Unlikely Titles For Stevie's Next Album

[darklinensuit]

Rock Soprano

Songs Written Only In The Last Five Years

T & A In Leather & Lace

With Thanks To Nobody

And Once Again This Music Is Dedicated To My Grandfather And All His Bastards

What A Waddyless World

Wild Hip

I Really Can't Stand Phoenix

These Frankenboks Were Made For Walkin'

When I Think Of Rupert I Touch Myself

Klonopin Angel

I've Loved And I've Lost And I'm Sad But I haven't Written Anything About It

Lindsey Who?

The Release Date to This Was Never Postponed

Additions?

- Jake

[Ghosty]

LOL! I can't think of any right now, too busy laughing :D

[lagringader&r]

Rock Soprano

Songs Written Only In The Last Five Years

T & A In Leather & Lace

With Thanks To Nobody

And Once Again This Music Is Dedicated To My Grandfather And All His Bastards

What A Waddyless World

Wild Hip

I Really Can't Stand Phoenix

These Frankenboks Were Made For Walkin'

When I Think Of Rupert I Touch Myself

Klonopin Angel

I've Loved And I've Lost And I'm Sad But I haven't Written Anything About It

Lindsey Who?

The Release Date to This Was Never Postponed

Additions?

- Jake

:laugh: :lol:

Rupert! That's who I forgot! :laugh: Er, how about:

Edge of 17 Give or Take A Few Decades

Stand Back, Pale Shadows

Has Anyone Ever Written Anything For Me Recently?

Destiny Sucks

Running Through The Vegas Casinoes

The Eighth Wonder

Trouble in Phoenix

Stop Draggin' My Ass Around All Over Hell's Half Acre, Don Henley

Ok, that's enough for now. :eek:

[vermicious knid]

Whole Lotta Female Troubles (the yeast infection blues)

Doing the Best I Can (damn crossword puzzle!)

I Turn Tricks for the Things

One More Big Time Rolled and Smoked Joint

Running Through Compton

Sneer At You

That's NOT Alright, Biznatch

[Mari]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
(wipes tears from eyes)

darn. I might have to steal.. uh use these again for my page.


Can't Smile At You (thanks to botox)

After the Botox Fades

Battle Of The Unicorns (don't know if this has been done yet, sorry)

Frozen Face (... botox again)

Star trekkin' the planets of the universe

Sometimes it's a ****

[darklinensuit]

:laugh: You guys are great at this. Keep going.

More:

I Don't Wanna Be A Star, I Wanna Be A Cleaning Lady

To All The Fuglies I've Loved Before

S & M, Who Is The Master

Ceiling Mirror, Mirror

Let's Start Another Rumor About The Roadie And A Straw

This Time You Can Tell Exactly Whom The Songs Are About 'Cuz I'm Using Real Names

Boise Sapphires

Madonnafish & The Ladybrittney

Songs I'll Sing At Lindsey's Next Wedding

I Sing For The Bling-blings

Stubble In Shangri-la (Sounds From My First Brazilian Wax)

Oooh, Dissention, My Love

The Two Birds Of Rhiannon Take Flight (Live From The Bra-less Wonder Tour)

- Jake

[strandinthewind]

:laugh: You guys are great at this. Keep going.

More:

I Don't Wanna Be A Star, I Wanna Be A Cleaning Lady

To All The Fuglies I've Loved Before

S & M, Who Is The Master

Rear View Mirror, Mirror

Let's Start Another Rumor About The Roadie And A Straw

This Time You Can Tell Exactly Whom The Songs Are About 'Cuz I'm Using Real Names

Boise Sapphires

Madonnafish & The Ladybrittney

Songs I'll Sing At Lindsey's Next Wedding

I Sing For The Bling-blings

Stubble In Shangri-la (My First Brazilian Wax)

Oooh, Dissention, My Love

The Two Birds Of Rhiannon Take Flight (Live From The Bra-less Wonder Tour)

- Jake


:laugh:

In honor (pun intended) of James Bond and all that gold dust on her Goldfinger - it will be called:

"My name is Pussy Galore"

oh how I can see the estrogen flowing :laugh:

[darklinensuit]

:laugh:

In honor (pun intended) of James Bond and all that gold dust on her Goldfinger - it will be called:

"My name is Pussy Galore"

oh how I can see the estrogen flowing :laugh:

I'm sure somewhere the Sister Honey demo is circulating under that title. :)

- Jake

[Livia]

:D :thumbsup: I'm dying here.... :D

[darklinensuit]

:D :thumbsup: I'm dying here.... :D

Don't die. Contribute! :xoxo:

- Jake

[GypsySorcerer]

Stubble In Shangri-la (Sounds From My First Brazilian Wax)
Oooh, Dissention, My Love

- Jake

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[dudden22]

"Crimped Hair and Clover"

I just saw a behind the music pic.

[ontheEdgeof17]

Quater-size hole in my "Nose Garden"

Welsh Bitch

Menopause Will Change Your Mind

[strandinthewind]

I'm sure somewhere the Sister Honey demo is circulating under that title. :)

- Jake

if not undulating :cool:

[dudden22]

I need to Stop Draggin my ex's around.

[darklinensuit]

if not undulating :cool:

Dialhating?

- Jake

[strandinthewind]

Dialhating?

