the official ledgie crush poll!

[all the same]

Who's got a crush on another Ledgie?!

[all the same]

Drummer Deanna always bitches about not being on these polls, so there you go, Tootz! :xoxo: :lol:

[all the same]

I have a crush on lots of Ledgie boys. Anyone who loves Stevie Nicks is gonna peak my interest! And there are some fantastic guys on this forum! :o

And I have a few crushes on girls here too, but not in the... stick it in... sense! :eek:

[Johnny Stew]

I'm in love with a Ledgie... does that count? :D

[amber]

you should have "almost has a crush"

[riff_Shuffler]

Me too, Johnny! :D I wonder what we should do about that?? ;)

I say that we check "one crush" each!! :xoxo:

Joshua :wavey:

[all the same]

you should have "almost has a crush"

A semi-crush?? Hmmm... isn't a crush a crush? :confused:

[amber]

A semi-crush?? Hmmm... isn't a crush a crush? :confused:
I guess I don't have any, then. :) I almost have one, though.

[Johnny Stew]

Me too, Johnny! :D I wonder what we should do about that?? ;)

I say that we check "one crush" each!! :xoxo:That sounds like a good plan, Mr. Shuffler!
Wonder if our crushes know each other? :D

[all the same]

I guess I don't have any, then. :) I almost have one, though.

REVEAL THY SELF!!! :lol:

[amber]

REVEAL THY SELF!!! :lol:
no. I don't have one, actually. It's hard to crush on people i've never met. :)

[all the same]

no. I don't have one, actually. It's hard to crush on people i've never met. :)

That's my fatal flaw! I develop crushes on people I don't know! I get a big thumbs up for that one! whaaaa...

[riff_Shuffler]

That sounds like a good plan, Mr. Shuffler!
Wonder if our crushes know each other? :D

Johnny, my crush is sooooo into your crush, they could make a cute couple! :laugh:

Joshua :wavey:

[amber]

That's my fatal flaw! I develop crushes on people I don't know! I get a big thumbs up for that one! whaaaa...
That's weird. Or I'm weird. One of us, is. okay, you're lame, i'm not. how bout that? :laugh: :xoxo:
Besides, your my true dorky love. :)

[all the same]

That's weird. Or I'm weird. One of us, is. okay, you're lame, i'm not. how bout that? :laugh: :xoxo:
Besides, your my true dorky love. :)

It's the French Canadian blood in me! The Frenchies are dorks! :lol: But I'm satisfied with being a dork.

Yeah, you're WAY cooler than me! You have normal crushes! :distress:

[amber]

It's the French Canadian blood in me! The Frenchies are dorks! :lol: But I'm satisfied with being a dork.

Yeah, you're WAY cooler than me! You have normal crushes! :distress:
naw. anyone, anytime, can be a dork. I'm a bit french, but I don't think that explains it.
I'm only cooler than you because I get laid more. :laugh: ;) However, you are thinner, so.... :shrug:

[all the same]

naw. anyone, anytime, can be a dork. I'm a bit french, but I don't think that explains it.
I'm only cooler than you because I get laid more. :laugh: ;) However, you are thinner, so.... :shrug:

Six of one, half a dozen of the other! :laugh:

[amber]

Six of one, half a dozen of the other! :laugh:
yeah, I guess. Cept I get laid. :xoxo:

[all the same]

yeah, I guess. Cept I get laid. :xoxo:
:( screw you! I feel like a piece of crap tonight as it is! STOP IT! :mad: :xoxo:

[all the same]

yeah, I guess. Cept I get laid. :xoxo:

It was funny though! :laugh: :thumbsup:

[amber]

:( screw you! I feel like a piece of crap tonight as it is! STOP IT! :mad: :xoxo:
sorry. I'm teasing you. But then, imagine how much tail I would get if I lost weight? :laugh: :laugh:
I think you're great, you could have a BF in one sec. :xoxo:

[all the same]

sorry. I'm teasing you. But then, imagine how much tail I would get if I lost weight? :laugh: :laugh:
I think you're great, you could have a BF in one sec. :xoxo:

I don't know about that. The only people who get crushes on me are fat straight girls! :nod: In high school, two fat straight girls totally wanted to nail me. A cute straight girl wanted to nail me in college though. So, that was flattering. Boys? There have been so few! God! I gotta go to bed! I'm sounding WAY too pathetic!

[amber]

I don't know about that. The only people who get crushes on me are fat straight girls! :nod: In high school, two fat straight girls totally wanted to nail me. A cute straight girl wanted to nail me in college though. So, that was flattering. Boys? There have been so few! God! I gotta go to bed! I'm sounding WAY too pathetic!
quit talking about me like that!!!! :mad: :laugh: :lol:

[ontheEdgeof17]

A crush, ay? Hrmmmm...interesting. ;)

[amber]

What about us innocent victims of these limitless crushes? It's a tough position to be so wanted and so violated in people's fantasies. They're knocking down my door in hormonal frenzy. They're also knocking down my door to restrain and escort me into custody but that's incidental.

Let me put it this way.....













Shut Up. :)
:xoxo: *bask in my passive aggressive, yet totally sincere, glory.
ie, I love you, but not right now.*

[amber]

I have a crush on lots of Ledgie boys. Anyone who loves Stevie Nicks is gonna peak my interest! And there are some fantastic guys on this forum! :o

And I have a few crushes on girls here too, but not in the... stick it in... sense! :eek:
BTW, this is a perfect example of how you insert random grossness. I see almost all your posts, and, inevitably, there will be some kind of grossness within...oh...I would say..... three out of five of your posts.
Apparently, since you didn't get that many "gross" votes, I'm starting to suspect I'm the only one that sees it.
I'm like, that frickin chick, in all the movies, who says...
" oh, but there is a presence here!"
or....."but I did see grandpa! he said we should move out of this house!"
or...."Carrie....I think you are very special, and there is nothing wrong with you at all! Don't pay attention to those other girls and what they say!"


It's like, I'm the only one who sees what's really going on...and that you are actually totally gross.
You are the dancing WB frog of grossness, and I'm the girl who found the box. :lol:
Seriously, people, take note! Most posts will include random grossness!

[strandinthewind]

. . . They're also knocking down my door to restrain and escort me into custody but that's incidental.

Then, while in custody, they will put you in that nice white jacket that makes you perpetually hug yourself - remember drooling is allowed, but your arms and hands are embracing you, thus making wiping said drool (or foaming) impossible unless some nurse or orderly takes pity and opens the solitary confinement cell door at the risk of being bitten.

[amber]

Then, while in custody, they will put you in that nice white jacket that makes you perpetually hug yourself - remember drooling is allowed, but your arms and hands are embracing you, thus making wiping said drool (or foaming) impossible unless some nurse or orderly takes pity and opens the solitaty confinement cell door at the risk of being bitten.
Wow, get out of my head.
Also never, ever, be waking up at the same time that i've not gone to bed yet. Thanks.

