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ontheEdgeof17
02-14-2005, 07:57 PM
Foxx, Farrell Take on 'Miami Vice' Duty

Mon Feb 14, 3:00 PM ET Movies - AP

LOS ANGELES - Add Jamie Foxx and Colin Farrell to the roster of stars resurrecting TV shows for the big screen. Foxx and Farrell will star in a movie version of the cop series "Miami Vice," which will be written and directed by Michael Mann, an executive producer on the show that ran on NBC from 1984-89.

Shooting is scheduled to begin this spring, with the movie tentatively due in theaters July 28, 2006.

Other upcoming movie updates of TV shows include Cedric the Entertainer's "The Honeymooners," Nicole Kidman and Will Ferrell's "Bewitched" and "The Dukes of Hazzard," with Johnny Knoxville, Seann William Scott, Jessica Simpson and Burt Reynolds.


Foxx, who co-starred with Tom Cruise in Mann's hitman thriller "Collateral" last summer, will play Detective Ricardo Tubbs, a role originated for TV by Philip Michael Thomas. Farrell is playing Detective Sonny Crockett, the part created by Don Johnson.


Universal Studios, which is releasing the movie, recently released a DVD set with the first season of "Miami Vice."


Coming off a breakout year, Foxx is the favorite to win the best-actor prize at the Academy Awards on Feb. 27 for his spot-on emulation of Ray Charles in "Ray." He also earned a supporting-actor Oscar nomination for "Collateral."


Foxx's next film is "Jarhead," a Persian Gulf War drama due out this fall from director Sam Mendes ("American Beauty").


Farrell is coming off the epic flop "Alexander." He next stars in another historical saga, "The New World," a tale of John Smith, Pocahontas and the conflict between Indians and 17th century settlers. Terrence Malick ("The Thin Red Line") is directing the film, due out in fall.

dissention
02-14-2005, 07:59 PM
:eek:

I will see nothing that stars Jimmy Iovine's love child.

estranged4life
02-14-2005, 08:01 PM
Foxx, Farrell Take on 'Miami Vice' Duty

[I]Mon Feb 14, 3:00 PM ET Movies - AP

LOS ANGELES - Add Jamie Foxx and Colin Farrell to the roster of stars resurrecting TV shows for the big screen. Foxx and Farrell will star in a movie version of the cop series "Miami Vice," which will be written and directed by Michael Mann, an executive producer on the show that ran on NBC from 1984-89.


BOMB seem appropriate for this movie? Hollyweird is TOTALLY out of ideas now...

Miss Vicky
02-14-2005, 08:07 PM
:eek:

I will see nothing that stars Jimmy Iovine's love child.

LMFAO!!! Can we say UNIBROW??

ontheEdgeof17
02-14-2005, 08:08 PM
:eek:

I will see nothing that stars Jimmy Iovine's love child.


Well, if you look at the Box Office, no one else will, either.

dissention
02-14-2005, 08:09 PM
LMFAO!!! Can we say UNIBROW??

I've never wanted to attack someone with a Lady Bic more than Colin Iovine, my love.

estranged4life
02-14-2005, 08:11 PM
LMFAO!!! Can we say UNIBROW??

if Colin Farrell & Jimmy Iovine fought who would win the undisputed World Unibrow Championship?

ontheEdgeof17
02-14-2005, 08:11 PM
I've never wanted to attack someone with a Lady Bic more than Colin Iovine, my love.


He is one person you can just smell through the screen. And it's not lavendar and jasmine. It's rank. :barf:

amber
02-14-2005, 08:13 PM
Foxx, Farrell Take on 'Miami Vice' Duty

Mon Feb 14, 3:00 PM ET Movies - AP

LOS ANGELES - Add Jamie Foxx and Colin Farrell to the roster of stars resurrecting TV shows for the big screen. Foxx and Farrell will star in a movie version of the cop series "Miami Vice," which will be written and directed by Michael Mann, an executive producer on the show that ran on NBC from 1984-89.

Shooting is scheduled to begin this spring, with the movie tentatively due in theaters July 28, 2006.

Other upcoming movie updates of TV shows include Cedric the Entertainer's "The Honeymooners," Nicole Kidman and Will Ferrell's "Bewitched" and "The Dukes of Hazzard," with Johnny Knoxville, Seann William Scott, Jessica Simpson and Burt Reynolds.


Foxx, who co-starred with Tom Cruise in Mann's hitman thriller "Collateral" last summer, will play Detective Ricardo Tubbs, a role originated for TV by Philip Michael Thomas. Farrell is playing Detective Sonny Crockett, the part created by Don Johnson.


Universal Studios, which is releasing the movie, recently released a DVD set with the first season of "Miami Vice."


Coming off a breakout year, Foxx is the favorite to win the best-actor prize at the Academy Awards on Feb. 27 for his spot-on emulation of Ray Charles in "Ray." He also earned a supporting-actor Oscar nomination for "Collateral."


Foxx's next film is "Jarhead," a Persian Gulf War drama due out this fall from director Sam Mendes ("American Beauty").


Farrell is coming off the epic flop "Alexander." He next stars in another historical saga, "The New World," a tale of John Smith, Pocahontas and the conflict between Indians and 17th century settlers. Terrence Malick ("The Thin Red Line") is directing the film, due out in fall.
Oh. At first I thought it was Will Farrell, and was thinking, "that could be funny" but then, no. :( Colin Farrell is soooo overrated.

dissention
02-14-2005, 08:14 PM
He is one person you can just smell through the screen. And it's not lavendar and jasmine. It's rank. :barf:

:nod: Truly rancid. I've probably smelled better Port-A-Potty's. Colin, dear, you can bathe and still be butch.

Miss Vicky
02-14-2005, 08:17 PM
I've never wanted to attack someone with a Lady Bic more than Colin Iovine, my love.

Went to see Alexander with a friend of mine... he kept sighing and saying "Oh he's ssoo hot..." And everytime he did that I'd look at him and say "Eyebrows!" really loud just to irritate him and the rest of the people in the audience. :angel:

It wasn't a bad movie per se... but it would have been much better if they had done away with all of the scenes of Anthony Hopkins. I don't have a problem with him as an actor, but his role in that movie was pointless and added about 45 minutes to an already overly long movie.

dissention
02-14-2005, 08:20 PM
Went to see Alexander with a friend of mine... he kept sighing and saying "Oh he's ssoo hot..." And everytime he did that I'd look at him and say "Eyebrows!" really loud just to irritate him and the rest of the people in the audience. :angel:

It wasn't a bad movie per se... but it would have been much better if they had done away with all of the scenes of Anthony Hopkins. I don't have a problem with him as an actor, but his role in that movie was pointless and added about 45 minutes to an already overly long movie.

That movie was horrific! I saw a screener and couldn't get past the first hour. Angelina Jolie hit an all-time low, she was shockingly bad, but Farrel was putrid. Truly nauseating.