- Jake


vibrating :eek:

Lord child - I think we/I just crossed the line :laugh:

[Mari]

(old demo's dug up from the Rumours Days)

Definitely Never Going Back Again Either

Go Your Own Way And Drive Off A Cliff, Honey

You Can Kiss My Second Hand News



Don't Stop Drinking Until Tomorrow

Christine Make Lovin' Chicks Fun

[dudden22]

Menopausal Donna
The Other Side Of Menopause

[darklinensuit]

vibrating :eek:

Lord child - I think we/I just crossed the line :laugh:

Not if we keep nudging the line over. ;)

So take some time to know the real story
'Cause a vibration that's true meets Pussy Galorey. :)

- Jake

[cliffdweller]

[I]Lindsey Who?

And have the B.N. album cover with Lindsey's photo scratched out, wait, that would leave Stevie completely topless! :laugh:

Here's one we'll never see: "Rare Songs, B-Sides and Un-released Demos"

[KarmaContestant]

Here's one we'll never see: "Rare Songs, B-Sides and Un-released Demos"


Oh, now that would be nice.

Great album titles! :lol: Nothing like a good laugh to start the day off right. Unfortunately, I am not quite as witty as the rest of you, so I have nothing to contribute. :shrug:

[SapphireSister]

Klonopin Angel


This one had me dying!! :blob1: Thanks Jake :)
Could you picture the album cover with her sprawled out on the floor trying to sing into the mike while somene holds it to her mouth lol.

[LiquidBlue5000]

how about.... "Frankenbok A Little" :p

[dudden22]

Wild Hip
- Jake

:laugh:
Featuring the new duet "Reeboks and Yoga Pants" with Don Henely.

[skcin]

Don't Stop Drinking Until Tomorrow



I think I just peed myself a little. :laugh: :lol: :laugh:

[strandinthewind]

I think I just peed myself a little. :laugh: :lol: :laugh:


I know - that was a classic Mari!!!!!!!!!!!

[SapphireSister]

Leather, Lace, and Depends

I Can't Wait to Smoke Another Doobie

It's Only Botox

Reebok a Little

Extensions on Fire

The Eighth Wonder

Silver Girl Vs. Gold Dust Woman

Menopause is a Bitch

Wild Fart

[ontheEdgeof17]

Leather, Lace, and Depends

I Can't Wait to Smoke Another Doobie

Extensions on Fire




:lol: Love those!

Extensions on Fire....:snickers:

[GypsySorcerer]

Don't Stop Drinking Until Tomorrow

Christine Make Lovin' Chicks Fun

:lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbsup:

[skcin]

Wild Fart


Again, peeing! :laugh:

[estranged4life]

Additions?

- Jake

Whackaloon

I be a witch "G"

These Moonboots were made for walking (Or limping)

Lick me

No Social Security needed

Voted for Bush

Ima picking and Ima grinning

Goddamed Ledgies (And their opinions)

[SapphireSister]

Again, peeing! :laugh:

Ha ha and then she can do a version of "Fart a Little" .
"Sometimes it stinks (when I fart a little) even when you can't hear (I still fart a little)" :lol: :lol:

[ontheEdgeof17]

Ha ha and then she can do a version of "Fart a Little" .
"Sometimes it stinks (when I fart a little) even when you can't hear (I still fart a little)" :lol: :lol:


Sniff It! It's about time, Lilly

[estranged4life]

Ha ha and then she can do a version of "Fart a Little" .
"Sometimes it stinks (when I fart a little) even when you can't hear (I still fart a little)" :lol: :lol:

if she ate Taco Bell and waited a bit to cut the cheese would that be "I Can't Wait"??? Man, the pressure on her gut would be gawd-awful

Brian "PMS-Sometimes It's a Bitch" j.

[SapphireSister]

Sniff It! It's about time, Lilly

HA HA! ROTFL!!! :D :D

We are having way too much fun with this.

Don't blame it on the beans, blame it on my Wild Fart.

[AliceLover]

Sometimes shes a bitch during menopause

Edge of 57

Stand Back! gotta clean out my depends

Say you Will get my sandwich

I still miss cocaine

Maybe a white dress will change your mind?

If Anyone Falls off a stage while on cocaine

[strandinthewind]

Speaking of flatus - this can be on the same wind:

The following piece appeared in the Gastrointestinal section of past editions of The Merck Manual, and is being reprinted here because of reader demand.

Flatulence, which can cause great psychosocial distress, is unofficially described according to its salient characteristics:

(1) the "slider" (crowded elevator type), which is released slowly and noiselessly, sometimes with devastating effect;

(2) the open sphincter, or "pooh" type, which is said to be of higher temperature and more aromatic;

(3) the staccato or drumbeat type, pleasantly passed in privacy; and

(4) the "bark" type (described in a personal communication) is characterized by a sharp exclamatory eruption that effectively interrupts (and often concludes) conversation. Aromaticity is not a prominent feature. Rarely, this usually distressing symptom has been turned to advantage, as with a Frenchman referred to as "Le Petomane," who became affluent as an effluent performer who played tunes with the gas from his rectum on the Moulin Rouge stage.

http://www.merck.com/mrkshared/mmanual/section3/chapter32/32b.jsp

[SapphireSister]

Speaking of flatus - this can be on the same wind:



I love you for saying "flatus". I thought my mom was the only one in the world who actually used that word :lol: :lol: You made my day!

[strandinthewind]

I love you for saying "flatus". I thought my mom was the only one in the world who actually used that word :lol: :lol: You made my day!


My pleasure darlin' :wavey: :wavey: :wavey:

[Mari]

Lick me



What's that, a duet with Khia?


more..