[GateandGarden]

What about us innocent victims of these limitless crushes? It's a tough position to be so wanted and so violated in people's fantasies. They're knocking down my door in hormonal frenzy. They're also knocking down my door to restrain and escort me into custody but that's incidental.Oh, you know you love me having a lesbo crush on you. :xoxo:

Damn, I told Krista in January and then at some point (don't remember when exactly) I told Lux that I have a crush on her, so you'd think I'd tell you-know-who, and yet I can't. :distress:

http://img79.imageshack.us/img79/8852/lux26vi9yl.jpg
http://img79.imageshack.us/img79/8122/lux8rl7kr.jpg
*sighs* Lux is so cute! :blob2:

[GateandGarden]

Firstly.....ack!! Oh the hideousness.:xoxo: :xoxo:

[strandinthewind]

no. I don't have one, actually. It's hard to crush on people i've never met. :)

unless they are a movie star - cough Tom Cruise cough :wavey:

[amber]

unless they are a movie star - cough Tom Cruise cough :wavey:
I just like him, I don't really have any sexy feelings for him. :) If so, barely, but not really. Mostly I want to play volleyball with him, have a silly laugh, and then play frisbee and ride on the back of his bike.
Nice try, though.
Now, Val Kilmer, I might be approaching a crush, there. but no. almost, though! close! but no.

[strandinthewind]

Firstly.....ack!! Oh the hideousness.

Please don't encourage them, I can tolerate the dribble however I'm not that resistant against the beatings that accompany the nurses visits. The jackets aren't that uncomfortable actually, assuming you have no desire to move and I mean really, who doesn't enjoy being deprived of movement and stability?

I hear tell you, based on experience and when sprung, are starting your own line of these jackets in fabric that breathes - a fancy color choice will also be available. Personally, I think a clever marketing snipe would be to have those jackets in a fabric that changed color according to mood a la those tacky, but fun, rings from the 70's.

[amber]

Yeah, I wouldn't call that a crush.

Now, what if I wanted to sit in a park under the trees in New Orleans with someone, while we use a Prestige Clinical Cardiology Stethoscope to listen to each other's hearts? Then we gaze fixedly at each other? Would you call that a crush? :laugh:

what if I almost cared about that?
:p

ha, told you I'd remember! :xoxo: Spanks again!

[GateandGarden]

what if I almost cared about that?
:p"I'll just almost hold you...you'll just almost stay..."

Sorry, you brought up "The Dealer" ...Didn't you?

[amber]

"I'll just almost hold you...you'll just almost stay..."

Sorry, you brought up "The Dealer" ...Didn't you?
Nope. Don't even know it. :)

[GateandGarden]

I just realized that someone needs to fess up about his or her huge crush on Deanna. It's so unfair that that choice has no votes.

[GateandGarden]

Nope. Don't even know it. :)Oh my. Well, I'll have to send you that sometime. Especially the version with Tom Petty. :nod:

[strandinthewind]

Yeah, I wouldn't call that a crush.

Now, what if I wanted to sit in a park under the trees in New Orleans with someone, while we use a Prestige Clinical Cardiology Stethoscope to listen to each other's hearts? Then we gaze fixedly at each other? Would you call that a crush? :laugh:


Obsession is more like it :wavey:

BTW - I have sat in both Audubon and City Parks listening with my ear to someone's heart and it was thrilling.

[strandinthewind]

Hmm, that's a little tricky to set about doing while still stapped to the hospital bed.

Well, time is on your side. So, grow your fingernails long and use them to saw through the leather. Then, call Rupert Murdoch in the room next door getting his weekly constitutional and ask him for the name of a good tailor and marketing person - presumably not one in the same. Do not, however, mention the idea of the mood jacket lest he steal that too. Of course, with that much current searing through him, he likely will not remember and instead call you mommy and prepare to suckle, which, though he is porcine, exhilerating for you considering the voltage involved - perhaps the light dim when it is administered, thus causing the nurse in the room to see the lower whites of your eyes.

[macfanken]

Crushes... *sigh*

[strandinthewind]

Ah good, you realised I meant "strapped", I'm not sure how one becomes stapped to a bed.

I'm a little too far under the influence to comprehend. Explain for a simple person, will I still get my nightly visits from the 'nurse' and those leather belt treatments that have been the talk of the institution? I don't ask for much.

The leather was used as a strap to restrain your arms and legs by the wrists and ankles to the hospital bed, when you were being moved from the private cell in which you are confined to the straight jacket and have the nightly floggings from the caregivers - though they may also pelt you with insults and other canonballs whilst on the gurney. While on the gurney, I suggested that you use your finger nails to break free of the leather straps and run into Murdoch's room for some business advice on our mood jacket scheme, which needs guidance despite its self admitted brilliance. Surely and though mad and receiving at least weekly treatment in your institution, Murdoch would have some advice to get the ball rolling.

[all the same]

BTW, this is a perfect example of how you insert random grossness. I see almost all your posts, and, inevitably, there will be some kind of grossness within...oh...I would say..... three out of five of your posts.
Apparently, since you didn't get that many "gross" votes, I'm starting to suspect I'm the only one that sees it.
I'm like, that frickin chick, in all the movies, who says...
" oh, but there is a presence here!"
or....."but I did see grandpa! he said we should move out of this house!"
or...."Carrie....I think you are very special, and there is nothing wrong with you at all! Don't pay attention to those other girls and what they say!"


It's like, I'm the only one who sees what's really going on...and that you are actually totally gross.
You are the dancing WB frog of grossness, and I'm the girl who found the box. :lol:
Seriously, people, take note! Most posts will include random grossness!


:lol: :laugh: As "Everybody Finds Out" swells in the background! :laugh: :lol:

[DrummerDeanna]

:blob1: I finaly made a poll!!! But still *ahem* I'm not part of a list ;) I guess I will never be happy :laugh:



I just realized that someone needs to fess up about his or her huge crush on Deanna. It's so unfair that that choice has no votes.


:laugh: That would have been sad with no votes - luckily by the time I saw the poll there were two - I, however, couldn't bring myself to vote for myself...:D

[DavidMn]

Well, considering I'm 6'4 265, I highly doubt anyone would find that terribly interresting, especially with the tendency towards gay folks preferring small skinny guys. Not me, put some damn meat on your bones!!!! :D

[all the same]

:blob1: I finaly made a poll!!! But still *ahem* I'm not part of a list ;) I guess I will never be happy :laugh:

I thought you'd be happy! :thumbsup: And, yeah that would suck if you ended up crushless, but you're awesome, so clearly there are LOADS of people out there with crushes on you? Do you love me and my immaculate infection again? It's all cleared up! HONEST! The pills worked! ;) :wavey: :xoxo:

[all the same]

Well, considering I'm 6'4 265, I highly doubt anyone would find that terribly interresting, especially with the tendency towards gay folks preferring small skinny guys. Not me, put some damn meat on your bones!!!! :D

I'm 6.5" and weigh 165 POUNDS!!! I am WAAAAY under weight. Word on the street is for my height, I should weigh between 190 and 210! But I'm happy being a scrawn! :xoxo:

[ontheEdgeof17]

I'm 6.5" and weigh 165 POUNDS!!! I am WAAAAY under weight. Word on the street is for my height, I should weigh between 190 and 210! But I'm happy being a scrawn! :xoxo:


I thought you had a gunt? :shrug:

[DrummerDeanna]

I thought you'd be happy! :thumbsup: And, yeah that would suck if you ended up crushless, but you're awesome, so clearly there are LOADS of people out there with crushes on you? Do you love me and my immaculate infection again? It's all cleared up! HONEST! The pills worked! ;) :wavey: :xoxo:


Ok you're back on my list then :) But yeah - that immaculate infection story? Um ew.

[macfanken]

I'm 6.5" and weigh 165 POUNDS!!! I am WAAAAY under weight. Word on the street is for my height, I should weigh between 190 and 210! But I'm happy being a scrawn! :xoxo:



Wow! I didn't know you were that tall... I thought we were about the same... I'm 6'2". I think I'm just barely in the "normal" weight range... 175. Yeah, I'm scrawny too.

