants?

[ontheEdgeof17]

A guy wearing capri pants, it might be ok in certain situations but I can't think of one right now.

:shocked:


I wear "homemade" ones all the time...

[DrummerDeanna]

What are Capri pants?


There's this thing called Google - it has all the answers. Try it.

[Brwn_eyes0511]

A guy wearing capri pants, it might be ok in certain situations but I can't think of one right now.

Whoever designed those for men.. should be shot! they look fab. on ladies (if they are the right size).. but on men.. :distress:

[DavidMn]

There's this thing called Google - it has all the answers. Try it.Ok I was just asking a question. There's no need to be sarcastic about it.

[Brwn_eyes0511]

BTW, is that you in those Tommy boxers picture?

....... yes

[Rickypt]

A guy wearing capri pants, it might be ok in certain situations but I can't think of one right now.

They are actually quite hot on the right guy. The skinny boys in Barcelona were wearing them in 2002 and looked more than ok! :nod:

[DavidMn]

....... yesNot bad. HOwd you get those abs like that? God I wish I could get half of what you have.:lol:

[Brwn_eyes0511]

They are actually quite hot on the right guy. The skinny boys in Barcelona were wearing them in 2002 and looked more than ok! :nod:

no no no.. :distress:

there are just some things men shouldn't wear.. just like there are some things women shouldn't wear.. like plaid

[bikerchic]

:shocked:


I wear "homemade" ones all the time...
Yeah, but you're from Kentucky :laugh:

[bikerchic]

There's this thing called Google - it has all the answers. Try it.
Someone **** in your cornflakes this morning?

[macfanken]

They are actually quite hot on the right guy. The skinny boys in Barcelona were wearing them in 2002 and looked more than ok! :nod:


I saw them on a short, stocky guy the other day and they didn't look very good. :laugh: I don't know anything about fashion, maybe they're ok? :shrug:

[DavidMn]

I saw them on a short, stocky guy the other day and they didn't look very good. :laugh: I don't know anything about fashion, maybe they're ok? :shrug:I agree. That doesnt sound too good.:nod:

[ontheEdgeof17]

Yeah, but you're from Kentucky :laugh:

Oh. Hell no.


West Virginia. Get it right. :p


....and I'm 2 miles from the PA border....so that should count for something.


Besides, capris look good on me. :angel:

[Brwn_eyes0511]

I don't know if this has already been covered or not but..

open-toed shoes with pantyhose

THE WORST.. THE WORST!

[skcin]

Here's one that just happened to me last week:

The bass player in my band died on Memorial Day (RIP Mike, we miss you)...his funeral was last Thursday. A musician who had been in a band with him (main instrument, guitar) was hitting us up to join our band as bass player, AT THE FUNERAL!


Sorry to hear this, Chili. And that guy is beyond tacky. He's cold, selfish, stupid, and lame.


Tacky:

-people who talk and talk incessently though never seem to have anything of value to say or add to conversations.

:xoxo: :xoxo: :xoxo:


Tacky:

Wearing caps/hats in restaurants. I'm talking medium- to upper-scale...not sports bars or Denny's...anything goes there! I hate this, and it embarasses me when I go out with friends and one of them is sporting a baseball cap. I just know everyone is looking!


Nice to see you Brad! :wavey: How's school - wait, residency? Intership? Crap, I'm sorry, I forgot. How's things? :lol:

I'll add:

Men who leave their hats or caps on during the anthem at a sporting event.

People who cheer, clap, cat-call, screech, yell, etc. before the national anthem is finished.

[skcin]

thank GOD i'm not the only person who judges people based on what they have on! :blob2:

ALSO tacky..

Teased 80's hair

SCORTS!!! SCORTS!!! SCORTS!!!

AND...

FRENCH TIP TOE NAILS!

:(


I don't judge people Brandon! Just because they're dressed tacky doesn't mean I think they're an asshole. :wavey:

And it's skorts, btw. :lol:

[macfanken]

Men who leave their hats or caps on during the anthem at a sporting event.


Female singers who leave their hats on while they are taking a bow. :eek: :lol:

Just kidding.

