Last One to Post, Wins!

[carrie721]

kick yo beyotch a$$:laugh:


I am the last one to post. I win. game over.


btw...the ledge is holding me back from winning. Damn 60 second rule :laugh:

i wish i were a mod so i could lock this thread ... so i could be the winnah fo-evahhhhhhhh!

oh wait, i already am.

I WIN
!

[michelle2677]

i wish i were a mod so i could lock this thread ... so i could be the winnah fo-evahhhhhhhh!

oh wait, i already am.

I WIN
!


I would so raise hell over that sh*t!!!


will you ever win??

no you won't because I do

[JazmenFlowers]

you're all wrong.

I'm too hot to tooouuuccchhh...too hot to tooouucchhhh. there's not saving my soul. welcome to my hell. it's my lifestyle. feel it.

I win.

[michelle2677]

go on save yourself
leave the key here


because I win.

[carrie721]

you're all wrong.

I'm too hot to tooouuuccchhh...too hot to tooouucchhhh. there's not saving my soul. welcome to my hell. it's my lifestyle. feel it.

I win.
no one can beat me. i walk above the clouds.

[ontheEdgeof17]

I live in West Virginia.....


...........that means I win.

[michelle2677]

how does that make you win???:confused:

[JazmenFlowers]

I live in West Virginia.....


...........that means I win.
hahaha. I bow to you. (for now)
how does that make you win???:confused:
have you ever been to WV? :laugh:

[michelle2677]

have you ever been to WV? :laugh:


umm....exactly....:laugh:

[ontheEdgeof17]

I'ts not that funny, is it? :p

I'm 5 minutes from the PA border. That should count for something, right?

[skcin]

^ If you say so, my little French Fry. :wavey:

[michelle2677]

post ten characters to win .

[BlackWidow]

i win hooches...

[goldustsongbird]

i win hooches...

Stuff it, dildo! Uh, maybe I should rephrase that... Nah...

[carrie721]

Stuff it, dildo! Uh, maybe I should rephrase that... Nah...

:] :] :] :] :] :] :] :] :] :]

[goldustsongbird]

:] :] :] :] :] :] :] :] :]

:blob2: What did I tell you about that tongue, missy?

Totally last.

[JazmenFlowers]

gawd I'm bored. I don't even feel like surfing the web. what's wrong with me? :laugh:

at least I win.

[carrie721]

:blob2: What did I tell you about that tongue, missy?

Totally last.

:laugh:

gawd I'm bored. I don't even feel like surfing the web. what's wrong with me? :laugh:

at least I win.

what is wrong with you people?

will you ever win?

wellllllllllllllllllllllllll, i don't think you do! because *i* do.

[goldustsongbird]

:laugh:



what is wrong with you people?

will you ever win?

wellllllllllllllllllllllllll, i don't think you do! because *i* do.

No, Carrie. You try, but your life knows no answer.

[JazmenFlowers]

and you still cry out for her...but you just might get to her...

well...not tonight suckas!

I win.

[BlackWidow]

Wow..I Win!!

[goldustsongbird]

Cyndi is so disgusted with all of the losers here...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/soupdupcosmogrl/nov4_2.jpg

[ontheEdgeof17]

Cyndi is so disgusted with all of the losers here...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/soupdupcosmogrl/nov4_2.jpg

Cyndi can bite my ass.



I win.

[goldustsongbird]

Cyndi can bite my ass.



I win.

:shocked: You are so off my 'to meet' list! I win.

[carrie721]

Cyndi can bite my ass.



I win.
curtie, your tiny ass wouldn't stand a chance against cyndi.

I WIN.

[goldustsongbird]

curtie, your tiny ass wouldn't stand a chance against cyndi.

I WIN.

She'll throw her beer box at him! I win.

[BlackWidow]

Cyndi is so disgusted with all of the losers here...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v472/soupdupcosmogrl/nov4_2.jpg

suck on this cyndi.....

[goldustsongbird]

suck on this cyndi.....

You wish Cyndi would go for your blackdildo, foo'!

[BlackWidow]

You wish Cyndi would go for your blackdildo, foo'!

