The new cast of Surreal Life [Archive]

Livia

01-30-2006, 11:34 PM

:eek:

Premiering in March, the new season of VH1's hit show "The Surreal Life" features Poison's C.C. Deville with housemates Sherman Helmsley ("The Jeffersons"), Steve Harwell (Smashmouth), Florence Henderson ("The Brady Bunch"), Tawny Kitaen (of Jaguar hood-writhing Whitesnake video fame), Andrea Lowell (Playboy TV), and the recently gender-swapped Alexis Arquette.

Miss Vicky

01-30-2006, 11:42 PM

:eek:

Premiering in March, the new season of VH1's hit show "The Surreal Life" features Poison's C.C. Deville with housemates Sherman Helmsley ("The Jeffersons"), Steve Harwell (Smashmouth), Florence Henderson ("The Brady Bunch"), Tawny Kitaen (of Jaguar hood-writhing Whitesnake video fame), Andrea Lowell (Playboy TV), and the recently gender-swapped Alexis Arquette.

I was wondering if/when they were going to premiere a new season. I've been watching "Flavor of Love" - which is a really stupid show but it's hilarious to see just what these dumb whores will do - and it's just not the same.

Too bad none of men in the upcoming season are attractive. Marcus and Christopher made for some nice eye candy last time (on the other hand, watching them meant having to see China Doll and that nearly killed all the pleasure).

dissention

01-30-2006, 11:47 PM

Tawny Kitaen???

BITCH IS CRAZY!!

ontheEdgeof17

01-30-2006, 11:58 PM

Tawny Kitaen???

BITCH IS CRAZY!!

She was at Stevie's show in Vegas last August.

dissention

01-31-2006, 12:04 AM

She was at Stevie's show in Vegas last August.

Are you serious? That woman is all different kinds of ****ed up. This will be a must see. I remember when she was in the Whitesnake videos and on The New WKRP In Cincinatti, way before she became a drug addict, began keying cars, got her kids taken away, and beat up her husband.

Oh, and Da Brat? She's now dating David Gest. I'd post pics, but I wouldn't want you to throw up.

GypsySorcerer

01-31-2006, 12:07 AM

Oh, and Da Brat? She's now dating David Gest. I'd post pics, but I wouldn't want you to throw up.

Whaaaat? Oh my God.

dissention

01-31-2006, 12:08 AM

Whaaaat? Oh my God.

That pairing proves there is no God. They were snapped swapping spit and I just about lost all bladder control when I saw them.

GypsySorcerer

01-31-2006, 12:09 AM

That pairing proves there is no God. They were snapped swapping spit and I just about lost all bladder control when I saw them.

You're kidding, right? :eek: :laugh: I'm speechless.

ontheEdgeof17

01-31-2006, 12:10 AM

You're kidding, right? :eek: :laugh: I'm speechless.

Happy Monday:

http://www.boomspeed.com/allhailme/012806_davidgestdabrat.jpg

from pinkisthenewblog.com

GypsySorcerer

01-31-2006, 12:13 AM

:eek: Nauseating.

ontheEdgeof17

01-31-2006, 12:14 AM

:eek: Nauseating.

I would throw up, too...but I want to keep the Chick-Fil-A in my belly.

amber

01-31-2006, 12:37 AM

Sherman Hemsley! Sherman Hemsley! :blob2:

Tawny Kitaen! Tawny Kitaen! :blob1:

HURRAY!!!

S'okay, Mrs. Brady will keep them all in line.

If any of you want to wish Sherm a happy birthday, it's on Wednesday. :laugh:

*by the way, Diss, I was out for ten minutes after viewing that pic. It went like this:
:shocked: :eek: *thud*......... "Where am I?"

I'm thinking of bringing a personal injury suit against you. :cool:
"My eyes!!! My beautiful eyes!! Arggghhhhnoooooooooheeeeeellllpppp!!!!!

Brwn_eyes0511

01-31-2006, 12:42 AM

Oh, and Da Brat? She's now dating David Gest. I'd post pics, but I wouldn't want you to throw up.

OMG! WTF?

So glad Liza May is out of that ****ttttttt!

macfanken

01-31-2006, 12:47 AM

Happy Monday:

http://www.boomspeed.com/allhailme/012806_davidgestdabrat.jpg

from pinkisthenewblog.com

he still kisses like a fish.

amber

01-31-2006, 12:50 AM

If anyone else "quotes" that picture, I don't care who you are or where you live, I will hunt you down like a dog and smash your face. Unless I die from viewing it first, which is what I suspect will happen.

dissention

01-31-2006, 12:54 AM

*by the way, Diss, I was out for ten minutes after viewing that pic. It went like this:
:shocked: :eek: *thud*......... "Where am I?"

I'm thinking of bringing a personal injury suit against you. :cool:
"My eyes!!! My beautiful eyes!! Arggghhhhnoooooooooheeeeeellllpppp!!!!!