[Brwn_eyes0511]

I don't judge people Brandon! Just because they're dressed tacky doesn't mean I think they're an asshole. :wavey:

And it's skorts, btw. :lol:

Scorts/Skorts.. WTF eva.. :lol: they are a no-no!

And of course I was just teasing about the "judging" bit.. ;)

[Rickypt]

short, stocky guy

That was the problem. They look nice on tallish skinny boys with nice calves and bums.:thumbsup:

[macfanken]

That was the problem. They look nice on tallish skinny boys with nice calves and bums.:thumbsup:


He also had a man-purse, from a distance I thought he was a middle-aged female tourist. :lol:

[Brad]

Nice to see you Brad! :wavey: How's school - wait, residency? Intership? Crap, I'm sorry, I forgot. How's things? :lol:

Hi! Nice to see you too! Things are going well. I'm still on my nice long three-month break. I start orientation next Wednesday, then my residency (my internship is built into my residency as the first year) starts July 1. I'm about to be in for a rude awakening when I can't sleep til 10:00 anymore!

Take care, and I'm sure I'll be back with more tacky!

Brad

[skcin]

People who wear hospital scrubs out in public. I mean, hey, if you're on lunch I understand. But at the mall or a picnic with your family?

Shirts that say "No fat chicks" or "I'm with stupid."

Wedding headbands that go across the forehead & go down into a V, with a bead dangling down between your eyebrows.

Unmanicured brows. They don't have to be thin, but trim those f*ckers once in a while!

[Rickypt]

All I have to say is I'm happy I live in San Francisco because I never see most of the stuff you are all talking about, except with some tourists on the cable car. We have our problems, but tackiness ain't one of them.

[amber]

All I have to say is I'm happy I live in San Francisco because I never see most of the stuff you are all talking about, except with some tourists on the cable car. We have our problems, but tackiness ain't one of them.
I've seen some men wearing things I wouldn't recommend...:shocked: mainly various forms of too tight/too young shirts w/larger bellies.


Otherwise, I don't see these things, either.

[amber]

Oh, and I really, really, really, really hate french tip toe manicures, too. I'm not sure if they're tacky, I just think they are extremely ugly. Long toenails REALLY gross me out.

[Brwn_eyes0511]

Oh, and I really, really, really, really hate french tip toe manicures, too. I'm not sure if they're tacky, I just think they are extremely ugly. Long toenails REALLY gross me out.

OMG! we totally agree on this.. I HATE long toenails! HATE!

[amber]

OMG! we totally agree on this.. I HATE long toenails! HATE!
I know, I saw you said that and was reminded of how very, very gross long toenails are. I think they should be well below the top of your toe. Sadly, that actually is something I see quite a bit of, here.

[DrummerDeanna]

I know, I saw you said that and was reminded of how very, very gross long toenails are. I think they should be well below the top of your toe. Sadly, that actually is something I see quite a bit of, here.


I always wonder how people with long toenails wear shoes/socks..I mean don't they get in the way?

I would agree that they're gross. I take great pride in my feet and my toenails are always trimmed to perfection...I can't understand how one can even let them get remotely long *shudder*

[BTFLCHLD]

Who do you people hang with? :lol:

1) Pet Peeve: People who drag their feet.

[bikerchic]

I think they should be well below the top of your toe.
Very bad. May lead to ingrown toenails. They should be trimmed so that they are right at the edge of your toe.

I like french pedie's. They should not be longer then the toe though. They may appear that way because of the way they are white tipped. I think they make your feet look really clean. But of course they should only be on well kept feet.

[amber]

I always wonder how people with long toenails wear shoes/socks..I mean don't they get in the way?

I would agree that they're gross. I take great pride in my feet and my toenails are always trimmed to perfection...I can't understand how one can even let them get remotely long *shudder*

I was shocked the first time I saw it. Mostly I see it on Asian or AFA women. :shrug: Before I first moved here, it had previously been that "everyone" knew that fake fingernails were trashy/tacky, and no one had them. It just wasn't a thing, or rather it was a thing poor white trash would like.
Yet, I move here, and they're common. :confused:

And, I've never had an ingrown toenail, and if I had i still wouldn't keep my toenails that long, because it looks disgusting.