She just "looks" like she is trying to catch snow...BWAHAHAHA!!!:laugh:

[carrie721]

She just "looks" like she is trying to catch snow...BWAHAHAHA!!!:laugh:

for the love of god, plz do not ruin that picture of cyn for me! :laugh:

[goldustsongbird]

She just "looks" like she is trying to catch snow...BWAHAHAHA!!!:laugh:

:laugh: :laugh:

I still win.

[BlackWidow]

Thunder only happens..when I'm WINNING!

[JazmenFlowers]

when the rain washes you clean, you'll know

and now you do...

I win...

[BlackWidow]

From this hour on...brilliant is my winning!!!

[carrie721]

from this hour on ... losing is your danger!!

i win.

[BlackWidow]

I have my own win..and I am stronger than you know.

[carrie721]

i hope you're strong enough to sustain this crushing blow to your ego ...

I WIN!

[BlackWidow]

Down thru the years she has accepted her win..!!!!!

[BlackWidow]

I'm here to accept my official WIN certificate........

[UnwindedDreams]

Winner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BlackWidow]

Where is my WIN CERTIFICATE!!!???

[BlackWidow]

No one dares to try to take MY TITLE!!!

[Peestie]

It seems silly everyone playing this game when it is very clear that I WIN!

[BlackWidow]

You mean..I WIN!!!

[ryan8472]

You mean..I WIN!!!

Psshh. Yeah, you wish. :wavey:

[BlackWidow]

Psshh. Yeah, you wish. :wavey:

um..go do your dare...:cool:

[carrie721]

I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BlackWidow]

I win..I have the official Ledge WIN Certification!!!

[ryan8472]

I win..I have the official Ledge WIN Certification!!!

Under the power vested in me by the Ledge, I hereby revoke your certification. :p

Winner. :cool:

[BlackWidow]

^^^^^
It is set in stone!

[Peestie]

Then I've stolen the stone because... I win!

[BlackWidow]

Then I've stolen the stone because... I win!

^^^ Aint no mountain high enough..to keep me from WINNING!

[BlackWidow]

^^^^^
i WIN!!!!!

[carrie721]

sorry hookers ...

[goldustsongbird]

sorry hookers ...

Oh, kiss my ass. :rolleyes: :cool:

[carrie721]

Oh, kiss my ass. :rolleyes: :cool:

hooker!

i'm last!

[goldustsongbird]

hooker!

i'm last!

Whose mom is the whore? Not mine! Not full time, anyway. :shrug:

totally last.

[carrie721]

Whose mom is the whore? Not mine! Not full time, anyway. :shrug:

totally last.

:laugh: yeah, you're right.

except about the part about being last.

[goldustsongbird]

:laugh: yeah, you're right.

except about the part about being last.

Wrong! Last. Go eat your cereal, I'll hold down the fort.

[sara1998]

I like pie. Anyone else like pie??? I like pie a lot....

[goldustsongbird]

I like pie. Anyone else like pie??? I like pie a lot....

I like cake. And being last. Anyone up for some last cake? Oh, right, I guess I'm the only one who can have it...

[carrie721]

psh. pie is better than cake.

i need pumpking pieeeeeeeeeee.

[sara1998]

I like cake. And being last. Anyone up for some last cake? Oh, right, I guess I'm the only one who can have it...

aah... but you can't have your cake and eat it too.....

I like cherry pie.

[michelle2677]

I like lemon pie and some forms of buckeyes. :lol:

[goldustsongbird]

aah... but you can't have your cake and eat it too.....

I like cherry pie.

I like rhubarb. I also like being winning, which is great, 'cause I am!

[carrie721]

I like rhubarb. I also like being winning, which is great, 'cause I am!

yesterday was the first time i've ever had rhubarb, and it was nasty. :shocked:

last!

[goldustsongbird]

yesterday was the first time i've ever had rhubarb, and it was nasty. :shocked:

last!

You suck! Where'd you get it from?

l-l-l-ast.

[carrie721]

You suck! Where'd you get it from?

l-l-l-ast.

osman's pies. i think they're local.

[goldustsongbird]

osman's pies. i think they're local.