Hey! I said I wasn't going to post it, Curtis is the one who did! I don't want to see that heinous **** any more than you do. Though I've got some shots of Star Jones in a bathing suit if you wanna see them.

amber

01-31-2006, 12:57 AM

Hey! I said I wasn't going to post it, Curtis is the one who did! I don't want to see that heinous **** any more than you do. Though I've got some shots of Star Jones in a bathing suit if you wanna see them.

Sorry. I had to scroll past really fast as soon as I saw it and mistook who posted it. :sorry:

Oh god...:distress:

Oh, the humanity....:distress:

dissention

01-31-2006, 01:01 AM

Sorry. I had to scroll past really fast as soon as I saw it and mistook who posted it. :sorry:

Oh god...:distress:

Oh, the humanity....:distress:

Every time those photos are viewed, an angel gets AIDS.

Red

01-31-2006, 01:06 AM

Every time those photos are viewed, an angel gets AIDS.

*spewwwww*
I am literally wiping tears from my eyes - that was so damn hilarious.

Jesus Christ, how did this happen? Da Brat? Da What?
Anyway, this season doesn't look as good a seasons past. Gimme some Ms. Dickinson any day.

amber

01-31-2006, 01:08 AM

Every time those photos are viewed, an angel gets AIDS.

:lol: :lol:

Every time Da Brat & David Gest kiss a kitten in heaven eats a bunny with AIDS and then gets run over by a heaven car.

ontheEdgeof17

01-31-2006, 01:22 AM

If anyone else "quotes" that picture, I don't care who you are or where you live, I will hunt you down like a dog and smash your face. Unless I die from viewing it first, which is what I suspect will happen.

You are so jealous of Da Brat you cant stand it. You want Gest to be a guest in your body. Ohhhhh yeah!

amber

01-31-2006, 01:28 AM

You are so jealous of Da Brat you cant stand it. You want Gest to be a guest in your body. Ohhhhh yeah!

Goddammit Curtie, I'm trying to eat!!!:mad:

*thanks for the spelling correct on the name, though. :nod:

golden braid

01-31-2006, 02:09 AM

:eek:

Premiering in March, the new season of VH1's hit show "The Surreal Life"
I was wondering when it was going to start again. I think this year's cast will be very interesting, especially with CC and Tawney in the house. I didn't like last year's cast too much. I got tired of hearing Janice and Omarosa bitching back and forth all the time. That's all the show was.

sparky

01-31-2006, 04:13 AM

Tawny Kitaen???

BITCH IS CRAZY!!

YOU HAVE NO IDEA.

I can't believe this is just airing. One of my best friends did this show. On set 12-16 hours a day. You would not believe the **** that didn't make it on camera.

It is all way too brutal for public posting.

I'd say PM me if you want the scoop, but what's the point ?

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

GODDESS6

01-31-2006, 07:13 AM

:eek:

Premiering in March, the new season of VH1's hit show "The Surreal Life" features Poison's C.C. Deville with housemates Sherman Helmsley ("The Jeffersons"), Steve Harwell (Smashmouth), Florence Henderson ("The Brady Bunch"), Tawny Kitaen (of Jaguar hood-writhing Whitesnake video fame), Andrea Lowell (Playboy TV), and the recently gender-swapped Alexis Arquette.:blob1:
whoot, i am happy, i love these shows, they are a riot, i think nothing will compare to last season tho w/ janice~

SuzeQuze

01-31-2006, 08:22 AM

YOU HAVE NO IDEA.

I can't believe this is just airing. One of my best friends did this show. On set 12-16 hours a day. You would not believe the **** that didn't make it on camera.

It is all way too brutal for public posting.

I'd say PM me if you want the scoop, but what's the point ?

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Is the point you won't give us the scoop anyway? If so, damn. If not, check your PMs. ;)

gldstwmn

01-31-2006, 11:21 AM

:eek:

Premiering in March, the new season of VH1's hit show "The Surreal Life" features Poison's C.C. Deville with housemates Sherman Helmsley ("The Jeffersons"), Steve Harwell (Smashmouth), Florence Henderson ("The Brady Bunch"), Tawny Kitaen (of Jaguar hood-writhing Whitesnake video fame), Andrea Lowell (Playboy TV), and the recently gender-swapped Alexis Arquette.

This should be interesting. :lol:

SuzeQuze

01-31-2006, 11:41 AM

This should be interesting. :lol:

Totally! CC pick up that guitar and ah, talk to me!

gldstwmn

01-31-2006, 03:08 PM

YOU HAVE NO IDEA.

I can't believe this is just airing. One of my best friends did this show. On set 12-16 hours a day. You would not believe the **** that didn't make it on camera.

It is all way too brutal for public posting.

I'd say PM me if you want the scoop, but what's the point ?

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Please do tell dear.