And Farrel hot? *shudders* And people say my taste is weird. :rolleyes: :laugh:

ontheEdgeof17
02-14-2005, 08:22 PM
And Farrel hot? *shudders* And people say my taste is weird. :rolleyes: :laugh:


Yet again...it goes to the fact that he looks like he smells like ass.

Miss Vicky
02-14-2005, 08:26 PM
That movie was horrific! I saw a screener and couldn't get past the first hour. Angelina Jolie hit an all-time low, she was shockingly bad, but Farrel was putrid. Truly nauseating.

And Farrel hot? *shudders* And people say my taste is weird. :rolleyes: :laugh:

Yeah, well, what can I say, my friend is a self-described slut who is attracted to anything under 45 that possesses a penis.

dissention
02-14-2005, 08:27 PM
Yet again...it goes to the fact that he looks like he smells like ass.

Exactly. Any man who even looks like he smells of butt juice is automatically a dog.

dissention
02-14-2005, 08:28 PM
Yeah, well, what can I say, my friend is a self-described slut who is attracted to anything under 45 that possesses a penis.

Hopefully she's not an idiot like Hootchie Spears and won't buy a penis for $50 million. :laugh:

Miss Vicky
02-14-2005, 08:32 PM
Hopefully she's not an idiot like Hootchie Spears and won't buy a penis for $50 million. :laugh:

No. HE is not an idiot hootchie. He'll never buy a penis... but he has no qualms about juggling five at a time. :]
'Course that never lasts more than a couple of weeks at the most. Have given up trying to keep track of his boyfriends. Last I heard he was unknowingly dating a Stevie fan and made a not-so-kind remark about Ms. Nicks and got in trouble for it. But that was over a month ago so Mr. Steviefan's probably ancient history by now. :nod:

dissention
02-14-2005, 08:36 PM
No. HE is not an idiot hootchie. He'll never buy a penis... but he has no qualms about juggling five at a time. :]
'Course that never lasts more than a couple of weeks at the most. Have given up trying to keep track of his boyfriends. Last I heard he was unknowingly dating a Stevie fan and made a not-so-kind remark about Ms. Nicks and got in trouble for it. But that was over a month ago so Mr. Steviefan's probably ancient history by now. :nod:

That's too much hot rod for me. :woohoo:

Imagine if one of us had been dating that Stevie fan. :lol: We'd be throttled and left in pieces in a dumpster.

amber
02-14-2005, 08:39 PM
That's too much hot rod for me. :woohoo:
:laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol:
Me, too, sounds like a Gemini.

Imagine if one of us had been dating that Stevie fan. :lol: We'd be throttled and left in pieces in a dumpster.
did someone leak my plans? WTF? :laugh:
Oh, and the day I find a straight male stevie fan, is the day I....introduce him to some of my friends, cause he is soooo in the closet!!! :lol:

dissention
02-14-2005, 08:41 PM
:laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol:
Me, too, sounds like a Gemini.

I'd be overwhelmed and get dizzy. Too much wang, too much wang.

did someone leak my plans? WTF? :laugh:
Oh, and the day I find a straight male stevie fan, is the day I....introduce him to some of my friends, cause he is soooo in the closet!!! :lol:

Is that sig pic supposed to look like a giant penis? :laugh:

Miss Vicky
02-14-2005, 08:46 PM
That's too much hot rod for me. :woohoo:

Imagine if one of us had been dating that Stevie fan. :lol: We'd be throttled and left in pieces in a dumpster.

Mostly my friend has issues with Stevie's fashion sense, or lack thereof (his words, not mine. My eyes were glued to Lindsey the entire time). I took him to a SYW concert, but I don't think he was paying any attention at all to the music. On one side of him was a really old gay man, on the other side was a teenaged girl in a bikini top, and both were hitting on him all night long.

The teeny-bopper kept yelling "Stevie, I want to have your baby!" and telling my friend what great hair he has. She even game him her phone number. Silly girl. :laugh:

He also spent the night trying to convince me that Lindsey isn't straight. I could see him maybe swinging both ways and could totally dig it if he did, :nod: but I think my friend's gaydar is malfunctioning.

And if one of us was dating that Stevie fan? Oh I don't even want to imagine. I've seen the wrath of some Stevie-ites - they can be downright rabid when their blood's up!

ontheEdgeof17
02-14-2005, 08:50 PM
:laugh: :lol: :laugh: :lol:
Me, too, sounds like a Gemini.



Even I wouldn't multi-task like that.

amber
02-14-2005, 08:53 PM
I'd be overwhelmed and get dizzy. Too much wang, too much wang.



Is that sig pic supposed to look like a giant penis? :laugh:
Well, it's not supposed to, but it does. Last night, after I saw my hometown on the news for the "Anti gay marriage rally" and then the "Town officials say that will not be tolerated and that Placerville is a 'hate free city'" I started looking for pics of it on the web, and this is actually the historic bell tower in the middle of town with Xmas lights on it, that some vacationer took a pic of. The vacationer said something like..."Ah, the christmas penis" or something. I thought it was funny. :laugh:

amber
02-14-2005, 08:56 PM
Even I wouldn't multi-task like that.
Good Boy! :laugh: I've seen my "friend with Stevie's birthday" manage nearly that many, though. :eek: I've had 2 before, but I usually like one better, so it's not really 2. I can usually only pay attention to one person at once, and like one person best at once. :) :angel:

dissention
02-14-2005, 08:59 PM
Good Boy! :laugh: I've seen my "friend with Stevie's birthday" manage nearly that many, though. :eek: I've had 2 before, but I usually like one better, so it's not really 2. I can usually only pay attention to one person at once, and like one person best at once. :) :angel:

Too much information, too much information. :lol:

I'd watch someone juggle that many just for the curiosity factor. What a workout, my word.

amber
02-14-2005, 09:07 PM
Too much information, too much information. :lol:

I'd watch someone juggle that many just for the curiosity factor. What a workout, my word.
TMI? No, I didn't mean two at the same time, if that makes it better. I meant two in the same time period.
I really don't have that much emotional energy to spread around, honestly. :shrug:

Miss Vicky
02-14-2005, 09:07 PM
Too much information, too much information. :lol:

I'd watch someone juggle that many just for the curiosity factor. What a workout, my word.

I actually met two of the guys, and one was really cool. I made the mistake of telling my friend that I liked the guy (as in, I liked him FOR my friend) and his response: "Really? He's bi, you know. You want him?"
Of course by the next week Mr. Bi-guy was yesterday's news.
Then I met this other guy my friend was with (and had met on the internet) who lives in a loft in San Francisco with two other gay guys. Last I heard my friend wasn't with Mr. SF Loft anymore but was still sleeping with him. :confused: Hence the reason I gave up trying to keep track.

dissention
02-14-2005, 09:13 PM
I actually met two of the guys, and one was really cool. I made the mistake of telling my friend that I liked the guy (as in, I liked him FOR my friend) and his response: "Really? He's bi, you know. You want him?"
Of course by the next week Mr. Bi-guy was yesterday's news.
Then I met this other guy my friend was with (and had met on the internet) who lives in a loft in San Francisco with two other gay guys. Last I heard my friend wasn't with Mr. SF Loft anymore but was still sleeping with him. :confused: Hence the reason I gave up trying to keep track.