[all the same]

Wow! I didn't know you were that tall... I thought we were about the same... I'm 6'2". I think I'm just barely in the "normal" weight range... 175. Yeah, I'm scrawny too.

Hey FATTY! You weigh WAY more than me for 6'2" HAH! :lol: Just kidding... or am I?!!! Yes, I'm kidding. Well, maybe not! :lol: Definitely... kidding...

[all the same]

I thought you had a gunt? :shrug:

DAMMIT! You remembered! Okay, forget that I'm a scrawn. Pack on another 50 lbs of GUNT ALLOWANCE! Remember, I can't see my feet and can't see my dink when I pee! :lol:

[all the same]

Ok you're back on my list then :) But yeah - that immaculate infection story? Um ew.

I should really learn to maybe NOT tell every story in my catalogue. That was a gross story in the fact that it was about a bladder infection! :shocked: But you have to admit the all around bizarreness of it gave it some definite "good story" points! :thumbsup:

By the way, you seem to have a few crushers! :p

[strandinthewind]

I'm glad we clarified that. Will I be granted clothing (other than the jacket) or will this be a nude adventure?

Pasties and a chastity belt -

If you are good - then edible underwear in green apple or cotton candy (texture and flavor).

[Wild_Heart03]

I chose the Deanna one, just because it's hilarious.... ;)

but truth be told I think I probably have a crush or two.

[skcin]

I voted for a few crushes, but I'm not too sure if crushes on gay boys count - me being a straight gal & all. :shrug:

[ForgottenChimp]

I voted for a few crushes, but I'm not too sure if crushes on gay boys count - me being a straight gal & all. :shrug:Sure they count. I get crushes on straight people all the time, and straight people can have crushes on gay people, etc. :shrug:

[skcin]

Sure they count. I get crushes on straight people all the time, and straight people can have crushes on gay people, etc. :shrug:


YAY! I'm normal! :thumbsup:

[all the same]

YAY! I'm normal! :thumbsup:

Yeah, I get "friend" crushes, when you just think someone is so cool that you can barely stand it! I have lots of crushes like that! :p

[shackin'up]

sorry to interrupt,but....

I have ONE crush on The Ledge....

[Neal]

Only 2 crushes here. But they're purely physical, as I haven't met anyone from this board in real life... :cool:

[The Tower]

Only 2 crushes here. But they're purely physical, as I haven't met anyone from this board in real life... :cool:
Spill it, honey.... :laugh:

[Neal]

Spill it, honey.... :laugh:

Do I have to??? I already feel creepy enough just admitting it... ;)

[dissention]

Spill it, honey.... :laugh:

I know he gets hot and bothered by this studmuffin.

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/killahboot/blondemullet.jpg

[Neal]

I know he gets hot and bothered by this studmuffin.

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b95/killahboot/blondemullet.jpg

I'm really not attracted to lesbians... :sorry: ;)

[skcin]

Dissention? I love you. :nod:

[ryan8472]

I'm really not attracted to lesbians... :sorry: ;)
That tall one is a woman?! :eek:

Edit: I am really gullible. :laugh:

[GateandGarden]

Only 2 crushes here. But they're purely physical, as I haven't met anyone from this board in real life... :cool:See, that's weird (well, not really weird, just not like me, which usually means normal :laugh: ) because I get crushes on people online based on who they are, or what I know about who they are. It's easier to crush on them for their personalities because I don't see them on a daily basis. In the cases of all my online crushes, I had the crush before I saw them. I crushed on Krista, Lux, and um, the other person on The Ledge I have a crush on, all before I got a chance to see what they looked like.

[skcin]

That tall one is a woman?! :eek:

Edit: I am really gullible. :laugh:


No. Towie is, however, an Adam Curry impersonator. :D

[Neal]

See, that's weird (well, not really weird, just not like me, which usually means normal :laugh: ) because I get crushes on people online based on who they are, or what I know about who they are. It's easier to crush on them for their personalities because I don't see them on a daily basis. In the cases of all my online crushes, I had the crush before I saw them. I crushed on Krista, Lux, and um, the other person on The Ledge I have a crush on, all before I got a chance to see what they looked like.


I know what you mean. I think...? ;)

I just prefer to meet people face to face. I don't necessarily trust the image that's portrayed online (not to call anyone phony or anything, just had a couple bad experiences :rolleyes: ).

[The Tower]

Do I have to??? I already feel creepy enough just admitting it... ;)
Yes, you have to.

I know he gets hot and bothered by this studmuffin.
You, sir, are a twat. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :xoxo:

Dissention? I love you. :nod:
Don't make me get started with you, woman.... :p

[strandinthewind]

. . . You, sir, are a twat. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :xoxo: .... :p

and a pus filled one at that :wavey:

on edit - Better Paula :wavey:

[skcin]

Don't make me get started with you, woman.... :p


You don't scare me, Adam! :wavey: I loved you on Headbanger's Ball, btw.



and a puss filled one at that :wavey:


I see you remembered that "pus-sy" is not a word to describe pus. I've taught you well.

[ryan8472]

I see you remembered that "pus-sy" is not a word to describe pus. I've taught you well.
My god, don't bring that up again. :eek: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[amber]

You, sir, are a twat. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :xoxo:

:p

When you put the "sir" in, it sounds classy. I can almost picture Peter O'toole saying it...maybe Richard Harris....


and on another note, how great would it be to have the name "Peter O'toole"?
It's almost as good as "Pussy Galore", but it's real. :)
and bringing it back around, he's not a ledgie, but I have a crush on Peter O'toole.

[skcin]

In the cases of all my online crushes, I had the crush before I saw them. I crushed on Krista, Lux, and um, the other person on The Ledge I have a crush on, all before I got a chance to see what they looked like.



Hil! You are driving me crazy! Spill it or stop teasing us! AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!


:sorry: :o :xoxo:

[The Tower]

You don't scare me, Adam! :wavey:
Watch it, or I hit you with my purse....

I loved you on Headbanger's Ball, btw.
No headbanging these days, just plain old head.

My god, don't bring that up again. :eek: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Just remember that Sparky was swallowing pussy-pussy, pubic laced pool water and that should get you going.

[strandinthewind]

. . . Just remember that Sparky was swallowing pussy-pussy, pubic laced pool water and that should get you going.

Bless his heart - and just when he thought he had finally tamed that oh so tricky gag reflex. Sadly, the pool water had not killed the crabs and they were seen clinging onto the dead hairy skin for dear life.

[skcin]

AAAAANNNNNNDDDDDD yet another thread here on the Ledge has become a pervs thread. :p

[strandinthewind]

AAAAANNNNNNDDDDDD yet another thread here on the Ledge has become a pervs thread. :p


I am still a little miffed I did not win the grossest ledgie - hands down :mad: But, I will have to get over it :laugh:

[shackin'up]

I'm gonna start a who's the most neglected Ledgie thread.

[Neal]

I'm gonna start a who's the most neglected Ledgie thread.

I am!!! :wavey:

[The Tower]

I am!!! :wavey:
Excuse me, Mr. Neal - you have yet to respond....
Do I have to??? I already feel creepy enough just admitting it... ;)
Yes, you have to.

[amber]

I'm gonna start a who's the most neglected Ledgie thread.
it's you, right? no one has answered me on this thread, so can I be in the running? oh, and who can't be in it, is all the gay boys, cause they always answer each other. :)

[GateandGarden]

I'm gonna start a who's the most neglected Ledgie thread.Well, I was gonna ask you who your Ledgie crush is, but then I don't want to announce mine on the board, so I figured I shouldn't be asking other people to do that. :cool:

[Neal]

Excuse me, Mr. Neal - you have yet to respond....

