Ha Ha! Laugh at Star Jones

[vermicious knid]

For a chuckle or two, go read the Amazon.com reviews of Star Jones new book here (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0060824182/ref=dp_return_1/103-7197770-9204601?%5Fencoding=UTF8&n=283155&s=books). So far 21 of the 32 reviews give it one star. The posts have titles like "Give me a break", "Is she serious?", and "There goes my lunch".

Sample review:
Wow, I cannot belive someone was dumb enough to give Star Jones a book deal. Not only that, she is writing a guide on how to find love and spirtual happiness. Remember folks, this is the seahag who, after the devistating Tsunami in 2004 got on TV and instead of sending thoughts and prayers to the victims she said that "God spared me", I think Jon Stewart put it best when he said that God just missed her, not spared her. She won't come clean about how she really lost all her weight. Read: Lap band surgery. OR all the reports of her Huzzband's previous Fire Island, speedo wearing, Bam-Bam lifestyle. If you are looking for a REAL guide on life, love, and relationships I would stear clear from the Star Jones fairy tale that she has invented in her head, and wants us all to belive. But if you are looking for a good laugh and some vomit enducing passages about her and Gal's sex life (eww! I vomited from mentioning that), then Pick up "SWine: The Star Jones guide to being a self deluded washed up hag with a husband as straight as Tom Cruise is sane, oh yeah he's straight too." Hey Star, call me when Al's Guide to decorating your closet comes out.

[dissention]

For a chuckle or eighty-five, go to her blog that I've kindly linked to in my signature, along with one of the most amazing quotes from the book.

"Shine" ranks as one of the greatest books in my entire library. I am going to get so much mileage out of that things for years to come. A couple of friends and I each bought copies and have been having a blast coming across great new passages and calling each other up to giggle.

I LOVE YOU AND YOUR GLORIOUS POPOZAOOOOOOO, STAR!!!

[amber]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[dissention]

BTW, don't even bother posting on her blog if you drink the Haterade, you heathens.

"I will debate and discuss an issue with you but anything that falls under the category of pure hateration will just be deleted from my blog."

Gotta love that fierce ghetto bitch!

[Karlie]

Haha... hateration... :laugh:

[CelticGypsy]

Maybe ole Star can give some advice to that desperate lady doctor on "The Bachelor" on how to find a hubby:lol: What the heck was in the champagne they were serving at that party:lol: :eek:

[sara1998]

For a chuckle or eighty-five, go to her blog that I've kindly linked to in my signature, along with one of the most amazing quotes from the book.
Thank you so much... now I have something to keep me busy at work today!:lol:

[sara1998]

Reviewer: Anonymous (new york, ny United States) - See all my reviews
What a horrible, disgusting piece of trash! Star Jones Reynolds is a gross, vomit-inducing, narcissistic windbag whose primary motivation is greed. I wish she and her "butter-colored" husband would go away. Blech.

Diss... is this you??? hahahahaha!!!!

[ontheEdgeof17]

Well, the sad part is that these people bought the book in the first place.:shocked:

[jannieC]

Am I missing something? Where can one comment if so inclined?

[hayley]

Am I missing something? Where can one comment if so inclined?
She took down the ability to comment. After all the Haterade that immediately came, she deleted the blog entirely, then put it back up with comments disabled.

[jannieC]

She took down the ability to comment. After all the Haterade that immediately came, she deleted the blog entirely, then put it back up with comments disabled.
Oh pu-lease. I wish more interesting celebrities would blog. :shrug:

[dissention]

She took down the ability to comment. After all the Haterade that immediately came, she deleted the blog entirely, then put it back up with comments disabled.

I wouldn't be expecting many more blog entires in the future, either, which is a shame. If her post touting her placement on the Amazon charts was any indication, that **** was gearing up to be divine.

She's going on a book tour and if she comes to Boston, I'm so going to get my copy signed. That sow had better be prepared to take a photo with me, too.

[JazmenFlowers]

I wouldn't be expecting many more blog entires in the future, either, which is a shame. If her post touting her placement on the Amazon charts was any indication, that **** was gearing up to be divine.

She's going on a book tour and if she comes to Boston, I'm so going to get my copy signed. That sow had better be prepared to take a photo with me, too.
LOL.

and you better be prepared to post it.

[dissention]

LOL.

and you better be prepared to post it.

Her likeliness to E.T. these days is striking.

[JazmenFlowers]

Her likeliness to E.T. these days is striking.
yeah, tho she's too ghetto for big-budget, she's more Mac from "Mac and Me"

when her book first came out Perez Hilton photoshopped the cover to hell...every single thing he/his readers could come up was used as the cover...changing the title of the book to fit the picture...it was hilarious

[DavidMn]

I wonder if Star Jones was Miss Cleo?:lol:

[vermicious knid]

Lots of one-star reviews have been getting deleted. They kept piling up, and now they are gone, but guess what? The five star reviews are still there! The average review is now three and a half stars.

