Surreal Life on VH1

[wondergirl9847]

Holy freakin' crap!! Funniest show EVAH on TV!! Who's watching this?!

Mini-Me - You have GOT to see what he does...OMG!!

Markus Shenkenberg - Didn't say much, but he's foine.

Christopher Knight (Peter Brady) - HOT, HOT, HOT!!

Chynna (female wrestler) - She's psychotic.

Da Brat - She says everyone, but her, is a has-been on the show. :rolleyes:

Adrienne (won America's Top Model or something) - Um...naked...A LOT.

Jane Wiedlen (Go-Go's) - She's cool.

[ontheEdgeof17]

I've always have loved this show. It looks like this might be the best season yet! Chyna is a nutcase....I LOVE IT! Seeing Vern naked on his bike cracked me up!

As yes Christy....Reter Brady (Chis) is hotttttt!

[wondergirl9847]

Seeing Vern naked on his bike cracked me up

I've never laughed so much in my LIFE!! When Vern took a pee and then, sitting on his scooter and Chris and Markus are shirtless (hotness overload!!) and he goes "I'm drunk." and then, the green curtain fell on Chris's head...I was on the floor!!! BWAH!!

I just watched the pee scene again on VH-1.com and unedited, it's frickin hysterical!! He just looks at the camera, does his thing and Da Brat comes in and she's all "Um, the bathroom is this way." LMAO!!!!!

[77Rumours77]

I lov it! :thumbsup:
Chynna Doll is insane! And Mini Mee PISSED oN ThE FLOOR! WTF!?!?!? :] :confused: :thumbsup: :D

[GypsySorcerer]

I missed it. :( I'm sure I'll catch a repeat, knowing Vh1. ;)

Did anyone see the remaking of Vince Neil? Now that was hilarious.

[amber]

I want to see this season so bad; I can't believe Jane is on with those nuts! :)

[Livia]

I love this show! It's Anna Nicole times 7!

Mini-Me? Bwah! But I kinda feel sorry for him....

Chynna is a mess. Is that their thing now? To have an alcoholic amazon woman every season? And I'm surprised she smokes! And that was VERY rude of her to take Mini-Me's room! :mad:

Who knew Christopher Knight had a six-pack tummy like that? I think his bod is better than Markus'.

Jane is very cool - so is Adrienne. I liked her on America's Next Top Model too, she's very down to earth. Did you see the previews? She gets a mad crush on Peter Brady!

[wondergirl9847]

It's on in 8 minutes folks!! I may have to record it, because my laughter will block out my hearing the dialogue. :laugh:

[dissention]

I want to see this season so bad; I can't believe Jane is on with those nuts! :)

She's just as much of a nut. :shrug:

She was one of the first ones to tear off all of her clothes for the camera, she's into bondage and S&M, etc. BUT - I LOVE her. She's my fave.

Verne is obnoxious. Such a little asshole.
Chyna is ghastly. I'd have to fight the urge to throttle her.
Chris is okay, we haven't seen much from him as of yet.
Da Brat is Da Bitch. Could her nose be any higher in the air? She needs to be knocked down a peg.
Marcus is bland as hell. He lost personality when he learned those five languages.
Adrienne rocks. Love her. Very cool chick.

[Violet]

Just watched the rerun at noon. How funny! So, um, does anyone know if Chris Knight is married? He's HOT! and I agree, he's hotter than Markus.

Verne Troyer was something else, the way he rubbed the model's nipple when he took the sushi off. Kinda creepy.

And exactly how much collagen does Chyna have in her lips?!?! Whoa...

Anyway, it looks like it'll be a fun season. I started watching the first ep of Strange Love, too, but I had to go take a shower and didn't have time to see the whole thing. Those two crack me up!

Carol

[Violet]

Da Brat is Da Bitch. Could her nose be any higher in the air? She needs to be knocked down a peg.


God, how could I forget her?!?! What a bitch. Looks like she says something mean to Jane about being a has-been and makes her cry. I hope someone puts her in her place.

Carol

[GardenStateGirlie]

I can't believe I have the hots for Peter Brady. I totally do. When he took off his shirt? :thumbsup:

[dissention]

God, how could I forget her?!?! What a bitch. Looks like she says something mean to Jane about being a has-been and makes her cry. I hope someone puts her in her place.

Carol

Ugh, I can't stand her. She's accusing someone of being a has-been? That's funny, when's the last time anyone heard one of her classics on the radio?

And that hair. Gay men across America wept last night.

[GardenStateGirlie]

Just watched the rerun at noon. How funny! So, um, does anyone know if Chris Knight is married? He's HOT! and I agree, he's hotter than Markus.

He's not!