Jeezus Christ you're persistent! ;)

Fine. If you must know I think that m_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ and L_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ are quite the hotties.

I hope you're happy now. :p

[GateandGarden]

Fine. If you must know I think that m_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ and L_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ are quite the hotties. ???????

I must suck at this game.

[Moony]

Jeezus Christ you're persistent! ;)

Fine. If you must know I think that m_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ and L_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ are quite the hotties.

I hope you're happy now. :p

You're an ass.

[DrummerDeanna]

???????

I must suck at this game.


I've been meaning to tell you....that last guy in your sig - looks like an oompa loompa. He scares me.

[DrummerDeanna]

Jeezus Christ you're persistent! ;)


*sigh*

Okay people - we've been through this before - you need not be so formal - you can just call him Tower..or Towie :p

[amber]

Jeezus Christ you're persistent! ;)




HEY, AND THAT'S GOOD!!!

I know one is moony, who's the other beefcake? ell, ell...hmmm...

[Moony]

HEY, AND THAT'S GOOD!!!

I know one is moony, who's the other beefcake? ell, ell...hmmm...
me? I doubt it sister :p

I can't be bothered to go read this whole thread, so I'll ask here: do you have any crushes on this thing?

[amber]

me? I doubt it sister :p

I can't be bothered to go read this whole thread, so I'll ask here: do you have any crushes on this thing?
nope, but the thread is pretty good. I said he should have an "almost has a crush" choice. So, no.
*hey, look! someone talked to me!*

And, don't lie, moon, I know Neal, or should I say Kneel? loves you. :laugh:

[Moony]

nope, but the thread is pretty good. I said he should have an "almost has a crush" choice. So, no.
*hey, look! someone talked to me!*

And, don't lie, moon, I know Neal, or should I say Kneel? loves you. :laugh:
Yes, that totally should have been an option. ha Kneel... :laugh: Yes, he likes to do that so I've heard.

[The Tower]

Jeezus Christ you're persistent! ;)

Fine. If you must know I think that m_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ and L_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ are quite the hotties.

I hope you're happy now. :p
This does absolutely nothing for me... details, man- DETAILS. Not some cryptic bull****....

I must suck at this game.
First, comebacks- and now, this game. :p ;) Yes, I suck at this game, too. One ****ing letter in front of a long string is a load-a-crap-o-la.

Okay people - we've been through this before - you need not be so formal - you can just call him Tower..or Towie :p
Oddly enough, I dressed up as Jeebus Christ one year for Halloween with the Crown of Thorns and the whole nine yards. At 6'4", with the long, shoulder-length, brownish hair and goatee, I looked just like him.

Tip for the day: A Crown of Thorns is not a good accessory on Halloween night in a glory hole....

HEY, AND THAT'S GOOD!!!
Well, I am overcome..... :laugh: :laugh:

[trackaghost]

Amber, stop lying about your insane crush on me!
Honestly, I understand.
In fact all those people who voted they had no Ledgie crushes also have crushes on me, they just don't want to admit their true feelings.
It's okay, I don't mind being an object of lust at all!

[Moony]

Amber, stop lying about your insane crush on me!
Honestly, I understand.
In fact all those people who voted they had no Ledgie crushes also have crushes on me, they just don't want to admit their true feelings.
It's okay, I don't mind being an object of lust at all!
I am in love with you and have been stalking you for 3 months.

[shackin'up]

Well, I was gonna ask you who your Ledgie crush is, but then I don't want to announce mine on the board, so I figured I shouldn't be asking other people to do that. :cool:

well you're the third who quoted me so I guess I even lost that poll too.

[trackaghost]

I am in love with you and have been stalking you for 3 months.


I knew it! I'm so proud to have a stalker.
You haven't really made it until you have a stalker.

Shall I just pretend I don't see you now, and let you stalk away?

[amber]

Tip for the day: A Crown of Thorns is not a good accessory on Halloween night in a glory hole....

:lol: :lol:

Amber, stop lying about your insane crush on me!
Honestly, I understand.
In fact all those people who voted they had no Ledgie crushes also have crushes on me, they just don't want to admit their true feelings.
It's okay, I don't mind being an object of lust at all!

:lol:

How can I have a crush on someone with such a giant, giant head? Impossible! Hey, were you in that movie Mask? :laugh:

I already told you, I love you, but I'm not in love with you.

[GateandGarden]

I've been meaning to tell you....that last guy in your sig - looks like an oompa loompa. He scares me.Aw, lay off Bob! :mad: :laugh: :xoxo:

[Moony]

I knew it! I'm so proud to have a stalker.
You haven't really made it until you have a stalker.

Shall I just pretend I don't see you now, and let you stalk away?

Of course. You don't mind if I break in and watch you sleep, do you?

[BTFLCHLD]

i have one small crush :woohoo:

[GateandGarden]

First, comebacks- and now, this game. :p ;) Yes, I suck at this game, too. One ****ing letter in front of a long string is a load-a-crap-o-la.Plus, I really think they're just random ****ing letters in front of a long ****ing string with a ****ing arbitrary number of blanks. :laugh:

Oh, and I have a crush on you too, Sharon! Especially since everyone does. :shrug: Actually, I haven't a clue what you look like, so that makes things more interesting, IMO. But I'm really crushing on Krista and Lux, and I'm hopelessly hung up on _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _. :laugh: Now I don't suck at this game! :laugh: :rolleyes: And I think you just want Amber to have a crush on you. ;)

[trackaghost]

Of course. You don't mind if I break in and watch you sleep, do you?


That sounds wonderful! Will you phone me up and breathe heavily down the phone and never say thing as well?

[amber]

: And I think you just want Amber to have a crush on you. ;)
[/COLOR]
It's because she knows I'm cool. :cool: Plus, everyone really does have a crush on Trackie. :)

[GateandGarden]

That sounds wonderful! Will you phone me up and breathe heavily down the phone and never say thing as well?:laugh::laugh:

[GateandGarden]

i have one small crush :woohoo:Are you gonna tell? :cool:

[trackaghost]

Oh, and I have a crush on you too, Sharon! Especially since everyone does. :shrug: Actually, I haven't a clue what you look like, so that makes things more interesting, IMO. But I'm really crushing on Krista and Lux, and I'm hopelessly hung up on _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _. :laugh: Now I don't suck at this game! :laugh: :rolleyes: And I think you just want Amber to have a crush on you. ;)


Yay! I'm in good company.
And Amber, she protests too much methinks.

Me? I have a crush of MC Skat Kat. That dude sure can dance.

[Moony]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v246/_storiesforboys/theuglyone.jpg

[amber]

That sounds wonderful! Will you phone me up and breathe heavily down the phone and never say thing as well?
:lol: :lol:
oo, oo, me too! :laugh:

[trackaghost]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v246/_storiesforboys/theuglyone.jpg


Where the hell did you find that picture of me? Tell me, damn you!

[amber]

Yay! I'm in good company.
And Amber, she protests too much methinks.

Me? I have a crush of MC Skat Kat. That dude sure can dance.
:lol:
Rocky? is that you? You're beautiful on the inside, though....

[amber]

i have one small crush :woohoo:
who is it? Dissention?

[BTFLCHLD]

Are you gonna tell? :cool:
no way...he cant fit his head thru a doorjam as it is :rolleyes:

[Moony]

Where the hell did you find that picture of me? Tell me, damn you!
Silly, a stalker never reveals his sources. By the way, answer your phone.