[jkmaletic]

Her likeliness to E.T. these days is striking.

Really! If she drops any more weight I believe her eyes will bulge so much they will just fall out of her skull.

[CelticGypsy]

Really! If she drops any more weight I believe her eyes will bulge so much they will just fall out of her skull.


I was watching "The View" today and maybe Star has a thyroid problem and that is why her eyes are that way. It is scary when Star looked smaller than the rest of the women that were on today. They had some new actress taking Meredith's place and she looked big compared to Star Jones. Now that is one sentence I never thought I would type out:lol:

How in the world did Elisabeth get the View job:shrug: She is so ditsy and has nothing interesting to say:mad: Wish they had kept Lisa Ling. She was very smart:nod: Even that blonde Debbie was more interesting than Elisabeth and they fired her:mad:

[jkmaletic]

yeah, tho she's too ghetto for big-budget, she's more Mac from "Mac and Me"

when her book first came out Perez Hilton photoshopped the cover to hell...every single thing he/his readers could come up was used as the cover...changing the title of the book to fit the picture...it was hilarious


:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Mac from "Mac and Me"!! How the hell did you remember that? Too funny!

[irishgrl]

For a chuckle or eighty-five, go to her blog that I've kindly linked to in my signature, along with one of the most amazing quotes from the book.

"Shine" ranks as one of the greatest books in my entire library. I am going to get so much mileage out of that things for years to come. A couple of friends and I each bought copies and have been having a blast coming across great new passages and calling each other up to giggle.

I LOVE YOU AND YOUR GLORIOUS POPOZAOOOOOOO, STAR!!!
Diss, I tried the link and its restricted access?

[dissention]

This is so rich. And shamelessly stole from Oh No They Didn't (http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/5235366.html).

http://dlisted.blogspot.com/2006/01/come-see-me-star.html

One of my our hot readers, Clamzilla wrote to me about Star Jones' tirade on yesterday's The View. Star basically went off on all of us that call her a fat cow behind our computer screens, but don't have the balls to say it to her face!

Here's what Clamzilla wrote:

She took over the entire first segment to moan and bitch about how she has gotten all this hateful e-mail and seen posts on-line at the gossip sites (she must be a D-List reader, we already know she's a Dlister) that call her ~ get ready for it ~ a "fat See You Next Tuesday." Of course the dimwitted Elizabeth Hassleback had to press it over and over. "What does that mean? I don't get it. 'See You Next Tuesday'?" Meanwhile Meredith and Joy just looked embarrassed because you just know they are two of the anonymous e-mailers.

Anyway, Starlet the Hutt ended up using sign language to form a "C" and a "U" and then said "N" and Elizabeth still sat there with the vapid idiotic look on her face so Star just blurted it out. "Okay, they called me a "Fat C*nt." Naturally, they bleeped the last word, but everybody knew she said it and the audience acted as if she had been shot. Then she went off for ten minutes on how people hide behind their anonymity on the Internet and say all these cruel things they'd never say in real life while she at least has the guts (I almost cried trying to restrain myself at this point) to say what she thinks and have people know it is her. What I am sure Blobberella doesn't realize is there are thousands if not millions, myself included, who would be happy to line up for the opportunity to go on "The Phew" and call her a fat c*nt to her face on national tv. Hell, I'd even slap her a few times and make fun of her fugly husband too for free.

I'm with Clamzilla! Star if you're reading this, you know how to contact me! I'll gladly appear on your show and tell you to your FUG face that I think your husband is a fag and is only with you, because he doesn't want work and wants to f*ck dudes all day long. ****, I'll even meet you anyplace and anytime to tell you that I think you're an ugly and hateful cow! So how dare she say that we wouldn't say it to her face?! Give us the chance and I'm sure thousands of us would be happy to!

[Thanks to Clamzilla]

[CreepingDeath]

^^

Starlet the Hutt? :lol:

[DavidMn]

You'll know she's really in trouble when people start comparing her to catwoman, Jocelyn Wildenstein!:lol: :shocked: :eek:

[dissention]

^^

Starlet the Hutt? :lol:

That was funny, but the "fat See You Next Tuesday" bit had me rolling.

[BTFLCHLD]

:lol: :shocked: :eek: http://i1.tinypic.com/mjl6q0.jpg

[DavidMn]

http://i1.tinypic.com/mjl6q0.jpgNanu Nanu:lol:

[dissention]

This thread cannot die.

Watch Star waddle towards & get socked by a football during her fat days!

http://us.video.aol.com/video.full.adp?mode=0&pmmsid=1460125&referer=http%3A//television.aol.com/franchise/top5.adp

For maximum effect, watch it over and over and over and over and over like I did.