Sable On Peroxide

Gold and Hair-Extensions

Gunther

umm.. kinda weak, maybe I'll have some better ones tomorrow ;)

[lagringader&r]

:lol:

Gawd, some of these are good! I think we should submit them to Stevie! :laugh:

A few more:

You Must Never Yank My Chain

Leather and The Chain (What My Songs Are Really About)

Go Your Own Way And I'll Trip You Everytime

Beauties And The Beastmaster (A Tribute to Charlie's Angels)

You Better Be Afraid! (For Lindsey)

Drawing a blank now, so back to work.

[CreepingDeath]

Christine Make Lovin' Chicks Fun

:lol: :laugh:

That one is probably Hillary's wet dream. :p


more...

Riding High Atop The Bologna Pony (the answer to Stevie's new found zeal)

Cocain's A Hellava Drug

Cause I'm Stevie Nicks, bitch

[glitter_fades]

Nightsweats

The High on Doobie Lady

I Don't Wanna Know Why These People Worship Me

Golden Hair Dye

The Lady From The Home

All My Ex's are Jealous of My Talent

I Sing Cause I Ain't Got Nothin' Else To Do

Take This Record and Shove It, Lindsey.

[darklinensuit]

Chewing The Breast That I Can

Prom Themes For Homer Lafoon

I'll Betcha There's No Such Thing As Angels

Political Songs With Natalie Maines

Beautiful Child Until It Sprouted Jimmy's Eyebrow

- Jake

[SapphireSister]

[I]Chewing The Breast That I Can



Ha ha!!! Love it!! This thread rocks Jake. Did you see my contribution?

[Mari]

Cause I'm Stevie Nicks, bitch

I LOVE that one :laugh: I can just imagine her saying that.

[Johnny Stew]

Haven't gone through the entire thread yet, so forgive me if this has been done. But I think the absolute least likely title for Stevie's next album is....

'Come.'

[darklinensuit]

Ha ha!!! Love it!! This thread rocks Jake. Did you see my contribution?

I did, and you took the Depends theme right when I was going to post it! :lol:

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Haven't gone through the entire thread yet, so forgive me if this has been done. But I think the absolute least likely title for Stevie's next album is....

'Come.'

Especially if she spelled it the other way. :shocked: :lol:

- Jake

[xxxmx]

I Sing for the Things Money Can Buy: Incense, Candles, and Acrylic Nails

Greatest Hits 1: The Tablecloths and Perms Era
Greatest Hits 2: The Shoulder Pads and Hairspray Era
Greatest Hits 3: The Frankenboks and Extensions Era

Well...

Nicks Heart Crow

Undercover L.B. Lover

Priestess of Nothing

Confessions

Tambo Jam

i'm really running dry tonight? i always come up with these witty things and then can't remember...

[amber]

I Sing for the Things Money Can Buy: Incense, Candles, and Acrylic Nails

Greatest Hits 1: The Tablecloths and Perms Era
Greatest Hits 2: The Shoulder Pads and Hairspray Era
Greatest Hits 3: The Frankenboks and Extensions Era

Well...

Nicks Heart Crow

Undercover L.B. Lover

Priestess of Nothing

Confessions

Tambo Jam

i'm really running dry tonight? i always come up with these witty things and then can't remember...
:lol: :lol:
That was pretty funny, especially her "eras".

[SmileAtU]

:laugh:

Stubble In Shangri-la (Sounds From My First Brazilian Wax)

- Jake

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: RITFLMFAO

[SapphireSister]

Leather, Lace, and Depends

I Can't Wait to Smoke Another Doobie

It's Only Botox

Reebok a Little

Extensions on Fire

The Eighth Wonder

Silver Girl Vs. Gold Dust Woman

Menopause is a Bitch

Wild Fart

New addition:

"Sister Horny" :lol:

[darklinensuit]

New addition:

"Sister Horny" :lol:

Or Imperial Whore Tell

- Jake

[strandinthewind]

What about "The Inside of the Toy Drawer" :eek:

[dudden22]

"Sisters of The AARP Hot 50"

[SapphireSister]

Sisters of Social Security

The Other Side of Cocaine (album cover picture of her all strung out)

[GardenStateGirlie]

-After The Botox Fades
-Beauty and Her Yeast
-Ooh My Hip
-I Have To Pee (Talk To Me)
-Whenever I Call My Men

[SapphireSister]

-Beauty and Her Yeast


Love you for this! :xoxo:

[strandinthewind]

. . . Beauty and Her Yeast . . .

:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

Ooooo it burns (Ooo My Love)

[all the same]

Has anyone posted "WELL" as a possible title! Can you imagine? :lol:

[GardenStateGirlie]

:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

Ooooo it burns (Ooo My Love)

Trouble In The Garden :eek:

[SapphireSister]

How Still My Feet

This is so fun I can't stop hee hee.