[Moony]

no way...he cant fit his head thru a doorjam as it is :rolleyes:
sounds like Dissention alright.

:angel:

[trackaghost]

Silly, a stalker never reveals his sources. By the way, answer your phone.

Ooo heavy breathing! That is you Moony right? :eek:

Can't wait for the creepy letters of devotion!

[amber]

no way...he cant fit his head thru a doorjam as it is :rolleyes:
totally Diss. :D

[amber]

I don't have a crush, but I have totally inexplicably had 2, count them, 2 dreams about Strand. :shocked: :confused:
It probably just means I want to go on trips and have nice things... :laugh:

Love ya, Strand! :wavey:

[dissention]

sounds like Dissention alright.

:angel:

Asshole. :D

[Wild_Heart03]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v246/_storiesforboys/theuglyone.jpg


LMAO!!! :laugh: :laugh:

Teen Girl Squad is love.

[Neal]

Yes, that totally should have been an option. ha Kneel... :laugh: Yes, he likes to do that so I've heard.

How can you hear anything with your face buried in a pillow...??? :confused:

:xoxo:

[dissention]

I don't have a crush, but I have totally inexplicably had 2, count them, 2 dreams about Strand. :shocked: :confused:
It probably just means I want to go on trips and have nice things... :laugh:

Love ya, Strand! :wavey:

Those would classify as nightmares.

I can just imagine what occurred in them, too. He tied you to your bedpost, stole your make-up, and then sang through the entire Broadway soundtrack to "Evita" three times in a row, all while you scream for help and he tries to shut you up by saying "Lord chiiiiiiiiiiiiiild, ain't nobody out there who can hear you. Now watch me do Lupone, bitch!"

[amber]

Those would classify as nightmares.

I can just imagine what occurred in them, too. He tied you to your bedpost, stole your make-up, and then sang through the entire Broadway soundtrack to "Evita" three times in a row, all while you scream for help and he tries to shut you up by saying "Lord chiiiiiiiiiiiiiild, ain't nobody out there who can hear you. Now watch me do Lupone, bitch!"
:lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh:

nightmare, indeed. Oh, my, funniest thing I read in a long time.
What happened in my dream about you?

[Moony]

Asshole. :D
:xoxo:

How can you hear anything with your face buried in a pillow...???
You WISH baby


Teen Girl Squad is love.
Indeed! have you seen the newest episode?

[amber]

How can you hear anything with your face buried in a pillow...??? :confused:

:xoxo:
:eek: :eek: :lol:

Ho****!

[amber]

Wow, I've never had a Ledgie dream.
What was your dream about Amber?
Yeah. Let me just launch into that right now. Here I go, telling you what was in my dreams!
:rolleyes: Plz.

[BTFLCHLD]

totally Diss. :D yea diss is an old crush...and crush me he did :distress:
of course it didnt/doesnt help that i pretend he looks like jake
<img src="http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a152/BTFLCHLD/jake.gif" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">

[dissention]

yea diss is an old crush...and crush me he did :distress:
of course it didnt/doesnt help that i pretend he looks like jake
<img src="http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a152/BTFLCHLD/jake.gif" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">

:laugh:

Well, we do have the same taste in men, so we've already got one thing in common.

[amber]

yea diss is an old crush...and crush me he did :distress:
of course it didnt/doesnt help that i pretend he looks like jake
<img src="http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a152/BTFLCHLD/jake.gif" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">
well...it helps him.... :laugh:

[Neal]

:eek: :eek: :lol:

Ho****!

He knows I mean that with much love and respect... :angel:

[BTFLCHLD]

:laugh: Well, we do have the same taste in men, so we've already got one thing in common. you kiss like him dont you? (come on FEEDME!!!)

[amber]

He knows I mean that with much love and respect... :angel:
I know, why do you think I laughed? :confused:

[Moony]

He knows I mean that with much love and respect... :angel:
...or that it's just cause you want this

[Wild_Heart03]

Indeed! have you seen the newest episode?

lol yes I have, a few times now.

"Let's get ready to be SO DEAD!"

[The Tower]

By the way, answer your phone.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Those would classify as nightmares.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

yea diss is an old crush...and crush me he did :distress:
of course it didnt/doesnt help that i pretend he looks like jake
I don't need to pretend what his face looks like...... ;)

[Neal]

...or that it's just cause you want this

Oh gawd! There's not enough rollyeyed smilies in the world... :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:



And so what if I do? :eek: ;)

[Moony]

And so what if I do? :eek: ;)
come get it! ;)

[BTFLCHLD]

you kiss like him dont you? (come on FEEDME!!!) i shall whittle away to nothingness...THANKS DISS!

<img src="http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a152/BTFLCHLD/CRUSH.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">
omg too funny...thats nicole richie!

[GateandGarden]

sounds like Dissention alright.

:angel:That's what I was thinking! :laugh:

[trackaghost]

I don't need to pretend what his face looks like...... ;)

:eek: You've seen Diss? Is it true? Does he really look like Hayden Christensen?

[Neal]

come get it! ;)

We've been through this. I'd get lost amongst the miles and miles of cow fields...

[Moony]

We've been through this. I'd get lost amongst the miles and miles of cow fields...
FINE. i hate you

[Neal]

FINE. i hate you

See? That's why we'd never work. I don't deal well with temper tantrums... :distress: :p

[Moony]

See? That's why we'd never work. I don't deal well with temper tantrums... :distress: :p
:mad: You just love to piss me off, don't you

[shackin'up]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.............

[GateandGarden]

:eek: You've seen Diss? Is it true? Does he really look like Hayden Christensen?I've seen a couple of pictures. :shrug:

EDIT: Oh wait. That didn't come out right. :o I didn't mean to say I was like, shrugging him off. :sorry:

[amber]

I've seen a couple of pictures. :shrug:

EDIT: Oh wait. That didn't come out right. :o I didn't mean to say I was like, shrugging him off. :sorry:
How the hell have you seen pictures. Did he send them to Khrista, then she brought them when you guys met? :laugh:

and - whoever asked towie "you've seen pictures" because towie said he doesn't have to imagine his face, I think Towie meant he didn't have to imagine his face. if you see what I mean. ;) Not he didn't have to imagine his face.

[GateandGarden]

How the hell have you seen pictures. Did he send them to Khrista, then she brought them when you guys met? :laugh:

and - whoever asked towie "you've seen pictures" because towie said he doesn't have to imagine his face, I think Towie meant he didn't have to imagine his face. if you see what I mean. ;) Not he didn't have to imagine his face.He posted a pic for all of us. It was cut off, though. And doesn't he have a tiny pic of himself in his profile? :confused:

[The Tower]

and - whoever asked towie "you've seen pictures" because towie said he doesn't have to imagine his face, I think Towie meant he didn't have to imagine his face. if you see what I mean. ;) Not he didn't have to imagine his face.
DING-DING-DING-DING-DING-DING!!!!!!
Fellow perv Amber wins the prize!! :laugh: :laugh:

[amber]

He posted a pic for all of us. It was cut off, though. And doesn't he have a tiny pic of himself in his profile? :confused:
No, that's the guy from franz ferdinand.
And in the pic, we saw his eye and a bit of his hair. He's like the loch ness monster of the ledge. :rolleyes: The ledge-ness monster, really. It's like, I can barely make out a hump in the distance.... :lol:

[The Tower]

This......
And doesn't he have a tiny pic of himself in his profile?
is ****ing hilarious...

Ooooooooo, my stomach hurts.