[The Tower]

Fanny packs.

Wearing jeans and a dress at the same time.

The latest fashion fad of cuffing jeans to capri length. That. Is. The. Worst.

Capri pants on anyone under 5' 9" and/or overweight. If one is already short and dumpy, cropped pants only increases the image of shortness and dumpiness.

Wearing flip-flops everywhere. If you're not at the pool, the beach, or in a public shower, you shouldn't be wearing them.

Chest hair on a woman. Yes, I have seen it.

[BTFLCHLD]

I don't like the white-tips on toenails. It looks fake as hell...way too white!

[bikerchic]

And, I've never had an ingrown toenail, and if I had i still wouldn't keep my toenails that long, because it looks disgusting.
You might change your mind if you ever get one, I hear they are really painful. I always think that too short of a toenail (specially the big toe) makes the toe look so fat and round, with all that skin showing around the top. The nail tends to grow wider, rather then its natual route of longer, which then is actually widening the toe.

[bretonbanquet]

Man, this is one bitchy thread ;)

[bikerchic]

Man, this is one bitchy thread ;)
I know. Personal hygiene is very......well.....personal :laugh:

[amber]

You might change your mind if you ever get one, I hear they are really painful. I always think that too short of a toenail (specially the big toe) makes the toe look so fat and round, with all that skin showing around the top. The nail tends to grow wider, rather then its natual route of longer, which then is actually widening the toe.

I don't like long toes, so I don't think that looks bad.

[goldie]

They are called "bathtub Madonnas" I have never seen one in person, but my friend wanted to name his band the Bathtub Madonnas. Here is a Wkipedia link with photo:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bathtub_madonna


AKA "Mary in a half shell"

[DrummerDeanna]

I don't like long toes, so I don't think that looks bad.

I agree, long toes freak me out. My feet are actually a part of myself I don't dislike :laugh: Perhaps I'll put a picture of them up here :p

Seriously though, until this thread I'd never even heard of people doing French Manicures on their toes...plain polish...sure..but French Manicure? Never seen it...but the image of it in my head is quite silly.

[bikerchic]

I agree, long toes freak me out. My feet are actually a part of myself I don't dislike :laugh: Perhaps I'll put a picture of them up here :p

Seriously though, until this thread I'd never even heard of people doing French Manicures on their toes...plain polish...sure..but French Manicure? Never seen it...but the image of it in my head is quite silly.

I don't think a french pedie looks bad. I think this looks nice. There's just something so clean looking about it :shrug: Whatev. :)

http://www.saga.fi/beauty/assets/images/french_200px.jpg

[DrummerDeanna]

I don't think a french pedie looks bad. I think this looks nice. There's just something so clean looking about it :shrug: Whatev. :)

http://www.saga.fi/beauty/assets/images/french_200px.jpg


Hey! You're right...that doesn't look bad at all....that's not at all what I was picturing though :laugh:

[amber]

I don't think a french pedie looks bad. I think this looks nice. There's just something so clean looking about it :shrug: Whatev. :)

http://www.saga.fi/beauty/assets/images/french_200px.jpg

The first toenail looks okay, the rest are too long. Those also look strangely like my toes. :laugh: Except, of course, with different nails. I don't have a gripe with the french tip part, I have a problem with nails being too long to accomodate the french tip. French tips are pretty, long toenails are not. For instance, I would get a fake french one, where my toenails were really short, but with a white strip at the top. In theory.

P.S. I've never seen it look that good on an actual person.

[bikerchic]

The first toe looks okay, the rest are too long. Those also look strangely like my toes. :laugh: Except, of course, with different nails. P.S. I've never seen it look that good on an actual person.
I'm getting one in a couple of weeks for a wedding. I'll post a picture :laugh:

[amber]

I'm getting one in a couple of weeks for a wedding. I'll post a picture :laugh:


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

[seeker007nmss]

Since we are on a feet thing....


http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a88/Dreamtimezzz/20021108-boomer-bigfeet-2.jpg

[bikerchic]

^^ That's addorable! It made me think of another tacky. Dogs with their nails painted. This seems to be very popular with poodles, especially with red.