Sounds like something straight out of Queer As Folk. :laugh:

dissention
02-14-2005, 09:14 PM
TMI? No, I didn't mean two at the same time, if that makes it better. I meant two in the same time period.
I really don't have that much emotional energy to spread around, honestly. :shrug:

Oh. Phew. :laugh:

ontheEdgeof17
02-14-2005, 09:14 PM
Sounds like something straight out of Queer As Folk. :laugh:


...and they say that show is unrealistic. Honey, I have lived it. :rolleyes:

amber
02-14-2005, 09:16 PM
Oh. Phew. :laugh:
Well, I did get an offer from a scorpio crush who was a twin, but I think he was joking... ;) :laugh: Brothers? too creepy for me, my friend. :angel:

Miss Vicky
02-14-2005, 09:16 PM
Sounds like something straight out of Queer As Folk. :laugh:

What really gets me about the situation with Mr. SF Loft, is that part of the reason why he and my friend broke up is because the sex wasn't that great since both of them are "bottoms."

Okay, so the sex sucks. So let's break up but keep having sex? WTF?

The funny thing about that statement is that the time I met Mr. Loft, my friend and I went to his place to watch Queer as Folk since we happened to be in SF and neither of us have Showtime. (BTW, am absolutely drooling in anticipation of the DVD release of Season 4)

dissention
02-14-2005, 09:19 PM
Well, I did get an offer from a scorpio crush who was a twin, but I think he was joking... ;) :laugh: Brothers? too creepy for me, my friend. :angel:

Ick, very creepy. Those Barbi twins that used to pose for Playboy freaked me out big time.

amber
02-14-2005, 09:19 PM
What really gets me about the situation with Mr. SF Loft, is that part of the reason why he and my friend broke up is because the sex wasn't that great since both of them are "bottoms."

Okay, so the sex sucks. So let's break up but keep having sex? WTF?

Makes sense to me. :laugh: JK - But maybe the sex got better with practice? Probably. That does happen sometimes. :) I'd just like to add that I'm still wrapping my head around the fact that some men are just bottoms, and some just tops. I mean, girls have to do both, why can't boys?? :confused: It boggles my little mind.

dissention
02-14-2005, 09:21 PM
What really gets me about the situation with Mr. SF Loft, is that part of the reason why he and my friend broke up is because the sex wasn't that great since both of them are "bottoms."

Okay, so the sex sucks. So let's break up but keep having sex? WTF?

The funny thing about that statement is that the time I met Mr. Loft, my friend and I went to his place to watch Queer as Folk since we happened to be in SF and neither of us have Showtime. (BTW, am absolutely drooling in anticipation of the DVD release of Season 4)

How bloody weird. :o That's like saying you're going to stop eating meat because it's gross, but then you order it at a restaurant.

dissention
02-15-2005, 11:59 AM
I don't know everyone thinks this will suck. The key words for me are Michael Mann. The man has made some incredible films: Manhunter, The Last Of The Mohicans, The Insider, Heat, Ali and Collateral, to name but a few. I'm no fan of Colin Farrell but if Mann (who created Miami Vice - a huge hit in its day) is writing and directing I think it has every chance of being great and I certainly am looking forward to seeing it.

I think it's that Colin Farrel offends me on such a visceral level that nothing he's in could possibly be good to me. :laugh:

ryan8472
02-15-2005, 04:22 PM
What is it with this thing about remaking old shows? They're Totally ****ty ideas. I mean, Miami Vice? :laugh: I mean, the show is cool and all, but not with Jaimie Foxx and Will Farrell :distress:

amber
02-15-2005, 04:24 PM
What is it with this thing about remaking old shows? They're Totally ****ty ideas. I mean, Miami Vice? :laugh: I mean, the show is cool and all, but not with Jaimie Foxx and Will Farrell :distress:
Colin Farrell.

dissention
02-15-2005, 04:24 PM
I hate Farrell too I must admit.
Makes me sad to slag off a fellow Irish citizen, but he is just awful.
Alexander was just the worst movie ever.

It was atrocious. The thing that really surprised was how bad the acting was from everyone. Jolie, Hopkins, Kilmer, Dawson, etc. It's a given that Farrel will be awful, but he really polluted the whole cast this time around. :laugh:

ryan8472
02-15-2005, 04:25 PM
Colin Farrell.
Oh really? LMAO Oh that makes it even worse. :lol:

dissention
02-15-2005, 04:26 PM
What is it with this thing about remaking old shows? They're Totally ****ty ideas. I mean, Miami Vice? :laugh: I mean, the show is cool and all, but not with Jaimie Foxx and Will Farrell :distress:

I haven't seen a movie of a TV show that I actually liked, to be honest. I know Bewitched will be horrid (one look at the plot and it's a sure thing), too, but I love Nicole and will probably see it, anyway.

strandinthewind
02-15-2005, 04:51 PM
Ok people, let me just say "The Sphere" was on last night AND I WATCHED IT - AGAIN no less :eek:

amber
02-15-2005, 04:52 PM
I have to admit I loved Starsky & Hutch, but I adore Owen Wilson, so that was a guilty pleasure for me.

You know what the worst movie based on a TV show is gonna be, The Dukes Of Hazzard for sure! Johnny Knoxville, Seann William Scott and Jessica Simpson!!! :eek:
I was gonna say I like Starsky, but wanted to wait until you got here so that I would have backup! :lol: I like Sean William Scott, I wish he'd get a little bit better movies. he's pretty funny, I must say.

dissention
02-15-2005, 04:55 PM
You know what the worst movie based on a TV show is gonna be, The Dukes Of Hazzard for sure! Johnny Knoxville, Seann William Scott and Jessica Simpson!!! :eek:

:eek:

The thought makes me want to stick sharp objects into my person.

Three of the most annoying celebrities together in one film? Have mercy.

dissention
02-15-2005, 04:56 PM
Ok people, let me just say "The Sphere" was on last night AND I WATCHED IT - AGAIN no less :eek:

:shocked: :shocked: :shocked:

I like that movie, too.

dissention
02-15-2005, 04:58 PM
I was gonna say I like Starsky, but wanted to wait until you got here so that I would have backup! :lol: I like Sean William Scott, I wish he'd get a little bit better movies. he's pretty funny, I must say.

Two more reasons why our marriage would never work. :lol:

strandinthewind
02-15-2005, 05:00 PM
:shocked: :shocked: :shocked:

I like that movie, too.


I like it to - but it was pretty bad. Then again, I liked if not LOVED "The Cell" :eek: :laugh: so what do I know :laugh:

dissention
02-15-2005, 05:03 PM
I like it to - but it was pretty bad. Then again, I liked if not LOVED "The Cell" :eek: :laugh: so what do I know :laugh:

It was atrocious, but it sure was entertaining. The book was worse, though. Crichton couldn't write to save his life.