[The Tower]

And in the pic, we saw his eye and a bit of his hair. He's like the loch ness monster of the ledge. :rolleyes: The ledge-ness monster, really. It's like, I can barely make out a hump in the distance.... :lol:
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stop it- you're killing me.... Ledge-ness Monster. Totally.

[GateandGarden]

No, that's the guy from franz ferdinand.
And in the pic, we saw his eye and a bit of his hair. He's like the loch ness monster of the ledge. :rolleyes: The ledge-ness monster, really. It's like, I can barely make out a hump in the distance.... :lol:Oh, I really thought that was him and he wrote the band's name on his chest! :laugh: Okay, so I guess I haven't seen much of Josh. I stand corrected. And Chris is laughing at me now.

[amber]

DING-DING-DING-DING-DING-DING!!!!!!
Fellow perv Amber wins the prize!! :laugh: :laugh:
:lol:
I imagined you not imagining diss's face...so, in a sense, I already won the prize...didn't I? ;) :laugh:

[dissention]

you kiss like him dont you? (come on FEEDME!!!)

Oh, even better. :woohoo:

[amber]

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stop it- you're killing me.... Ledge-ness Monster. Totally.

But seriously - can't you see the hump in the distance?










:laugh: :sorry:

[dissention]

No, that's the guy from franz ferdinand.
And in the pic, we saw his eye and a bit of his hair. He's like the loch ness monster of the ledge. :rolleyes: The ledge-ness monster, really. It's like, I can barely make out a hump in the distance.... :lol:

Oh, please, it showed more than that. :lol:

At Tower's request, I've been looking for pictures on old discs. If I find one, I'll post it.

[DrummerDeanna]

:laugh:

I was going to be so jealous is Hillary had seen more Diss pictures than the rest of us :p

And I agree with Amber...Diss IS the Ledge-ness monster...and I can see the hump in the distance :p

[dissention]

:eek: You've seen Diss? Is it true? Does he really look like Hayden Christensen?

I've got the monstrous lips, but that's about it, doll.

[GateandGarden]

At Tower's request, I've been looking for pictures on old discs. If I find one, I'll post it.:blob1: :blob2:

[amber]

Oh, please, it showed more than that. :lol:

At Tower's request, I've been looking for pictures on old discs. If I find one, I'll post it.
Are you actually postulating that we saw more than one eye and a bit of hair? Did I forget to put on my invisishow glasses that day, and the whole right side of the picture had been treated with invisimaker? :confused:
That would be great to see a pic. :)
Hey, towie, you do have secret powers. We've all been begging for a pic. :wavey:

[amber]

:laugh:

I was going to be so jealous is Hillary had seen more Diss pictures than the rest of us :p

And I agree with Amber...Diss IS the Ledge-ness monster...and I can see the hump in the distance :p
:laugh:
atta girl!

[strandinthewind]

How can you hear anything with your face buried in a pillow...??? :confused:

:xoxo:

ZING AND SNAP SNAP SNAP in a Z formation :eek:

[strandinthewind]

Those would classify as nightmares.

I can just imagine what occurred in them, too. He tied you to your bedpost, stole your make-up, and then sang through the entire Broadway soundtrack to "Evita" three times in a row, all while you scream for help and he tries to shut you up by saying "Lord chiiiiiiiiiiiiiild, ain't nobody out there who can hear you. Now watch me do Lupone, bitch!"


Listen you used butt plug - just because you lack an audience does not mean I, HELLO the one with the talent, need one.

Get it - Got it - Good :wavey: :xoxo:

[strandinthewind]

I don't have a crush, but I have totally inexplicably had 2, count them, 2 dreams about Strand. :shocked: :confused:
It probably just means I want to go on trips and have nice things... :laugh:

Love ya, Strand! :wavey:


I am honored and flattered.

BTW - Dissention is the Lochness Monster and he has a hump in his thoracic region and its hairy.

[amber]

Listen you used butt plug -
So many more sentences should start this way....

[strandinthewind]

Oh, please, it showed more than that. :lol: . . . .

Nose hair in need of trimming - manscaping indeed :p :p :p :wavey:

[sparky]

DING-DING-DING-DING-DING-DING!!!!!!
Fellow perv Amber wins the prize!! :laugh: :laugh:

Don't need to see his face ? So you've already seen his ASS ?

[strandinthewind]

Don't need to see his face ? So you've already seen his ASS ?

He shows it in every thread :rolleyes:

[amber]

Don't need to see his face ? So you've already seen his ASS ?
imagine. He said imagine. Different.

[sparky]

Bless his heart - and just when he thought he had finally tamed that oh so tricky gag reflex. Sadly, the pool water had not killed the crabs and they were seen clinging onto the dead hairy skin for dear life.

OMG. I will never live down that pool thing.

Here's TMI - I haven't EVER tamed my gag reflex. Much to the chagrin of a number of men I have met.

[dissention]

Nose hair in need of trimming - manscaping indeed :p :p :p :wavey:

Oh, I know. I just let myself go. I look like the Son of Sasquatch, it's truly scary. My back hair is so thick that they could skin me and my flesh would be mistaken for a bearskin rug. :wavey:

In any event, asshole, I found an old pic from college where I look like absolute **** (post nose job, though :p ), but I suppose I'll post it. Give me a little while.

[strandinthewind]

OMG. I will never live down that pool thing.

Here's TMI - I haven't EVER tamed my gag reflex. Much to the chagrin of a number of men I have met.


I made you gag more than once in Vegas :shrug: :wavey:

[dissention]

OMG. I will never live down that pool thing.

Here's TMI - I haven't EVER tamed my gag reflex. Much to the chagrin of a number of men I have met.

Ew.

Don't feel bad, though. Remember what I told you happened when I first met Ben? Sucker's like a cucumber.

[strandinthewind]

Oh, I know. I just let myself go. I look like the Son of Sasquatch, it's truly scary. My back hair is so thick that they could skin me and my flesh would be mistaken for a bearskin rug. :wavey:

In any event, asshole, I found an old pic from college where I look like absolute **** (post nose job, though :p ), but I suppose I'll post it. Give me a little while.


I think you will look handsome no matter what your proboscis looks like :xoxo: :xoxo: :xoxo: :xoxo:

[amber]

Ew.

Don't feel bad, though. Remember what I told you happened when I first met Ben? Sucker's like a cucumber.
practice, practice, practice. :) practice practice. practice. :laugh:

[sparky]

Ew.

Don't feel bad, though. Remember what I told you happened when I first met Ben? Sucker's like a cucumber.

Yeah. I remember. :laugh:

It's okay. I deal. I only run into a problem over 7 or so.

OMG, did I just say that ? :shocked:

[dissention]

I think you will look handsome no matter what your proboscis looks like :xoxo: :xoxo: :xoxo: :xoxo:

Meh, it's the least embarrassing one I found and the only one I found where I'm even slightly smiling. I hate having my picture taken and my roommate took all of them with his ****ty digital camera just to annoy the piss out of me. :laugh:

[strandinthewind]

Yeah. I remember. :laugh:

It's okay. I deal. I only run into a problem over 7 or so.