Never heard of it. We get ours from Longo's... Their pies are usually pretty good. I'm going to stuff your face with all of this food when you visit me. :lol:

[carrie721]

Never heard of it. We get ours from Longo's... Their pies are usually pretty good. I'm going to stuff your face with all of this food when you visit me. :lol:

sweeeeeeet. i actually looked for biscotti & cannoli at the store tonight, but they didn't have any. i also bought a ton of pumpkin & evaporated milk with the intention of making pumpkin curry soup, but i think i'm actually just going to make a pie. :laugh:

last.

[ontheEdgeof17]

sweeeeeeet. i actually looked for biscotti & cannoli at the store tonight, but they didn't have any. i also bought a ton of pumpkin & evaporated milk with the intention of making pumpkin curry soup, but i think i'm actually just going to make a pie. :laugh:


Who cares?


I winnie!

[carrie721]

Who cares?


I winnie!

yo' mama!

you lose.

[ontheEdgeof17]

you lose.

you suck.:D

[carrie721]

you suck.:D

psht. you love me. :laugh:

last!

[goldustsongbird]

sweeeeeeet. i actually looked for biscotti & cannoli at the store tonight, but they didn't have any. i also bought a ton of pumpkin & evaporated milk with the intention of making pumpkin curry soup, but i think i'm actually just going to make a pie. :laugh:

last.

Eww, the STORE? Get them from a proper bakery, girlfriend! Storebought biscotti is terrible... and I don't know about the cannoli they sell there, but it's probably that hard shell, fake cream filling crap that no Italian would be caught dead eating. ;)

Make the pie, and leave everything else to me. Sicilia's bakery in Hamilton is the. best. place for cannoli and bisc.

Aaaaand I'm last.

[carrie721]

Eww, the STORE? Get them from a proper bakery, girlfriend! Storebought biscotti is terrible... and I don't know about the cannoli they sell there, but it's probably that hard shell, fake cream filling crap that no Italian would be caught dead eating. ;)

Make the pie, and leave everything else to me. Sicilia's bakery in Hamilton is the. best. place for cannoli and bisc.

Aaaaand I'm last.

well, i was looking in the bakery at the store.

[ontheEdgeof17]

psht. you love me. :laugh:

last!

Don't make me use this:

http://www.beerforayear.co.za/images/brands/MGD_24-12oz_bottles.jpg

[goldustsongbird]

well, i was looking in the bakery at the store.

Well.... My bakery is better than yours! :p


and I win.

[carrie721]

Don't make me use this:

http://www.beerforayear.co.za/images/brands/MGD_24-12oz_bottles.jpg

don't make me use this:

http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/images/dress-up/acc/shoes/pirate-boot-tops.jpg

Well.... My bakery is better than yours! :p


and I win.

i'm sure it is ... there are no good bakeries around here. i need to go to little italy ... stat.

[goldustsongbird]

don't make me use this:

http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/images/dress-up/acc/shoes/pirate-boot-tops.jpg



i'm sure it is ... there are no good bakeries around here. i need to go to little italy ... stat.

Yes, you do. In the meantime, I'm so last.

[ontheEdgeof17]

don't make me use this:

http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/images/dress-up/acc/shoes/pirate-boot-tops.jpg


Yum. Hotness.

[carrie721]

Yum. Hotness.

:laugh: totally.

[sara1998]

I also really love coconut creme pie.....

[BlackWidow]

I also really love coconut creme pie.....

That is my FAVORITE PIE!!!:nod:

[goldustsongbird]

Dream on silly dreamers...

[michelle2677]

Don't make me use this:

http://www.beerforayear.co.za/images/brands/MGD_24-12oz_bottles.jpg



:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

poor carriewithnumbersafterhername. :lol:

[BlackWidow]

I Win!!!!!!!

[goldustsongbird]

I Win!!!!!!!

Bitch plz, I own this thread!

[BlackWidow]

Bitch plz, I own this thread!

OH, HELL no!!!!!!