I liked The Cell, too. :eek: Mainly for the eye candy that is Jake Weber, but the visuals were stunning. The story? Not so much. And J Ho is just awful.

strandinthewind
02-15-2005, 05:04 PM
It was atrocious, but it sure was entertaining. The book was worse, though. Crichton couldn't write to save his life.

I liked The Cell, too. :eek: Mainly for the eye candy that is Jake Weber, but the visuals were stunning. The story? Not so much. And J Ho is just awful.


I thought Lopez was pretty good in that :shrug: I LOVED the dream scenes - they were just soooooo twisted, esp. those three woman who would repeat after one another in sequence. Then the "Da da dum da dum" singing the beast does while torturing :eek: I may have to get that DVD.

amber
02-15-2005, 05:05 PM
Two more reasons why our marriage would never work. :lol:
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
Who thought of this inane marriage in the first place? That person is a moron.
Why do you keep saying that? Were we planning to get married and I didn't hear about it? How's the sex? Is that why we're getting married? :confused:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
I want to marry Sharon, anyways. :laugh: And? At least I don't like "The Sphere" :D

The Tower
02-15-2005, 05:06 PM
I like Sean William Scott, I wish he'd get a little bit better movies. he's pretty funny, I must say.
I don't care whether or not he gets better, worse, whatever.... Just get him naked in my bed and I'm good to go. :]

amber
02-15-2005, 05:07 PM
It was atrocious, but it sure was entertaining. The book was worse, though. Crichton couldn't write to save his life.

I liked The Cell, too. :eek: Mainly for the eye candy that is Jake Weber, but the visuals were stunning. The story? Not so much. And J Ho is just awful.
OH, god, that book was terrible. I think i was actually pissed off after I read it. :mad:

amber
02-15-2005, 05:09 PM
I don't care whether or not he gets better, worse, whatever.... Just get him naked in my bed and I'm good to go. :]
Now you're talking. :laugh:

dissention
02-15-2005, 05:10 PM
I thought Lopez was pretty good in that :shrug: I LOVED the dream scenes - they were just soooooo twisted, esp. those three woman who would repeat after one another in sequence. Then the "Da da dum da dum" singing the beast does while torturing :eek: I may have to get that DVD.

I don't think she's ever good, but she wasn't as annoying in that movie. The DVD is pretty good, the deleted scenes should have stayed in the movie, IMO.

amber
02-15-2005, 05:11 PM
Why Amber is that a marriage proposal? I accept but only if I can bring home guys too.
okay, but only if you bring some for me, too.. :laugh:

strandinthewind
02-15-2005, 05:11 PM
I don't think she's ever good, but she wasn't as annoying in that movie. The DVD is pretty good, the deleted scenes should have stayed in the movie, IMO.


She just looks so BEAUTIFUL and serene in that movie. I liked it. Maybe I will get the DVD this weekend :cool:

dissention
02-15-2005, 05:12 PM
I don't care whether or not he gets better, worse, whatever.... Just get him naked in my bed and I'm good to go. :]

Oy, you don't think he resembles a ferret? :laugh:

amber
02-15-2005, 05:13 PM
Oy, you don't think he resembles a ferret? :laugh:
I do, a little, but I still think he is kinda cute, and he often makes me laugh my ass off.

strandinthewind
02-15-2005, 05:14 PM
Oy, you don't think he resembles a ferret? :laugh:


I do not think Tower got past the abs :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

amber
02-15-2005, 05:17 PM
Cool! Wow, this sounds like the best marriage ever! :laugh:
Tell me about it! I don't even have to try to find my own guys anymore!!! :laugh: I'll, uh, make the snacks.
Shall we stay in England? You have the best job! :D

dissention
02-15-2005, 05:19 PM
I do, a little, but I still think he is kinda cute, and he often makes me laugh my ass off.

Eh, he's too twinky and dumb looking for me. :laugh: And very short...

amber
02-15-2005, 05:21 PM
Eh, he's too twinky and dumb looking for me. :laugh: And very short...
He's not classicly my type, either, but I really think he is funny. And I like his teeth. And i'm only 5'3". :laugh: Okay, but mainly he is funny. And he doesn't seem very dumb in real life.

ontheEdgeof17
02-15-2005, 05:22 PM
Eh, he's too twinky and dumb looking for me. :laugh: And very short...


Yeah....idiots turn me off

dissention
02-15-2005, 05:24 PM
Yeah....idiots turn me off

As do shortys with ripped bods. It just looks so...blech. I can't stand it. If you ain't at least six feet, forget it.

ontheEdgeof17
02-15-2005, 05:26 PM
As do shortys with ripped bods. It just looks so...blech. I can't stand it. If you ain't at least six feet, forget it.

:p

I hate when ppl have nice bodies, but their face is nasty. Exhibit A: Sean Williams Scott.

dissention
02-15-2005, 05:27 PM
He's not classicly my type, either, but I really think he is funny. And I like his teeth. And i'm only 5'3". :laugh: Okay, but mainly he is funny. And he doesn't seem very dumb in real life.

He's a Hollywood actor, they're probably capped. :laugh: But if he gets you hot, more power to ya.

amber
02-15-2005, 05:27 PM
:p

I hate when ppl have nice bodies, but their face is nasty. Exhibit A: Sean Williams Scott.
I hate when people have nice faces, but their body is skinny... :D

ontheEdgeof17
02-15-2005, 05:28 PM
I hate when people have nice faces, but their body is skinny... :D


Ut oh. You must hate me. ;)

amber
02-15-2005, 05:28 PM
He's a Hollywood actor, they're probably capped. :laugh: But if he gets you hot, more power to ya.
Well, he doesn't, my main point is that he cracks me up sometimes. :D

strandinthewind
02-15-2005, 05:30 PM
Ut oh. You must hate me. ;)

If you say one more word Mr. billion crunches a day - so help me :mad:

:xoxo: :) :xoxo: :) :xoxo: :)

dissention
02-15-2005, 05:30 PM
:p

I hate when ppl have nice bodies, but their face is nasty. Exhibit A: Sean Williams Scott.

:laugh: The pointy nose and weirdly shaped eyes don't light my fire, either, but he's still too damn short. I'm over six feet, so anything under that is too little for me (unless it's a chick :laugh: ). And ripped bods on shortys just don't look...proportionate.

SuzeQuze
02-15-2005, 05:30 PM
I have to admit I loved Starsky & Hutch, but I adore Owen Wilson, so that was a guilty pleasure for me.

You know what the worst movie based on a TV show is gonna be, The Dukes Of Hazzard for sure! Johnny Knoxville, Seann William Scott and Jessica Simpson!!! :eek:

Ooh, I'm with you on that, Owen Wilson is so sexy!