OMG, did I just say that ? :shocked:

Have you been drinking :laugh: I wish to hell I were :laugh:

[GateandGarden]

I came back in search of a photo of Josh and all I see is text. :mad:

[strandinthewind]

Meh, it's the least embarrassing one I found and the only one I found where I'm even slightly smiling. I hate having my picture taken and my roommate took all of them with his ****ty digital camera just to annoy the piss out of me. :laugh:


OK - so you have had a roommate. At any point, did you present him with a list of activities that would require Lysol :laugh:

I used to leave post it notes on my old roommate's plates of used food that he would leave about. We were great friends and had been since fourth grade. He would just laugh and pick it up. He was in med. school and I in law school. We had such a blast even though we were horribly busy :cool:

[BTFLCHLD]

DING-DING-DING-DING-DING-DING!!!!!!
Fellow perv Amber wins the prize!! :laugh: :laugh: and i thought he meant that he didnt need to imagine it...he's seen it...and now he uses a paperbag...but then i thought betters of that as i know diss is gorgeous (is that helium i hear?)

:distress: hmmm now that i recall ive been crushed by another too :shrug:

[amber]

Yeah. I remember. :laugh:

It's okay. I deal. I only run into a problem over 7 or so.

OMG, did I just say that ? :shocked:


*GASP!* :rolleyes:

[dissention]

I came back in search of a photo of Josh and all I see is text. :mad:

It's coming, hold your horses, woman. :angel:

[amber]

It's coming, hold your horses, woman. :angel:
Well?! One horse just escaped, the other is chomping at the bit...this other one just started to nibble at my shirt....C'MON! :)

[GateandGarden]

Well?! One horse just escaped, the other is chomping at the bit...this other one just started to nibble at my shirt....C'MON! :)Yeah! ...and I needed ten characters

[ryan8472]

Well?! One horse just escaped, the other is chomping at the bit...this other one just started to nibble at my shirt....C'MON! :)
I'm waiting for one of your a horsey bray's. :lol:

Christ Josh, are you painting a self portrait for us? :p :xoxo:

[strandinthewind]

I'm waiting for one of your a horsey bray's. :lol:

Christ Josh, are you painting a self portrait for us? :p :xoxo:


Oh child - Josh is sitting there laughing at you all sitting here waiting - DRAMA QUEEN!

[BTFLCHLD]

guys...diss is having a lil trouble attaching a pic...so he asked me to upload...k <img src="http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a152/BTFLCHLD/jake.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">

[amber]

I'm waiting for one of your a horsey bray's. :lol:

Christ Josh, are you painting a self portrait for us? :p :xoxo:
:lol:
you got one from that self portrait comment.

[GODDESS6]

guys...diss is having a lil trouble attaching a pic...so he asked me to upload...k <img src="http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a152/BTFLCHLD/jake.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">
holy ****, this is cracking me up to the point of crying~

[dissention]

guys...diss is having a lil trouble attaching a pic...so he asked me to upload...k <img src="http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a152/BTFLCHLD/jake.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">

:lol: That is vile.

How do I attach pics without uploading them to a website, dear?

[strandinthewind]

guys...diss is having a lil trouble attaching a pic...so he asked me to upload...k <img src="http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a152/BTFLCHLD/jake.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">


Okay - so is that his scrotum or is that just the ass hair being so long is hangs a few inches :eek: :eek:

[ryan8472]

Oh child - Josh is sitting there laughing at you all sitting here waiting - DRAMA QUEEN!
<img src="http://tinypic.com/amus8j.jpg" alt="Image hosted by TinyPic.com">

[The Tower]

So, my whole thing about not having to imagine Dissy's face was that fact that all I'd hafta imagine would be his lower back and his ass in the air. Jeezus, do I have to explain everything!?!?!?

BTFLCHLD was imagining the face to kiss, so I segued to the ass to plow. Hell's blazes, at least Amber got it the whole damn time. :laugh: :laugh:


Hey, towie, you do have secret powers. We've all been begging for a pic. :wavey:
He's just been throwing around some of my 80's moments- so, perhaps I guilted him into it with a PM or two....

Listen you used butt plug...
:xoxo: :xoxo: :xoxo:

Don't feel bad, though. Remember what I told you happened when I first met Ben? Sucker's like a cucumber.
Tell me a story.....

It's okay. I deal. I only run into a problem over 7 or so.
Man, whatta shallow throat... ;)

[dissention]

I'm waiting for one of your a horsey bray's. :lol:

Christ Josh, are you painting a self portrait for us? :p :xoxo:

No, I'm trying to figure out how to attach it, wiseass!

[strandinthewind]

:lol: That is vile.

How do I attach pics without uploading them to a website, dear?


I do not think you can.

You can use my photobucket account if you want.

[amber]

Okay - so is that his scrotum or is that just the ass hair being so long is hangs a few inches :eek: :eek:
I think we were all wondering that...

[GODDESS6]

Okay - so is that his scrotum or is that just the ass hair being so long is hangs a few inches :eek: :eek:
omg, i am glad you are the one who asked that...i was wondering that also!!!~

[strandinthewind]

<img src="http://tinypic.com/amus8j.jpg" alt="Image hosted by TinyPic.com">

:xoxo: :xoxo: for that Ryan :angel:

[dissention]

Okay, I hope this works. It's from '01 and I'm no Elephant Man, so go easy. :p

[amber]

so I segued to the ass to plow.
:lol:
Aaaand another phrase not used nearly enough in common sentences.

[dissention]

I think we were all wondering that...

Not me, dear, not me. I dind't look at it long enough to wonder anything. Except whether it was human.

[amber]

Okay, I hope this works. It's from '01 and I'm no Elephant Man, so go easy. :p
oooo, that is cute! And you really do have great lips! *whew*

spanks for sharing. Now I can stop imagining you as looking like two face from batman. :woohoo:
I see why you like Jake, you do kind of look like him.

[strandinthewind]

oooo, that is cute! And you really do have great lips! *whew*

spanks for sharing. Now I can stop imagining you as looking like two face from batman. :woohoo:
I see why you like Jake, you do kind of look like him.

I agree - Josh is a hottie Josh is a hottie :xoxo: :xoxo: :xoxo: :xoxo: :xoxo: :xoxo: :angel:

[amber]

YAY!!! WE SAW IT!
:blob1:
sheesh, the suspense. I feel like I need a cig. teehee. look, towie and sparky are still staring at it... :laugh:

[ryan8472]

spanks for sharing. Now I can stop imagining you as looking like two face from batman. :woohoo:
Was it the cartoon version, with the toothpaste-blue half face and bulging eyeball? :rolleyes: :lol:

[amber]

Okay - so is that his scrotum or is that just the ass hair being so long is hangs a few inches :eek: :eek:
oh, and I think it's a tiny taste of both. :laugh:

[GateandGarden]

Okay, I hope this works. It's from '01 and I'm no Elephant Man, so go easy. :pFinally! An entire face! I do see the resemblance to Hayden. :) But I bet you act better by default. :nod:

[amber]

Was it the cartoon version, with the toothpaste-blue half face and bulging eyeball? :rolleyes: :lol:
:lol: :lol: bray.
no. if only. the movie.

[BTFLCHLD]

Okay, I hope this works. It's from '01 and I'm no Elephant Man, so go easy. :p just as i suspected all along...you are adorable! :xoxo: i suddenly feel like chelsea the molestea thos...what year were you born dear?