[seeker007nmss]

^^ That's addorable! It made me think of another tacky. Dogs with their nails painted. This seems to be very popular with poodles, especially with red.

Or dogs in little outfits. Poor Pups! They are dogs! not dressup dolls.

[goldustsongbird]

I don't think a french pedie looks bad. I think this looks nice. There's just something so clean looking about it :shrug: Whatev. :)

http://www.saga.fi/beauty/assets/images/french_200px.jpg

Ah, that's another thing I find tacky: toe rings. WTF.

[seeker007nmss]

I find tacky things that generally start out as an individual expression and then turn into a mainstream sheep thing long past the time when they should have stopped. Then tattoo on the lower back - above butt- on women. Also too many piercings - the nose ones make me wonder what happens during cold season. Also Tattoos on the face. Unless you are a South Pacific Warrior of course. :shocked:

[amber]

Ah, that's another thing I find tacky: toe rings. WTF.

No. You have to wear jewelry everywhere you can possibly do it. I have one I haven't taken off for a few years because my mom got it for me for my b-day. I LOVE toe rings, I think they are sooooo cute. I have long toes, so I'm always trying to make them look better. And yes, everyone, I like anklets as well. Although generally I make them myself out of beads, in nice natural-ey/crunchy colors...you know, summer with the natives and all that look. Silver and gold anklets not as much. And I agree, you don't wear anklets under pantyhose. Even if it isn't tacky, it's aesthetically displeasing. I hate that. :laugh:

[amber]

I find tacky things that generally start out as an individual expression and then turn into a mainstream sheep thing long past the time when they should have stopped. Then tattoo on the lower back - above butt- on women. Also too many piercings - the nose ones make me wonder what happens during cold season. Also Tattoos on the face. Unless you are a South Pacific Warrior of course. :shocked:

You would be a sad, sad, sad man if you lived here, or in Chico. :laugh:

[seeker007nmss]

You would be a sad, sad, sad man if you lived here, or in Chico. :laugh:

Nah, I think I am just an old,old,old, fart. What you think as cool in the 20's, doesn't seem that way when you are in your 40's.

[amber]

Nah, I think I am just an old,old,old, fart. What you think as cool in the 20's, doesn't seem that way when you are in your 40's.
But that wasn't in style when you were in your twenties, so that means you never liked it.
Also, a lot of older people here have piercings and tattoos. :woohoo: I mean, in their 40's.

[seeker007nmss]

But that wasn't in style when you were in your twenties, so that means you never liked it.
Also, a lot of older people here have piercings and tattoos. :woohoo: I mean, in their 40's.

I think there are tasteful ways to do them, and tacky ways. Tacky ways seem to be most prevalent. :lol:

[amber]

I think there are tasteful ways to do them, and tacky ways. Tacky ways seem to be most prevalent. :lol:
Well, originally the people who got them were punkers, who obviously don't care what mainstream society thinks is "tasteful" or "tacky". And I'm sure many later piercees still don't care what certain portions of society would think is "tacky".

[Brad]

Wearing flip-flops everywhere. If you're not at the pool, the beach, or in a public shower, you shouldn't be wearing them.

Really? In spring- and summertime, my flip-flops seem to be permanently attached to me. Unless I'm going to church/work/nice restaurant, my Rainbows practically don't leave my feet six months out of the year. I don't know, I just don't see anything wrong with it...unless you've got nasty feet/toes.

Brad

[skcin]

Capri pants on anyone under 5' 9" and/or overweight. If one is already short and dumpy, cropped pants only increases the image of shortness and dumpiness.



Kiss my short dumpy ass, you bitchy old queen. :wavey:

I know you're right, but I wear them anyway. :o



Really? In spring- and summertime, my flip-flops seem to be permanently attached to me. Unless I'm going to church/work/nice restaurant, my Rainbows practically don't leave my feet six months out of the year. I don't know, I just don't see anything wrong with it...unless you've got nasty feet/toes.