[DrummerDeanna]

^^

Hey, not so fast, tip boy! I am the winner :xoxo:

[BlackWidow]

^^

Hey, not so fast, tip boy! I am the winner :xoxo:

Stiffed you Beyotch!:xoxo:

[DrummerDeanna]

You WISH!!

Hey lookie there...I am the winnah!

[BlackWidow]

You WISH!!

Hey lookie there...I am the winnah!

I win SUCKA!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BTFLCHLD]

you suck
i win :D

[BlackWidow]

"I'm tall enough to reach for THE WIN!"

[DrummerDeanna]

How does it feel to lose, sucka...because you do and I WIN!

[BlackWidow]

How does it feel to lose, sucka...because you do and I WIN!

"Too trusting yes..but then drummer's usually are"

[DrummerDeanna]

"Too trusting yes..but then drummer's usually are"

Hey..watch it buddy...or I'll hit ya with my sticks :p

[BlackWidow]

Hey..watch it buddy...or I'll hit ya with my sticks :p

ooooooooooooooooooooooo....I had to win...oooooooooo..I had to win.

[BTFLCHLD]

ooooooooooooooooooooooo....I had to win...oooooooooo..I had to win.
grabs one of Lindsey's boots...
SQUISH!
IWIN!

[BlackWidow]

grabs one of Lindsey's boots...
SQUISH!
IWIN!

***pulls out a Stevie Brown suede boot***

WHOMP!!!! THERE IT IS!!!!

[DrummerDeanna]

Now that those two are gone..I'm taking the win...so there.

:cool:

[BlackWidow]

Now that those two are gone..I'm taking the win...so there.

:cool:

***drum solo***:rolleyes:

[goldustsongbird]

***drum solo***:rolleyes:

*vest solo*... :D

[michelle2677]

^^^^:laugh: :laugh:

*accordian solo*

[goldustsongbird]

^^^^:laugh: :laugh:

*accordian solo*

Those are fairly short... So... I guess that means you're done, which means I WIN! *starts in on badass guitar solo*

[michelle2677]

Those are fairly short... So... I guess that means you're done, which means I WIN! *starts in on badass guitar solo*

then I'll be the singer. lord knows they go on and on!!! I WIN!!!:laugh: :blob2:

[goldustsongbird]

then I'll be the singer. lord knows they go on and on!!! I WIN!!!:laugh: :blob2:

*sings special extended version of SOTM* you'll be waiting awhile...

[BlackWidow]

**cow bell solo**

[michelle2677]

*sings special extended version of SOTM* you'll be waiting awhile...


*sings the entire tusk album* take that :laugh:

even though I can't sing.:o

[goldustsongbird]

**cow bell solo**

This is one moment in time where I don't want more cowbell.

[michelle2677]

This is one moment in time where I don't want more cowbell.


well, then you lose because I LOVE cowbell. At least when it's a la blue oyster cult. :thumbsup:

[goldustsongbird]

well, then you lose because I LOVE cowbell. At least when it's a la blue oyster cult. :thumbsup:

Actually, Christopher Walken and I win this thread.
http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/5811/cowbell6wy.jpg

[michelle2677]

Actually, Christopher Walken and I win this thread.
http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/5811/cowbell6wy.jpg

If I weren't so competitive, I would let you win. I love me some CW!! :D



I've got a fevah...

[goldustsongbird]

If I weren't so competitive, I would let you win. I love me some CW!! :D



I've got a fevah...

and the only prescription is.... winning. ;D

[BlackWidow]

I loves me some cow bell...

[goldustsongbird]

I loves me some cow bell...

moo. Last!

[BlackWidow]

^^^
"... a deadly call insiiiiide"

[BlackWidow]

See..I WON!!!!

[BlackWidow]

Damn..I'm GOOD!!!!

[goldustsongbird]

Damn..I'm GOOD!!!!

Not so fast, blackdildo.

[michelle2677]

^^^^ ha ha!!!

oh! I win!! sorry 'bout 'cho luck!!

[BlackWidow]

^^^^ ha ha!!!

oh! I win!! sorry 'bout 'cho luck!!

**Taps a beyotch on the back**

"Escuse me..."