[dudden22]

Has Anyone Ever Cut My Porch Bangs

[strandinthewind]

Trouble In The Garden :eek:

the toxic garden -
It burns and has tuned to brilliant colors :laugh:

[SapphireSister]

Landslide In My Pants

[dudden22]

Landslide In My Pants

:laugh: :laugh: :lol:

[GardenStateGirlie]

the toxic garden -
It burns and has turned to brilliant colors :laugh:

Brilliant colors? Now that's talent :laugh:

[dudden22]

Kind of Vagina That Will Burn You

[strandinthewind]

Landslide In My Pants

in the back!!!!! :laugh: :eek: :rolleyes:

[all the same]

Okay, I really need a life, but I couldn't resist doing this! :lol:

[strandinthewind]

Kind of Vagina That Will Burn You


AAARRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

:xoxo: :xoxo: :xoxo:

:] :] :] :]

How Still my Scabies - EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWw

[darklinensuit]

-Beauty and Her Yeast


I was a happy person until years ago my then-girlfriend decided to explain subjects such as yeast, sudden toxic shock, and menstrual clots. :shocked:

At least you used a song I don't like a whole lot. :shrug:

- Jake

[strandinthewind]

Okay, I really need a life, but I couldn't resist doing this! :lol:


You're HIRED!!!!!!!!!!!!! :nod:

[all the same]

How Still my Scabies - EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWw

:lol: :laugh: :lol: Or How Still My Crabs

[all the same]

Kinda Herpes That Will Haunt You...

I know I'm totally ripping people off here...

[GardenStateGirlie]

I was a happy person until years ago my then-girlfriend decided to explain subjects such as yeast, sudden toxic shock, and menstrual clots. :shocked:

At least you used a song I don't like a whole lot. :shrug:

- Jake

:eek: Ew. God. Why?

Good. Now I know how to bug you...take a song you love and add crazy girly menstrual happenings to it ;)

[strandinthewind]

:lol: :laugh: :lol: Or How Still My Crabs


Sorry, for the crabs, it is the popular snip of:

I Can't Scratch
I Can't Scratch
Well, I scraped off all my skin
Damn him damn him

:laugh: :rolleyes:

or

My crabs are biting again
fiesty little claws
sawing into my skin

My crabs are fighting again
I'm rubbing myself raw
so much for my skin

I am scratching - in the morning - trying to be strong

SCRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTCHINGGGGG

in the morning - trying to be stroooonng.

[dudden22]

How Still my Scabies - EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWw

After The Herpes Fade

[GardenStateGirlie]

Honestly, I think her album needs to be a collaborative effort...Stevie and her past lovers... (this one is for Greg)....we can call just call it Windsock'D

[all the same]

Sorry, for the crabs, it is the popular snip of:

I Can't Scratch
I Can't Scratch
Well, I scraped off all my skin
Damn him damn him

:laugh: :rolleyes:

or

My crabs are biting again
fiesty little claws
sawing into my skin

My crabs are fighting again
I'm rubbing myself raw
so much for my skin

I am scratching - in the morning - trying to be strong

SCRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTCHINGGGGG

in the morning - trying to be stroooonng.


:lol: :laugh: :lol:

[all the same]

:eek: Ew. God. Why?

Good. Now I know how to bug you...take a song you love and add crazy girly menstrual happenings to it ;)

Brings a whole new meaning to "my walls are flaming" doesn't it?

[dudden22]

Sorry, for the crabs, it is the popular snip of:

I Can't Scratch
I Can't Scratch
Well, I scraped off all my skin
Damn him damn him

:laugh: :rolleyes:

or

My crabs are biting again
fiesty little claws
sawing into my skin

My crabs are fighting again
I'm rubbing myself raw
so much for my skin

I am scratching - in the morning - trying to be strong

SCRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTCHINGGGGG

in the morning - trying to be stroooonng.

:laugh: :blob1: :blob1:
"Waiting for my nits to hatch into a louse"

[darklinensuit]

Let's Pretend There Was Never A Street Angel Album

Songs I Wrote With Prince To Avoid Sex With Him

Lady Of The Lace Girdle

Deep Goat Throat

My Parental Advisory Lyrics Collection

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

Brings a whole new meaning to "my walls are flaming" doesn't it?

It's one line I refuse to sing when I'm singing Smile At You...i'm always thinking, "eeeh...get some cream for that..." for some reason, i'm the double entendre queen so I think the worst :laugh: Same thing with her "see your sunrise loves to go down..." Stevie Nicks and her chiffon coated sexual connotations...

[all the same]

Has Anyone Ever Worn Rebox For You?

[all the same]

It's one line I refuse to sing when I'm singing Smile At You...i'm always thinking, "eeeh...get some cream for that..." for some reason, i'm the double entendre queen so I think the worst :laugh: Same thing with her "see your sunrise loves to go down..." Stevie Nicks and her chiffon coated sexual connotations...

I hadn't even thought of that!!! :lol: "See your sunrise loves to go down" sounds like it could be a golden shower reference too! :laugh:

[dudden22]

I hadn't even thought of that!!! :lol: "See your sunrise loves to go down" sounds like it could be a golden shower reference too! :laugh:

:laugh: :lol: :distress: I will never hear that line the same again.

[all the same]

:laugh: :lol: :distress: I will never hear that line the same again.

Me neither! :distress: Yet, for the sake of comedy, I'm willing! :laugh:

[dudden22]

So I guess we can add

Outside The Golden Shower to the list.

[strandinthewind]

So I guess we can add

Outside The Golden Shower to the list.

Outside the rain
and you want me to pee
on you only . . .

:angel: :angel: :wavey:

[all the same]

So I guess we can add

Outside The Golden Shower to the list.

:lol: Except, Outside the Rain seems to work just fine too! ****! That song's ruined now too! :lol:

[all the same]

Outside the rain
and you want me to pee
on you only . . .

:angel: :angel: :wavey:

Got it in my eye
It's been almost a week
And it's still swolen!