David
02-15-2005, 05:30 PM
Alexander was just the worst movie ever.See, now I thought it was a major (albeit deeply flawed) achievement. I found the use of CGI in it far more interesting than in other CGI-filled epics the past several years. It's an amazing movie the way that "Ivan the Terrible" or Gance's "Napoleon" is amazing -- it's loony-visionary. The battle scenes (particularly the first battle scene) pulse with perspective, irony & symbolism; Alexander tells his soldiers that they are free men, in contrast to the hordes who serve Darius. But their freedom is defined by Alexandar's dominating will & their own concept of freedom as nothing more than personal gain & self-interest. And the use of the eagle in that scene is amazing -- it bespeaks a director with a true sense of the sublime, not just a computer geek like Peter Jackson, Wolfy Peterson, James Cameron or dozens of others. Alexandar rallies his men with a speech about the superiority of the Macedonians because of their concept of individuality. The Persians await the battle across the field -- silent, stone-faced, subservient robots. Alexandar's horse stomps the earth restlessly, but then something strange & remarkable occurs: the image turns blue & there is silence. You see an eagle, & you're suddenly borne aloft, above the armies. You're gliding a mile or more above it all, but you can still hear faint echoes of Alexander's voice, as if his words had risen through the atmosphere to the abode of the gods.

A lot of the movie is a mess: crude & boffo. But it has vision & breadth, & it kept me entertained. It's like a psychedelic omelet filled with everything from Shakespeare to Freud to Nietzsche, & topped with shredded Hunter S. Thompson cheese. All pretend-epics should be like this: gutsy, brash & slightly loony -- the way Gance approached "Napoleon" or Griffith "Intolerance" or Bertolucci "Novecento." These are primordially personal filmmaking statements, not the bland, mass-produced swill you get from committees of shirts at the studios.

ontheEdgeof17
02-15-2005, 05:31 PM
If you say one more word Mr. billion crunches a day - so help me :mad:

:xoxo: :) :xoxo: :) :xoxo: :)


Just 1,500. :]

dissention
02-15-2005, 05:31 PM
I hate when people have nice faces, but their body is skinny... :D

Preach it. No shortys and no toothpicks. :angel:

strandinthewind
02-15-2005, 05:32 PM
Ooh, I'm with you on that, Owen Wilson is so sexy!

He had lunch next to me the other day. He is nice looking as is his brother who was there as well. Interestingly, his honker does not look THAT big in person.

The Tower
02-15-2005, 05:33 PM
Seann William Scott is hot, hot, HOT!! The bod- the square jaw- the mouth- the furry forearms- the ass- the everything! Who cares if he's short? Just makes him easier to spin.....

;)

strandinthewind
02-15-2005, 05:33 PM
See, now I thought it was a major (albeit deeply flawed) achievement. I found the use of CGI in it far more interesting than in other CGI-filled epics the past several years. It's an amazing movie the way that "Ivan the Terrible" or Gance's "Napoleon" is amazing -- it's loony-visionary. The battle scenes (particularly the first battle scene) pulse with perspective, irony & symbolism; Alexander tells his soldiers that they are free men, in contrast to the hordes who serve Darius. But their freedom is defined by Alexandar's dominating will & their own concept of freedom as nothing more than personal gain & self-interest. And the use of the eagle in that scene is amazing -- it bespeaks a director with a true sense of the sublime, not just a computer geek like Peter Jackson, Wolfy Peterson, James Cameron or dozens of others. Alexandar rallies his men with a speech about the superiority of the Macedonians because of their concept of individuality. The Persians await the battle across the field -- silent, stone-faced, subservient robots. Alexandar's horse stomps the earth restlessly, but then something strange & remarkable occurs: the image turns blue & there is silence. You see an eagle, & you're suddenly borne aloft, above the armies. You're gliding a mile or more above it all, but you can still hear faint echoes of Alexander's voice, as if his words had risen through the atmosphere to the abode of the gods.

A lot of the movie is a mess: crude & boffo. But it has vision & breadth, & it kept me entertained. It's like a psychedelic omelet filled with everything from Shakespeare to Freud to Nietzsche, & topped with shredded Hunter S. Thompson cheese. All pretend-epics should be like this: gutsy, brash & slightly loony -- the way Gance approached "Napoleon" or Griffith "Intolerance" or Bertolucci "Novecento." These are primordially personal filmmaking statements, not the bland, mass-produced swill you get from committees of shirts at the studios.

I agree - it seemed sophomoric in its production. AND - CF did not help things. Although I like CF in some things, he appeared out of his element here.

dissention
02-15-2005, 05:34 PM
He had lunch next to me the other day. He is nice looking as is his brother who was there as well. Interestingly, his honker does not look THAT big in person.

His brother? Talk about dumb. I've heard that fence posts have bigger IQs.

strandinthewind
02-15-2005, 05:34 PM
His brother? Talk about dumb. I've heard that fence posts have bigger IQs.

Well, he certainly chewed in a stupid manner :laugh:

dissention
02-15-2005, 05:36 PM
Well, he certainly chewed in a stupid manner :laugh:

:eek:

My biggest pet peeve is when someone eats like a cow. I just want to call them Angus and smack them hard.

SuzeQuze
02-15-2005, 05:37 PM
He had lunch next to me the other day. He is nice looking as is his brother who was there as well. Interestingly, his honker does not look THAT big in person.

Where were you? Lucky! My roommate's friend looks just like him, it's really bizarre. But he doesn't quite have "the nose". I love that crazy nose.

strandinthewind
02-15-2005, 05:37 PM
:eek:

My biggest pet peeve is when someone eats like a cow. I just want to call them Angus and smack them hard.

I was joking - he masticated just fine!!!

amber
02-15-2005, 05:38 PM
Seann William Scott is hot, hot, HOT!! The bod- the square jaw- the mouth- the furry forearms- the ass- the everything! Who cares if he's short? Just makes him easier to spin.....

;)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :xoxo:
that was such a great visual.
I like short stocky men, too, in addition to other kinds. But that's cause I am short and stocky, so, my only height requirement is really...5'4" or over... :laugh:

strandinthewind
02-15-2005, 05:38 PM
Where were you? Lucky! My roommate's friend looks just like him, it's really bizarre. But he doesn't quite have "the nose". I love that crazy nose.

A restaurant called Jean Georges in New York City over New Years. Oops, no actually it was in Dec. - so it was more that the other day - maybe the other month :laugh:

amber
02-15-2005, 05:39 PM
:eek:

My biggest pet peeve is when someone eats like a cow. I just want to call them Angus and smack them hard.
Promise? I usually keep my mouth closed, but if you promise... :lol:

SuzeQuze
02-15-2005, 05:40 PM
Seann William Scott is hot, hot, HOT!! The bod- the square jaw- the mouth- the furry forearms- the ass- the everything! Who cares if he's short? Just makes him easier to spin.....