[michelle2677]

**Taps a beyotch on the back**

"Escuse me..."

wtf do you want?? the last person that cut in front of me in a line died....:lol:

[BlackWidow]

wtf do you want?? the last person that cut in front of me in a line died....:lol:

btch plzzzzzzzzzz..... I will beat you like a stepchild in a dept store...:nod: :D

[michelle2677]

btch plzzzzzzzzzz..... I will beat you like a stepchild in a dept store...:nod: :D


yeah, well. You already used that on the drag queen in the other thread. So after he kicks your ass, let me know when you're ready so I can kick it again.

[BlackWidow]

yeah, well. You already used that on the drag queen in the other thread. So after he kicks your ass, let me know when you're ready so I can kick it again.

..and you know that was some funny ****!!!!:cool:

[goldustsongbird]

holla. Looks like I'm last.

[BlackWidow]

holla. Looks like I'm last.

Hollerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr:cool:

[goldustsongbird]

Hollerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr:cool:

Rrrrrrrrrrrrow. Win.

[BlackWidow]

"Can I be of any help to you?"

[michelle2677]

Yeah. You can go get my prize because i just won.

[goldustsongbird]

Yeah. You can go get my prize because i just won.

Make that *my* prize.

[sara1998]

Make that *my* prize.

Whose prize???:sorry:

[michelle2677]

Whose prize???:sorry:
like i said. Mine. :wavey:

[goldustsongbird]

like i said. Mine. :wavey:

Wrong-o!

Much love,
The Winner

[michelle2677]

Wrong-o!

Much love,
The loser ha. Sorry-o!

[goldustsongbird]

ha. Sorry-o!

Oingo Boingo. I winno.

[BlackWidow]

^^^^

Hangs it ups bitchessssss.............

[JazmenFlowers]

I will out you all like a bloody tampon.*

I win.


*Courtesy of Curty

[michelle2677]

I will out you all like a bloody tampon.*

I win.


*Courtesy of Curty
sorry. Your tampon can't help you now. I win.

[BlackWidow]

sorry. Your tampon can't help you now. I win.

Umm...You hookers dropped a blood rag.....I WIN!!!!!

[michelle2677]

How does defeat feel? and how does victory feel? Well. It feels nice.

[BlackWidow]

^^^
I'm sorry..Whaaaat??????

[michelle2677]

"what" what? You look confused. I'll break it down for you. I win. You lose.

[ryan8472]

Y'all are looooooosers. :wavey:

[goldustsongbird]

Y'all are looooooosers. :wavey:


Say again? Couldn't hear ya, I WAS TOO BUSY WINNING.

[ontheEdgeof17]

Say again? Couldn't hear ya, I WAS TOO BUSY WINNING.

Watch your spelling. It's WHINING. :p



I win.

[goldustsongbird]

Watch your spelling. It's WHINING. :p



I win.

Hush yo' mouth. Loser. :p

[BlackWidow]

Hush yo' mouth. Loser. :p

Shush it sister soldier!:laugh:

[goldustsongbird]

Shush it sister soldier!:laugh:

That's Sistah Honey to you! Laaaast! :xoxo:

[BlackWidow]

That's Sistah Honey to you! Laaaast! :xoxo:

You are sooooooo faaaarrr beeeehiiiind..You think you're first!!!:laugh:

[goldustsongbird]

You are sooooooo faaaarrr beeeehiiiind..You think you're first!!!:laugh:

In another dimension, I am first. In this one... I'm last. :D

[BlackWidow]

"I'm old enough TO WIN from afar..."

[goldustsongbird]

"I'm old enough TO WIN from afar..."

Too trusting, yes, but Blackdildo's usually are...

[BlackWidow]

Too trusting, yes, but Blackdildo's usually are...

"i'm not a blackdildo anymore..."

[goldustsongbird]

"i'm not a blackdildo anymore..."