Brad

What are Rainbows? Is that a gay thing? Wait, I don't think you're gay - are you? :shrug: You must be, all the rest of the hot men on this board are. :laugh: I don't mind if people wear nice leather thong sandals, but those $3 **** flip-flops from the drugstore should only be worn at the beach.


French pedi - eh. I had it done once for a wedding, but my toenails were not long. It looked nice, butI wouldn't do it regularly. And long toenails are f*cking gross. Ick.

BTW - you can clip them short & avoid ingrown toenails, just don't cut them really rounded, do more of a flat straight across cut. This hygiene tip brought to you by Paula Z, RN! :D:

[catinthedark]

No. You have to wear jewelry everywhere you can possibly do it. I have one I haven't taken off for a few years because my mom got it for me for my b-day. I LOVE toe rings, I think they are sooooo cute.


i'm with you there - i wear six rings on my fingers every single day - and i have a toe ring. i love them all.

also - i look good in capris - and i'm only 5'5"! :laugh:

and if i could afford a french pedicure/manicure on a regular basis, i'd do it more often than i do. i mostly do my own toes and fingers - but once a summer i splurge for a french pedicure. i agree with whoever said it looks clean and pretty. :nod:

[xdreamsunwindx]

http://www.kappadelta.org/Media/Images/Shop%20KD/Vera-Bradley2totesW250x.jpg

http://mary-kateandashley.com/fashion_forward/images/mka_boho_chic_150.jpg

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0007YYEYM.16._AA260_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

+

http://www.womens-fashion-boots-shoes.com/images/uggs/lilac.jpg

= :[

[BTFLCHLD]

I don't like the white-tips on toenails. It looks fake as hell...way too white! OK so I was wrong. I went with sis tonight to have pedis and we both decided to go french. We love them! :D

[Brad]

What are Rainbows? Is that a gay thing? Wait, I don't think you're gay - are you? :shrug: You must be, all the rest of the hot men on this board are. :laugh: I don't mind if people wear nice leather thong sandals, but those $3 **** flip-flops from the drugstore should only be worn at the beach

LOL! No, I'm not gay. (1 in a million guys on here, I know!) I don't think Rainbows (http://www.rainbowsandals.com/) are necessarily either, at least I've never known them to be associated. They were just a popular brand of leather flip-flops that it seemed everyone at my undergrad wore, and I've just been getting them ever since then because they're very comfortable and last forever. I guess you can put them in the same category with aviator sunglasses, popped collars, and seersucker suits...something to do with the utter ridiculousness that is college Greek life!

Brad

[The Tower]

Really? In spring- and summertime, my flip-flops seem to be permanently attached to me. Unless I'm going to church/work/nice restaurant, my Rainbows practically don't leave my feet six months out of the year. I don't know, I just don't see anything wrong with it...unless you've got nasty feet/toes.

Brad
Listen, honey- those flip-flop things are a tragedy and do not belong on your feet unless you are in an aquatically challenged area. Yes, there is something wrong with it. Flip-flops/thongs <---- as we called it back in the day- are extremely casual wear. Like Comfyshorts or a bathing suit or trunks fer chrissakes!!! They are NOT to worn to anything outside of your abode. Period.

Kiss my short dumpy ass, you bitchy old queen. :wavey:
Suck it up, honey. Where the hell is Jason when I need him??? JEEZUS!!!!

I know you're right, but I wear them anyway. :o [/SIZE]
Exactly. And they're horrible. Paula, honey, my virtual memory is not remembering you as --short--, so I'm guessing you're alright- although to be honest with you, the only person who can even remotely pull off capris is Nicole Kidman- and even she has a tendency to look awful in them.....

also - i look good in capris - and i'm only 5'5"! :laugh:

No ya don't. I guarantee it. Put on a pair of pants with long, slim legs and repeat that sentence back to me.

http://www.womens-fashion-boots-shoes.com/images/uggs/lilac.jpg
Honey, you know I love you and it's really a shame we don't talk more often. I totally forgot the Absolute Nazzzztyness that is the Abomination that is mother****ing piece-of-****-****ing Ugg Boots. The absolute ZENITH of tacky, disgusting, bad-taste, idiotic, piece-of-****-stupidity I have ever seen in my entire life.