*SPOILER*






























Chris ends up hooking up with the model in the house. It turns out that even now after the show is over, they're still trying to make their relationship work and are indeed a couple. She's 22, btw :cool:

[wondergirl9847]

Just watched the rerun at noon. How funny! So, um, does anyone know if Chris Knight is married? He's HOT! and I agree, he's hotter than Markus.

I heard that Chris and Adrienne are dating. Don't know if that is true or rumour, but the previews say true. He is MAJORLY hot and Marcus is too, he just hasn't said or done much.

Da Brat does need to be taken down a peg or five hundred. Has she not SEEN the Surreal Life before? Dur.

[dissention]

Has she not SEEN the Surreal Life before? Dur.

From the looks of that hair of hers, she's never seen a mirror, so I doubt she's seen the show before. :cool:

[Violet]

He's not!



*SPOILER*






























Chris ends up hooking up with the model in the house. It turns out that even now after the show is over, they're still trying to make their relationship work and are indeed a couple. She's 22, btw :cool:

Yeah, it looked like they were getting the hots for each other in the previews. Lucky Adrienne!

Now, how the heck do you people find out this stuff?!?!

Carol

[macmar71]

I can't believe I have the hots for Peter Brady. I totally do. When he took off his shirt? :thumbsup:


I agree! Chris Knight is HOT!! Never thought I'd say that. But he really is....something! :)

[DeadliestPoison]

Verne? Hate.
Chyna? Hate.
Adrienne? Something about her irks me. I think it's her voice. It sounded like she was slurring everything together.
All the male model does is stand around and not talk, so I don't really have an opinion on him.
Chris? Rules.
DaBrat? Sucks.
Jane? Rules. I think she's my favorite. I don't care about what she does/did, but I loooove her. How can you hate the singing telegram lady!?

I! Am! Your siiinging telegram! *BANG!* Hee.

[wondergirl9847]

Jane? Rules. I think she's my favorite. I don't care about what she does/did, but I loooove her. How can you hate the singing telegram lady!?

I! Am! Your siiinging telegram! *BANG!* Hee.

OMG, I freakin' love Clue! One of my fave movies. :thumbsup:

I've watched the show THREE times. Geez, I hope the entire season rules as much as the premiere.

[dissention]

Verne? Hate.
Chyna? Hate.
Adrienne? Something about her irks me. I think it's her voice. It sounded like she was slurring everything together.
All the male model does is stand around and not talk, so I don't really have an opinion on him.
Chris? Rules.
DaBrat? Sucks.
Jane? Rules. I think she's my favorite. I don't care about what she does/did, but I loooove her. How can you hate the singing telegram lady!?

I! Am! Your siiinging telegram! *BANG!* Hee.

Jane is such a cute little pixie, you can't help but love her. I? Can't wait for the episode where she reveals that she's a dominatrix.

[dissention]

OMG, I freakin' love Clue! One of my fave movies. :thumbsup:

Me, too. :lol:

"Is there a little girl's room in the hall?"
"Oui oui, Madam."
"No, I just have to powder my nose."

Which ending is your favorite? I like the one where it turns out to be Mrs. Peacock. :nod:

[wondergirl9847]

Which ending is your favorite? I like the one where it turns out to be Mrs. Peacock.

"Just like the Mounties, we always get our man."
"Mrs. Peacock was a man?!"

*SLAP*....*SLAP*

[DeadliestPoison]

It... it... the... it... the... flames... flames... FLAAAMES... on the side of my face... breathing... breathless... heaving breaths... :laugh:

I like the 1+1+2+1 ending, myself. I love when Mustard screams like a girl when the chandelier falls. :laugh:

I haven't seen that movie in aaaages. I need to get it on DVD.

[amber]

Jane is such a cute little pixie, you can't help but love her. I? Can't wait for the episode where she reveals that she's a dominatrix.
How did you know that? Does she do it for a living now, or somthing? :)

[dissention]

How did you know that? Does she do it for a living now, or somthing? :)

She's been doing it for awhile, since the late nineties at least. The show says she only "moonlights" at bondage clubs, though. :laugh: Not for a living, though, I think just for fun.

[CelticGypsy]

That little Peter Brady would grow up to be a handsome guy and he is about my age, maybe a year younger than me. haha But he reminds me too much of Donny Osmond now :laugh:

That little Verne. Boy, I wanted him to run Chynna over with that little scooter of his or whatever that is he is riding around on :lol: :lol: She is a nutcase and needs help. Very ugly woman, inside and out :confused:

Love, love Jane!!! She is a sweetie :angel:

Saw part of this show tonight since I was also watching Jen S. on ABC. The dinner with the nude model with food on her body was funny. I thought Verne was going to die :shocked: :lol: :laugh:

Good show.

[Livia]

I'm still not sure Chynna is all woman. I keep looking for man hands and an Adam's apple. :eek:

[dissention]

I'm still not sure Chynna is all woman. I keep looking for man hands and an Adam's apple. :eek:

I kept looking for a package every time she bent over.