The feeling remains even after the dildo fades

[BlackWidow]

The feeling remains even after the dildo fades

Well I never thought I'd make it here in dildohood...:wavey:

[mylittledemon]

Well I never thought I'd make it here in dildohood...:wavey:

Sometimes she talks to him, sometimes well she's only dildo-ing

[BlackWidow]

Sometimes she talks to him, sometimes well she's only dildo-ing

Well..she dildo's around in a circle..well..She's got that FEELING NOW!:p

[mylittledemon]

Well..she dildo's around in a circle..well..She's got that FEELING NOW!:p

I touch with gossamer wings...to be quiet around you...there is so much going on, you could easily, wake up with a dildo...

[BlackWidow]

I touch with gossamer wings...to be quiet around you...there is so much going on, you could easily, wake up with a dildo...

thing is..time was..part of me used to dildo..part of me still does.
This shlong here..Some Become Dildo's.

[goldustsongbird]

Well, well. Looks like I win. :)

[skcin]

^ As if we're going to let a Candian win this thing. :rolleyes:

[JazmenFlowers]

I touch with gossamer wings...to be quiet around you...there is so much going on, you could easily, wake up with a dildo...
wow. Brandon. didn't know you had it, uh, erm, in you.

so I win.

[goldustsongbird]

^ As if we're going to let a Candian win this thing. :rolleyes:

Sorry, me and my army of beavers win this.

[michelle2677]

Sorry, me and my army of beavers win this.

looks like you need to get a new army.!:thumbsup:

[goldustsongbird]

looks like you need to get a new army.!:thumbsup:

*brandishes beer bottles*

[michelle2677]

*brandishes beer bottles*

i still win. :shrug:

[goldustsongbird]

i still win. :shrug:

Think again.

[sara1998]

HI!!!:wavey:

[goldustsongbird]

HI!!!:wavey:

Bye! :wavey:

[sara1998]

Bye! :wavey:

Smartass...:wavey:

[goldustsongbird]

Smartass...:wavey:

And proud of it. :D

[BlackWidow]

I Win again bissshesssss

[goldustsongbird]

I Win again bissshesssss

Plzzzzzzzzzzzz.

[BlackWidow]

If I live to see the Seven Dildo's....

[goldustsongbird]

If I live to see the Seven Dildo's....

You touched my dildo all the waaaaay, all the waaaaay down to Emmiliiiiiiine!

[BlackWidow]

You touched my dildo all the waaaaay, all the waaaaay down to Emmiliiiiiiine!

"You touched my dildo..I played it cooooool...":cool:

[goldustsongbird]

"You touched my dildo..I played it cooooool...":cool:

Well, you know I'm sorry but...

[BlackWidow]

Well, you know I'm sorry but...

"You'll find no dildo..not here"

[goldustsongbird]

"You'll find no dildo..not here"

You can set your dildo free, baybeh!

[ontheEdgeof17]

You can set your dildo free, baybeh!

Bright Eyes. Blue Dildo? :shrug:

[BlackWidow]

You can set your dildo free, baybeh!

"Dusty dildo's lying under carpets.." :o :lol:

[ryan8472]

You touched my dildo all the waaaaay, all the waaaaay down to Emmiliiiiiiine!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I love it. :p

And I win.

[ontheEdgeof17]

"Dusty dildo's lying under carpets.." :o :lol:

Well, I've shown you all my dildos. Now isn't that enough?

[BlackWidow]

Bright Eyes. Blue Dildo? :shrug:

"Yess..I'm going away for a little while to remember how to feel ;)
aaaand if I find the Dildo..I promise you, I'll come back and getchoooo!!!:nod:

[goldustsongbird]

"Dusty dildo's lying under carpets.." :o :lol:

:laugh: Liar. I set them free; there's no way they could be collecting dust under there!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I love it. :p

And I win.

:blob1:

I know I'm hilarious. I'm also number 1.

[BlackWidow]

...or #2????

[ryan8472]

...or #2????

Or #3. :cool: :rolleyes: :laugh:

[BlackWidow]

Or #3. :cool: :rolleyes: :laugh:

or #4????;) :cool: :cool: :cool:

[goldustsongbird]

Uno!

(wooooords. I win)

[BlackWidow]

Uno!

(wooooords. I win)

dos cabrona:laugh:

[ryan8472]

You know I don't speak Spanish! In English, please! :lol:

I win. :wavey:

[goldustsongbird]

¡Gano!


