Desperate Housewives Season 2 Official Thread [Archive]

Brwn_eyes0511

10-02-2005, 09:12 PM

It's boring me. I really only care about Alfre Woodard and Marcia Cross at this point. I dream of strapping Teri Hatcher down and shoving a feeding tube up her nose; her straw legs make me physically ill.

Ohhh...Terri Hatcher is one hot MILF! I love her dearly. :wavey:

So now we know that it is her husband that she is keeping locked up in the basement...but she said her son was dead?

When Brea slapped Phyllis, I thought I was going to die...It was hilarious!

dissention

10-02-2005, 09:16 PM

Ohhh...Terri Hatcher is one hot MILF! I love her dearly. :wavey:

That? Is disgusting. She makes Kate Moss look like a beached whale. And that veiny forehead of hers that she's sporting because she's so underweight grosses me out. It looks like a roadmap.

So now we know that it is her husband that she is keeping locked up in the basement...but she said her son was dead?

I don't think DeepVoiced!Matthew is her son. They're too cuddly. And she's supposed to have something to do with the whole Mary Alice affair.

When Brea slapped Phyllis, I thought I was going to die...It was hilarious!

Marcia Cross makes the show. :nod:

Livia

10-02-2005, 09:19 PM

Ohhh...Terri Hatcher is one hot MILF! I love her dearly. :wavey:

So now we know that it is her husband that she is keeping locked up in the basement...but she said her son was dead?

When Brea slapped Phyllis, I thought I was going to die...It was hilarious!

I totally predicted the slap, but it was hilarious.

Alfre merely told the shrink that story to get the sleeping pills. We still don't know for sure she was even telling the truth. I still think it's Paul in the basement.

Someone please give Teri Hatcher a sandwich. Or 12.

I love that Edie skates on "quads" with pom-poms on 'em. :thumbsup:

Brwn_eyes0511

10-02-2005, 09:19 PM

That? Is disgusting. She makes Kate Moss look like a beached whale. And that veiny forehead of hers that she's sporting because she's so underweight grosses me out. It looks like a roadmap.

She is really thin, but still hot to me!

I don't think DeepVoiced!Matthew is her son. They're too cuddly. And she's supposed to have something to do with the whole Mary Alice affair.

When you feel of someone's abs and chest...they are usually not your son! :nod: :laugh:

Marcia Cross makes the show. :nod:

She is great!

What about the fight over changing the sheets?... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Brwn_eyes0511

10-02-2005, 09:21 PM

I love that Edie skates on "quads" with pom-poms on 'em. :thumbsup:

When Susan "ran her over" I just thought to myself...this show could run for another 8 years and still please me! :laugh:

dissention

10-02-2005, 09:23 PM

She is really thin, but still hot to me!

When I can visibly see every bone in someone's body, I cannot fathom calling them hot. I'd be afraid of being impaled by a jutting bone if I got near her, let alone if I schtupped her.

She is great!

What about the fight over changing the sheets?... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I thought that was great. I love Felicity Huffman and Doug Savant, they crack me up together. "The System." *giggles*

Brwn_eyes0511

10-02-2005, 09:24 PM

I thought that was great. I love Felicity Huffman and Doug Savant, they crack me up together. "The System." *giggles*

And her talking to the rat near the end... :laugh:

Livia

10-02-2005, 09:25 PM

Poor little mousie, I felt sorry for him! :laugh:

Brwn_eyes0511

10-02-2005, 09:29 PM

:laugh: I did too, but he did serve his purpose!

What do you think about next week? What was up with Alfre falling on the floor screaming?

Livia

10-02-2005, 09:34 PM

I had to run to the computer for an ebay auction that was ending soon, so I missed the previews...what was she doing exactly?

dissention

10-02-2005, 09:37 PM

I had to run to the computer for an ebay auction that was ending soon, so I missed the previews...what was she doing exactly?

It looked like the white dude in her basement was escaping and he knocked her over when she was bringing him his dinner tray.

diamondsnake

10-02-2005, 09:53 PM

This was not the best episode. The season premiere was great, but this episode was kind of a let down, I must say. Oh well, hoepefully next week will be better.

And someone needs to tell the powers that be that we want more Edie! The public is demanding more Edie Brit! Why she is only in one minute an episode, I'll never know!

dissention

10-02-2005, 09:55 PM

And someone needs to tell the powers that be that we want more Edie! The public is demanding more Edie Brit! Why she is only in one minute an episode, I'll never know!

They should get rid of Gabrielle in favor of more Edie.

bikerchic

10-03-2005, 07:50 AM

Favourite line last nite:

Why are rich men such jerk's? Oh I don't know, maybe for the same reason beautiful women are bitches!. Yay....go Carlos! :laugh:

P.S.- The rat thing was too much.