I swear to gawd, I want to kill every stoopid, vapid bitch that wears these pieces of ****.

---End Rant----

[amber]

Honey, you know I love you and it's really a shame we don't talk more often. I totally forgot the Absolute Nazzzztyness that is the Abomination that is mother****ing piece-of-****-****ing Ugg Boots. The absolute ZENITH of tacky, disgusting, bad-taste, idiotic, piece-of-****-stupidity I have ever seen in my entire life.

I swear to gawd, I want to kill every stoopid, vapid bitch that wears these pieces of ****.

---End Rant----

Talking about Uggs being Tacky is so Dissention-thought-of-it-a-year-and-a-half ago-and-several-people-discussed-it-at-length-in-fact-I-think-I-remember-that-exact-picture. :rolleyes: Which, of course, is tacky - but in no way diminishes the yuckiness of the boots. I don't hate them as vehemently. I think I may be desensitized from seeing so many packs of teeny Asian girls wearing them. I've built up immunity. :angel:

Listen, honey- those flip-flop things are a tragedy and do not belong on your feet unless you are in an aquatically challenged area. Yes, there is something wrong with it. Flip-flops/thongs <---- as we called it back in the day- are extremely casual wear. Like Comfyshorts or a bathing suit or trunks fer chrissakes!!! They are NOT to worn to anything outside of your abode. Period.

What about girl dress thongs? You know, nice sandal thongs. Made of things that aren't rubber.

Exactly. And they're horrible. Paula, honey, my virtual memory is not remembering you as --short--, so I'm guessing you're alright- although to be honest with you, the only person who can even remotely pull off capris is Nicole Kidman- and even she has a tendency to look awful in them.....

I'm assuming since you hate Capris, you also hate these things:

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y12/antisnark/V254092.jpg

And if my hunch is right, you are going to be one sad, sad, angry man the next time you see me. But let me explain why above pants are cute: They make your waist look cute, or rather if you have a cute waist they accentuate it well. And as you may imagine, they flatter larger thighs as well. Has it become a crime to be short while I wasn't looking? :confused: I like being short. Short girls are cuter, because they are smaller. :laugh:
I've also worn a dress over thin silken pants. Not jeans, but still. It looked really cute, too. But not with flats, higher heels only. :woohoo:

I should probably bring a gun just for protection if we meet....:laugh:

---End of attempted but no doubt futile rebuttal---

[diamondsnake]

A guy wearing capri pants, it might be ok in certain situations but I can't think of one right now.

I hate that! It is ridiculous-looking. How can they not know how silly they look?

[jannieC]

Hm, I wear my flip flops a lot. I also think a French Manicure of (short) toenails looks nice. That's two strikes against me!

A couple of months ago I had an ingrown toenail that became so infected that I had to go to the doctor. I thought she would cut it out or something, but she wouldn't touch it. :lol: Gave me an antibitotic. It was the grossest thing I'd ever seen in my life- I thought I was going to lose my damned toe. Anyway, I keep my toenails very short and neat- some people are just more prone to them than others.

[GODDESS6]

OK so I was wrong. I went with sis tonight to have pedis and we both decided to go french. We love them! :D
i have a french pedi too:o ~

[skcin]

i have a french pedi too:o ~


No worries, sweetie. As long as your nails aren't long & curling over your toes, you're fine in my book. :nod:

[skcin]

http://www.kappadelta.org/Media/Images/Shop%20KD/Vera-Bradley2totesW250x.jpg



I don't get these either. :shrug: Gaudy as all get out. Tack, tack, tack. :distress:

[jannieC]

I don't get these either. :shrug: Gaudy as all get out. Tack, tack, tack. :distress:
Not only are they ugly, tacky, and gaudy- they're ridiculously expensive!