(wtf, words)

[BlackWidow]

You know I don't speak Spanish! In English, please! :lol:

I win. :wavey:

Dos Cabrona = #2 beyotch:laugh:

[goldustsongbird]

I win. Can't get any clearer than that!

[BlackWidow]

I win. Can't get any clearer than that!

**throws goldustsongbird under the bus**

[JazmenFlowers]

vie gets tu geburtstag?

ich win.

[BlackWidow]

vie gets tu geburtstag?

ich win.

nibo wibay yibou bibitch....:xoxo:

[JazmenFlowers]

nibo wibay yibou bibitch....:xoxo:
I take it you don't speak German? :rolleyes:

:lol:


oh, but lookey lookey...I win again.

[BlackWidow]

I take it you don't speak German? :rolleyes:

:lol:


oh, but lookey lookey...I win again.

I speak the international language of Amour!!!:xoxo:

[JazmenFlowers]

^^^
oh do you now?! :laugh:

too bad it takes a little more than amour to swoon me.

I win.

[BlackWidow]

^^^
oh do you now?! :laugh:

too bad it takes a little more than amour to swoon me.

I win.

..and I got cold HARD cash......:laugh:

[BlackWidow]

Wow..I really did win this thing..so cool!!!

[michelle2677]

Wow..I really did win this thing..so cool!!!


well, it ain't over until somebody starts singin...

[BlackWidow]

"You fill the night with the wind..rain..DIIILLLDOOOOO!"

[goldustsongbird]

"You fill the night with the wind..rain..DIIILLLDOOOOO!"

Some people walk down the darkened dildos...

[ontheEdgeof17]

Some people walk down the darkened dildos...

I can turn all your dildos on....
....I can make you feel alive...

[Rickypt]

To the dildos
~that remain

[goldustsongbird]

I can turn all your dildos on....
....I can make you feel alive...


I've been walking under dildos too long to tell....

[ontheEdgeof17]

To the dildos
~that remain

:]

I have no fear
...I have only dildos

[Rickypt]

and the dildo was enough
~enough for me to plug
~enough to

pluuuuuuggggg

[DrummerDeanna]

You go down....to the laundromat, maybe your dildo is there


:p

[ontheEdgeof17]

I've been walking under dildos too long to tell....

:laugh: :laugh:

A Charles Dickens character with your top hat and your dildo?

[goldustsongbird]

:laugh: :laugh:

A Charles Dickens character with your top hat and your dildo?

With my top dildo, you mean. :nod:

I fell down the stairs, a broken dildo.... (imagine going into the ER with that one?)

[sara1998]

Give to me your leather, take from me my dildo.......

[sara1998]

Some become dildos...

[goldustsongbird]

Give to me your leather, take from me my dildo.......

:D


My city or dildo, stay with me stay.

[sara1998]

... with they're capes pulled round them tight... crying for the dildo CRY FOR THE DILDO.....tonight....

[ontheEdgeof17]

With my top dildo, you mean. :nod:

I fell down the stairs, a broken dildo.... (imagine going into the ER with that one?)

I've seen a few broken penis's (peni? :lol: ) at work.

Yes. It does happen.

[sara1998]

I've seen a few broken penis's (peni? :lol: ) at work.

Yes. It does happen.

A broken peni... ROTFLMAO!!! :lol: I'm sorry, but I'm crying over here.... this is hilarious... And just how do you break a penis?

[goldustsongbird]

I've seen a few broken penis's (peni? :lol: ) at work.

Yes. It does happen.

I can only imagine. lol. :rolleyes: :D

I win.

[ontheEdgeof17]

And just how do you break a penis?

Rule #1: Never try to flatten an erection. A penis is like a twig....it can break in two.

[sara1998]

Rule #1: Never try to flatten an erection. A penis is like a twig....it can break in two.
I'll try to remember that.
So, I'm dying to know....
.... do you put a brace on them???

How do you fix a broken penis? :shocked:

[ontheEdgeof17]

How do you fix a broken penis? :shocked:

Surgery.