;)

:laugh:

He's on my list too. :nod:

dissention
02-15-2005, 05:41 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :xoxo:
that was such a great visual.
I like short stocky men, too, in addition to other kinds. But that's cause I am short and stocky, so, my only height requirement is really...5'4" or over... :laugh:

What a shocker! I've never met anyone who liked shortys! :laugh: I wouldn't be able to deal, seriously.

SuzeQuze
02-15-2005, 05:42 PM
A restaurant called Jean Georges in New York City over New Years. Oops, no actually it was in Dec. - so it was more that the other day - maybe the other month :laugh:

Hmm. I'm no good with linear time either! :thumbsup: :lol:

dissention
02-15-2005, 05:43 PM
Promise? I usually keep my mouth closed, but if you promise... :lol:

Promise. :nod: Bend over and I'll give you a swift kick in the ass, too. If I ever see anyone chew like a cow, I make it a point to say something. Or at least let them see my disgust via a facial expression of absolute disdain and abject horror. :laugh:

amber
02-15-2005, 05:49 PM
Promise. :nod: Bend over and I'll give you a swift kick in the ass, too. If I ever see anyone chew like a cow, I make it a point to say something. Or at least let them see my disgust via a facial expression of absolute disdain and abject horror. :laugh:
:lol: :lol: this expression? :eek:
My mom used to make me eat apples, carrots, and chew gum in another room. Even though I closed my mouth, she couldn't stand the crunching, smacking sounds. :lol:
I hate anytime I can ever see any food that's being chewed. For some reason watching people drink milk grosses me out a little, too.

The Tower
02-15-2005, 05:51 PM
What a shocker! I've never met anyone who liked shortys! :laugh: I wouldn't be able to deal, seriously.

When one is 6'4", everyone is basically a shorty, babe.

strandinthewind
02-15-2005, 05:51 PM
When one is 6'4", everyone is basically a shorty, babe.

YEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

amber
02-15-2005, 05:51 PM
What a shocker! I've never met anyone who liked shortys! :laugh: I wouldn't be able to deal, seriously.
well, I like all kinds, but, I just don't really mind short cause it is so easy to be taller than me. Only one of my BF's was short, though. 5'6".

dissention
02-15-2005, 05:52 PM
:lol: :lol: this expression? :eek:

That's the one. :nod: If you have no manners, do not eat out, simple as that. The napkin goes on your lap, your forearms should not rest on the table, your elbows most definitely should never grace the table, and your mouth should always be shut no matter what. Do not EVER use a toothpick at the table or pick at your teeth in ANY way. :eek:

My mom used to make me eat apples, carrots, and chew gum in another room. Even though I closed my mouth, she couldn't stand the crunching, smaking sounds. :lol:
I hate anytime I can ever see any food that's being chewed. For some reason watching people drink milk grosses me out a little, too.

I'm the same way. Obnoxious eaters are from the devil!!!!!!!!!!!

dissention
02-15-2005, 05:54 PM
When one is 6'4", everyone is basically a shorty, babe.

:laugh:

Well, I'm a little over an inch shorter than that, but I insist you be at least six feet. Otherwise, FORGET IT. It will not happen. :laugh:

amber
02-15-2005, 05:55 PM
That's the one. :nod: If you have no manners, do not eat out, simple as that. The napkin goes on your lap, your forearms should not rest on the table, your elbows most definitely should never grace the table, and your mouth should always be shut no matter what. Do not EVER use a toothpick at the table or pick at your teeth in ANY way. :eek:



I'm the same way. Obnoxious eaters are from the devil!!!!!!!!!!!
It wasn't obnoxious, it was the sound of crunchy food. My eating of them was impeccable. :cool: In those instances it was a case of "oversensitive bitch". You know, cause apples & carrots are crunchy?
The one of your rules that i think is pretty strict is: No resting forearms on the table.
Ever? While you eat? What?

ryan8472
02-15-2005, 05:56 PM
I'm 5'9....Is that short? :p

dissention
02-15-2005, 05:59 PM
I'm 5'9....Is that short? :p

Too short for me, but you are only a teenager, after all, and will probably sprout to six feet by the time you're done growing. ;) :wavey:

dissention
02-15-2005, 06:01 PM
It wasn't obnoxious, it was the sound of crunchy food. My eating of them was impeccable. :cool: In those instances it was a case of "oversensitive bitch". You know, cause apples & carrots are crunchy?
The one of your rules that i think is pretty strict is: No resting forearms on the table.
Ever? While you eat? What?

Never, no forearms. It's not proper. :p

No, I was raised in a very strict household when it comes to table manners and etiquette, that's just how I was brought up. You know, no reaching across the table for anything, no leaving the table until everyone had finished, etc.

The Tower
02-15-2005, 06:04 PM
I'm 5'9....Is that short? :p

Yes... however, since you are jailbait, we are not including you in this survey of "who's hot, who's not"....

:laugh: :laugh:

The Tower
02-15-2005, 06:06 PM
Well, I'm a little over an inch shorter than that, but I insist you be at least six feet. Otherwise, FORGET IT. It will not happen.
Well, since my height has got me past the preliminary round, what's the next qualifier??

;)

amber
02-15-2005, 06:10 PM
Never, no forearms. It's not proper. :p

No, I was raised in a very strict household when it comes to table manners and etiquette, that's just how I was brought up. You know, no reaching across the table for anything, no leaving the table until everyone had finished, etc.
Me, too, that's why i was wondering, I thought forearms were allowed. Well, actually, more like right at your wrists. Hmmmnn. It buggs me when people reach across. :mad:

amber
02-15-2005, 06:12 PM
Yeah, I met Owen once, only briefly though. He is much better looking in the flesh and so smart and funny.
I'm still jealous you had lunch next to him though.
*squeal* I don't think he super cute, but I like him b/c he's soooo funny.

dissention
02-15-2005, 06:16 PM
Well, since my height has got me past the preliminary round, what's the next qualifier??

;)

Hmm, let's see...;)

No facial hair, though it is negotiable.
No tattoos.
Good hair.
Any Jake Weber resemblance is a plus.
No facial piercings, good christ.
Good manners.

That's about it. :o

dissention
02-15-2005, 06:18 PM
Luke Wilson? Why do you say that? He's just written and directed his own movie, I'm really looking forward to seeing it. I've never heard that's he's dumb, but he has been in some terrible movies.

A friend of mine worked on Home Fries and said that holding a conversation with Luke Wilson was like, and I quote, "Holding a conversation with Anna Nicole while she was asleep." :laugh:

ryan8472
02-15-2005, 06:20 PM
Too short for me, but you are only a teenager, after all, and will probably sprout to six feet by the time you're done growing. ;) :wavey:
Oh, so you go for the 12 foot tall guys, eh? :rolleyes: :p

I can see it now...

WEDDING ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Clark and Giant to wed.
Announcement is made of the engagement of Josh Clark to The Jolly Green Giant. He is a Mass. native, and he is a native of the grocery store near you. A July 9th wedding is planned. The bride to be works as an interior design student, and is also an avid music lover, who is devoted to that passion, along with his long time obsession with message boards. The groom works in the food marketing industry.