[DeadliestPoison]

I'm still not sure Chynna is all woman. I keep looking for man hands and an Adam's apple. :eek:
There's actually a ton of discussion about this over at FameTracker. Complete with link (http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2594). If you want to see the horror, click the link after "The Horror." But don't say I didn't warn you. O_O

DEFINITELY not work safe. Or human-safe. Sheebus.

[dissention]

There's actually a ton of discussion about this over at FameTracker. Complete with link (http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2594). If you want to see the horror, click the link after "The Horror." But don't say I didn't warn you. O_O

DEFINITELY not work safe. Or human-safe. Sheebus.

o_O is right.

My favorite part:

Laurer's disconcerting deep voice, plastic surgery resistant lantern jaw, enormous fake tits, scabby thighs, and terrifying clitoris make up the rest of the movie.

I'm going to have a heart attack from laughing so hard. :lol:

[dissention]

Waltman declares himself "the craziest motherf*cker you'll ever meet" and then, in the best moment of these sequences, turns to a giant painting of Mao Tse Dung in Tiananmen square and says "Chairman Mao…GAH-COW!". The tour guide looks at him with confusion and then Waltman says "we gotta go" as if any of the hundreds of bewildered Chinese people have the faintest idea of what he said. Hell, I don't have the faintest idea of what he said; he just looked at the picture and made a loud noise. It might have been his roid rage way of advising Mao to "suck it".

I think to get a less appealing concept for a pornographic road movie you would have to scrape out the Hollywood Squares and end up with Bruce Vilanch eating Whoopie Goldberg's ass at a Best Western in Kentucky.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Livia]

There's actually a ton of discussion about this over at FameTracker. Complete with link (http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2594). If you want to see the horror, click the link after "The Horror." But don't say I didn't warn you. O_O

DEFINITELY not work safe. Or human-safe. Sheebus.

That was hilarious! :D

[golden braid]

There's actually a ton of discussion about this over at FameTracker. Complete with link (http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2594). If you want to see the horror, click the link after "The Horror." But don't say I didn't warn you. O_O

DEFINITELY not work safe. Or human-safe. Sheebus.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[cliffdweller]

Chynna is a mess. Is that their thing now? To have an alcoholic amazon woman every season? And I'm surprised she smokes! And that was VERY rude of her to take Mini-Me's room! :mad:

Yeah, that was f'd up!

Looks like Da Brat is going to live up to her name---did anyone catch the upcoming episodes sneek peek when she calls Jane a "has been" and then they cut to a shot of Jane crying?!? That pissed me off! :mad: :laugh:

[Kelly]

Lord, I literally fell off the couch laughing so friggin hard. Especially when Da Brat found Verne peeing in the hallway and she went and got Peter Brady, sorry, Chris.
: > )
Funniest thing I have seen in a long while!!

What the hell is Chynna exactly? UGH. What a beast.

Da Brat making Jane cry is really gonna piss me off! Da Brat is the "has been" or the "has NEVER been" in my book. What a heartless move.

[GypsySorcerer]

OMG, I'm watching a repeat. Mini-Me was drunk moaning in bed. :eek:

[Dreammms]

OMG, I'm watching a repeat. Mini-Me was drunk moaning in bed. :eek:

lolololol that is the part that disturb me the most

[Little Nicki]

Verne Troyer was something else, the way he rubbed the model's nipple when he took the sushi off. Kinda creepy.


I really...kinda...wanna know how large his....you know...is.... That's all I could think about when he peed on the floor.

[Livia]

I really...kinda...wanna know how large his....you know...is.... That's all I could think about when he peed on the floor.

When Da Brat was saying she didn't want to see him naked, or his weiner anymore, she made the international tiny symbol with her thumb and index finger. :lol:

[Little Nicki]

When Da Brat was saying she didn't want to see him naked, or his weiner anymore, she made the international tiny symbol with her thumb and index finger. :lol:

BUT WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE!!!! lol... i mean, i know it's quite small...but is it like a little kid's? Or... more distinguished? or... lol

[Livia]

BUT WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE!!!! lol... i mean, i know it's quite small...but is it like a little kid's? Or... more distinguished? or... lol

LOL - I imagine it's more distinguished, since he did go through puberty, but very small, proportionate to his small frame.

[skcin]

OMG, I'm watching a repeat. Mini-Me was drunk moaning in bed. :eek:

It sounded like he was saying "air raid" to me - no clue why THAT popped into my head.

I'm trying not to watch, it's just so trashy. But I can't help it! Hubby's watching it, so I usually start reading a book & I can't help but catch most of it :laugh:

I hate Chynna. Mark used to be really into her when she was wrestling & in Playboy, which disgusted me in general due to her manliness. But she wasn't ever this weird, putting on the "I'm so crazy" act. Jerk.