I've seen them repaired and completely cut off. :cool:

[ontheEdgeof17]

Oh oh....I have a great one....I posted this awhile back in a perverted thread in the Stevie Forum......a Lindsey song:


You Either Dil"do" or You Don't

[carrie721]

I've seen a few broken penis's (peni? :lol: ) at work.

Yes. It does happen.

Rule #1: Never try to flatten an erection. A penis is like a twig....it can break in two.

Surgery.

I've seen them repaired and completely cut off. :cool:

LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am so glad i never have to deal with those things. omfg.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[sara1998]

Surgery.

I've seen them repaired and completely cut off. :cool:

WOW. :shocked: (asks self if I really want to go into nursing....)

[BlackWidow]

Now there you again you say ..you want your dildo

[BlackWidow]

Surgery.

I've seen them repaired and completely cut off. :cool:

.......EW!:distress:

[BlackWidow]

..and sometimes they ask her about the dildo's in her life..and she says."as difficult as it has been..they are all poets..yet they are priests of nothing..but they are legends..poets..dildos..priests of nothing"

[JazmenFlowers]

I've seen a few broken penis's (peni? :lol: ) at work.

Yes. It does happen.

Rule #1: Never try to flatten an erection. A penis is like a twig....it can break in two.

yep. tis true. and a lot more common than you think. flacid you're pretty safe, but erect...you bettah be careful. they even talked about this on The View a couple weeks ago.

[BlackWidow]

yep. tis true. and a lot more common than you think. flacid you're pretty safe, but erect...you bettah be careful. they even talked about this on The View a couple weeks ago.

^^^
see what you started..ya dildo??:]

[JazmenFlowers]

Rule #1: Never try to flatten an erection. A penis is like a twig....it can break in two.
speaking of which. here's something I've never understood. you know how in porn they slap the erection to make it "bounce" - you know? now what in da hell is dat 4? dat make no effin sense.
^^^
see what you started..ya dildo??:]
:sorry:

:laugh:

[BlackWidow]

speaking of which. here's something I've never understood. you know how in porn they slap the erection to make it "bounce" - you know? now what in da hell is dat 4? dat make no effin sense.

:sorry:

:laugh:

"I keep my dildo's to myself...yea.":thumbsup:

[goldustsongbird]

"I keep my dildo's to myself...yea.":thumbsup:

Dildos only love you when they're playin'... (or when you're playing with them)

[BlackWidow]

Dildos only love you when they're playin'... (or when you're playing with them)

I can turn all your dildo's on..I can make you feel alive...:D

[JazmenFlowers]

just like the black dildo makes you sing a song...sounds like you're singing ooh baby, ooh baby, ooh...

[BlackWidow]

just like the black dildo makes you sing a song...sounds like you're singing ooh baby, ooh baby, ooh...

said to my dildo..baby..nothing else matters

[ontheEdgeof17]

I can turn all your dildo's on..I can make you feel alive...:D

copy cat.

I already posted that.


You lose.
I win.

[BlackWidow]

copy cat.

I already posted that.


You lose.
I win.

Brilliant minds....:lol:

You lose SUCKA!!!

[JazmenFlowers]

Brilliant minds....:lol:

You lose SUCKA!!!
are you implying your mind works in the same ways as Curty's?

:laugh:

you still lose.

you love only the tallest twees...I'm the winnahhh.

[DrummerDeanna]

To the dildos...that remain....


I win :D

[ontheEdgeof17]

are you implying your mind works in the same ways as Curty's?


:eek: I sure hope not.

[JazmenFlowers]

:eek: I sure hope not.
precisely. hence the :laugh: icon.

it's only me who wants to wrap around your dildo...have you any dildos you'd like to sell...


that's a gross picture I just painted...but, at least I win.

[BlackWidow]

Well its a Real Long Way To Go..to say DILDO!

[SuzeQuze]

Well its a Real Long Way To Go..to say DILDO!

:lol: That cracked me up.

Like a dildo drives you mad...

[JazmenFlowers]

in the stillness of remembering the dildos you had...

thunder only happens when Curty's using a dildo

:lol:

[sara1998]

There is no beauty.... without my dildo....