View Full Version : Stupid, potentially funny iTunes Survey
I thought this was kind of fun. I'll post my answers in a little bit.
How many songs?
Sort by song title (first and last):
First:
Last:
Sort by time (longest and shortest):
Shortest:
Longest:
Search for "sex," how many songs come up?
Search for "death," how many songs come up?
Search for "love," how many songs come up?
Go to your media player and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud and after each one press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question.
First song that comes up:
What do you think of me, iTunes?
Will I have a happy life?
What do my friends really think of me?
Do people secretly lust after me?
How can I make myself happy?
What should I do with my life?
Why must life be so full of pain?
Will I ever have children?
Will I die happy?
Can you give me some advice?
What do you think happiness is?
What's your favorite fetish?
Richard B
12-01-2005, 02:06 PM
How many songs? 1502
Sort by song title (first and last):
First: 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover - Paul Simon
Last: You're The First, My Last, My Everything - Barry White
Sort by time (longest and shortest):
Shortest: Do You Wanna Dance - Fleetwood Mac
Longest: World Turning (Live in Salt lake City) - Fleetwood Mac
Search for "sex," how many songs come up? 5
Search for "death," how many songs come up? 1
Search for "love," how many songs come up? 105
Go to your media player and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud and after each one press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question.
First song that comes up: Back To Avalon - Heart
What do you think of me, iTunes? - Graceland - Paul Simon
Will I have a happy life? Stand Back (Live)
What do my friends really think of me? Can't We Talk It Over In Bed? - ONJ
Do people secretly lust after me? Hero Takes A Fall - Bangles
How can I make myself happy? Daytime Friends - Kenny Rogers
What should I do with my life? Our Lips Are Sealed - Go-Go's
Why must life be so full of pain? Not Even Stevie Nicks... - Calexico
Will I ever have children? At The Zoo - Simon & Garfunkel
Will I die happy? Sweet Caroline - Neil Diamond
Can you give me some advice? Mohammed's Radio - Warren Zevon
What do you think happiness is? Heaven Must Be Missing An Angel - Tavares
What's your favorite fetish? God's Garden - Stevie Nicks (hahahaha)
What should I do with my life? Our Lips Are Sealed - Go-Go's
Worse than a damn Magic 8 Ball...
Here's mine:
How many songs? 7512
Sort by song title (first and last):
First: "'Round Midnight," Thelonious Monk
Last: "Zurich Is Stained," Pavement
Sort by time (longest and shortest):
Shortest: "Act Fore...The End?," The Roots (5 seconds)
Longest: "Ascension: Edition II," John Coltrane (40 minutes 56 seconds)
Search for "sex," how many songs come up?
Only five!
Search for "death," how many songs come up?
Ten.
Search for "love," how many songs come up?
404.
Go to your media player and put it on shuffle. Say the following
questions aloud and after each one press play. Use the song title as
the answer to the question.
First song that comes up: "Gold And Braid" (Stevie, live in Atlanta, 1998)
What do you think of me, iTunes?
"Let Me Tell You About Her" (Elvis Costello) (No, iTunes, you're supposed to tell me about me!)
Will I have a happy life?
"I'm The One" (Christine)
What do my friends really think of me?
"Hello, Dolly!" (Louis Armstrong)
Do people secretly lust after me?
"The Long Division" (Elvis Costello/Burt Bacharach)
How can I make myself happy?
"Sunday Bloody Sunday" (U2)
What should I do with my life?
"Sparks" (The Who, live at the Isle of Wight)
Why must life be so full of pain?
"Candyfloss" (Wilco)
Will I ever have children?
"Black Wings" (Tom Waits)
Will I die happy?
"Shiny Stockings" (Ella Fitzgerald)
Can you give me some advice?
"Badlands" (Bruce Springsteen, live in Passaic, New Jersey 1978)
What do you think happiness is?
"New Orleans Stomp" (Louis Armstrong)
What's your favorite fetish?
"Rushing" (Moby)
As I said, it's only potentially funny... Mine was much better the first time I did it.
Richard B
12-01-2005, 02:33 PM
I love your thread. It is kind of random fun.
The children question made me laugh so hard when At The Zoo came on.
Lisa1769
12-01-2005, 03:02 PM
How many songs? 114
Sort by song title (first and last):
First: A place for my Head--Linkin Park
Last: You got Lucky--Tom Petty
Sort by time (longest and shortest):
Shortest: Never Going Back Again--Fleetwood Mac
Longest: No More Tears--Ozzy
Search for "sex," how many songs come up? 0--unbelievable
Search for "death," how many songs come up? 0
Search for "love," how many songs come up? 3
Go to your media player and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud and after each one press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question.
First song that comes up: Where is the Love--Black Eyed Peas
What do you think of me, iTunes? These Dreams--Heart
Will I have a happy life? Boulevard of Broken Dreams-- Green Day
What do my friends really think of me? Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo--Bloodhound Gang
Do people secretly lust after me? See You on The Other Side--Ozzy
How can I make myself happy? BYOB-- System of A Down---ha ha ha
What should I do with my life? Hysteria--Def Leppard
Why must life be so full of pain? If Looks could Kill--Heart
Will I ever have children? Simple Man--Shinedown
Will I die happy? Red Dirt Road--Brooks & Dunn
Can you give me some advice? Holiday--Green Day
What do you think happiness is? Never Going Back Again--Fleetwood Mac--Another good answer!
What's your favorite fetish? Faint--Linkin Park
TheBlueLamp
12-01-2005, 03:38 PM
How many songs?
3233
Sort by song title (first and last):
First: #1 Crush - Garbage
Last: Zimbabwe - Toni Childs
Sort by time (longest and shortest):
Shortest: He's So Unusual - Cyndi Lauper
Longest: Love To Love You Baby - Donna Summer
Search for "sex," how many songs come up? 22
Search for "death," how many songs come up? 3
Search for "love," how many songs come up? 332
Go to your media player and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud and after each one press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question.
First song that comes up: I'm Livin' In Shame - Diana Ross & The Supremes
What do you think of me, iTunes? We Had It All - Tina Turner
Will I have a happy life? Jesus To A Child - George Michael
What do my friends really think of me? Drive You Home - Garbage
Do people secretly lust after me? I'm Every Woman - Chaka Khan
How can I make myself happy? If You Say My Eyes Are Beautiful - Whitney Houston
What should I do with my life? Fireflies - FM
Why must life be so full of pain? It Can't Come Quickly Enough - Scissor Sisters
Will I ever have children? Where Has All The Love Gone - Sheryl Crow
Will I die happy? Outside The Rain (1986 Wantaugh NY) - Stevie
Can you give me some advice? Gold Dust Woman #1 - FM
What do you think happiness is? Another One Bites The Dust - Queen
What's your favorite fetish? Where Are You Baby - Betty Boo
Christ, my taste in music looks bad judging by this :laugh:
Gypsy-Rhiannon
12-01-2005, 03:44 PM
Excellent thread!
How many songs?
2838
Sort by song title (first and last):
First: (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction - The Rolling Stones
Last:Your Wonderful Parade - The Carpenters
Sort by time (longest and shortest):
Shortest: Reprise - Queen (4 secs)
Longest: The Eve of the War - Jeff Wayne (9.07 mins)
Search for "sex," how many songs come up?
7
Search for "death," how many songs come up?
0
Search for "love," how many songs come up?
307
Go to your media player and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud and after each one press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question.
First song that comes up:
What do you think of me, iTunes?
Dead Ringer For Love - Meatloaf
Will I have a happy life?
Diamond Road - Sheryl Crow
What do my friends really think of me?
Forever Young - The Sparks
Do people secretly lust after me?
Try - Debbie Gibson
How can I make myself happy?
Can't Stop Now - Keane
What should I do with my life?
A Song For You - The carpenters
Why must life be so full of pain?
Disembodied Voices - The Finn Brothers
Will I ever have children?
Wouldn't It Be Nice - The Beach Boys
Will I die happy?
Dreams - Fleetwood Mac
Can you give me some advice?
Secret - Maroon 5
What do you think happiness is?
I Love You - Sarah McLachlan
What's your favorite fetish?
Nasty Ghetto - The Sugababes
heyjupiter678
12-01-2005, 03:46 PM
How many songs? 2684
Sort by song title (first and last):
First: '97 Bonnie & Clyde - Tori Amos
Last: Zero From Outer Space - Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers
Sort by time (longest and shortest):
Shortest: Wha' Happened - clip from A Mighty Wind (0:01)
Longest: Tori Mix v2 - DJ Wüdi (46:37)
Search for "sex," how many songs come up? 4
Search for "death," how many songs come up? 4
Search for "love," how many songs come up? 209
Go to your media player and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud and after each one press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question.
First song that comes up: I Used To Love Her (Common)
What do you think of me, iTunes? Nothing Was Delivered (The Byrds)
Will I have a happy life? Stumbling Through the Dark (The Jayhawks)
What do my friends really think of me? Dreams (FM)
Do people secretly lust after me? Silent Sigh (Badly Drawn Boy)
How can I make myself happy? Wild Honey Pie (The Beatles)
What should I do with my life? Black Cowboys (Bruce Springsteen) :laugh:
Why must life be so full of pain? Florida (Patty Griffin)
Will I ever have children? Knot Comes Loose (My Morning Jacket)
Will I die happy? Caring is Creepy (The Shins)
Can you give me some advice? Slow Like Honey (Fiona Apple)
What do you think happiness is? Brown Sugar (Mos Def)
What's your favorite fetish? The Lights of London (David Gray)
What do you think of me, iTunes? Nothing Was Delivered
Ouch. Your iTunes is mean.
What should I do with my life? Black Cowboys (Bruce Springsteen) :laugh:
Steal your mother's lover's drug money and hitch a ride on a cros-country train? Sounds good to me!
What do you think happiness is? Brown Sugar (Mos Def)
Oh my. Is that the same type of Brown Sugar the Stones were singing about?
wondergirl9847
12-01-2005, 04:24 PM
How many songs? 665 (Need to add more)
Sort by song title (first and last):
First: (I'm Not Your) Steppin' Stone - The Monkees
Last: Zor and Zam - The Monkees
Sort by time (longest and shortest):
Shortest: Instrumental Intro - Lindsey Buckingham (:25)
Longest: ISA (London) - FM (10:24)
Search for "sex," how many songs come up? Only 1 Outside - George Michael
Search for "death," how many songs come up? None
Search for "love," how many songs come up? 38
Go to your media player and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud and after each one press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question.
First song that comes up: Two Doors Down - Dolly Parton
What do you think of me, iTunes? Bust a Move - Young MC :laugh:
Will I have a happy life? Mr. Chow - Acoustic Alchemy
What do my friends really think of me? A Moment Like This - Justin Guarini
Do people secretly lust after me? Promises - Take That (BWAH!)
How can I make myself happy? What a Girl Wants - Christina Aguilera
What should I do with my life? You (or Somebody Like You) - Keith Urban
Why must life be so full of pain? Bare Trees - FM :shocked: Wierd.
Will I ever have children? Yesterday - Keith Urban (LMAO!!!!!!)
Will I die happy? Pleasant Valley Sunday - The Monkees (Am I gonna die on a Sunday? I was born on a Sunday..wierd)
Can you give me some advice? Liquid - Jars of Clay
What do you think happiness is? Blue Jeans - Keith Urban (Dat's right! LOL)
What's your favorite fetish? ISA (White Album version) - FM (OMG, LMAO!!! Awesome!)
Serrart
12-01-2005, 05:06 PM
How many songs?
1767
Sort by song title (first and last):
First:Aerosmith - Dream On (Live with Orchestra)
Last: Zero 7 - In the waiting line
Sort by time (longest and shortest):
Shortest: Tan Dun - Hero OST - Snow 1:03
Longest: Stevie Nicks - Fort Meyers 9.25.01- Edge Of Seventeen - 22:45
Search for "sex," how many songs come up? None
Search for "death," how many songs come up? None
Search for "love," how many songs come up? 166 :rolleyes:
Go to your media player and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud and after each one press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question.
First song that comes up:
What do you think of me, iTunes? Stevie Nicks-Las Vegas, NV 5-14-05-7. Sorcerer
Will I have a happy life? Fleetwood Mac - live in Milwaukee 1976 Why
What do my friends really think of me? Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here - Live8 London
Do people secretly lust after me? Stevie Nicks - Stand Back - Mansfield 6.8.05 :cool:
How can I make myself happy? Alison Moyet - Do You Ever Wonder
What should I do with my life? des'ree - kissing you :shrug:
Why must life be so full of pain? Charles Aznavour - She
Will I ever have children? Paco de Lucia - Entre Dos Aguas
Will I die happy? Guns'n'Roses - Patience
Can you give me some advice? Cake - building a religion
What do you think happiness is? Outkast - Ms.Jackson
What's your favorite fetish? Manhã de Carnaval - António Carlos Jobim - & Luiz Bonfá & Elizeth Cardoso - Black Orpheus
Romy
Will I have a happy life?
Fourth Time Around - Bob Dylan
Sharon, I didn't know you were Hindu!
What should I do with my life?
Take A Run At The Sun - J Mascis
Why must life be so full of pain?
No Beginning No End - Hawksley Workman
Will I ever have children?
On My Back - Some Girls
Will I die happy?
U Got The Look - Prince
Can you give me some advice?
If You Don't Love Me (I'll Kill Myself) by Pete Droge
What do you think happiness is?
Things That Scare Me - Neko Case
What's your favorite fetish?
Cigarettes And Chocolate Milk - Rufus Wainwright
Did you cheat? Thsoe answers are all way too good to be random.
amber
12-01-2005, 06:10 PM
Sharon, I didn't know you were Hindu!
Did you cheat? Thsoe answers are all way too good to be random.
I was just going to ask that, too.
So, Sharon - I notice your post was edited. Was it edited for cheater content? Was it cheatited? Hmmmm???? :D
JazmenFlowers
12-01-2005, 06:49 PM
this is hilarious.
How many songs? 5839
Sort by song title (first and last):
First: 'Round Midnight, Larry Coryell
Last: Zip It, Austin Powers
Sort by time (longest and shortest):
Shortest: Hello, Mrs. Doubtfire (2 secs)
Longest: Act 3, Patti Labelle, Live At the Apollo (15:06)
Search for "sex," how many songs come up? 15
Search for "death," how many songs come up? 1
Search for "love," how many songs come up? 617
Go to your media player and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud and after each one press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question.
First song that comes up: My Love Is Your Love (Club Mix) - Whitney Houston
What do you think of me, iTunes? Crazy In Love - Beyonce'
Will I have a happy life? I'm In the Mood for Love - Barbra Streisand
What do my friends really think of me? Love - Destiny's Child
Do people secretly lust after me? Big Love - Fleetwood Mac
How can I make myself happy? Suicide - R. Kelly (I **** YOU NOT)
What should I do with my life? Time To Say Goodbye - Sarah Brightman
Why must life be so full of pain? Been So Long - Anita Baker
Will I ever have children? Louisiana Woman, Mississippi Man - Conway Twitty and Loretta Lynn
Will I die happy? Wednesday - Tori Amos
Can you give me some advice? Send In the Clowns - Barbra Streisand
What do you think happiness is? She's Not Just A Pretty Face - Shania Twain
What's your favorite fetish? Fairy Tale - Toni Braxton
How can I make myself happy? Suicide - R. Kelly (I **** YOU NOT)
What should I do with my life? Time To Say Goodbye - Sarah Brightman
Will I die happy? Wednesday - Tori Amos
Well... I'm sure we'll all enjoy your last week here on the Ledge/earth... Better make it a good one!
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