Patti

10-03-2005, 08:40 AM

SuzeQuze

10-03-2005, 09:34 AM

I missed about the last 15 minutes of the show. Can someone fill me in about Alfre Woodard at the shrink? I didn't see any of that? And did I miss anything else? Oh Edie and the skates. I didn't see that either.

Alfre told the shrink she hasn't been sleeping so he prescribed a sedative which she then chopped up and put in her prisoner's food.

Edie was roller skating and came up to Susan's car. They got into a fight about Susan's ex. Edie said he told her they had the best sex "bar none". Then Susan told Edie that her ex just told her 6 mos prior he was still in love with her and drove off. Edie caught up with Susan at a stop sign with a crossing gaurd crossing school children. Edie was insisting he never said that to Susan. Then Susan was driving off with Edie hanging on the car. Edie fell behind and said something and Susan backed up to yell at her and wound up hitting her with the car! It was hilarious. :lol: Edie has a broken tibia.

Patti

10-03-2005, 09:40 AM

Thanks Suze! :xoxo:

rbs3676

10-03-2005, 12:31 PM

I agree with a lot of the previous posts...

Last night's episode wasn't the best I've ever seen but it's still more entertaining than anything else on television right now. Next week's episode looks much beefier (and that's not because the gardener returns!) to me.

Big cheers go to Edie Brit and her fabu red skating outfit - I agree, more Edie! MORE EDIE!!!

And how hot is Teri Hatcher's ex? HELLO DADDY! Lucky Edie... :wavey:

rbs

bikerchic

10-03-2005, 02:29 PM

Was it over 10 minutes early for you guy's too? Then they repeated the last 10 min. to fill the hour, WTF :shrug:

SuzeQuze

10-03-2005, 03:03 PM

dissention

10-03-2005, 03:06 PM

And how hot is Teri Hatcher's ex? HELLO DADDY! Lucky Edie... :wavey:

rbs

I thought the same thing. :laugh: I want to molest him.

Nixxxed

10-03-2005, 03:10 PM

:nod:

I've only seen one funny Gabrielle scene so far - and that was in the very first episode when she was mowing the lawn in her ball gown.

BTFLCHLD

10-03-2005, 03:15 PM

what does everyone think about kelly monaco joining the cast?

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dissention

10-03-2005, 03:19 PM

what does everyone think about kelly monaco joining the cast?

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I'll stop watching.

BTFLCHLD

10-03-2005, 03:28 PM

I'll stop watching. :lol: what? you dont want to watch the catfights? we need one more to stir it up IMO

oh and that ladylike hand belongs to a guy :laugh: :xoxo:

dissention

10-03-2005, 03:30 PM

:lol: what? you dont want to watch the catfights? we need one more to stir it up IMO

Then get someone other than that no-talent little girl. :laugh:

oh and that ladylike hand belongs to a guy :laugh: :xoxo:

Didn't it look like a lady's hand, though?!

skcin

10-03-2005, 03:34 PM

Then get someone other than that no-talent little girl. :laugh:

Didn't it look like a lady's hand, though?!

It's quite a dainty hand. Not much hair that I could see either. :shrug:

BTFLCHLD

10-03-2005, 03:37 PM

Then get someone other than that no-talent little girl. :laugh: Didn't it look like a lady's hand, though?! from your fingertips to the producers of the show...just going by who they have geared up to come in... i dont know it looked dainty when i first saw it but since i didnt see the whole show i watched what i taped and it actually looks a bit masculine :wavey:

send us a picture of your hand dissy...preferrably holding your...i mean reaching for a glass :xoxo:

MacMan

10-03-2005, 07:17 PM

bikerchic

10-03-2005, 07:31 PM

The CTV Network here in Canada messed up the last 5 or 10 minutes of the show - to make it up, they've posted the transcript of what was missing and also posted video clips of the missing segments:

CTV.ca (http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20051003/desperate_housewives_scene_051003/20051003/)
Due to a Master Control technical fault......OMG, only in Canada :laugh: Thanks so much for that, I kind a wondered what happen to the rat and Edie.