[SapphireSister]

I'm Having A Whole Lotta Trouble Down There

[dudden22]

Stand Back Stand Back in the my room I did not pee on you

[all the same]

In my eye
On my face

Crap! I gotta stop. This could quite possibly become the funniest parody song ever written! But I will stop...

[all the same]

Stand Back Stand Back in the my room I did not pee on you

It's alright, it's alright!
We could be peeing in a line!

[GardenStateGirlie]

That is SO not what I meant :eek: You know what I meant. Way to ruin that for me.

[SapphireSister]

It's alright, it's alright!
We could be peeing in a line!

IIIIIIIII would ****. La la la la la

[ontheEdgeof17]

In my eye
On my face




Baby you're the only one that can sit on my face

[dudden22]

It's alright, it's alright!
We could be peeing in a line!

So I peed on down the road away from you
Maybe urinating was all that you could do

[strandinthewind]

Got it in my eye
It's been almost a week
And it's still swolen!

Outside the rain
and you want me to pee
on you only . . .
creature of the night
its been almost a week
so here is some water

Oooooo do it on me for a very long time
Long enough - oooo the flow
This strange kind of love - I've been trying to find it
Words can't describe it -
They don't matter at all

Maybe it's only a stream (its only a stream)
I don't want to feel that
Well it's one more kink - in the biding chain
I don't believe that

So you're still lonely
You say that it's been forever
Maybe you never peed on me -
Maybe you thought that
I'd never like the RAIN - but
now your raining and YOU'RE LONG

And thanks for trying -
more water is not hard to find -
And I'm not tired of lying

Outside the rain
and you want me to pee
on you only . . .

Ooooo its in my eyes
and on my face
Baby, there's no one
That can piss in your place

Ooooooo golden showers are a word that some entertain
If you find it
You have won the game

Somebody said
"Outside the rain..."

:wavey:

[dudden22]

Outside the rain
and you want me to pee
on you only . . .
creature of the night
its been almost a week
so here is some water

Oooooo do it on me for a very long time
Long enough - oooo the flow
This strange kind of love - I've been trying to find it
Words can't describe it -
They don't matter at all

Maybe it's only a stream (its only a stream)
I don't want to feel that
Well it's one more kink - in the biding chain
I don't believe that

So you're still lonely
You say that it's been forever
Maybe you never peed on me -
Maybe you thought that
I'd never like the RAIN - but
now your raining and YOU'RE LONG

And thanks for trying -
more water is not hard to find -
And I'm not tired of lying

Outside the rain
and you want me to pee
on you only . . .

Ooooo its in my eyes
and on my face
Baby, there's no one
That can piss in your place

Ooooooo golden showers are a word that some entertain
If you find it
You have won the game

Somebody said
"Outside the rain..."

:wavey:

:laugh: :lol: :laugh:

How did we all turn an innocent thread into burning vaginas, golden showers and menstrual clots. :laugh:

[GateandGarden]

:lol: :laugh:

That one is probably Hillary's wet dream. :p :laugh::laugh::lol::nod:

[strandinthewind]

:laugh: :lol: :laugh:

How did we all turn an innocent thread into burning vaginas, golden showers and menstrual clots. :laugh:


Well, it sometimes gets a little rowdy around here sometimes :laugh:

Were you around here for the perv thread :eek:

[dudden22]

Well, it sometimes gets a little rowdy around here sometimes :laugh:

Were you around here for the perv thread :eek:

No, do share.

[Livia]

Yeah, someone needs to resurrect that thread....and dare I say it? The blackdress thread???? Hey, but maybe that one actually did some good, huh?!!!

[strandinthewind]

No, do share.

http://www.ledge.fleetwoodmac.net/showthread.php?t=17520&highlight=perv+thread


ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :angel:

[dudden22]

Yeah, someone needs to resurrect that thread....and dare I say it? The blackdress thread???? Hey, but maybe that one actually did some good, huh?!!!

What was the blackdress thread?

[ontheEdgeof17]

Yeah, someone needs to resurrect that thread....and dare I say it? The blackdress thread???? Hey, but maybe that one actually did some good, huh?!!!


How about the Stevie Products thread? That got raunchy.

[strandinthewind]

Yeah, someone needs to resurrect that thread....and dare I say it? The blackdress thread???? Hey, but maybe that one actually did some good, huh?!!!


I know - see ya granny cardigan and HELLLOOOOOOOOOOOO SEXY COWL CAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Damn that Lindsey :laugh:

[Livia]

What was the blackdress thread?

The thread of song parodies about Stevie's wardrobe. :p

[strandinthewind]

What was the blackdress thread?

I am unsure if that one is still around - it may be too old. Did anyone save it?

[darklinensuit]

I am unsure if that one is still around - it may be too old. Did anyone save it?

http://ledge.fleetwoodmac.net/showthread.php?s=&threadid=9557&highlight=leno

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

http://ledge.fleetwoodmac.net/showthread.php?s=&threadid=9557&highlight=leno

- Jake

Oh God. No more :distress:

[strandinthewind]

http://ledge.fleetwoodmac.net/showthread.php?s=&threadid=9557&highlight=leno

- Jake


Thank you darling!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[darklinensuit]

Oh God. No more :distress:

Careful or we'll resurrect the Marissa in NJ parodies thread! :blob2:

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

Careful or we'll resurrect the Marissa in NJ parodies thread! :blob2:

- Jake

Oh and I know you'll looooove that :nod:

[darklinensuit]

Oh and I know you'll looooove that :nod:

Any excuse to use the bouncy blue smilie for you. :blob2: :blob2: :blob2:

- Jake

[Livia]

The newbies are gonna need these - 2 of my faves from another board I visit:

[GardenStateGirlie]

Any excuse to use the bouncy blue smilie for you. :blob2: :blob2: :blob2:

- Jake

You know I love it almost as equally as the pink bouncy smilie! Keep it up, you might be getting your own thread, my friend ;)

[strandinthewind]

Oh and I know you'll looooove that :nod:

Well, they were a riot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lagringader&r]

Holy ****! You people are disssgustin! :eek: I have one new addition:

Don't Stop Cracking My Back, Carlos
(don't stop, ooh it feels good
it feels good, better than before
my backache is gone, my backache is gone..)

(remember in the special on VH1 when she says "you got our backs, Carlos.." She was being literal! :shocked: )

A few liner notes:

No, I am not a witch. I know I said I was, but I was stoned. Drop it.
The goat thing was funny the first 5,000 times I heard it. Drop it.
No, I do not wear black because I am a witch (see above) nor because I am fat. I am not fat. Have you ****ing seen me lately?
No, I did not eat Christine. She's in England, goddamit.. One more comment alluding to said meal will result in my boot and/or Reebok up your ass.
No, I am not banging Lindsey. Do you really think I could do a man who corrects my grammar while referring to life's happenings as "cycles"?
No, I am not banging Mick. Self-explanatory.
No, I am not banging Don Henley, but I do relish giving him raging hard-ons on stage, aware that he has full knowledge he's never gonna get with this. Why do you think he looks so stiff? He is!
No, I am not banging (insert name here). That should cover it.

And finally special thanks to:
Carlos for the crack.
Chris Isaak for getting me over the hump and being the actual hump itself. (Alright, yes, I banged him).

:shocked:

[GardenStateGirlie]

Well, they were a riot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Any chance to bust on me make you and Jake happy men. And yes, i'll admit...they were amusing.

[golden braid]

No, I am not banging Lindsey. Do you really think I could do a man who corrects my grammar while referring to life's happenings as "cycles"?
No, I am not banging Mick. Self-explanatory.
No, I am not banging Don Henley, but I do relish giving him raging hard-ons on stage, aware that he has full knowledge he's never gonna get with this. Why do you think he looks so stiff? He is!
No, I am not banging (insert name here). That should cover it.
Chris Isaak for getting me over the hump and being the actual hump itself. (Alright, yes, I banged him).

:shocked:
:lol: :laugh: :lol:

[dissention]

And finally special thanks to:

Chris Isaak for getting me over the hump and being the actual hump itself. (Alright, yes, I banged him).

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

I am dying.

[dissention]

Oh God. No more :distress:

Preach it. I am so sick of those ****ing things. :cool:

[dissention]

http://www.ledge.fleetwoodmac.net/showthread.php?t=17520&highlight=perv+thread


Run for your life, said the Mad Hatter...

That thread was disgusting. I can't believe a dignified person such as myself actually participated in that filth.

[dudden22]

Run for your life, said the Mad Hatter...

That thread was disgusting. I can't believe a dignified person such as myself actually participated in that filth.

"My personal favorite is Purple-Helmeted Yogurt Thrower."

You mean like that one. I am sorry, that literally made me wake up my roomate from laughing.

[dissention]

You mean like that one.

The one and only. :laugh:

[GardenStateGirlie]

Preach it. I am so sick of those ****ing things. :cool:

Of course, some could say the same about your political rantings :cool:

[wondergirl9847]

This thread is hysterical! :lol:

Lemme try:

- Rhiannon Can Take Her Three Birds and Shove Them Up Her...

- Age of Seventeen

- Lindsey and Stevie: BFF

- The Love of My Life: John McVie

[dissention]

Of course, some could say the same about your political rantings :cool:

And often do. :laugh:

Gimme a break, my love, they're nowhere near as frequent as they once were. I rarely go off these days!

[UndoingTheLaces]

Okay, Stevie is my idol, I learned to sing by totally dissecting the Tusk documentary, I learned to write songs by disecting her lyrics. I adore her and she is the only one of my mentors whom I've never met.

But... only when you love someone this much can you poke fun. My friends and I poke fun at each other so I don't feel bad being able to do this.

In the 90's when she was at her heaviest I had quite a few Stevie jokes going around with my friends, which I later felt really bad about hearing how much all the talk hurt her feelings on the Behind the Music special. But, like I said, if we didn't love her so much we wouldn't be able to joke. It's all in good fun.

Okay, that was my disclaimer. So here are mine for the mid 90's album that never got released...

Maybe Lunch Will Change Your Mind
Whole Lotta Stevie
Rock A Little, Eat A Lot
I Still Miss Someone (yes Buckingham, it's you... deal with it)
Sister Honey, Jam and Jelly
The Other Side of the McDonald's Window
Edge of 52 Flavors
Has Anyone Ever Baked Anything For You
I Can't Wait (Until Lunch)

And okay, I have to admit it. There was a local artist who had a little stand in a shopping center in Pittsburgh who would do portraits of you and your favorite star together if you brought him a picture, and I was very tempted to take the cover of the "I Can't Wait" 45 and have him turn the microphone into a twinkie and have us both eating twinkies together. I'm glad I never did that. I would really feel bad about it today. LOL!!!

[amber]

Okay, Stevie is my idol, I learned to sing by totally dissecting the Tusk documentary, I learned to write songs by disecting her lyrics. I adore her and she is the only one of my mentors whom I've never met.

But... only when you love someone this much can you poke fun. My friends and I poke fun at each other so I don't feel bad being able to do this.

In the 90's when she was at her heaviest I had quite a few Stevie jokes going around with my friends, which I later felt really bad about hearing how much all the talk hurt her feelings on the Behind the Music special. But, like I said, if we didn't love her so much we wouldn't be able to joke. It's all in good fun.

Okay, that was my disclaimer. So here are mine for the mid 90's album that never got released...

Maybe Lunch Will Change Your Mind
Whole Lotta Stevie
Rock A Little, Eat A Lot
I Still Miss Someone (yes Buckingham, it's you... deal with it)
Sister Honey, Jam and Jelly
The Other Side of the McDonald's Window
Edge of 52 Flavors
Has Anyone Ever Baked Anything For You
I Can't Wait (Until Lunch)

And okay, I have to admit it. There was a local artist who had a little stand in a shopping center in Pittsburgh who would do portraits of you and your favorite star together if you brought him a picture, and I was very tempted to take the cover of the "I Can't Wait" 45 and have him turn the microphone into a twinkie and have us both eating twinkies together. I'm glad I never did that. I would really feel bad about it today. LOL!!!
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Shame on you! *snicker*

[strandinthewind]

Run for your life, said the Mad Hatter...

That thread was disgusting. I can't believe a dignified person such as myself actually participated in that filth.


Look - why don't you just shut up and clean the dandruff off of your shoes already :xoxo: :xoxo: :angel: :xoxo:

[strandinthewind]

And often do. :laugh:

Gimme a break, my love, they're nowhere near as frequent as they once were. I rarely go off these days!


I think George W. Bush is the greatest President since Ronald Reagan. I think W smartly invaded Iraq and his domestic policies are in tune with the American population, which needs to be more pro Christian :wavey:

:xoxo: :xoxo:

[dissention]

Look - why don't you just shut up and clean the dandruff off of your shoes already :xoxo: :xoxo: :angel: :xoxo:

*vomits*

That was the nastiest thing you ever said, Jason. :laugh:

[dissention]

I think George W. Bush is the greatest President since Ronald Reagan. I think W smartly invaded Iraq and his domestic policies are in tune with the American population, which needs to be more pro Christian :wavey:

:xoxo: :xoxo:

Well, we've already established that you have **** for taste, Mr. Cinderella Man. :p

[LeighB04]

WOW - this board went from hilarious and fun to ugly really quickly. Could we get back on topic please, and leave all this nastiness behind? :mad:

[strandinthewind]

*vomits*

That was the nastiest thing you ever said, Jason. :laugh:


I LOVE that expression and use it often :] :] :] :]

[strandinthewind]

Well, we've already established that you have **** for taste, Mr. Cinderella Man. :p


See, all ya gotta do is provide the spark for the hot air to ignite :xoxo: :angel: :xoxo:

For the faint of heart, Diss and I are being very tongue in cheek and not nasty to each other in a literal way. If you want to see, that, please move to the dicussion thread where I verbally squash him often :laugh:

[darklinensuit]

See, all ya gotta do is provide the spark for the hot air to ignite :xoxo: :angel: :xoxo:

For the faint of heart, Diss and I are being very tongue in cheek and not nasty to each other in a literal way. If you want to see, that, please move to the dicussion thread where I verbally squash him often :laugh:

Keep your tongues in your own cheeks. Nobody wants to see that. ;)

- Jake

[strandinthewind]

Keep your tongues in your own cheeks. Nobody wants to see that. ;)

- Jake


Well, tell Diss that because he also likes to show his ass :p :p :p :p

did I just stick a tongue out after Dissention's ass :eek:

[sparky]

Whole Lotta Hormones

Limp A Little

Battle Of The Corset

Running Through The Royalties

Pleather and Lace (that Leather just doesn't BREATHE)

Centrum Silver Girl

One More Cinched Waist Frumpy Old Dress

[SapphireSister]

Centrum Silver Girl

:laugh: :laugh:

I vote my "Landslide My Your Pants" as #1

[dissention]

Whole Lotta Hormones

Limp A Little

Battle Of The Corset

Running Through The Royalties

Pleather and Lace (that Leather just doesn't BREATHE)

Centrum Silver Girl

One More Cinched Waist Frumpy Old Dress

My favorites! :xoxo:

[Johnny Stew]

One More Cinched Waist Frumpy Old DressI love that you can sing it right along to the melody. :laugh: :thumbsup:

"Centrum Silver Girl" was pretty terrific, too. :nod:

[darklinensuit]

Battle Of The Corset

Centrum Silver Girl


:lol:

- Jake

[UndoingTheLaces]

I Sing Cause I Ain't Got Nothin' Else To Do


Actually, this is really funny and ironic because at the end of her Enchanted show in Pittsburgh she was saying goodnight to the audience and she said, "I'll see you next time... you know I'll be back.. I mean, what else would I do?" or something to that effect. I thought that was just too cute.

She never used to talk during shows and I will never forget the first time I ever heard her talk during a concert. It was towards the beginning of a Street Angel show. She had just finished "Dreams" and while she was singing a small storm was nearby and you could see the lightning flashing around the enclosure of the Amitheater, it was really wild. So she ends the song and I'm expecting some poetic statement about the symbolism of the lighting in the song at it being all around us and all that, and she takes the mike and says, "Did you guys see the lighting? That was, like, totally cool" And I just thought... "Oh Stevie... don't speak" LOL!

I like that she allows herself to be more down to earth in interviews now. He songs are so personal and yet she's always been sort of this figure and not like a real person, and nowadays she's out there, answering questions on her website and being silly in the Destiny Rules documentary and I thing that's awesome.

Okay, sorry, back to the fun.

[lagringader&r]

It Be I (A Tribute to Lindsey Buckingham) :eek:

Or, perhaps It Were Him ..

..and he corrects her grammar

[krrrby]

I hadn't even thought of that!!! :lol: "See your sunrise loves to go down" sounds like it could be a golden shower reference too! :laugh:

But as Stevie says... "you don't wanna see it"

[krrrby]

I've thought of some

Albums:

The Trilogy (3 disc set)
Snorting through the Years: 1975-1985 (Greatest Hits)
Sleeping through the Years: 1985-1995 (Greatest Hits 2)
Sober through the Years: 1995-2005 (Greatest Hits 3)

Other Albums:
Watch me Spin
Cher's gone but I'm still here! hah!
Black Album (white makes it look fat)
Excuse-to-go-on-tour-album

Singles:
I Can't Mate (How do I grope you)

Some Become One-Nighters

Hilton Hotel (sequel to imperial hotel)

Shake it like a tambourine! (ying yang twins remix)

Will you take me to the damn sky already?!

Well...Well...Well...Well...Well... (edit)

Well...Well...Well...Well...Well...Well...Well...Well... (extended)

Has anyone slept with an ugly man for you? (in your darkest hours, did you ever hear me scream?) :D

What has Klonopin ever done for you?

Well did she make you cry?? Did she?!?!

She loves you, she told me.

Thunder only happens when it.....oh great now I'm f*cking drenched!

Sister of the Baboons (and then she growls like the mirage video)

I run through the wet grass, I run over hot stones, down to the sea, taken by the rip currents, honey...

I don't wanna know (the reasons why I wrote this song)

After the Platforms Fade

Edge of Ninteteen Times Three (57)

The Reebokman

Chiffon Wedgie

How Still My Boobs (In the still of the knife) -- Think of the implants

Sable on a Blonde

Too Hot in Phoenix

It's only reeboks

Rummaging Through Your Garbage

I Need To Go (Pee song) (Take your violet printed toilet paper with you!!!)


Ok I'm running out of ideas

[amber]

I've thought of some

Albums:

The Trilogy (3 disc set)
Snorting through the Years: 1975-1985 (Greatest Hits)
Sleeping through the Years: 1985-1995 (Greatest Hits 2)
Sober through the Years: 1995-2005 (Greatest Hits 3)

Other Albums:
Watch me Spin
Cher's gone but I'm still here! hah!
Black Album (white makes it look fat)
Excuse-to-go-on-tour-album

Singles:
I Can't Mate (How do I grope you)

Some Become One-Nighters

Hilton Hotel (sequel to imperial hotel)

Shake it like a tambourine! (ying yang twins remix)

Will you take me to the damn sky already?!

Well...Well...Well...Well...Well... (edit)

Well...Well...Well...Well...Well...Well...Well...Well... (extended)

Has anyone slept with an ugly man for you? (in your darkest hours, did you ever hear me scream?) :D

What has Klonopin ever done for you?

Well did she make you cry?? Did she?!?!

She loves you, she told me.

Thunder only happens when it.....oh great now I'm f*cking drenched!

Sister of the Baboons (and then she growls like the mirage video)

I run through the wet grass, I run over hot stones, down to the sea, taken by the rip currents, honey...

I don't wanna know (the reasons why I wrote this song)

After the Platforms Fade

Edge of Ninteteen Times Three (57)

The Reebokman

Chiffon Wedgie

How Still My Boobs (In the still of the knife) -- Think of the implants

Sable on a Blonde

Too Hot in Phoenix

It's only reeboks

Rummaging Through Your Garbage

I Need To Go (Pee song) (Take your violet printed toilet paper with you!!!)


Ok I'm running out of ideas

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

But...Sable on Blonde? I don't get it...

[krrrby]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

But...Sable on Blonde? I don't get it...

Sable on A Blonde

[Mari]

couple more I had made up at work friday:

Wake up to the velvet of a late afternoon

Love is dangerous, shoot to kill

Rhiannon (the ultimate hardcore remix)


(Stevie takes on sponsors: )

Affairs of the Mastercard

When I see you again at Burger King

Silver Springs of 7Up

Escape from Berlin (Fly KLM Airways)


Anyway, I've some fun little ideas with these for my page, so are you all okay if I use them again? Of course you will all get full credit :)
Pleeeeeeeease???

[SapphireSister]

I've thought of some

Albums:

The Trilogy (3 disc set)
Snorting through the Years: 1975-1985 (Greatest Hits)
Sleeping through the Years: 1985-1995 (Greatest Hits 2)
Sober through the Years: 1995-2005 (Greatest Hits 3)



Singles:

What has Klonopin ever done for you?

I run through the wet grass, I run over hot stones, down to the sea, taken by the rip currents, honey...

Chiffon Wedgie

How Still My Boobs (In the still of the knife) -- Think of the implants

Sable on a Blonde

Rummaging Through Your Garbage



OMG I just peed my pants! Especially the wet grass one and the trilogy...
:thumbsup: :]