[strandinthewind]

oh, and I think it's a tiny taste of both. :laugh:


when he walks, the back of his scrotum slaps the dingleberries and they ring like chimes until they crack and fall to the floor or on the tops of his shoes :wavey:

[ryan8472]

Okay, I hope this works. It's from '01 and I'm no Elephant Man, so go easy. :p
It's Josh!!! :xoxo: :] :blob1:

Ok, now that that is over with, you looked great. :nod: And I'm sure you look even better now. You're no longer the enigma that you once wanted to be. Are you actually warming up to us? :p :xoxo:

[GypsySorcerer]

Okay, I hope this works. It's from '01 and I'm no Elephant Man, so go easy. :p

Totally cute. :nod: You remind me of a guy I went to school with, Joseph. :woohoo:

[amber]

when he walks, the back of his scrotum slaps the dingleberries and they ring like chimes until they crack and fall to the floor or on the tops of his shoes :wavey:
:laugh:
how...vivid..
but honestly, I think we'd hear more of a "shoof,shoof,shoof,shoof,plop"

[ryan8472]

:lol: :lol: bray.
no. if only. the movie.
Oh. So you thought he looked like a purple, pukey Tommy Lee Jones? :laugh:

[strandinthewind]

:laugh:
how...vivid..
but honestly, I think we'd hear more of a "shoof,shoof,shoof,shoof,plop"

maybe some of the hair will break off too and fall with it :eek:

[BTFLCHLD]

when he walks, the back of his scrotum slaps the dingleberries and they ring like chimes until they crack and fall to the floor or on the tops of his shoes :wavey: and you follow him around like a lil lapdog dont you...anything for a crumb :woohoo:

[GypsySorcerer]

when he walks, the back of his scrotum slaps the dingleberries and they ring like chimes until they crack and fall to the floor or on the tops of his shoes :wavey:

:eek: :eek:

Dingleberry.....I haven't heard that in a long time. Thanks, Jason. :laugh:

[strandinthewind]

and you follow him around like a lil lapdog dont you...anything for a crumb :woohoo:

well, only if he had corn on the cob the night before :eek:

okay that grossed even me out :laugh:

[WelshWitchPMD]

Oh Josh you look so cute! You remind me of some rocker but I don't know who.

[amber]

maybe some of the hair will break off too and fall with it :eek:
Aaaand I'm sure tower would tell us all about it. Over and over. hmmm, it suddenly reminded me, just a little, of soap on a rope... :laugh:

Oh, and BTFCHLD? GROOOOOSSSS! :laugh: crumbs?!

[BTFLCHLD]

okay that grossed even me out :laugh: my exact words on the jennifer bigbrother cumshots :nod:

[amber]

Oh. So you thought he looked like a purple, pukey Tommy Lee Jones? :laugh:
Yes. Yes I did.

[dissention]

just as i suspected all along...you are adorable! :xoxo: i suddenly feel like chelsea the molestea thos...what year were you born dear?

Well, that pic was four years ago when I was 22. :laugh:

[BTFLCHLD]

Oh, and BTFCHLD? GROOOOOSSSS! :laugh: crumbs?! alas the grossest ledgie beats it to hell with cornnuts!

[ryan8472]

well, only if he had corn on the cob the night before :eek:

okay that grossed even me out :laugh:
That was absolutley, positively FOUL. :laugh: :xoxo:

[The Tower]

YAY!!! WE SAW IT!
:blob1:
sheesh, the suspense. I feel like I need a cig.
That is awesome.

look, towie and sparky are still staring at it... :laugh:
This picture looks just like other one, only with a little bit of the blanks filled in... You gotta get some with the faux-leather chaps on. But, yeah- this all works. Combine the mystery photo with the stills from the LIB DVD and it all comes out.

There's a celebrity on the tip of my tongue (easy :p ) who looks a lot like you, Joshie- but, I can't put my finger on it. I'm gonna hafta look through my celeb/nudie pics to see what I can dig up.

i suddenly feel like chelsea the molestea thos...what year were you born dear?
Suddenly???? Feel like?!?!?? ;) :p

[dissention]

oooo, that is cute! And you really do have great lips! *whew*

spanks for sharing. Now I can stop imagining you as looking like two face from batman. :woohoo:
I see why you like Jake, you do kind of look like him.

Oy, you flatter me. If only I looked as good. :cool:

[strandinthewind]

my exact words on the jennifer bigbrother cumshots :nod:

I did not see those. Didn't they delete the thread :mad: -- though that is a little harsh for the Ledge :laugh:

[ryan8472]

Yes. Yes I did.
Oh, alright. Cause there is more than one Twoface, I had to clarify. ;)

[amber]

I'm gonna hafta look through my celeb/nudie pics to see what I can dig up.


Suddenly???? Feel like?!?!?? ;) :p

and it goes without saying you'll need a comparison photo of josh... :shrug:

[dissention]

well, only if he had corn on the cob the night before :eek:

okay that grossed even me out :laugh:

You ****ing vile queen. :shocked:

You truly are the most disgusting one around here. Wear your badge with pride.

[amber]

I did not see those. Didn't they delete the thread :mad: -- though that is a little harsh for the Ledge :laugh:
well, it had the word c** in the title of the thread. You know.

[strandinthewind]

You ****ing vile queen. :shocked:

You truly are the most disgusting one around here. Wear your badge with pride.

I almost hurled typing that and am laughing hysterically now :laugh:

[dissention]

I almost hurled typing that and am laughing hysterically now :laugh:

Someone told me a corn cob joke years ago and that sucker was too foul even for me. When something churns *my* stomach, it's gotta be otherworldly.

[amber]

Someone told me a corn cob joke years ago and that sucker was too foul even for me. When something churns *my* stomach, it's gotta be otherworldly.
or it has to be messy, perhaps it didn't vacuum that day? And dust? :rolleyes:
or maybe if it's in a public restroom? :laugh:

[sparky]

Man, whatta shallow throat... ;)


Tell me about it. And I haven't had a BF or date under 8 inches in 5 years.

No fault of mine.

What oh what is Sparky to do ????


BTW - HANDS OFF DISSENTION.

We are already married.

[LiquidBlue5000]

Jeezus Christ you're persistent! ;)

Fine. If you must know I think that m_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ and L_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ are quite the hotties.




macfanken and LiquidBlue5000?? :p ;) :xoxo:

[GODDESS6]

i must say, the last few pages of this were hysterical!!! :nod: ~

[The Tower]

macfanken and LiquidBlue5000?? :p ;) :xoxo:
Oh, that is AWESOME!!!!! Dude, get your ass over to Wheel of Fortune right now- maybe it'll help pay off your Stevie Tour Debt.

[DrummerDeanna]

Awww..Josh - Had I not know you by your words I'd say that you are so huggable :p

Kidding! - very cute pic....I'm with Amber....ahhh Finally...now I need a cig :laugh:

[GateandGarden]

Oh, that is AWESOME!!!!! Dude, get your ass over to Wheel of Fortune right now- maybe it'll help pay off your Stevie Tour Debt.I know! That never occurred to me! Like I said, I suck at that game.

By the way, did you notice my new sig for you? :D

[skcin]

Hmmm...notice that the pic of Diss is only his head. He must really have a hump like Amber predicted. :shrug:

Nice pic, sweets. :xoxo: Thanks for FINALLY sharing.

[GateandGarden]

Hmmm...notice that the pic of Diss is only his head. He must really have a hump like Amber predicted. :shrug: Ah! So he remains the Ledge-ness monster! :laugh:

[LiquidBlue5000]

Oh, that is AWESOME!!!!! Dude, get your ass over to Wheel of Fortune right now- maybe it'll help pay off your Stevie Tour Debt.

i really should ;) the debt is kinda outta control at the moment :nod: :distress:

[estranged4life]

no crushes for me...Marriage has something to do with that :nod:

[ryan8472]

Hmmm...notice that the pic of Diss is only his head. He must really have a hump like Amber predicted. :shrug:

Nice pic, sweets. :xoxo: Thanks for FINALLY sharing.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/79/Lochnessmonster.jpg = Josh. :p