GODDESS6

10-03-2005, 08:27 PM

sara1998

10-03-2005, 09:01 PM

The whole rat thing had me rollin'! Looked like something I would totally do... and they do need more Edie and Susan going at it. But I agree with Diss... Brea makes the show. She is absolutely hilarious. I thought I was going to die laughing when she finally slapped Phyllis... she so diserved it.

diamondsnake

10-03-2005, 10:25 PM

Maybe the hand is just really thin from only being fed one meal a day. If all I ate was a half a sandwich for an entire day I would have a dainty hand too. And, of course it was lily white because the person in question has been trapped in a basement for God knows how long.

catinthedark

10-03-2005, 11:28 PM

The CTV Network here in Canada messed up the last 5 or 10 minutes of the show - to make it up, they've posted the transcript of what was missing and also posted video clips of the missing segments:

CTV.ca (http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20051003/desperate_housewives_scene_051003/20051003/)

:laugh: :laugh: I didn't even notice there was a part missing!! And the version I saw, CTV in the east, they didn't air the same two segments back to back. Wonder how they came out on time? Bizarre. But thanks for posting the transcript! :wavey:

BTFLCHLD

10-03-2005, 11:32 PM

If all I ate was a half a sandwich for an entire day I would have a dainty hand too. yes but if it was served with a rose it would sustain you :rolleyes: question: is this guy/gal sporting a cathetor and a bm bag? :shocked:

dissention

10-03-2005, 11:33 PM

yes but if it was served with a rose it would sustain you :rolleyes: question: is this guy/gal sporting a cathetor and a bm bag? :shocked:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

PS: Next weeks epsiode of Medium looks goooood.

BTFLCHLD

10-03-2005, 11:38 PM

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

PS: Next weeks epsiode of Medium looks goooood. in on the edge of my seat
waiting for tonights show ...
sigh i love jake sooo much :D

dissention

10-03-2005, 11:43 PM

in on the edge of my seat
waiting for tonights show ...
sigh i love jake sooo much :D

Me, toooooooo. He's so gorgeous, I need to turn on the AC. :laugh: It looks like he's going to be fab in next weeks episode.

Did you know that HBO just released his old show "The Mind of the Married Man" on DVD? He's such a funny prick in it.

BTFLCHLD

10-03-2005, 11:47 PM

Me, toooooooo. He's so gorgeous, I need to turn on the AC. :laugh: It looks like he's going to be fab in next weeks episode.

Did you know that HBO just released his old show "The Mind of the Married Man" on DVD? He's such a funny prick in it. if nbc would run his parts in slow-mo id be more than satisfied...so delicious he is! i love him in everything he does...when is gothic realeased?

dissention

10-03-2005, 11:51 PM

if nbc would run his parts in slow-mo id be more than satisfied...so delicious he is! i love him in everything he does...when is gothic realeased?

October 25th!!

I seriously have it marked on my calendar. I kid you not. I covet those DVDs like Kirstie Alley covets McDonalds. I will finally be able to trash my old videos and crappy DVD-Rs. He's soooooo good as Dr. Matt, especially in the later ones when they give him entire episodes.

In any case, I can't wait to have someone else to gush over American Gothic with. You will LOVE it.

BTFLCHLD

10-03-2005, 11:57 PM

October 25th!!
In any case, I can't wait to have someone else to gush over American Gothic with. You will LOVE it. and i will provide the animations here for us to drool upon...all i see before me right now is that face! i would never stop kissing him! hard to believe patricia isnt all over that...or begging for more from the writers...id want to practice a kissing scene a kazillion times :]

Wild_Heart03

10-04-2005, 03:32 AM

Next week's episode looks much beefier (and that's not because the gardener returns!) to me.

Oh, I know! Next week's ep looks SO good. And the return of Jesse Metcalfe.... well let's just say I'll definitely be watching!! ;)

GODDESS6

10-04-2005, 06:37 AM

Oh, I know! Next week's ep looks SO good. And the return of Jesse Metcalfe.... well let's just say I'll definitely be watching!! ;)
i read at the emmy's that felicity huffman said jesse metcalfe would only be in a few of the 1st episodes & his character will have legal problems of his own & leaves the show, can anyone confirm this? i think he adds so much crazy fun w/ gabi on the show~
this week's episode was fab, i can't stop watchin season I on dvd either :eek: ~

SuzeQuze

10-04-2005, 07:28 AM

dissention

10-04-2005, 10:24 AM

and i will provide the animations here for us to drool upon...all i see before me right now is that face! i would never stop kissing him! hard to believe patricia isnt all over that...or begging for more from the writers...id want to practice a kissing scene a kazillion times :]

His episode of "Law and Order: Criminal Intent" is on USA tomorrow a couple of times; I don't remember when, though. I think it was the only episode of that show that I actually liked because it was the pilot and I remembered thinking it was a great show, but then I saw more episodes and thought it sucked. D'Onofrio bugs me.