:p :wavey: :lol: :shocked:

dissention
02-15-2005, 06:22 PM
Oh, so you go for the 12 foot tall guys, eh? :rolleyes: :p

I can see it now...

WEDDING ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Clark and Giant to wed.
Announcement is made of the engagement of Josh Clark to The Jolly Green Giant. He is a Mass. native, and he is a native of the grocery store near you. A July 9th wedding is planned. The bride to be works as an interior design student, and is also an avid music lover, who is devoted to that passion, along with his long time obsession with message boards. The groom works in the food marketing industry.

:p :wavey: :lol: :shocked:

I'm the bride?! :laugh: You have that so ass backwards, dear. Good thing you didn't mention my not being born in this country, the right-wing fundies would have an even bigger field day. :laugh:

amber
02-15-2005, 06:23 PM
Hmm, let's see...;)

No facial hair, though it is negotiable.
No tattoos.
Good hair.
Any Jake Weber resemblance is a plus.
No facial piercings, good christ.
Good manners.

That's about it. :o
You forgot -
No farting
No snoring
No likes or dislikes different than my own (very important!)
No green
No lube
No fast driving
No airplane trips
No intimating that everything I say isn't right
Thx,
Josh

The Tower
02-15-2005, 06:24 PM
Hmm, let's see...;)

No facial hair, though it is negotiable.
No tattoos.
Good hair.
Any Jake Weber resemblance is a plus.
No facial piercings, good christ.
Good manners.

That's about it. :o

Well, I scored three 1/2 points out of a possible six- with the one point Jake Weber resemblance left as a toss-up.

So, I guess I don't get to move on to the swimsuit competition.... :laugh: :laugh:

Jason, get out your speedos!

({whiny voice} "But, I don't look like that any morrrrrrrrrreeee........" {pouts off to the corner and storms off the stage ala Suzanne Sugarbaker})

ryan8472
02-15-2005, 06:25 PM
I'm the bride?! :laugh: You have that so ass backwards, dear. Good thing you didn't mention my not being born in this country, the right-wing fundies would have an even bigger field day. :laugh:
It's an engagement notice, not a tell-all. :lol:

dissention
02-15-2005, 06:26 PM
Well, I scored three 1/2 points out of a possible six- with the one point Jake Weber resemblance left as a toss-up.

So, I guess I don't get to move on to the swimsuit competition.... :laugh: :laugh:

Jason, get out your speedos!

({whiny voice} "But, I don't look like that any morrrrrrrrrreeee........" {pouts off to the corner and storms off the stage ala Suzanne Sugarbaker})

:laugh:

Let me guess, you have good manners, good hair, and no facial piercings? :laugh:

dissention
02-15-2005, 06:29 PM
Maybe your friend didn't bring out the best in him? I know he's contributed some cool stuff to the Wes Anderson movies, which makes me think he's actually rather smart (yeah I know you don't rate him but still). Not that it matters much to be if he's stupid or a genius but I shall wait and see his movie before I make up my mind.

No, I like him a lot and find him very funny, I'm just relaying what I was told. :laugh: I've never met the guy.

The best gossip I've heard recently is that Johnny Knoxville and Jessica Simpson had a sleazy affair on the set of Dukes. I heard some nasty details too.

Btw are you really up to nearly 15,000 posts?

Makes you glad there's such a thing as birth control. :o

And yes, I am. You try working from home all week long. :laugh:

ryan8472
02-15-2005, 06:31 PM
No, I like him a lot and find him very funny, I'm just relaying what I was told. :laugh: I've never met the guy.



Makes you glad there's such a thing as birth control. :o

And yes, I am. You try working from home all week long. :laugh:
You rub off the high post count on others too! :p In December I had about 700 posts since Feb. 2003. The next month I had almost more 1500 posts. :lol:

amber
02-15-2005, 06:31 PM
Well, I scored three 1/2 points out of a possible six- with the one point Jake Weber resemblance left as a toss-up.

So, I guess I don't get to move on to the swimsuit competition.... :laugh: :laugh:

Jason, get out your speedos!

({whiny voice} "But, I don't look like that any morrrrrrrrrreeee........" {pouts off to the corner and storms off the stage ala Suzanne Sugarbaker})
Don't fall for it, Towie, :shocked: this is at least some of the rest of his list, and it's probably even more strict than that:

You forgot -
No farting
No snoring
No likes or dislikes different than my own (very important!)
No green
No lube
No fast driving
No airplane trips
No intimating that everything I say isn't right
Thx,
Josh

amber
02-15-2005, 06:32 PM
Maybe your friend didn't bring out the best in him? I know he's contributed some cool stuff to the Wes Anderson movies, which makes me think he's actually rather smart (yeah I know you don't rate Wes but still). Not that it matters much to me if he's stupid or a genius but I shall wait and see his movie before I make up my mind.

The best gossip I've heard recently is that Johnny Knoxville and Jessica Simpson had a sleazy affair on the set of Dukes. I heard some nasty details too.

Btw are you really up to nearly 15,000 posts?
Omigaw, PM me the nasty details.
That's so awesome. :laugh:

amber
02-15-2005, 06:34 PM
You rub off the high post count on others too! :p In December I had about 700 posts since Feb. 2003. The next month I had almost more 1500 posts. :lol:
I'm winning on per day average. :D :rolleyes: :lol:

dissention
02-15-2005, 06:34 PM
You rub off the high post count on others too! :p In December I had about 700 posts since Feb. 2003. The next month I had almost more 1500 posts. :lol:

:laugh:

Look at Amber, she's been here less than a year and almost has 9,000. :laugh:

dissention
02-15-2005, 06:36 PM
Don't fall for it, Towie, :shocked: this is at least some of the rest of his list, and it's probably even more strict than that:

You forgot -
No farting
No snoring
No likes or dislikes different than my own (very important!)
No green
No lube
No fast driving
No airplane trips
No intimating that everything I say isn't right
Thx,
Josh



I didn't realize I was so anal. :lol:

amber
02-15-2005, 06:38 PM
I didn't realize I was so anal. :lol:
I didn't either, until I heard about your new friend last week! *badduh boom!*
:laugh: :wavey:

ryan8472
02-15-2005, 06:39 PM
I'm winning on per day average. :D :rolleyes: :lol:
34 posts per day? :laugh: :shocked: Josh only averages 21, and he has more time on his hands than God. :laugh:......

The Tower
02-15-2005, 06:39 PM
Let me guess, you have good manners, good hair, and no facial piercings?
Yeah, my 1/2 point is because my facial hair is nice and well-groomed. I would give myself the other point, because my tattoo is not 90's/00's outta control- i.e., "tribal bicep" or anything on the back or neck.