MacMan

10-04-2005, 06:57 PM

your sig picture is GORGEOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~

Thanks! :wavey:

Wild_Heart03

10-05-2005, 01:55 AM

i read at the emmy's that felicity huffman said jesse metcalfe would only be in a few of the 1st episodes & his character will have legal problems of his own & leaves the show, can anyone confirm this? i think he adds so much crazy fun w/ gabi on the show~
this week's episode was fab, i can't stop watchin season I on dvd either :eek: ~

Oh man, I hope not! He's one of the main reasons I finally gave the show a try after not watching it, haha.

skcin

10-26-2005, 12:24 PM

Just want to quote my post from the other thread back in September:

Good episode. I'm dying to know who's in the basement. Alfre's hubby, perhaps? A mentally ill relative?

Oh yeah, baby. :D Well, not mentally ill but close enough. I wonder why the mom is hiding him if she's just going to blow him in?

Loved Lynette's bar scenes. :nod:

dissention

10-26-2005, 12:27 PM

Loved Lynette's bar scenes. :nod:

I saw a trailer for Felicity Huffman's new movie "Transamerica" at the movies last week and I predict an Oscar nomination at the very least. :nod: Can you imagine winning an Emmy and an Oscar in the same year? I'd plotz.

SuzeQuze

10-26-2005, 12:46 PM

Just want to quote my post from the other thread back in September:

Oh yeah, baby. :D Well, not mentally ill but close enough. I wonder why the mom is hiding him if she's just going to blow him in?

Loved Lynette's bar scenes. :nod:

She was smokin'!!! That was hilarious. :laugh:

skcin

10-26-2005, 12:49 PM

I saw a trailer for Felicity Huffman's new movie "Transamerica" at the movies last week and I predict an Oscar nomination at the very least. :nod: Can you imagine winning an Emmy and an Oscar in the same year? I'd plotz.

Is that where she plays a transexual? I've heard great things. :nod:

danax6

10-26-2005, 02:36 PM

Loved Lynette's bar scenes. :nod: :nod: She is great.

Bree's outburst at the graveyard is also noteworthy. She looked like she was going to pop. :laugh:

So far I think the season is so so. I thought the first season's mystery was much more, well, mysterious and interesting, but maybe they will add some twists to the plot, so I am not giving up yet. ;)

SuzeQuze

10-26-2005, 02:45 PM

:nod: She is great.

Bree's outburst at the graveyard is also noteworthy. She looked like she was going to pop. :laugh:

...

That was amazing! Her neck became its own entity, I was getting scared!

Richard B

10-26-2005, 02:48 PM

So far I think the season is so so. I thought the first season's mystery was much more, well, mysterious and interesting, but maybe they will add some twists to the plot, so I am not giving up yet. ;)
Right now, they are on tease mode, waiting for next months "Sweeps" (the month where they drag out the big guns as the advertisers buy their time during this period). Stay tuned.

dissention

10-26-2005, 02:55 PM

Right now, they are on tease mode, waiting for next months "Sweeps" (the month where they drag out the big guns as the advertisers buy their time during this period). Stay tuned.

They've lost me. That show has become as entertaining as waiting in line at the DMV. It's become too cartoonish and repetitive, and I can't bear to see them waste Alfre Woodard like they do.

danax6

10-26-2005, 02:56 PM

Right now, they are on tease mode, waiting for next months "Sweeps" (the month where they drag out the big guns as the advertisers buy their time during this period). Stay tuned.I figured as much. :)

I still think their opening teaser was one of the best hooks ever. Here I went thinking I was going to watch some fluffy show about housewives struggling to make it (in the same genre as Sisters used to be) and then BAM, out of the blue she shoots herself through the head. That's when I knew this was going to be a great show. I really loved the first season, and as I said, I am waiting for the plot twists to make the current season more interesting.

Brwn_eyes0511

10-26-2005, 03:11 PM

That was amazing! Her neck became its own entity, I was getting scared!

I agree! Bree is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But I'm still a Susan whore! :D

bikerchic

10-26-2005, 03:53 PM

I was thinking if they had another new character join the neighbourhood, like Stevie as the mysterious, eccentric, aging rock star, and everyone thinks she's a witch. Something along the lines of "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?" but instead "Stevie Nicks" :laugh:

Serrart

10-26-2005, 04:27 PM

I've recently written something on the critics against David Cherry for this year's series. So, how do you find this second one? Much worse than the first year? Equally good? Better?

Romy

sara1998

11-06-2005, 10:07 PM

I think Susan is going to kill Paul Young.....

rbs3676

11-06-2005, 10:19 PM

I think Susan is going to kill Paul Young.....

It is my wish that SOMEONE kill Paul Young and then, in turn, kill Susan! :laugh:

The whole sobbing in the middle of the street in a wedding gown was just a tad over the top for me...all it needed was Edie Britt skating by while licking a giant lollipop! :wavey:

rbs

Brwn_eyes0511

11-06-2005, 10:32 PM

dissention

11-07-2005, 12:12 AM

It is my wish that SOMEONE kill Paul Young and then, in turn, kill Susan! :laugh:

The whole sobbing in the middle of the street in a wedding gown was just a tad over the top for me...all it needed was Edie Britt skating by while licking a giant lollipop! :wavey:

rbs

Teri Hatcher is seriously getting on my nerves on this show lately. Her character has become completely unlikable and she plays her in such a shrill manner that I can't stand it.

The only thing that really saved this episode was Lesley Ann Warren. Oh, how I adore her.

I'm also loving Adrian Pasdar as Carlos' sleazy lawyer. So smarmy. Who knows what Gabrielle is thinking, I'd have an affair with him in a heartbeat. ;)

Brwn_eyes0511

11-07-2005, 12:15 AM

Teri Hatcher is seriously getting on my nerves on this show lately. Her character has become completely unlikable and she plays her in such a shrill manner that I can't stand it.

The only thing that really saved this episode was Lesley Ann Warren. Oh, how I adore her.

I'm also loving Adrian Pasdar as Carlos' sleazy lawyer. So smarmy. Who knows what Gabrielle is thinking, I'd have an affair with him in a heartbeat. ;)

I think Suzanne had the best line of the night!

"And to think we have a murderer living down the street from us and there is nothing we can do about it just because you are an ex-con and I burned down Edie's house!"

I literally LOL!

dissention

11-07-2005, 12:18 AM

I think Suzanne had the best line of the night!

"And to think we have a murderer living down the street from us and there is nothing we can do about it just because you are an ex-con and I burned down Edie's house!"

I literally LOL!

She's so annoying that I can't bring myself to laugh at any of her lines. Seriously. Well, I did laugh at her breakdown at the end of the show because it was so over-the-top that I couldn't believe it. I mean, are we supposed to sympathize with her character? Only a naive idiot would.

desertangel

11-07-2005, 04:43 AM

My boss's sister is Mary Alice (Brenda Strong.) She comes into the office at least a couple times a year. Because of all the requests, she's started bringing glossies and cheerfully personalizes them for anyone who wants one, or more. She's really a sweet lady and so beautiful!

Laura

Brwn_eyes0511

11-07-2005, 05:09 AM

wondergirl9847

11-07-2005, 11:10 AM

I'm also loving Adrian Pasdar as Carlos' sleazy lawyer. So smarmy. Who knows what Gabrielle is thinking, I'd have an affair with him in a heartbeat. ;)

When I first saw him on the show, I thought "Wow, his voice kinda ruins it for me." :laugh: Then, he grew on me last night a lot for some wierd reason. I'd do him too. LOL He reminds me of Scott Bakula, who I love. Although, Scott's voice is a little deeper.

Laura, you met Sue Ellen Mischke!? Hee!!

stargazer99

11-07-2005, 12:03 PM

When I first saw him on the show, I thought "Wow, his voice kinda ruins it for me." :laugh: Then, he grew on me last night a lot for some wierd reason. I'd do him too. LOL He reminds me of Scott Bakula, who I love. Although, Scott's voice is a little deeper.

:laugh:

My thoughts exactly, about the voice! He is hot, though, so I probably could get past the voice as well. :D

MoonChilde

11-07-2005, 12:25 PM

ok.does anyone else think that Bree's husband is Not really dead?? that he and his doctor actually set it up to look like he is dead, to try and find out who was poisioning him???

dissention

11-07-2005, 12:28 PM

When I first saw him on the show, I thought "Wow, his voice kinda ruins it for me." :laugh: Then, he grew on me last night a lot for some wierd reason. I'd do him too. LOL He reminds me of Scott Bakula, who I love. Although, Scott's voice is a little deeper.

Laura, you met Sue Ellen Mischke!? Hee!!

Did you ever watch the show "Profit" back in the mid-nineties on Fox? He was sooo good in that show. I loved it, but it only ran for around four episodes. It was released on DVD over the summer with four more episodes that never aired for under twenty bucks. You'd probably like it, it's delightfully twisted, over-the-top, and perverted. It's no surprise that it got canceled because it's something that you'd expect to see on HBO or FX nowadays, not on network television in the nineties.

But, anyway, yeah, he's hot. :laugh:

wondergirl9847

11-07-2005, 12:37 PM

Never watched it, but I remember it. Hmm...sounds interesting though. ;)

Livia

11-07-2005, 12:47 PM

SuzeQuze

11-07-2005, 12:55 PM

Bree's rash was hilarious - could George BE any creepier?

Was anyone else expecting Lynette to spill something on that creme suit? Or one of the kids run up and hug her w/ their muddy hands?

Susan-UGH! Hate her now...

Next week looks good -w/ "the escape!" :thumbsup:

How gorgeous did Bree look in that blue jewel-toned shirt? And yes, that guy is so creepy, ew ick.

Terri Hatcher's character has become like Allison on Melrose Place, blech. I felt sorry for her but I did not cry like I probalby would have if she were a sympathetic character.

I adore Lynette, she is so devious but in an "innocent" way. :lol: Husbands just do not understand how important fashion is! :laugh: The golf club stunt was the best.

I don't like that lawyer guy one bit. I forgot to check if he was hot because he is such a sleeze. :lol: Gabrielle and Carlos are a big snooze fest this season, who cares? I'd be fine with it if he just stayed in jail.

And what's his face coming back. :shocked: He is such a major creep. Evil. I would love to see Susan off him! :lol:

dissention

11-07-2005, 12:58 PM

Terri Hatcher's character has become like Allison on Melrose Place, blech.

OMG, I actually said that out loud last night! I shouted "Shut the phuck up, Allison!" while she was having her breakdown in the middle of the road. :laugh:

I don't like that lawyer guy one bit. I forgot to check if he was hot because he is such a sleeze. :lol: Gabrielle and Carlos are a big snooze fest this season, who cares? I'd be fine with it if he just stayed in jail.

Poop on you, then. :p

I can't stand Carlos and Gabrielle, never liked them at all. They need to ditch them because they've never been interesting. At least the Mike and Susan **** was interesting at one point.

SuzeQuze

11-07-2005, 01:00 PM

OMG, I actually said that out loud last night! I shouted "Shut the phuck up, Allison!" while she was having her breakdown in the middle of the road. :laugh:

No suh! :shocked: That's too much! How whiney did they make Allison on MP? I could not stand her.

I can't stand Carlos and Gabrielle, never liked them at all. They need to ditch them because they've never been interesting. At least the Mike and Susan **** was interesting at one point.

Yeah, it was the gardener that was "interesting"! :lol:

dissention

11-07-2005, 01:06 PM

No suh! :shocked: That's too much! How whiney did they make Allison on MP? I could not stand her.

The ultimate in whininess was when she crashed Billy and Brooke's wedding. Then she fell off the wagon and got completely sloshed right before Kimberly blew up the building and wouldn't come out of her apartment. And her whiney, drunk ass was blown sky high. :laugh: I was hoping she died, but no, they made the bitch blind so that she could try to land Billy yet again. Argh.

Yeah, it was the gardener that was "interesting"! :lol:

I thought he was annoying. :laugh:

stargazer99

11-07-2005, 01:12 PM

The ultimate in whininess was when she crashed Billy and Brooke's wedding. Then she fell off the wagon and got completely sloshed right before Kimberly blew up the building and wouldn't come out of her apartment. And her whiney, drunk ass was blown sky high. :laugh: I was hoping she died, but no, they made the bitch blind so that she could try to land Billy yet again. Argh.

I thought he was annoying. :laugh:

I think I had stopped watching MP by that point. I didn't care about any of the characters anymore. Allison annoyed the crap out of me by that time. Billy, on the other hand, annoyed me from day one of that show. I thought Andrew Shue was the worst actor on the face of the earth... until they brought Brooke on. The girl who played her gave Andrew Shue a run for his money! I think Billy and Brooke were made for each other... they had to be the two most boring characters ever! The affairs they each had couldn't even save them from dullsville.

stargazer99

11-07-2005, 01:28 PM

How gorgeous did Bree look in that blue jewel-toned shirt? And yes, that guy is so creepy, ew ick.!

Oh god, he was making my skin crawl.

Terri Hatcher's character has become like Allison on Melrose Place, blech. I felt sorry for her but I did not cry like I probalby would have if she were a sympathetic character.

I'm not a Teri Hatcher fan, but I liked her character in the beginning. She has become rather annoying, though. I really didn't feel anything for her when she had her little breakdown last night. I do agree with Brown Eyes, though, about this line being funny: "And to think we have a murderer living down the street from us and there is nothing we can do about it just because you are an ex-con and I burned down Edie's house!"

I adore Lynette, she is so devious but in an "innocent" way. :lol: Husbands just do not understand how important fashion is! :laugh: The golf club stunt was the best.

Yep, she played that perfectly!

Gabrielle and Carlos are a big snooze fest this season, who cares? I'd be fine with it if he just stayed in jail.

What I'd like to know is whether they're ever going to make her look pregnant! She has to be several months along by now, isn't she? Hell, I was 6 weeks along when I found out I was pregnant with my son, and I was already having trouble buttoning my pants!

And what's his face coming back. :shocked: He is such a major creep. Evil. I would love to see Susan off him! :lol:

Yeah, he gives me the creeps as well. Maybe they can put him and George in a car together, and drive it over a cliff!

wondergirl9847

11-07-2005, 01:37 PM

I don't think she's pregnant. Mike and Susan were never interesting. The gardener...thank God he's gone.

SuzeQuze

11-07-2005, 01:37 PM

I think I had stopped watching MP by that point. I didn't care about any of the characters anymore. Allison annoyed the crap out of me by that time. Billy, on the other hand, annoyed me from day one of that show. I thought Andrew Shue was the worst actor on the face of the earth... until they brought Brooke on. The girl who played her gave Andrew Shue a run for his money! I think Billy and Brooke were made for each other... they had to be the two most boring characters ever! The affairs they each had couldn't even save them from dullsville.

Yes, Andrew Shue is a horrible "actor". I had also stopped watching at this point because it was so awful.

I'm not a Teri Hatcher fan, but I liked her character in the beginning. She has become rather annoying, though. I really didn't feel anything for her when she had her little breakdown last night. I do agree with Brown Eyes, though, about this line being funny: "And to think we have a murderer living down the street from us and there is nothing we can do about it just because you are an ex-con and I burned down Edie's house!"

I liked her in the beginning too and also thought that line was funny.

What I'd like to know is whether they're ever going to make her look pregnant! She has to be several months along by now, isn't she? Hell, I was 6 weeks along when I found out I was pregnant with my son, and I was already having trouble buttoning my pants!

They're probably putting it off as long as possible because she is "hot" according to Maxim guys. Yes, Maxim can be an adjective sometimes. :laugh: I don't get it though. :shrug:

rbs3676

11-07-2005, 01:48 PM

This was one of the most boring episodes of HOUSEWIVES yet!
I will say that Bree's rash was hilarious (and I totally agree with that post about her being GORGEOUS).
But this episode was so predictable. I knew that (1) creepy George was gonna slip Bree some roofies, (2) Lynette was gonna have a price tag hanging, (3) Bigmouth Susan wasn't going to be able to hold anything in and
(4) Gabrielle was going to be over the top as usual. And the way the episode ended...crying in the street in a wedding gown? OH BROTHER!
I want more Edie Britt!

And in regards to MELROSE PLACE...that was SUCH a whacky show! I remember one cliff hanger had Dr Kimberly Shaw (the gorgeous Marcia Cross)taking off her wig and she had become some kind of alien!??!?!! :shrug: And didn't the conniving and backstabbing Sydney drive off a cliff in her wedding dress??? That was such a nutty show...I miss it! :nod:

rbs

sara1998

11-07-2005, 03:08 PM

This was one of the most boring episodes of HOUSEWIVES yet!
I want more Edie Britt!

Yes, it was boring.

We do need more Edie, don't we?

I still think Susan will kill Paul.

SuzeQuze

11-07-2005, 03:11 PM

Yes, it was boring.

We do need more Edie, don't we?

I still think Susan will kill Paul.

I just remembered Edie's best line last nite "I made out with him". :lol:

sara1998

11-07-2005, 03:16 PM

I just remembered Edie's best line last nite "I made out with him". :lol:
She is hilarious! The thing about it is, if they showed more Edie, she wouldn't be the character we all love. They'd find a way to screw her up just like they did Susan.

SuzeQuze

11-07-2005, 03:23 PM

She is hilarious! The thing about it is, if they showed more Edie, she wouldn't be the character we all love. They'd find a way to screw her up just like they did Susan.

You're right, if they keep her on the fringes we will just remain salivating crying, "More!" :laugh:

desertangel

11-08-2005, 03:50 AM

Laura, you met Sue Ellen Mischke!? Hee!!

I was not a regular Seinfeld viewer, so never got to catch her on that show... the braless wonder. I did see her a few times on Everwood. She played Treat Williams' dead wife. When she was signing the pic I mentioned something about all the ghostly parts she's been playing lately and she just chuckled and said something like ..yea, I better be careful or I'll be typecast. What a dorky thing for me to say. DUH! :sorry: The jacket she wore in the movie Starship Troopers was up on Ebay awhile back, so I mentioned it to her sister/my boss. She laughed and said she's got lots of stuff of hers she could be selling on Ebay. :p I dunno... it's kinda weird, for me anyway, to occassionally see a TV/Movie star come strolling thru our tacky old government-run office. :D

Laura

skcin

11-08-2005, 12:24 PM

Bree looked absolutely stunning in that blouse. :nod:

I thought for sure creepy would sexually assault her, but I do believe that she was still fully clothed (pantyhose included) when she woke up. So did he or didn't he? :shrug:

Carlos & Gabrielle? ZZzzzzZZZzzzz....

Susan - so over-the-top ridiculous, I wanted to reach into the TV & slap her. :rolleyes:

Livia

11-13-2005, 11:36 PM

catinthedark

11-13-2005, 11:42 PM

Better episode tonight!

Bree: "I'm not going to say it again, it made my teeth hurt bad enough the first time." :lol:

The twins are back! Yay! I was kinda relieved we didn't have to put up with Lynette's bitchy boss tonight.

Poor Gabrielle...did y'all know that Eva's hosting SNL this coming week?

You're right - it was a bit better. I think it was Edie who said that, though, wasn't it? To Susan? It all starts to blend together... :laugh:

Spoiler below......

I guess Gabrielle is losing the baby. Not surprising - I couldn't quite see them making her a mom... I actually liked the scenes with her and Bree tonight. Bree has gone from the cold, anal b*tch to one of the sanest, most reasonable characters on the show.

Livia

11-13-2005, 11:45 PM

Duh - you're right. I must have been thinking of Bree...Susan was more tolerable. I wouldn't have minded seeing some of her and Carl gettin' it on...he's hot...

So, what was I gonna say about Bree? Oh, she drank a lot in this episode...foreshadowing? What sort of wine goes best with mint chocolate chip ice cream?

skcin

11-14-2005, 11:15 AM

Bree's daughter hooking up with the new guy? Who knew? oh, that's right, I DID! Gloat gloat gloat.

George is just out of hand. Throwing a guy off a bridge, buying Bree a house, proposing in front of his mom (and btw Linda Dano does NOT look old enough to be his mom!) I hope Bree figures all of this out soon, it's just too creepy. I hate that guy.

I love that Mike is totally ignoring Susan. She deserves nothing from him. And sleeping with Edit:CARL? Kind of yuck.

Gabby. Baby lost, or bedrest for weeks? Not sure how this will play out.

Lynette & Tom & that couple were great. "My boys had a rock fight with yours." "That's OK, they look fine to me." :D

"Let's show them 'the room' honey!" :laugh:

sara1998

11-14-2005, 12:36 PM

SHE SLEPT WITH PAUL YOUNG?!?!?! I didn't get to watch last night, and this is what happened???

Livia

11-14-2005, 12:40 PM

No - she slept with CARL, her ex. He and Edie had a fight and he ended up at Susan's. Then he and Edie got back together the next day.

skcin

11-14-2005, 12:55 PM

SHE SLEPT WITH PAUL YOUNG?!?!?! I didn't get to watch last night, and this is what happened???

OMG, so sorry. My bad. it was Carl. :o

sara1998

11-14-2005, 02:40 PM

OMG, so sorry. My bad. it was Carl. :o
It's ok. I thought for sure she would'nt do that. I still say she's gonna kill Paul....

bikerchic

04-09-2006, 08:10 PM

Ok, am I the only one that still watches this? and why the hell is it not on tonite?

Lala

04-09-2006, 08:42 PM

I still watch it, although it seems I missed out on the previous convo.

Bummer it's not on tonight.

goldie

04-09-2006, 08:58 PM

I still watch it! Bummer about tonight and I think Grey's Anatomy is a repeat. Doesn't make for a good TV nite.

bikerchic

04-09-2006, 09:00 PM

Doesn't make for a good TV nite.
I know. That's why I'm on here :laugh:

DrummerDeanna

04-09-2006, 09:00 PM

I still watch it :wavey: BUT I missed it last week because I was seeing the Lion King on stage - and forgot to set my VCR....and it's not on tonight...I watch it and still throroughly enjoy it :nod:

Brwn_eyes0511

04-09-2006, 09:23 PM

I still watch it :wavey: BUT I missed it last week because I was seeing the Lion King on stage - and forgot to set my VCR....and it's not on tonight...I watch it and still throroughly enjoy it :nod:

Me too..

I just hate the whole rerun one week and new episode the next! Ugh.. :mad:

:lol:

skcin

04-10-2006, 02:09 PM

I usually watch the last half if I happen to remember, but I don't get upset if I miss it anymore. Eh. :shrug:

SuzeQuze

04-10-2006, 04:57 PM

Well last week's was actually good so of course they leave us hanging! :mad:

Brwn_eyes0511

04-10-2006, 06:06 PM

Well last week's was actually good so of course they leave us hanging! :mad:

I know.. it was very good!!!

I still love this show.. A LOT! I just hope Marc Cherry takes all the fans' opinions into consideration when writing the main storyline for next season.. Season 1 was very well written and planned out.. but they ended it so soon.. they didn't really have anywhere to go this year. I think next season will be better..