Don't fall for it, Towie, this is at least some of the rest of his list, and it's probably even more strict than that
Yeah, the "no lube" rule is an automatic fail grade for me, honey. :laugh:

dissention
02-15-2005, 06:39 PM
I didn't either, until I heard about your new friend last week! *badduh boom!*
:laugh: :wavey:

I knew you'd take the bait. :D :thumbsup:

amber
02-15-2005, 06:42 PM
Yeah, my 1/2 point is because my facial hair is nice and well-groomed. I would give myself the other point, because my tattoo is not 90's/00's outta control- i.e., "tribal bicep" or anything on the back or neck.


Yeah, the "no lube" rule is an automatic fail grade for me, honey. :laugh:
:lol: :laugh: :lol:
wait! Maybe he's changed his mind about that one! ;)

dissention
02-15-2005, 06:43 PM
Yeah, my 1/2 point is because my facial hair is nice and well-groomed. I would give myself the other point, because my tattoo is not 90's/00's outta control- i.e., "tribal bicep" or anything on the back or neck.

Heehee, I guessed right. :D

Those dudes with those monstrous tattoos hurt my everything. They embody the term "tacky." Must be compensating for a lack of a noteworthy penis.

Yeah, the "no lube" rule is an automatic fail grade for me, honey. :laugh:

Sparks gave some brands to get that weren't sticky and I don't mind them, but some of the lubes out there are sickening. Just sickening.

dissention
02-15-2005, 06:44 PM
:lol: :laugh: :lol:
wait! Maybe he's changed his mind about that one! ;)

It's kind of a given considering current circumstances. :o

amber
02-15-2005, 06:45 PM
I knew you'd take the bait. :D :thumbsup:
Yeah, I usually do. "Wait, you...you set that whole thing up? I feel so....dirty...and ashamed. and tingly"

The Tower
02-15-2005, 06:46 PM
Sparks gave some brands to get that weren't sticky and I don't mind them, but some of the lubes out there are sickening. Just sickening.
I find it interesting that you've already taken those lube brands out for a test drive.... Prepping yourself for Mr. Upstairs are we????

:nod: ;)

amber
02-15-2005, 06:47 PM
It's kind of a given considering current circumstances. :o
yeah, but didn't you know about that before? :rolleyes: I knew eventually you'd have to "crack" on your lube stance. :lol:

amber
02-15-2005, 06:48 PM
Jessica Simpson didn't realise she was either. (There's your details Amber)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:xoxo: :xoxo:
I can't wait till our wedding day, my love. :lol:

dissention
02-15-2005, 06:50 PM
I find it interesting that you've already taken those lube brands out for a test drive.... Prepping yourself for Mr. Upstairs are we????

:nod: ;)

:laugh:

How personal a question. ;)

The Tower
02-15-2005, 06:52 PM
:laugh:

How personal a question. ;)

OOPS!!! I didn't really mean to infer as much as I did with the word "prepping"... My bad!!

:o :o :o :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

dissention
02-15-2005, 06:54 PM
OOPS!!! I didn't really mean to infer as much as I did with the word "prepping"... My bad!!

:o :o :o :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

No need to prep for something that's already been done. ;)

amber
02-15-2005, 06:55 PM
:laugh::laugh::laugh:

No need to prep for something that's already been done. ;)
der, Towie. :rolleyes:

Miss Vicky
02-15-2005, 09:44 PM
Those dudes with those monstrous tattoos hurt my everything. They embody the term "tacky." Must be compensating for a lack of a noteworthy penis.

I actually really like tattoos, although I'm too much of a wuss to ever get one of my own. One of my real life crushes has a full colored sleave on one arm and has started work on the other. He also has several on his back. Unfortunately one of them is his wife's name. :(

Oddly enough, he's probably the only man I'm attracted to who isn't in love with himself. On the contrary, he's actually a spineless "yes, dear" who lets his wife treat him like **** even though she doesn't work and doesn't put out.
:shrug:

strandinthewind
02-15-2005, 10:08 PM
Jason, get out your speedos!

({whiny voice} "But, I don't look like that any morrrrrrrrrreeee........" {pouts off to the corner and storms off the stage ala Suzanne Sugarbaker})

Notice I have not said that lately - well that mostly is because I have been hitting the gym and my 34 yes 34 pants today with the undershirt and top shirt tucked in. The pleats were not taut and the pockets closed. So, give me one more month and a tanning bed and all you posers are toast :wavey: :wavey:

strandinthewind
02-15-2005, 10:09 PM
:laugh:

Let me guess, you have good manners, good hair, and no facial piercings? :laugh:

I have manners (well sometimes :laugh: ) , no facial piercings and FABULOUS hair :cool:

strandinthewind
02-15-2005, 10:11 PM
I didn't realize I was so anal. :lol:

without lube - I thought it would be obvious :eek:

:xoxo: :xoxo: :xoxo: :xoxo: :xoxo:

strandinthewind
02-15-2005, 10:12 PM
:laugh::laugh::laugh:

No need to prep for something that's already been done. ;)

cornrow braiding :cool:

amber
02-15-2005, 10:55 PM
Notice I have not said that lately - well that mostly is because I have been hitting the gym and my 34 yes 34 pants today with the undershirt and top shirt tucked in. The pleats were not taut and the pockets closed. So, give me one more month and a tanning bed and all you posers are toast :wavey: :wavey:
Congrats, stud muff.

Lindsey Jr.
02-21-2005, 08:23 AM
Foxx, Farrell Take on 'Miami Vice' Duty

Mon Feb 14, 3:00 PM ET Movies - AP

LOS ANGELES - Add Jamie Foxx and Colin Farrell to the roster of stars resurrecting TV shows for the big screen. Foxx and Farrell will star in a movie version of the cop series "Miami Vice," which will be written and directed by Michael Mann, an executive producer on the show that ran on NBC from 1984-89.

Shooting is scheduled to begin this spring, with the movie tentatively due in theaters July 28, 2006.

Other upcoming movie updates of TV shows include Cedric the Entertainer's "The Honeymooners," Nicole Kidman and Will Ferrell's "Bewitched" and "The Dukes of Hazzard," with Johnny Knoxville, Seann William Scott, Jessica Simpson and Burt Reynolds.


Foxx, who co-starred with Tom Cruise in Mann's hitman thriller "Collateral" last summer, will play Detective Ricardo Tubbs, a role originated for TV by Philip Michael Thomas. Farrell is playing Detective Sonny Crockett, the part created by Don Johnson.


Universal Studios, which is releasing the movie, recently released a DVD set with the first season of "Miami Vice."


Coming off a breakout year, Foxx is the favorite to win the best-actor prize at the Academy Awards on Feb. 27 for his spot-on emulation of Ray Charles in "Ray." He also earned a supporting-actor Oscar nomination for "Collateral."


Foxx's next film is "Jarhead," a Persian Gulf War drama due out this fall from director Sam Mendes ("American Beauty").


Farrell is coming off the epic flop "Alexander." He next stars in another historical saga, "The New World," a tale of John Smith, Pocahontas and the conflict between Indians and 17th century settlers. Terrence Malick ("The Thin Red Line") is directing the film, due out in fall.


Another remake? OMFG :eek: