Desperate Housewives [Archive]

greatdarkwing

10-31-2004, 08:51 PM

Anyone else hooked?

~Alex

amber

10-31-2004, 09:00 PM

Anyone else hooked?

~Alex
Um, i already started a thread about this, there are pages n pages...wait, i dunno if i started it, but there is definitely a thread. yes, i'm hooked!

Janet

11-01-2004, 01:41 AM

Tonight was so much better than last week. I thought it was losing steam but I enjoyed tonight's ep.

skcin

11-01-2004, 09:57 AM

Oh yes, VERY good episode. Mary Alice's son is tooooooo creepy, I love it! And that mother in law - what a hoot! Maybe she'll stab her to death with her knitting needles!

Paula

DrummerDeanna

11-01-2004, 10:54 AM

Grrr...missed all but the last couple of minutes :mad:

Was THRILLED when I saw Terri Hatcher kissing the "plumber" though....even though he's potentially a "bad guy"

And I like that actress who played that one lady's mother--she's the perfect Mexican Mother man...she hilarious!!! I'm peeved that I missed her - I may actually make an effort to stay home next Sat. and watch the repeat...

Was Edie in this ep at all?

skcin

11-01-2004, 12:17 PM

And I like that actress who played that one lady's mother--she's the perfect Mexican Mother man...she hilarious!!! I'm peeved that I missed her - I may actually make an effort to stay home next Sat. and watch the repeat...

Was Edie in this ep at all?

That actress played the mom in "Real Women Have Curves" (great movie, btw!) She's excellent.

And no Edie this week.

Paula

amber

11-01-2004, 12:38 PM

I missed the last half hour cause i had to return lord of the rings 3 (which i didn't get to watch :laugh: ) before Boston Legal came on. did i miss any "important" plot points?

DrummerDeanna

11-01-2004, 12:41 PM

That actress played the mom in "Real Women Have Curves" (great movie, btw!) She's excellent.

And no Edie this week.

Paula

:nod: Yeah - that was a great movie....:( Now I'm homesick lol...went from an area that was mostly Mexican/Hispanic....now Im in Rochester lol...

She was also the crazy psycho fan club president in Selena lol....

skcin

11-01-2004, 01:32 PM

I missed the last half hour cause i had to return lord of the rings 3 (which i didn't get to watch :laugh: ) before Boston Legal came on. did i miss any "important" plot points?

Hmmm... OK, the chick who's banging her gardener? Her mother-in-law is staying with them & hubby suspects something's up, so he cried to his mama. She then SLAPPED him across the face, cuz "our family does NOT cry about our problems." She told him she'd "take care of it" and hasn't let the daughter-in-law out of her sight since, making it very difficult to bang the gardener, lol.

So daughter-in-law took mama shopping & stuck a shirt in her bag - when mama went to run after her, the alarm went off & security took her, enabling daughter-in-law to bang her gardener.

After that, mama told her a story about hubby's papa. Hubby thinks he ran off with a waitress, but mama implied that she "took care of him", kind of threatening to do the same to daughter-in-law.

Gotta get back to work, I'll write more later if no one else fills you in.

Paula

skcin

11-01-2004, 01:43 PM

I'm back for a bit:

Teri Hatcher was asked to watch her neighbor's cat, so when she went to feed it she found that the neighbor's house was broken into. She found a screwdriver on the counter, so she gave it to the police to get fingerprints. Then the cop asked her out & she said yes.

In the meantime, plumber guy meets some creepy older guy in the park & tells him he "screwed up by leaving something behind." The old guy tells him there's no room for screw-ups and says that he has a hunch that at least one of the neighbors is bad news & he needs to get the job done (I can't remember exactly how he put it...) Later we see one screwdriver missing from plumber's tools.

So Teri goes out with the cop, she sees the screwdriver in his trunk even though he said he gave it to the lab. Teri gets mad that he lied & walks away from him even though she's in a bad area ot town. She calls her daughter, who sends plumber to pick her up. He does, sees the screwdriver. Teri tells him what happened. Asked him what he thinks about her. Then he kissed her.

Paula

skcin

11-01-2004, 01:51 PM

Last one : OCD lady invites Mary Alice's son over for dinner (kids are on a trip & hubby's still staying at a motel so she's lonely, plus feels bad for the kid.) They start talking about the holidays, how his mom loved the holidays & how it will be hard this year. OCD lady tells him that HER mom died after being hit by a car when she was little, says she never told anyone about it before.

Kid says "I know why my mom killed herself, it's because of something I did." Then when she starts to ask about it, he starts shaking & freaks out & takes off.

She tells the friends, they all agree they need to get more info. So she goes to the house to invite him over again & kid & dad are fighting. Kid lies & says everything's fine, then you see dad's bloody lip. Kid says he will come to dinner, then OCD chick cancels when hubby asks her out to dinner.

So while they're out, crazy kid breaks into their house & decorates it completely with his mom's Xmas decorations (WTF?) The cops come & they all ask him why he did it, and he says.............................................................

"I don't know"

At the end of the episode, you see dad drive crazy kid away.

Paula

DrummerDeanna

11-01-2004, 01:57 PM

Wow--last night's episode DOES sound good - I think I'll try and catch the repeat....

Well I WAS happy about the plumber...now though.....I just don't know now...damn secret lives....

DrummerDeanna

11-01-2004, 02:28 PM

By the way, Paula - thanks for that great and comprehensive re-cap of DH - it was awesome...:D

skcin

11-01-2004, 03:33 PM

By the way, Paula - thanks for that great and comprehensive re-cap of DH - it was awesome...:D

Heh, thanks - yeah, after I wrote it I was like "whoa, I know WAY too much!" Of course, now I have to start trying to remember the characters' names instead of referring to them as their traits/actions. :laugh:

Paula

DrummerDeanna

11-01-2004, 03:48 PM

Heh, thanks - yeah, after I wrote it I was like "whoa, I know WAY too much!" Of course, now I have to start trying to remember the characters' names instead of referring to them as their traits/actions. :laugh:

Paula

Oh I know - I don't know why their names won't stick - I remember Edie (Slutty blonde) and Lynette - the mother with the hpyer kids....that's pretty much it though...

amber

11-01-2004, 03:49 PM

Whoah! thanks paula. I sure missed a lot in that half hour...

ontheEdgeof17

11-01-2004, 03:52 PM

Seeing that kid's dad on the floor with the bloody lip makes me think that the kid had something to do with his mom's murder......or maybe he hit the dad cuz the dad was at fault....AHHH! I dunno. Cliffhangers kill me!

-Curt

skcin

11-01-2004, 04:19 PM

Seeing that kid's dad on the floor with the bloody lip makes me think that the kid had something to do with his mom's murder-Curt

Curtis, Don't forget it was suicide, not murder. Makes it even more confusing.

Paula

wondergirl9847

11-01-2004, 04:24 PM

What if Mary Alice was having an inappropriate relationship with Zach?!

EWWWWW!!!! Maybe that's why he says it was his fault she killed herself.

He seemed to like being with Bree last night and I thought something weird was gonna happen with them, but thank God, it didn't.

Johnny Stew

11-01-2004, 04:27 PM

I'm wondering if Mary Alice's son, Zach, really had something to do with the reason she killed herself, or if he's just feeling survivor guilt, and, much like children whose parents divorce, is blaming himself for what happened.

They may be playing up the sinister aspect for added-drama. Then again, maybe he's a young Jeffrey Dahmer in the making!

Him punching his father was certainly an interesting twist! Up till now we've been lead to believe the father is the domineering one... but perhaps it's the other way around.

I don't think Mike (the hunky plumber) is "bad" at all. I have a feeling that whoever or whatever it is he's investigating has something to do with an injustice having occured. I even wondered if perhaps the older man he met at the park, is related to Mary Alice somehow. Her father, maybe?
Just a theory.

The only thing I DO know is that this show is pretty irresistible!

chiliD

11-01-2004, 04:29 PM

The only thing that would make this show better is if David Lynch was involved. :D

Johnny Stew

11-01-2004, 04:31 PM

He seemed to like being with Bree last night and I thought something weird was gonna happen with them, but thank God, it didn't.

His behaviour around Bree did seem weird, but then I just chalked it up to the fact that he's probably missing a maternal figure, and/or outside social contact. Seems like he's been holed up in the house, either with his father or completely alone, since Mary Alice died.

skcin

11-04-2004, 11:01 AM

SPOILER!

DON'T READ THE REST OF MY POST IF YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW ANY INFO ABOUT THIS SEASON!

I just read the newest TV Guide, and it says the following will happen this season:

*Susan & Mike WILL hook, up. And he's not a cop. He's "on a personal mission, trying to get info about one of the families."

*The gardener's mom finds out about his affair, but thinks it's with one of the other housewives.

*Bree finds out hubby has a "sexual problem" and another hubby gets arrested.

*Lynette hires a nanny but it will make things worse.

*Nosy neighbor Mrs. Huber's sister has a connection to the deceased Mary Alice.

*Someone will be murdered.

*We will find out why Mary Alice offed herself by the end of the season. The creator said "I'm purposely making them think it's one thing, but it's not."

WOOHOO! :blob2: :blob2: :blob2:

Here's to a great season of this awesome show!

Paula

ontheEdgeof17

11-04-2004, 11:38 AM

SPOILER!

DON'T READ THE REST OF MY POST IF YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW ANY INFO ABOUT THIS SEASON!

I just read the newest TV Guide, and it says the following will happen this season:

*Susan & Mike WILL hook, up. And he's not a cop. He's "on a personal mission, trying to get info about one of the families."

*The gardener's mom finds out about his affair, but thinks it's with one of the other housewives.

*Bree finds out hubby has a "sexual problem" and another hubby gets arrested.

*Lynette hires a nanny but it will make things worse.

*Nosy neighbor Mrs. Huber's sister has a connection to the deceased Mary Alice.

*Someone will be murdered.

*We will find out why Mary Alice offed herself by the end of the season. The creator said "I'm purposely making them think it's one thing, but it's not."

WOOHOO! :blob2: :blob2: :blob2:

Here's to a great season of this awesome show!

Paula

Thanks for the heads up, Paula. These are not really spoilers....more like teasers.

I can't wait to find out about Mary Alice, the murder of a member of the cast, and Mike, in general. We will probably be waiting until May for all these answers. ;)

skcin

11-04-2004, 11:53 AM

Thanks for the heads up, Paula. These are not really spoilers....more like teasers.

Yeah, I thought so too. But I'm not taking any chances that someone would get pissed if I didn't put a Spoiler warning in there! :D

Paula

DrummerDeanna

11-08-2004, 09:34 AM

Ooh - thanks Paula - I can't enough of this show..

Last night's was great, I though...I was so excited when Lynette stood up to that snooty ass mom at the play....there are So moms like that - my sister had to deal with them at my nephew's old school - so it was nice to see Lynette tell her off...

Also - they added the "Dana" thing from Zac...any thoughts on that - Dana was obviously a baby....since the blanket had her name on it...

Umm...lets so - oh - ha the mother-in-law thing is cracking me UP!! I can't believe she took her to the casino - too funny - I was laughing my ass off at that whole thing - other than that that mother in law totally pisses me off...stupid Carlos - he's a total mama's boy...

dissention

11-08-2004, 09:38 AM

Last night's show was rather risque, I must say. :laugh: The scrotum bit had me on the floor. I? Love Marcia Cross.

My theory is that Zach killed the baby and Mary Alice covered it up. But I don't think it was her husbands baby, she had an affair and got pregnant. ;) Just the musings of someone who used to watch Melrose Place, Dynasty, Knots Landing, and Dallas. :wavey:

Patti

11-08-2004, 09:39 AM

I didn't like Marcia Cross' character at first. I thought Bree was SO repressed. But I have to admit, she totally cracked me up with the restaurant scene. Wonder what hubby's secret is??????

skcin

11-08-2004, 09:43 AM

My theory is that Zach killed the baby and Mary Alice covered it up. But I don't think it was her husbands baby, she had an affair and got pregnant. ;) Just the musings of someone who used to watch Melrose Place, Dynasty, Knots Landing, and Dallas. :wavey:

My thoughts exactly, Diss. :nod:

Paula

DrummerDeanna

11-08-2004, 09:59 AM

Last night's show was rather risque, I must say. :laugh: The scrotum bit had me on the floor. I? Love Marcia Cross.

My theory is that Zach killed the baby and Mary Alice covered it up. But I don't think it was her husbands baby, she had an affair and got pregnant. ;) Just the musings of someone who used to watch Melrose Place, Dynasty, Knots Landing, and Dallas. :wavey:

I concur with your theory - sounds like a viable prime-time soap situation....either that or I was thinking perhaps Zan saw one of his parents kill the baby....:shrug: who knows..

Also - Marcia Cross WAS great last night- I loved her hounding her husband about his "secret" ...great scene!!!

--So what else has Marcia Cross been in? She is so familiar to me...

wondergirl9847

11-08-2004, 11:18 AM

was on Melrose Place.

Last night was hilarious! The restaurant bit had me dyin' as well as the abstinence club scene. BWAH!!

Diss, I think you are right about the plot, and I think Bree's husband is gay, but there are all sorts of theories over at TWOP. LOL

DrummerDeanna

11-08-2004, 11:24 AM

was on Melrose Place.

Last night was hilarious! The restaurant bit had me dyin' as well as the abstinence club scene. BWAH!!

Diss, I think you are right about the plot, and I think Bree's husband is gay, but there are all sorts of theories over at TWOP. LOL

what's TWOP??

Yeah - I was thinking the gay thing....but again, who knows?

And the abstinence club thing was SO funny....but it looks like obnoxious mom-in-law is suspicious of the gardner...and it looked as though someone walks in on them in the next ep...should be interesting...:nod:

hayley

11-08-2004, 11:46 AM

what's TWOP??

Yeah - I was thinking the gay thing....but again, who knows?

And the abstinence club thing was SO funny....but it looks like obnoxious mom-in-law is suspicious of the gardner...and it looked as though someone walks in on them in the next ep...should be interesting...:nod:

TWOP is televisionwithoutpity.com, a site I spend way too much time posting at, on the Gilmore Girls, Alias, & Lost boards. Read their recaps, they'll make you spit stuff at your computer screen.

I think I'm the only one in the world who doesn't completely love Desperate Housewives. I've seen every episode (although I missed the first half hour last night, watching Arrested Development), and I like it- but I don't think it's the greatest thing ever. I did love last week when Lynette turned her kids into slave labor to calm them down.

Marcia Cross looked smoking hot in her undies, though! I was impressed!

SuzeQuze

11-08-2004, 11:52 AM

It is great to see her in this type of show again. I loved her on Melrose, even coming back from the dead! I was crazy addicted to that show and DH is becoming a top guilty pleasure!

Diss, your theory is interesting. I wonder if the Dad made the son THINK he did something to the baby when in reality he didn't. That Dad is the evil one IMO.

Last night's show was rather risque, I must say. :laugh: The scrotum bit had me on the floor. I? Love Marcia Cross.

My theory is that Zach killed the baby and Mary Alice covered it up. But I don't think it was her husbands baby, she had an affair and got pregnant. ;) Just the musings of someone who used to watch Melrose Place, Dynasty, Knots Landing, and Dallas. :wavey:

wondergirl9847

11-08-2004, 12:33 PM

I think I'm the only one in the world who doesn't completely love Desperate Housewives.

I like the show, but I'm obsessed with Lost. Josh Holloway alone is enough to keep me obsessed. Hehe. Is it Wednesday yet?! It's Sawyer's ep!!

I heard on the radio that Marcia is almost 44. :shocked: Sheebus, I'm only 28 and she made me feel like a cow. LOL I hope I can look like that at her age.

hayley

11-08-2004, 01:01 PM

I like the show, but I'm obsessed with Lost. Josh Holloway alone is enough to keep me obsessed. Hehe. Is it Wednesday yet?! It's Sawyer's ep!!

Sawyer's grown on me so much in the last couple of weeks. I can't wait for Wednesday, I think he's the only one left that I'm really excited to learn about. Maybe Hurley. Claire, I guess. But she's been completely out of sight for the last two episodes.

Josh Holloway IS hot. I'm looking forward to him bloodied. Hopefully he'll get a punch back in, although this group smackdown in the preview screams HoYay! to me.

wondergirl9847

11-08-2004, 01:22 PM

Yes, he is smokin' hot. Plus, he's Southern!! That Georgia accent is real. Hehe. Next week, with him in the blue shirt...forget it, I'm a goner. Floppy hair, stubble, Southern accent, wise-a$$....yep, he's mine, step off. LMAO!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v159/Texaswonder/JoshHolloway-screencap2.bmp

Johnny Stew

11-08-2004, 11:22 PM

I think Bree's husband is gay, but there are all sorts of theories over at TWOP.

I don't know... he seemed pretty enthusiastic about the idea of the female sex surrogate. If they had mentioned the surrogate would be male, I'd be more inclined to think he's gay.

Anyway, I have a few theories...

A. He wants to watch Bree having sex with another woman
B. He wants to act out some kind of S&M-type situation
C. He has some really weird and obscure fetish that he wants to act out (like the CSI episode about "furries")

The first theory seems somewhat clichéd though, so I'd be surprised if it turns out to be that.

amber

11-09-2004, 01:11 AM

I don't know... he seemed pretty enthusiastic about the idea of the female sex surrogate. If they had mentioned the surrogate would be male, I'd be more inclined to think he's gay.

Anyway, I have a few theories...

A. He wants to watch Bree having sex with another woman
B. He wants to act out some kind of S&M-type situation
C. He has some really weird and obscure fetish that he wants to act out (like the CSI episode about "furries")

The first theory seems somewhat clichéd though, so I'd be surprised if it turns out to be that.
ha, i think so too, B and C. Although, i don't think he'd be a "Furry". It's weird, a few months ago there was a giant article about furries in one of our weekly magazine/papers...i feel like a non furry furry expert... :rolleyes:

greatdarkwing

11-22-2004, 10:53 AM

*********SPOILER WARNING**************

So, what did everyone think of last night? I couldn't believe it when Mama Solis was hit by the car! OMG, But the funniest pat was right after, when the kid went after the camera, Eva Longoria just got up calmly picked up a bag and started packing!!!!!!!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I LOVE THIS SHOW!
~Alex

DrummerDeanna

11-22-2004, 12:04 PM

That was funny - the bag thing...:nod:

I was also surprised that she got hit by the car - not what I was expecting - I knew the kid was going ot get into some trouble with the car (after his whole "you still got your fake ID" conversation..) but yeah - crazy!!

Also - who do you think will die next week?

I want to say Edie but that seems SO obvious since that detective guy was talking with the dead woman's husband...

I was highly amused with last night's show - Stupid ass Mrs. Huber - putting the guy in Bree's flower bed...TOO funny...I hate that woman....

skcin

11-22-2004, 12:23 PM

Yeah, I think it's gotta be Edie. She seems to be the least prominent character. But who knows, maybe one of the main girls wants out of her contract already?

Paula

dissention

11-22-2004, 12:49 PM

Yeah, I think it's gotta be Edie. She seems to be the least prominent character. But who knows, maybe one of the main girls wants out of her contract already?

Paula

They producers have said that it is NOT a regular that dies, so Edie is out. Especially since Nicolette Sheridan is one of the biggest promoters for the show. I think it's Mrs. Huber, but who knows. :laugh:

dissention

11-22-2004, 12:52 PM

I want to say Edie but that seems SO obvious since that detective guy was talking with the dead woman's husband...

Am I the onyl one wants to see a knock-down-drag-out fight between Nicolette Sheridan and Richard Roundtree? :laugh: When Mary Alice said their's was a "fight to the death," I wanted to see the two of them go at it outside the bar. :laugh:

And that whole escapade at the rodeo bar? HYSTERICAL.

GardenStateGirlie

11-22-2004, 12:57 PM

They producers have said that it is NOT a regular that dies, so Edie is out. Especially since Nicolette Sheridan is one of the biggest promoters for the show. I think it's Mrs. Huber, but who knows. :laugh:

Good cause I hate that beast. I really have a feeling that Rex and Bree are going to end up back together because of what happened last night with their son but we shall see :nod:

wondergirl9847

11-22-2004, 01:01 PM

Is Mama Solis considered a regular? Perhaps she dies. :shrug: I dunno.

That was a pretty good ep last night. I knew that kid would be driving drunk, but didn't see the hitting Mama thing coming! :eek:

skcin

11-22-2004, 01:06 PM

Is Mama Solis considered a regular? Perhaps she dies. :shrug: I dunno.

:eek:

They said "one of the housewives" will die. I don't think Mama is considered a housewife. Mrs. Huber probably is, though, that nosy b*tch. ;)

Paula

GardenStateGirlie

11-22-2004, 01:07 PM

Is Mama Solis considered a regular? Perhaps she dies. :shrug: I dunno.

That was a pretty good ep last night. I knew that kid would be driving drunk, but didn't see the hitting Mama thing coming! :eek:

I guess if they're counting her as a DH then yes, it's her but I thought it was pretty much assumed last night that she died. If not, what difference would it have made for her to have snagged the camera from Mama Solis? I suppose it's Mama Solis and they're just trying to mislead you into thinking someone else is going to die.

DrummerDeanna

11-22-2004, 01:07 PM

They producers have said that it is NOT a regular that dies, so Edie is out. Especially since Nicolette Sheridan is one of the biggest promoters for the show. I think it's Mrs. Huber, but who knows. :laugh:

I will stand up and cheer and dance if they kill Mrs. Huber off lol...can't STAND her....and yeah a knockout brawl with Nicolette and that guy - would be hilarious..

Speaking of hilarious - I also thought it was funny that mama Solis beat the gardener guy up a bit - too funny....wuss!!

Not a main character who dies then? Well - last night I though someone was gonna die - so I had thought they were going to kill off Bree's son...but yeah that went a whole other direction...

And you gotta feel sorry for Terri Hatcher's character (why can I never remember her name...) at the bar...SO painfully embarassing...

I also think the son incident will bring Bree and her husband closer...OR maybe it will tear them apart more? They seem to have two different ideas of discipline (the principal's office scene proved that)

dissention

11-22-2004, 01:32 PM

They said "one of the housewives" will die. I don't think Mama is considered a housewife. Mrs. Huber probably is, though, that nosy b*tch. ;)

Paula

I don't know who it is, but it isn't one of the main five. All episode summaries and spoliers say that in episode nine...

**MINOR SPOILER**

Edie and Susan model in a fashion show and have a big fight.

So, it can't be Edie. I hope it's Huber. :laugh:

dissention

11-22-2004, 01:34 PM

I also think the son incident will bring Bree and her husband closer...OR maybe it will tear them apart more? They seem to have two different ideas of discipline (the principal's office scene proved that)

I wonder if he's even a member of the human species. He's married to Marcia Cross and he doesn't want to have sex with her?!!? My word, you wouldn't have to ask me twice...or even once. :laugh:

chiliD

11-22-2004, 02:00 PM

Steven Culp is EVERYWHERE these days.

Starring or recurring roles in FIVE current series.

DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES: Rex Van De Kamp
JAG: Agent Clayton Webb
ER: Dave Spencer
WEST WING: Speaker of the House Jeff Haffley
STAR TREK: ENTERPRISE: Major Hayes

dissention

11-22-2004, 02:03 PM

Steven Culp is EVERYWHERE these days.

Starring or recurring roles in FIVE current series.

DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES: Rex Van De Kamp
JAG: Agent Clayton Webb
ER: Dave Spencer
WEST WING: Speaker of the House Jeff Haffley
STAR TREK: ENTERPRISE: Major Hayes

And he's played RFK more times than you can count on one hand. :laugh:

amber

11-22-2004, 03:30 PM

I wonder if he's even a member of the human species. He's married to Marcia Cross and he doesn't want to have sex with her?!!? My word, you wouldn't have to ask me twice...or even once. :laugh:
But her character is terrible. Really offputting.

dissention

11-22-2004, 03:36 PM

But her character is terrible. Really offputting.

She's still gorgeous. :laugh:

SuzeQuze

11-22-2004, 03:37 PM

But her character is terrible. Really offputting.

There you go, thinking like a woman, men don't care about that! ;)

amber

11-22-2004, 03:39 PM

She's still gorgeous. :laugh:
kay. she's alright...her lips are very thin, but she's fine. But i would never want to sleep with someone like that character. She'd probably start out with a handy wipe in her hands...

DrummerDeanna

11-22-2004, 04:01 PM

kay. she's alright...her lips are very thin, but she's fine. But i would never want to sleep with someone like that character. She'd probably start out with a handy wipe in her hands...

:laugh: oh my...the mental image...it's too much...

I agree -she's very attractive -but way too uptight....:nod:

Livia

11-22-2004, 06:25 PM

Why didn't freaky Dad look at Edie's handwriting, which was bound to be somewhere in that folder?? I just thought that was lame, deducing she was the note-writer based on the stationery alone. :p

Susan (Teri Hatcher) is hilarious! And ritalin mom! :laugh:

SuzeQuze

11-22-2004, 06:28 PM

Why didn't freaky Dad look at Edie's handwriting, which was bound to be somewhere in that folder?? I just thought that was lame, deducing she was the note-writer based on the stationery alone. :p

Susan (Teri Hatcher) is hilarious! And ritalin mom! :laugh:

Susan is hilarious "FYI", haha. She was hysterical getting ready to ride the bull and acting like she could be "fun". :laugh: :lol: :laugh:

GardenStateGirlie

11-22-2004, 06:29 PM

Why didn't freaky Dad look at Edie's handwriting, which was bound to be somewhere in that folder?? I just thought that was lame, deducing she was the note-writer based on the stationery alone. :p

Susan (Teri Hatcher) is hilarious! And ritalin mom! :laugh:

Furthermore, when the hell did Edie become an realator??? :confused:

amber

11-22-2004, 06:54 PM

Furthermore, when the hell did Edie become an realator??? :confused:
Yeah, i was curious about that too. I was like, "oh, convenient sudden job revelation"

ontheEdgeof17

11-28-2004, 07:26 PM

Someone's dying tonight! Who will it be?

GardenStateGirlie

11-28-2004, 10:59 PM

Someone's dying tonight! Who will it be?

Tonight was pretty damn good. Of course, throughout the show they had to try and make you think it was someone else who was going to kick the bucket. Even though we all figured where this was heading, I still felt really bad for Lynette and for 1.4 seconds thought it might be her. Ahhh but the right person is gone and all is right on Wisteria Lane. Except I want to know how Mrs.Huber knew what happened to the baby....

amber

11-28-2004, 11:01 PM

Tonight was pretty damn good. Of course, throughout the show they had to try and make you think it was someone else who was going to kick the bucket. Even though we all figured where this was heading, I still felt really bad for Lynette and for 1.4 seconds thought it might be her. Ahhh but the right person is gone and all is right on Wisteria Lane. Except I want to know how Mrs.Huber knew what happened to the baby....
Wait, which one is Lynette? It's only 8 oclock here...

ontheEdgeof17

11-28-2004, 11:06 PM

Tonight was pretty damn good. Of course, throughout the show they had to try and make you think it was someone else who was going to kick the bucket. Even though we all figured where this was heading, I still felt really bad for Lynette and for 1.4 seconds thought it might be her. Ahhh but the right person is gone and all is right on Wisteria Lane. Except I want to know how Mrs.Huber knew what happened to the baby....

Best show yet! I kept saying to myself, "She's going to die. No, it's her. Nah...it's this one."

AND FINALLY, Terri Hatcher gets down the hottie's pants.

amber

11-28-2004, 11:08 PM

Best show yet! I kept saying to myself, "She's going to die. No, it's her. Nah...it's this one."

AND FINALLY, Terri Hatcher gets down the hottie's pants.
ooo, finally. But who dies? don't worry, you wont ruin it for me. And i am watching Cold Case right now. Any of y'all love this show? flashback in time period, soundtrack flashback, mystery...I love it!

GardenStateGirlie

11-28-2004, 11:10 PM

Wait, which one is Lynette? It's only 8 oclock here...

You are just going to have to wait until 9 to find out :nod:

GardenStateGirlie

11-28-2004, 11:12 PM

Best show yet! I kept saying to myself, "She's going to die. No, it's her. Nah...it's this one."

AND FINALLY, Terri Hatcher gets down the hottie's pants.

I know! Mmm....the hottie <33 And can I just say how much Julie cracks me up?!

amber

11-28-2004, 11:12 PM

You are just going to have to wait until 9 to find out :nod:
why? bizatch! :laugh: :laugh: just kidding, i love you, but i hate when people don't tell me stuff, especially when i want to know! :woohoo: but isn't lynette...

GardenStateGirlie

11-28-2004, 11:18 PM

why? bizatch! :laugh: :laugh: just kidding, i love you, but i hate when people don't tell me stuff, especially when i want to know! :woohoo: but isn't lynette...

Ah, get over it. 9pm is just around the corner for you :laugh:

amber

11-28-2004, 11:27 PM

Ah, get over it. 9pm is just around the corner for you :laugh:
Whatevah. Don't make me come over there!!!! :laugh: :laugh: stupid virgos
ok, ok...you could just tell me, though! :D
Get over it, my ass, mumble mumble....

wondergirl9847

11-28-2004, 11:28 PM

Mama Solis came out of the coma and killed Carlos. Yeah, I know, wierd, huh?

Lynette, the ADD-meds-taking mom shipped her kids off to military school. They will come back VERY disciplined. Hehe.

Gabrielle and the gardner ran off to Vegas after her extremely brief mourning of Carlos.

Susan and Edie fought over Mike....Edie won after Susan slipped on a banana peel. Susan is in traction at the hospital. So unlike her to have an accident.

Glad I could spoil it for ya. :wavey:

amber

11-28-2004, 11:31 PM

Mama Solis came out of the coma and killed Carlos. Yeah, I know, wierd, huh?

Lynette, the ADD-meds-taking mom shipped her kids off to military school. They will come back VERY disciplined. Hehe.

Gabrielle and the gardner ran off to Vegas after her extremely brief mourning of Carlos.

Susan and Edie fought over Mike....Edie won after Susan slipped on a banana peel. Susan is in traction at the hospital. So unlike her to have an accident.

Glad I could spoil it for ya. :wavey:
oh, thank you!!!! I....think i love you.... :) But sesly, i can't believe she killed Carlos...ooo, I can't wait, thank you christy!!!! You rock!!!!! :xoxo:

sara1998

11-29-2004, 05:24 AM

Mama Solis came out of the coma and killed Carlos. Yeah, I know, wierd, huh?

Lynette, the ADD-meds-taking mom shipped her kids off to military school. They will come back VERY disciplined. Hehe.

Gabrielle and the gardner ran off to Vegas after her extremely brief mourning of Carlos.

Susan and Edie fought over Mike....Edie won after Susan slipped on a banana peel. Susan is in traction at the hospital. So unlike her to have an accident.

Glad I could spoil it for ya. :wavey:

LMMFAO!!!! :laugh:

SuzeQuze

11-29-2004, 11:30 AM

Could someone please tell me what happened before that woman was murdered, what was said? I saw up until creepy guy showed up at the house and was invited in. I missed what happened next cuz I was watching something else during the commercials. I came back to it to see her being suffocated.

skcin

11-29-2004, 11:47 AM

Could someone please tell me what happened before that woman was murdered, what was said? I saw up until creepy guy showed up at the house and was invited in. I missed what happened next cuz I was watching something else during the commercials. I came back to it to see her being suffocated.

Creepy guy is Mary Alice's (the narrator who offed herself)hubby. He confronted Huber about the note she wrote to his wife saying "I know what you did" (I can't remember what it said exactly) that may have contributed to her shooting herself (it was written on Huber's stationary.) Huber admitted she wrote it & basically said she doesn't feel bad at all about Mary Alice "after what she did to that poor little baby." So hubby got pissed & killed Huber.

I was scared about Lynette for a few seconds, I was like "NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" What a loser I am.

And what's with Bree's sociopath son? That kid's messed up to say the least!

Paula

DrummerDeanna

11-29-2004, 12:16 PM

I was scared about Lynette for a few seconds, I was like "NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" What a loser I am.

And what's with Bree's sociopath son? That kid's messed up to say the least!

Paula

I was totally worried about Lynette as well - so don't feel bad hahaha....that whole gun to the head vision freaked me out - I like Lynette's character...

And yeah - Bree's son needs to get kicked off his little pedastal or whatever the hell he's on - little **** - that kid totally pissed me off - but by calling the cops now - wouldn't Bree and her husband be in all sorts of touble....I hate the character or Bree's son :nod:

Livia

11-29-2004, 01:30 PM

Great episode!! :thumbsup:

golden braid

11-29-2004, 02:38 PM

And what's with Bree's sociopath son? That kid's messed up to say the least!

No ****! I hope that Bree calls the police cause that kid has serious problems. Bree's idea of dropping the car off in a bad neighborhood was stupid anyway and she and her husband will probably get in trouble too.

DrummerDeanna

11-29-2004, 03:10 PM

No ****! I hope that Bree calls the police cause that kid has serious problems. Bree's idea of dropping the car off in a bad neighborhood was stupid anyway and she and her husband will probably get in trouble too.

Which reminds me - I loved her response to her husband's doubt - "because I have faith in the poor..." SO wrong but hilarious!!!!

SuzeQuze

11-29-2004, 06:38 PM

Creepy guy is Mary Alice's (the narrator who offed herself)hubby. He confronted Huber about the note she wrote to his wife saying "I know what you did" (I can't remember what it said exactly) that may have contributed to her shooting herself (it was written on Huber's stationary.) Huber admitted she wrote it & basically said she doesn't feel bad at all about Mary Alice "after what she did to that poor little baby." So hubby got pissed & killed Huber.

I was scared about Lynette for a few seconds, I was like "NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" What a loser I am.

And what's with Bree's sociopath son? That kid's messed up to say the least!

Paula

Right, I'm terrible with the names of the characters. Seems like Mary Alice's husband is a not so nice guy.

sara1998

11-29-2004, 08:49 PM

Huber admitted she wrote it & basically said she doesn't feel bad at all about Mary Alice "after what she did to that poor little baby."

I missed the episode on 11/22. Did we find out what she did to that poor little baby?

skcin

11-30-2004, 09:02 AM

I missed the episode on 11/22. Did we find out what she did to that poor little baby?

Nope. :distress:

Paula

Johnny Stew

11-30-2004, 05:39 PM

Mama Solis came out of the coma and killed Carlos. Yeah, I know, wierd, huh?

Lynette, the ADD-meds-taking mom shipped her kids off to military school. They will come back VERY disciplined. Hehe.

Gabrielle and the gardner ran off to Vegas after her extremely brief mourning of Carlos.

Susan and Edie fought over Mike....Edie won after Susan slipped on a banana peel. Susan is in traction at the hospital. So unlike her to have an accident.

Glad I could spoil it for ya. :wavey:

Christy... you are so very, very twisted. :laugh: :xoxo:

Johnny Stew

11-30-2004, 05:41 PM

Bree's son needs to get kicked off his little pedastal or whatever the hell he's on - little **** - that kid totally pissed me off

I have a feeling the writers are fashioning him into a little terror, so they can have a big payoff at some point down the road.

wondergirl9847

11-30-2004, 07:49 PM

Christy... you are so very, very twisted. :laugh: :xoxo:

I've accomplished my goal! :blob1:

LOL

amber

11-30-2004, 07:53 PM

I've accomplished my goal! :blob1:

LOL
thanks for lying to me. I thought you were being all nice... :distress: :lol:

wondergirl9847

11-30-2004, 07:55 PM

Like Johnny said...I'm twisted.

I couldn't ruin it for ya!! No way!!

Johnny Stew

11-30-2004, 07:56 PM

I couldn't ruin it for ya!! No way!!

I agree... if someone likes 'Desperate Housewives,' then that episode HAD to be seen and not spoiled! :nod:

amber

11-30-2004, 07:58 PM

I agree... if someone likes 'Desperate Housewives,' then that episode HAD to be seen and not spoiled! :nod:
I disagree. It just does not mean that much to me, and shouldn't I be the one to make the decision about what goes into my brain? Fascists!!! :laugh:

Johnny Stew

11-30-2004, 08:48 PM

I disagree. It just does not mean that much to me, and shouldn't I be the one to make the decision about what goes into my brain? Fascists!!! :laugh:

We're just trying to protect you from yourself, Amber. ;) :laugh:

Janet

12-01-2004, 01:34 PM

The last ep was really good. Everytime there is a weak ep, there is a nice strong one!

That one scene, holy hotness..and about time.

dissention

12-01-2004, 01:35 PM

The last ep was really good. Everytime there is a weak ep, there is a nice strong one!

That one scene, holy hotness..and about time.

That scene where he killed Huber was *disturbing.* I couldn't believe how dark and twisted it was. :laugh:

DrummerDeanna

12-01-2004, 02:09 PM

That scene where he killed Huber was *disturbing.* I couldn't believe how dark and twisted it was. :laugh:

But oddly satisfying, no? haha...I can't stand her - I will miss her shennanigans but all in all - I think she needed to go down...dumb nosy old bag...

dissention

12-01-2004, 03:17 PM

But oddly satisfying, no? haha...I can't stand her - I will miss her shennanigans but all in all - I think she needed to go down...dumb nosy old bag...

According to the new TV Guide...

She's NOT dead. ;)

skcin

12-01-2004, 03:36 PM

According to the new TV Guide...

She's NOT dead. ;)

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH! :eek:

Paula

SuzeQuze

12-01-2004, 03:43 PM

How strange, a dead character in a soap is not really dead? Wait, I think the sky is falling!! :p

DrummerDeanna

12-01-2004, 03:51 PM

How strange, a dead character in a soap is not really dead? Wait, I think the sky is falling!! :p

:laugh:

damn.

How could I be so gullible? Of course she's not dead lol....stupid soapy shows...

Now she'll be an even bigger pain in the ass - with the attempted murder and all....

SuzeQuze

12-01-2004, 03:53 PM

:laugh:

damn.

How could I be so gullible? Of course she's not dead lol....stupid soapy shows...

Now she'll be an even bigger pain in the ass - with the attempted murder and all....

Happens to the best of us. I agree, this will make her even worse. The thing about suffocating someone is, once they pass out they aren't dead, just passed out. This guy should have known this from Murder 101! ;)

amber

12-01-2004, 03:57 PM

Happens to the best of us. I agree, this will make her even worse. The thing about suffocating someone is, once they pass out they aren't dead, just passed out. This guy should have known this from Murder 101! ;)
Like I always say, if you're gonna kill someone, make sure to do a thorough job, cause that's the kind of thing that will bit you in the ass!

DrummerDeanna

12-01-2004, 04:18 PM

What about the blood he was cleaning up? I thought he gave her a nice blow to the head - stupid woman -she will never die...

SuzeQuze

12-01-2004, 04:39 PM

What about the blood he was cleaning up? I thought he gave her a nice blow to the head - stupid woman -she will never die...

LOL! Unfortunately I missed alot of this scene because I was flipping and got caught up in something else, doh!

DrummerDeanna

12-01-2004, 04:50 PM

LOL! Unfortunately I missed alot of this scene because I was flipping and got caught up in something else, doh!

If I remember correctly he picked up like a blender (the glass part) and just nailed her - it was great :D

ontheEdgeof17

12-01-2004, 05:00 PM

If I remember correctly he picked up like a blender (the glass part) and just nailed her - it was great :D

Then suffocating the hell outta her.

I liked how they flashed back and forth from the "murder" to Susan and Mike. Very effective! :nod:

amber

12-01-2004, 05:05 PM

Then suffocating the hell outta her.

I liked how they flashed back and forth from the "murder" to Susan and Mike. Very effective! :nod:
really? It was, but i was like "yum...AAHHH!!!!...whew...AAHHHHH!!!!" I'm not really fond of sex/death scenes, call me crazy...

Johnny Stew

12-01-2004, 05:08 PM

really? It was, but i was like "yum...AAHHH!!!!...whew...AAHHHHH!!!!" I'm not really fond of sex/death scenes, call me crazy...

Well an orgasm is often referred to as "the little death," so I thought the visual juxtaposition of sexual passion and a murder was pretty effective and clever.

amber

12-01-2004, 05:17 PM

Well an orgasm is often referred to as "the little death," so I thought the visual juxtaposition of sexual passion and a murder was pretty effective and clever.
I thought it was kinda clever, but i've seen that a lot before, so it wasn't too clever. As far as being effective, well, it was ok, but kinda gross. Or to put it more accurately, It dampened my enjoyment of the sex scene considerably. :)

dissention

12-01-2004, 05:25 PM

I thought it was kinda clever, but i've seen that a lot before, so it wasn't too clever. As far as being effective, well, it was ok, but kinda gross. Or to put it more accurately, It dampened my enjoyment of the sex scene considerably. :)

Not seeing any skin dampened my enjoyment of the sex scene.

SuzeQuze

12-01-2004, 05:27 PM

Not seeing any skin dampened my enjoyment of the sex scene.

So did they "do it"? Oh I missed that too. Susan's an idiot, who sleeps with someone with tens of thousands of cash lying around and a gun? Waitaminnut...

amber

12-01-2004, 05:31 PM

Not seeing any skin dampened my enjoyment of the sex scene.
well, sure, there's that, too. :laugh: But no skin AND a murder? Not for me...

amber

12-01-2004, 05:34 PM

So did they "do it"? Oh I missed that too. Susan's an idiot, who sleeps with someone with tens of thousands of cash lying around and a gun? Waitaminnut...
She couldn't help herself. She was overcome by frustration, and his hotness :laugh:

SuzeQuze

12-01-2004, 06:09 PM

She couldn't help herself. She was overcome by frustration, and his hotness :laugh:

Right, love his character [swoon]

skcin

12-01-2004, 10:26 PM

Not seeing any skin dampened my enjoyment of the sex scene.

Hmmmm...so both you and Amber were damp after this episode?

Anyway, I just read that the actress who plays Huber (who I JUST found out is from Buffalo - gee, I'm so proud :rolleyes: ) will continue on the show, but they were very sneaky about it. Supposedly the actress was asked in a TV interview (on The View or some crap) why she thought Mrs. Huber was killed off & she replies "well, I think she was KILLED because she had no remorse..." implying that the charcter is in fact dead. BUT she also said that she has been told to continue to report to the set & that's it.

So...Will she also narrate along w/ Mary Alice? (I doubt it.) Will she haunt people? (No.) Will it all be a dream? (God I hope not.) Does Mrs. Huber have a twin? ( Bingo :cool: )

The first TV Guide "spoiler" did mention that Mrs. Huber's sister has a connection to Mary Alice. Makes sense, no?

Paula

ontheEdgeof17

12-01-2004, 11:13 PM

Hmmmm...so both you and Amber were damp after this episode?

Anyway, I just read that the actress who plays Huber (who I JUST found out is from Buffalo - gee, I'm so proud :rolleyes: ) will continue on the show, but they were very sneaky about it. Supposedly the actress was asked in a TV interview (on The View or some crap) why she thought Mrs. Huber was killed off & she replies "well, I think she was KILLED because she had no remorse..." implying that the charcter is in fact dead. BUT she also said that she has been told to continue to report to the set & that's it.

So...Will she also narrate along w/ Mary Alice? (I doubt it.) Will she haunt people? (No.) Will it all be a dream? (God I hope not.) Does Mrs. Huber have a twin? ( Bingo :cool: )

The first TV Guide "spoiler" did mention that Mrs. Huber's sister has a connection to Mary Alice. Makes sense, no?

Paula

I heard Huber will still be on the show, but only in Flashback scenes. :shrug:

Johnny Stew

12-02-2004, 12:12 AM

So...Will she also narrate along w/ Mary Alice? (I doubt it.) Will she haunt people? (No.) Will it all be a dream? (God I hope not.) Does Mrs. Huber have a twin? ( Bingo :cool: )

The first TV Guide "spoiler" did mention that Mrs. Huber's sister has a connection to Mary Alice. Makes sense, no?

I do remember that spoiler... so it's very possible the actress will continue on the show, but as a different character.
And, in all actuality, she wouldn't necessarily have to play Mrs. Huber's twin... they could easy change her hair and makeup, to make her look different. Many siblings look remarkably similar without being literal twins, so it's a possibility.

I heard Huber will still be on the show, but only in Flashback scenes. :shrug:

This is a very good possibility, too. They already have Brenda Strong as a regular, and her character's been dead since Scene 1!

Livia

12-02-2004, 05:53 PM

Maybe the "dead character coming back" theme will continue for more people - a la Six Feet Under. Mama Solis next? It's so easy to hate her, I can't help but associate that actress as Selena's coo-coo for Cocoa Puffs #1 fan.

SuzeQuze

12-02-2004, 06:06 PM

Maybe the "dead character coming back" theme will continue for more people - a la Six Feet Under. Mama Solis next? It's so easy to hate her, I can't help but associate that actress as Selena's coo-coo for Cocoa Puffs #1 fan.

As long as they don't do it with Marcia Cross' character. On Melrose, Kimberly just WOULD NOT DIE.

skcin

12-13-2004, 07:06 PM

G*dammit, I was too busy baking cookies & I missed the first half hour! Is Huber dead? What about Mama Solis? What happened with Bree's jerky kid that she narced on him for his pot? He is EVIL!

OK, as for the second half - NICE! Loved the fashion show scene (Edie is so icky ho!) and the whole thing with Gabrielle (as soon as John's mom said "this isn't over" I figured she'd call the cops for statutory - but the hubby getting arrested - priceless!)

I saw Mary Alice's son telling Susan's daughter "I killed my baby sister" BUT I also noticed that he said he doesn't remember anything except his parents yelling both of their names & then cleaning up blood. I have doubts that he did it - or anything else for that matter. But finding out that the remains found in the toybox were an ADULT female? Hmmm...

Paula

diamondsnake

12-13-2004, 09:49 PM

Last Night's episode was the best yet. I loved when Bree charged onto the golf course with her son's urine and then dumped it on her husband when she got mad at him! Priceless! And I was in stitches when Susan was beat up by the mother and then was thrown onto the stage practically naked! Of course the scene where that one lady (can't remember her name) was trying to score some "high grade nanny" was hillarious! And I loved how Bree said "Good help is hard to find!" LOL!!! Bree's son is so mean to her. He is just smoking dope right in front of her and just shuts the door when she comes up stairs- doesn't even care that she knows! I love this show and want it to come on dvd or for them to air a marathon soon because I have missed so many episodes.

amber

12-14-2004, 02:03 AM

Thanks, guys! I actually missed it because i was...*gasp* DOING SCHOOLWORK!!!! :distress: The truth is always the strangest... :laugh:

amber

12-14-2004, 02:05 AM

I saw Mary Alice's son telling Susan's daughter "I killed my baby sister" BUT I also noticed that he said he doesn't remember anything except his parents yelling both of their names & then cleaning up blood. I have doubts that he did it - or anything else for that matter. But finding out that the remains found in the toybox were an ADULT female? Hmmm...

Paula
I've thought he did it from the beginning. :D But that adult female thing really throws my sh** off... :confused:

skcin

12-14-2004, 10:12 AM

I've thought he did it from the beginning. :D

Me too at first, he's a little "off", but now I'm pretty sure he didn't :shrug:

Paula

Livia

12-14-2004, 11:11 AM

G*dammit, I was too busy baking cookies & I missed the first half hour! Is Huber dead? What about Mama Solis? What happened with Bree's jerky kid that she narced on him for his pot? He is EVIL!

OK, as for the second half - NICE! Loved the fashion show scene (Edie is so icky ho!) and the whole thing with Gabrielle (as soon as John's mom said "this isn't over" I figured she'd call the cops for statutory - but the hubby getting arrested - priceless!)

I saw Mary Alice's son telling Susan's daughter "I killed my baby sister" BUT I also noticed that he said he doesn't remember anything except his parents yelling both of their names & then cleaning up blood. I have doubts that he did it - or anything else for that matter. But finding out that the remains found in the toybox were an ADULT female? Hmmm...

Paula

Yes, Huber's dead- creepy dad buried her in a shallow grave, along with the blender he used to bash her head in...Mama Solis is still in a coma...

DrummerDeanna

12-14-2004, 12:36 PM

I've thought he did it from the beginning. :D But that adult female thing really throws my sh** off... :confused:

I didn't really think he did anything - the kid's off - but I think his parent's - well his dad at least - are more F***ed up than the kid....and now the adult bones....crazy....

What do you think Carlos was arrested for - what does he do anyway? I seem to have missed that detail....

Great episode...but I sense some issues with Lynette's new nanny coming up....

Livia

12-14-2004, 03:35 PM

What do you think Carlos was arrested for - what does he do anyway? I seem to have missed that detail....

Great episode...but I sense some issues with Lynette's new nanny coming up....

I'm not sure what Carlos does, but I think his arrest has to do with shady $ dealings, like money laundering or maybe he's a drug lord...

Yeah, Lynette's new nanny is probably gonna HATE those bratty boys!

DrummerDeanna

12-14-2004, 03:48 PM

I'm not sure what Carlos does, but I think his arrest has to do with shady $ dealings, like money laundering or maybe he's a drug lord...

Yeah, Lynette's new nanny is probably gonna HATE those bratty boys!

Right? Who hires a nanny without having them meet their kids...

Gabrielle

12-14-2004, 04:32 PM

I too am getting into this show, but I missed the first few episodes. By the way, my name really is Gabrielle. I didn't steal it from the show. :lol: Mrs. Huber needed to go, I agree. Lynette completely cracks me up with her kids. Bree needs a drink! Gabrielle (on the show, not me) doing it with a 17 year old gardener? LOL Scandalous! Edie is such a slut, but I love her. Susan is the funniest because she's such a klutz! Have you noticed that the men are all less than desirable in one way or another? Either they have some sex secret or some murder (?) secret or they're into something dangerous (the hot guy, Mike) or they're never around while the wife is ODing on Ritalin. No wonder they're desperate. Makes infidelity look not quite so shameless. Anyway, had to say I like this show too.

amber

12-14-2004, 04:37 PM

I too am getting into this show, but I missed the first few episodes. By the way, my name really is Gabrielle. I didn't steal it from the show. :lol: Mrs. Huber needed to go, I agree. Lynette completely cracks me up with her kids. Bree needs a drink! Gabrielle (on the show, not me) doing it with a 17 year old gardener? LOL Scandalous! Edie is such a slut, but I love her. Susan is the funniest because she's such a klutz! Have you noticed that the men are all less than desirable in one way or another? Either they have some sex secret or some murder (?) secret or they're into something dangerous (the hot guy, Mike) or they're never around while the wife is ODing on Ritalin. No wonder they're desperate. Makes infidelity look not quite so shameless. Anyway, had to say I like this show too.
Just wanted to say Welcome! :wavey: :nod: :)

Gabrielle

12-14-2004, 05:19 PM

Hi Amber! Thanks for the welcome. This board is like a smorgasbord for the FM/Lindsey lover! :D

Violet

12-14-2004, 06:02 PM

I'm totally pi**ed! Went to watch it Sunday night, and what do I see? Fricken Eagles football game! I hate the Eagles, and am really annoyed that they aired Desperate Housewives at 7:00 to make room for the stupid game. Grrr... And they aired Extreme Makeover: Home Edition at 1:00 in the afternoon! So I was hoping they'd re-air desperate housewives on Saturday, but noooo, they have some movie on!! I'm so ticked.
But thanks for the update, everyone! Any other pertinent details I missed??
Carol

amber

12-14-2004, 06:14 PM

Hi Amber! Thanks for the welcome. This board is like a smorgasbord for the FM/Lindsey lover! :D
And us Stevie lovers, too. ;) :D :wavey:

GardenStateGirlie

12-19-2004, 09:45 PM

This has to be bumped up. We must discuss :nod: This show is getting absolutely CRAAAAAAAZY!!

ontheEdgeof17

12-19-2004, 09:54 PM

This has to be bumped up. We must discuss :nod: This show is getting absolutely CRAAAAAAAZY!!

So much for thinking Rex is gay. He's Mr. S&M instead. :laugh:

wondergirl9847

12-19-2004, 10:21 PM

He likes S&M so much, he's about to get a beat down from Bree! :laugh:

GardenStateGirlie

12-19-2004, 11:16 PM

He likes S&M so much, he's about to get a beat down from Bree! :laugh:

I was really hoping the two of them would work it out because I don't think he's a bad guy even though he--well--did what he did (without revealing spoilers you both know what i'm talking about). What in the hell is the deal with Mary Alice's husband? At first I thought well, maybe the kid is insane but there is definitely something we're missing with that story.

amber

12-19-2004, 11:18 PM

A few mere posts and you guys have wiped out any possibility that i would do anything in the world but watch this show at 9... :laugh:

GardenStateGirlie

12-19-2004, 11:31 PM

A few mere posts and you guys have wiped out any possibility that i would do anything in the world but watch this show at 9... :laugh:

Oh honey, who are you kidding? You weren't going to do anything at 9 and that was before we said anything :laugh: ;)

amber

12-19-2004, 11:34 PM

Oh honey, who are you kidding? You weren't going to do anything at 9 and that was before we said anything :laugh: ;)
last week i actually missed it from homework. :shocked: I still have homework. And i have to go to the store. However, you are probably right. :laugh:
*um, it seems like the last five posts i've read started with "oh, honey..." :confused:

GardenStateGirlie

12-19-2004, 11:36 PM

last week i actually missed it from homework. :shocked: I still have homework. And i have to go to the store. However, you are probably right. :laugh:
*um, it seems like the last five posts i've read started with "oh, honey..." :confused:

Meeep! Maybe Jason is rubbing off on us all??

amber

12-19-2004, 11:47 PM

Meeep! Maybe Jason is rubbing off on us all??
yeah, i think it was Goldstwmn (however she spells it) and you, and another person. So, that right there is evidence pointing to Jason's influence. Luckily, i'm already sick of it, so i won't be perpetrating it. :laugh: I definitely went through a Will and Grace "oh honey" phase a little bit back, so i understand it's allure.... :laugh:

GardenStateGirlie

12-19-2004, 11:51 PM

yeah, i think it was Goldstwmn (however she spells it) and you, and another person. So, that right there is evidence pointing to Jason's influence. Luckily, i'm already sick of it, so i won't be perpetrating it. :laugh: I definitely went through a Will and Grace "oh honey" phase a little bit back, so i understand it's allure.... :laugh:

Yep...we are all casualties of strandies wrath...ahh...but I love him so :xoxo: I think we all have our random Karen Walker moments :laugh:

amber

12-20-2004, 12:01 AM

Omigod, the Sharon (whatever her last name is) lady is on here! As a whore! I love her!!

amber

12-20-2004, 01:01 AM

Omigod, i can't believe she burned his passport. That was awesome!!!! :woohoo: What a good episode... :nod:

takenbythesky

12-20-2004, 01:22 AM

Omigod, the Sharon (whatever her last name is) lady is on here! As a whore! I love her!!
:D So many twists and shockers manage to fit into an hour-long program. :D
I love it, I love it, I love it..... :nod:

skcin

12-20-2004, 12:26 PM

Omigod, the Sharon (whatever her last name is) lady is on here! As a whore! I love her!!

I almost DIED when they said she's a hooker. I was thinking, hmmm, well, to each her (slutty) own, I guess, figuring she was doing a couple of guys a week for some pocket $$$. But then I realized she does more than one per day - EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW! Anyone hear of sloppy seconds - ICK! I have NO idea why it bothers me more than if she was doing one per day :shrug:

Anyway, when the feds came to get the Solis' belongings? "We aren't into clutter." LOL! And I loved Bree at the end. The nanny seems fine, but that would be too dull, so something's bound to happen, IMO. Maybe with the hubby? Although, they seem the most in love as a couple...

Oh, and......"More potatoes?" CREEPY WEIRDO!

DrummerDeanna

12-20-2004, 02:29 PM

I almost DIED when they said she's a hooker. I was thinking, hmmm, well, to each her (slutty) own, I guess, figuring she was doing a couple of guys a week for some pocket $$$. But then I realized she does more than one per day - EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW! Anyone hear of sloppy seconds - ICK! I have NO idea why it bothers me more than if she was doing one per day :shrug:

Anyway, when the feds came to get the Solis' belongings? "We aren't into clutter." LOL! And I loved Bree at the end. The nanny seems fine, but that would be too dull, so something's bound to happen, IMO. Maybe with the hubby? Although, they seem the most in love as a couple...

Oh, and......"More potatoes?" CREEPY WEIRDO!

Grr...I'm so mad - I totally missed DH - I just forgot...I've been traveling all weekend and finally reached a destination last night and was just all involved with the family thing and watching Christmas movies....sounds like last night's ep though was not to be missed....what a disapointment...

skcin

12-31-2004, 01:14 PM

Is this week's episode new, or a rerun?

dissention

12-31-2004, 01:17 PM

Is this week's episode new, or a rerun?

Rerun. It doesn't come back until January 9. :woohoo:

skcin

12-31-2004, 01:36 PM

Rerun. It doesn't come back until January 9. :woohoo:

I should have known. :rolleyes: Oh, well.

Lala

12-31-2004, 03:27 PM

Rerun. It doesn't come back until January 9. :woohoo:

At least you got a re-run. Here in Canada we got a stupid Canadian movie about being taken hostage in some jungle country. I didn't watch it.

Gypsy-Rhiannon

12-31-2004, 03:37 PM

We are just getting season 1 next week

Pip

skcin

01-09-2005, 07:26 PM

It should be a new ep tonight. :)

ontheEdgeof17

01-09-2005, 07:28 PM

It should be a new ep tonight. :)

I'm excited! I need a DH fix. :)

hayley

01-10-2005, 12:27 AM

Can anyone recap what happened tonight? I chose a 24 fix over DH.

amber

01-10-2005, 01:05 AM

Can anyone recap what happened tonight? I chose a 24 fix over DH.
um, not much, but the guy who killed Mrs. Hoober planted evidence against Teri Hatcher's new BF (plumber) and, a jogger with a dog found Mrs. Huber's body - that was right at the end. Um, other stuff happened, but those are the basic plot points. Oh, felicity huffman's family had to fire the Nanny cause her husband saw her naked then started getting a crush on her.. :rolleyes:

skcin

01-10-2005, 12:23 PM

um, not much, but the guy who killed Mrs. Hoober planted evidence against Teri Hatcher's new BF (plumber) and, a jogger with a dog found Mrs. Huber's body - that was right at the end.

Oh, good, I missed the last 5 minutes (happened to catch the Holiday Road video on VH1 Classic & couldn't bear to change the channel!) Thanks for the info!

Oh. And Bree's son? Still a psycho. At least he stopped calling her a liar & being mean to her. But still a jerk.

dissention

01-10-2005, 02:02 PM

Oh. And Bree's son? Still a psycho. At least he stopped calling her a liar & being mean to her. But still a jerk.

And Bree? Still smoking. Marcia Cross is freakin' gorgeous. I can't watch that show without drooling over her. Teri Hatcher, too. :laugh:

And who else was surprsied with Teri Hatcher's singing? She's got a cute voice.

"New YOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKKKK!"

PS: I hope Roger Bart becomes a regular. I? Love him. He's a hoot.

skcin

01-10-2005, 03:04 PM

And Bree? Still smoking. Marcia Cross is freakin' gorgeous. I can't watch that show without drooling over her. Teri Hatcher, too. :laugh:

Did anyone catch Marcia on the People's Choice Awards last night? GORGEOUS! Her hair was swept up into a twist & she wore a pale green dress with spagetti straps (toned arms - holy crap!)

Also, Teri is in this month's FHM.

dissention

01-10-2005, 03:13 PM

Did anyone catch Marcia on the People's Choice Awards last night? GORGEOUS! Her hair was swept up into a twist & she wore a pale green dress with spagetti straps (toned arms - holy crap!)

Also, Teri is in this month's FHM.

I saw her on the cover of FHM yesterday, too! My, she looked HAWT.

As for Marcia, the ep where she went over to Rex's motel and took off her coat? My. Heart. Stopped. I was more than impressed, I was flabbergasted.

skcin

01-11-2005, 01:40 PM

I saw her on the cover of FHM yesterday, too! My, she looked HAWT.

As for Marcia, the ep where she went over to Rex's motel and took off her coat? My. Heart. Stopped. I was more than impressed, I was flabbergasted.

I'll say - you've been talking about that scene since it happened weeks ago! :laugh:

DrummerDeanna

01-11-2005, 02:24 PM

I saw her on the cover of FHM yesterday, too! My, she looked HAWT.

As for Marcia, the ep where she went over to Rex's motel and took off her coat? My. Heart. Stopped. I was more than impressed, I was flabbergasted.

well on Oprah she did say she was desperate to BE a housewife....says she can't find a boyfriend....

Poor thing - she really came across as rather desperate lol - but she was quite funny...

dissention

01-11-2005, 02:29 PM

well on Oprah she did say she was desperate to BE a housewife....says she can't find a boyfriend....

Poor thing - she really came across as rather desperate lol - but she was quite funny...

How that woman has a hard time finding a man is beyond me. Oprah should've slipped her my number. :rolleyes:

DrummerDeanna

01-11-2005, 02:34 PM

How that woman has a hard time finding a man is beyond me. Oprah should've slipped her my number. :rolleyes:

seriously - she IS very beautiful...maybe she's secretly evil? :shrug: eats bugs? :shrug:

dissention

01-11-2005, 02:40 PM

seriously - she IS very beautiful...maybe she's secretly evil? :shrug: eats bugs? :shrug:

Has a bondage fetish? Used to be a man? Is a fart-sleeper?

It has to be something juicy if she can't get a man, she's gorgeous. :laugh:

DrummerDeanna

01-11-2005, 02:48 PM

Has a bondage fetish? Used to be a man? Is a fart-sleeper?

It has to be something juicy if she can't get a man, she's gorgeous. :laugh:

That's what I''m thinking...."what's wrong with her..?" :laugh: And she's so public about wanting a man......

But maybe she just has really high standards...and perhaps it's the old guys can't handle successful women thing? Who knows....I do know that I agree with you - the woman is SMOKIN' :nod:

skcin

01-12-2005, 02:43 PM

This pic doesn't do her justice, but it's from the 2005 People's Choice Awards. I'm trying to find more. Looks like the top is falling down a bit in the pic. But she looked amazing in this green dress on TV!

http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/ns/news/bigpic.jsp?photoid=20050110PAS113D.jpg&this=7&searchpage=photosearch.jsp&cap=Desperate+housewives&w=ap+or+reuters&max=8&first=&fs=

skcin

01-12-2005, 02:50 PM

Better:

http://www.nypost.com/gossip/celebp/peoples2005/photo17.htm

Those arms & shoulders!

amber

01-12-2005, 02:53 PM

Better:

http://www.nypost.com/gossip/celebp/peoples2005/photo17.htm

Those arms & shoulders!
um,that starts to freak me out when you can see the bones poking out on the other end...

dissention

01-12-2005, 03:20 PM

Better:

http://www.nypost.com/gossip/celebp/peoples2005/photo17.htm

Those arms & shoulders!

She has incredible skin. Mama Cross certainly takes care of herself. :woohoo:

skcin

01-12-2005, 03:23 PM

um,that starts to freak me out when you can see the bones poking out on the other end...

I myself am not a fan of bones either. I was more referring to her toned arms, I guess I sould have left the shoulder part out.

Did anyone catch Sheryl Crow on the awards? Holy crap, her arms are friggin' AMAZING! :nod:

amber

01-12-2005, 03:47 PM

I myself am not a fan of bones either. I was more referring to her toned arms, I guess I sould have left the shoulder part out.

Did anyone catch Sheryl Crow on the awards? Holy crap, her arms are friggin' AMAZING! :nod:
yes, Sheryl has good arms. I'm a connesieur, too. :D Don't most people who work out have ok arms? Maybe i'm just thinking of people on TV...

BTFLCHLD

01-12-2005, 03:54 PM

CROSS LOOKS GOOD...BUT THE HAIRLINE GIVES ME THE CREEPS... :eek:

skcin

01-12-2005, 03:57 PM

yes, Sheryl has good arms. I'm a connesieur, too. :D Don't most people who work out have ok arms? Maybe i'm just thinking of people on TV...

Yeah, but some are better than others, IMO. Sheryl's looked really cut the other night. I don't like seeing a lot of muscle on a woman in general, but toned arms are cool. :nod:

dissention

01-12-2005, 03:59 PM

Yeah, but some are better than others, IMO. Sheryl's looked really cut the other night. I don't like seeing a lot of muscle on a woman in general, but toned arms are cool. :nod:

When your arms start looking like Susan Powter's, you know you're in trouble and need to cut back on the resistance training. :nod:

DrummerDeanna

01-12-2005, 04:00 PM

I'll just be happy when my arms aren't mushy.

skcin

01-12-2005, 04:02 PM

When your arms start looking like Susan Powter's, you know you're in trouble and need to cut back on the resistance training. :nod:

Oh, Diss. Stop the insanity, you silly boy! :laugh:

BTFLCHLD

01-12-2005, 04:03 PM

IMO SHERYL LOOKED HEALTHIER WITH A FEW MORE POUNDS ON HER...

IS SHE LOSING WEIGHT OR DO I NEED GLASSES? <img src="http://tinypic.com/18i5gz">

skcin

01-12-2005, 04:03 PM

I'll just be happy when my arms aren't mushy.

Preach it, sista!

amber

01-12-2005, 04:03 PM

When your arms start looking like Susan Powter's, you know you're in trouble and need to cut back on the resistance training. :nod:
hey! not true! "we're just born that way" :laugh:

dissention

01-12-2005, 04:04 PM

Oh, Diss. Stop the insanity, you silly boy! :laugh:

:laugh:

I can do, bar none, the BEST Susan Powter impersonation in the world. I have perfected it over the years. I'm at my best when I impersonate her appearance on Faux News' "Your World" from last year:

"BUY MY BOOK, ladies, and STAY AWAY FROM REFINED WHITE STARCHES, REFINED WHITE SUGARS, AND REFINED WHITE MEN! Harumph! Yeehaw!"

skcin

01-12-2005, 04:16 PM

Have you seen her on any of the VH1 I Love the 90's (or is some special on the E channel?) Anyway, she now has long hair, dark brown with different colors braided into it. :nod:

dissention

01-12-2005, 04:17 PM

Have you seen her on any of the VH1 I Love the 90's (or is some special on the E channel?) Anyway, she now has long hair, dark brown with different colors braided into it. :nod:

No, the last time I saw her she had long, bright pink hair with the rattiest (and biggest) weave I've ever seen in my life planted right on top of her dome. :eek:

SuzeQuze

01-12-2005, 04:40 PM

No, the last time I saw her she had long, bright pink hair with the rattiest (and biggest) weave I've ever seen in my life planted right on top of her dome. :eek:

Like this, Diss? http://patrickprescott.com/archives/000049.php

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

dissention

01-12-2005, 04:43 PM

Like this, Diss? http://patrickprescott.com/archives/000049.php

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Yes! That's the appearance I was talking about, too! "Stay away from refined white starches, refined white sugars, and refined white men! Harumph!" And she plays with her hair throughout all of it, too. Watch the video if it still works, you won't be disappointed. :nod:

http://patrickprescott.com/archives/100_video_pwter_013004.jpg

:lol:

SuzeQuze

01-12-2005, 06:34 PM

Yes! That's the appearance I was talking about, too! "Stay away from refined white starches, refined white sugars, and refined white men! Harumph!" And she plays with her hair throughout all of it, too. Watch the video if it still works, you won't be disappointed. :nod:

http://patrickprescott.com/archives/100_video_pwter_013004.jpg

:lol:

Couldn't get it to play, just a couple of commercials, one for some special on Dubya's great presidency, hurl.

dissention

01-12-2005, 06:35 PM

Couldn't get it to play, just a couple of commercials, one for some special on Dubya's great presidency, hurl.

:laugh:

Someone needs to make me a banner with that pic of La Powter! :lol:

ryan8472

01-12-2005, 06:36 PM

:laugh:

Someone needs to make me a banner with that pic of La Powter! :lol:
I'd say make it your avatar, but it's too big. Unless you become a Supporting Ledgie...I wish my Prince picture could be my avatar...

dissention

01-12-2005, 06:38 PM

I'd say make it your avatar, but it's too big. Unless you become a Supporting Ledgie...

:laugh: I should shrink it. :laugh:

I'll ante up some steak as soon as another method of payment is accepted. I was screwed by PayPal big time awhile back and refuse to use them for anything.

ryan8472

01-12-2005, 06:50 PM

Ah! Hilarious. Good job. :laugh:

Can you shrink Prince? I don't know how well you could read the words if it were shrunk though...

dissention

01-12-2005, 06:52 PM

Ah! Hilarious. Good job. :laugh:

Can you shrink Prince? I don't know how well you could read the words if it were shrunk though...

Yeah, I'll shrink him for ya. Probably won't be able to read it, but his face says it all. :laugh:

BTFLCHLD

01-12-2005, 06:59 PM

sheriden #1 on blackwell's list :shrug:

The Worst Dressed Women of 2004

10.) Anna Nicole Smith: In Marilyn’s rejects, she’s a bona fide fashion scream — looks like a rag doll trapped in a wind machine!

9.) Meryl Streep: Forget "Lemony Snicket" — Streep packs the fashion punch of Jiminy Cricket! In dowdy glasses and lumpy tents, Meryl is "A Series of Unfortunate Events!"

8.) Paula Abdul: Let’s face it: Perky Paula’s a paint-by-numbers fashion foul — she dresses with all the restraint of a revved-up Simon Cowell!

7.) Britney Spears: What’s left to say about the new Mrs. Federline? She’s a "clothes encounter of the catastrophic kind!"

6.) Serena Williams: Courting disaster with every style-free serve, black leather at the Open takes a lot of nerve! From the Queen of Tennis to Fatal Fashion Menace — non-stop!

5.) Paris Hilton: Paris’s "designer" is obviously on vacation — this is one Hilton that should be closed for renovation!

4.) Courtney Love: Setting the decadent precedent was once her couture code — now she’s just Medusa stuck in a meltdown mode!

3.) ***A Tie * Jessica Simpson and Ashlee Simpson: From gaudy … to grim … to downright frenetic * these two prove that bad taste is positively genetic!

2.) Lindsay Lohan: Over-hyped and under-dressed. What’s happened to Lindsay? When it comes to fashion she’s in a schizophrenic frenzy!

and

1.) Nicollette Sheridan: In barely-there bombs she’s a taste-free pain — Let’s crown her the Tacky Temptress of Wisteria Lane!

"Mr. Blackwell’s Fabulous Fashion Independents of 2004"

Nicole Kidman, Natalie Portman, Barbara Walters, Kate Winslet, Annette Bening, Oprah Winfrey, Scarlett Johanson, Gwen Stefani, Teri Hatcher, Jennifer Garner

skcin

01-13-2005, 09:51 AM

Nicolette does not know how to dress, she looks awful, IMO. Liz Smith was just defending her love for Nicolette after people complained that Liz made a comment that Nicolette's looking rather, um, transgender lately. :laugh:

SuzeQuze

01-13-2005, 09:53 AM

Yeah, I'll shrink him for ya. Probably won't be able to read it, but his face says it all. :laugh:

That's great, you can read it! The Powter one almost makes me sorry I posted the link!

Johnny Stew

01-17-2005, 07:51 PM

Michael Ausiello, from TV Guide Online, was keeping a running commentary/blog during and after the Golden Globes on Sunday night, and here are a couple of interesting tidbits from the 'Desperate Housewives' cast:

11:00 The entire cast of Desperate Housewives is in the press room basking in their best comedy series win. When a reporter asks which of the women has the best love life, all the gals point to Felicity Huffman. Bill Macy, you little devil!

11:10 Housewives creator/exec producer Marc Cherry says Marcia Cross initially balked at reciting the line, "Rex cries when he ejaculates."

11:11 What do Halle Berry, Kevin Spacey and Lawrence Fishburne have in common? They all admitted to being big fans of the show, Eva Longoria reveals.

11:12 The first-season Housewives DVD drops in August. Scoop!

11:12 On being named the worst dressed celeb by Mr. Blackwell, Nicollette Sheridan sasses, "I'd rather be No. 1 on the worst-dressed than No. 2 on the best-dressed. What the hell does Mr. Blackwell know anyway?"

dissention

01-17-2005, 08:00 PM

11:12 On being named the worst dressed celeb by Mr. Blackwell, Nicollette Sheridan sasses, "I'd rather be No. 1 on the worst-dressed than No. 2 on the best-dressed. What the hell does Mr. Blackwell know anyway?"

WooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOsssssHHHHHHHHHHH!

+10, Nicolette! :xoxo:

DrummerDeanna

01-17-2005, 09:38 PM

Speaking of Desperate Housewives...who saw last night's episode...

I thought it was hilarious!! Bree with the gun thing was too funny

amber

01-17-2005, 10:05 PM

Speaking of Desperate Housewives...who saw last night's episode...

I thought it was hilarious!! Bree with the gun thing was too funny
ooo, I only saw the last part, what happened? :D

skcin

01-18-2005, 11:34 AM

What am I, the recap girl? :shrug:

OK, I'll do it. I can't stand the thought of people not keeping up with this show :D As a side note, who was the idiot at NBC that scheduled the women to present an award at the Globes WHILE their show was airing on ABC? Of course, I'm sure it was done on purpose. :mad:

OK, the pharmacist really likes Bree, gives her a gun as a gift (he knew she was a member of the NRA, lol!) She loves it, takes him shooting, he makes a pass at her & accidentally shoots himself in the foot as she rebuffs him. She just wants to be friends (while making Rex jealous) but he wants more. Seems like he'll be turning into a stalker real soon.

Carlos is out of prison, but on house arrest. Gab is pissed that he can't work & she still has to do boat & car shows. She got mad at him cuz he's talking about having kids again & he started yelling that he's still the man of the house & she needs to listen to him, blah blah blah, so she takes the bucket of chicken she got for him across the street, sits down on the curb & eats it in front of him (he can't go more that 100 feet away from his sensor.) He later refills her birth control, has is delievered & replaces the pills with something else. EVIL! :eek:

Mike's house was ransacked & his gun & $$$ were taken by the old guy (his father-in-law?) who hired him to do whatever it is he's doing. Says he's taking too long & wants to hire someone else. Mike goes to talk to him, convinces him that he will get the job done by saying that he loved Deirdre (?) The father in law says, I believe you, since you've already killed for her once (?!?!)

Huber's sister starts going through her house, Susan panics when she tells her that Huber wrote everything in her journal, figuring someone will find out about the fire. So she starts being really nice to Edie, goes with her to dump Huber's ashes in a lake, Edie gets suspicious of Susan, then cries & tells Susan what a great friend she really is. Susan can't talke it anymore & tells her about the fire. Edie throws all of Huber's ashes at Susan's face (so gross.) The whole way home, they don't talk, Susan keeps apologizing. Edie says she won't tell the police as long as Susan invites her to the neighborhood poker game once in a while. Then she proceeds to hose Susan down on the front lawn (she couldn't bear to think Huber's ashes were poured down a drain into a sewer.) ;)

Felicity (I can NEVER remember her character's name) keeps arriving to yoga & can't put her kids in the daycare cuz it's full, she argues with the girl who won't let her kids in (it was the baby and her one son, he was sick & couldn't go to school.) The next week she gets there early & still can't get in UNTIL the woman sees that her son is now bald & she thinks he is really "sick" so she lets them in. Of course, he's bald because he got gum in his hair & she had to shave his head the night before - but she doesn't tell them that. Until the next class, when a woman who survives cancer starts talking to him & telling him how brave he is, etc...The kid is freaked out, asks mom "am I dying?" She says "no, people only think you are because I had to shave your head." Of course, everyone is digusted & they leave - no more yoga for her!

I think that's it. :shrug:

bikerchic

01-18-2005, 11:46 AM

What am I, the recap girl? :shrug:

OK, I'll do it. I can't stand the thought of people not keeping up with this show :D As a side note, who was the idiot at NBC that scheduled the women to present an award at the Globes WHILE their show was airing on ABC? Of course, I'm sure it was done on purpose. :mad:

:
Up here in Canada, we have very intelligent television programmers and they aired Desperate Housewives at 7:00 for that reason, eh! :laugh: :laugh: :blob1: :blob1:

bikerchic

01-18-2005, 11:57 AM

Oh ya, great review Paula, I don't need to watch anymore, I'll tune in each week to read your review! :laugh:

dissention

01-18-2005, 11:57 AM

Felicity (I can NEVER remember her character's name)

Lynette. :woohoo:

skcin

01-18-2005, 12:46 PM

Oh ya, great review Paula, I don't need to watch anymore, I'll tune in each week to read your review! :laugh:

Oh no you don't, don't be gettin' lazy on us now! :laugh:

skcin

01-18-2005, 12:48 PM

Lynette. :woohoo:

Yeah, I'll never get it. Make sure you read my recaps each week so you can insert her name when I screw it up again :nod:

DrummerDeanna

01-18-2005, 12:49 PM

Yeah, I'll never get it. Make sure you read my recaps each week so you can insert her name when I screw it up again :nod:

:laugh: :laugh:

I think I'm finally to the point where I can remember all of their names!! I'm so proud of myself :blob1:

amber

01-18-2005, 12:49 PM

What am I, the recap girl? :shrug:

OK, I'll do it. I can't stand the thought of people not keeping up with this show :D As a side note, who was the idiot at NBC that scheduled the women to present an award at the Globes WHILE their show was airing on ABC? Of course, I'm sure it was done on purpose. :mad:

OK, the pharmacist really likes Bree, gives her a gun as a gift (he knew she was a member of the NRA, lol!) She loves it, takes him shooting, he makes a pass at her & accidentally shoots himself in the foot as she rebuffs him. She just wants to be friends (while making Rex jealous) but he wants more. Seems like he'll be turning into a stalker real soon.

Carlos is out of prison, but on house arrest. Gab is pissed that he can't work & she still has to do boat & car shows. She got mad at him cuz he's talking about having kids again & he started yelling that he's still the man of the house & she needs to listen to him, blah blah blah, so she takes the bucket of chicken she got for him across the street, sits down on the curb & eats it in front of him (he can't go more that 100 feet away from his sensor.) He later refills her birth control, has is delievered & replaces the pills with something else. EVIL! :eek:

Mike's house was ransacked & his gun & $$$ were taken by the old guy (his father-in-law?) who hired him to do whatever it is he's doing. Says he's taking too long & wants to hire someone else. Mike goes to talk to him, convinces him that he will get the job done by saying that he loved Deirdre (?) The father in law says, I believe you, since you've already killed for her once (?!?!)

Huber's sister starts going through her house, Susan panics when she tells her that Huber wrote everything in her journal, figuring someone will find out about the fire. So she starts being really nice to Edie, goes with her to dump Huber's ashes in a lake, Edie gets suspicious of Susan, then cries & tells Susan what a great friend she really is. Susan can't talke it anymore & tells her about the fire. Edie throws all of Huber's ashes at Susan's face (so gross.) The whole way home, they don't talk, Susan keeps apologizing. Edie says she won't tell the police as long as Susan invites her to the neighborhood poker game once in a while. Then she proceeds to hose Susan down on the front lawn (she couldn't bear to think Huber's ashes were poured down a drain into a sewer.) ;)

Felicity (I can NEVER remember her character's name) keeps arriving to yoga & can't put her kids in the daycare cuz it's full, she argues with the girl who won't let her kids in (it was the baby and her one son, he was sick & couldn't go to school.) The next week she gets there early & still can't get in UNTIL the woman sees that her son is now bald & she thinks he is really "sick" so she lets them in. Of course, he's bald because he got gum in his hair & she had to shave his head the night before - but she doesn't tell them that. Until the next class, when a woman who survives cancer starts talking to him & telling him how brave he is, etc...The kid is freaked out, asks mom "am I dying?" She says "no, people only think you are because I had to shave your head." Of course, everyone is digusted & they leave - no more yoga for her!

I think that's it. :shrug:
THank you.

skcin

01-24-2005, 01:58 PM

OMG - Dana's very much alive? :eek: I knew Zach didn't kill anyone, but I figured maybe someone else did.

And Lynette's hubby - uhoh........ :distress:

SuzeQuze

01-24-2005, 02:00 PM

OMG - Dana's very much alive? :eek: I knew Zach didn't kill anyone, but I figured maybe someone else did.

And Lynette's hubby - uhoh........ :distress:

Sounds like it was a good one and I missed it. :distress:

DrummerDeanna

01-24-2005, 02:04 PM

OMG - Dana's very much alive? :eek: I knew Zach didn't kill anyone, but I figured maybe someone else did.

And Lynette's hubby - uhoh........ :distress:

Yeah I don't know what to think of last night's episode....it seems that whatever Lynette's hubby did - an affair would be too obvious you know?

And yeah - now I'm dying to know about this Dana stuff and the bones...that Zach kid is creeeeepy though....that grin he gave his dad when he said they weren't moving..yiiiiikes :eek:

dissention

01-24-2005, 02:05 PM

I'm starting to get fed up with being strung along so much. They never tell us a single f*cking thing on this show. Take a cue from Melrose Place and learn how to progress storylines without driving your audience mental.

And get rid of Gabrielle. She's boring and annoying. Her husband makes me see red, too.

SuzeQuze

01-24-2005, 02:07 PM

I'm starting to get fed up with being strung along so much. They never tell us a single f*cking thing on this show. Take a cue from Melrose Place and learn how to progress storylines without driving your audience mental.

And get rid of Gabrielle. She's boring and annoying. Her husband makes me see red, too.

But the boys love her. She doesn't do it for me either.

dissention

01-24-2005, 02:09 PM

But the boys love her. She doesn't do it for me either.

She does nothing for me. I could flip on any soap and find a lookalike. :laugh:

And how weird is it that she's the same age as the chap that plays her gardener?

Livia

01-24-2005, 02:10 PM

She does nothing for me. I could flip on any soap and find a lookalike. :laugh:

She was on the Young & the Restless for about 2 years - and played a much more interesting character, imo!

SuzeQuze

01-24-2005, 02:17 PM

She does nothing for me. I could flip on any soap and find a lookalike. :laugh:

And how weird is it that she's the same age as the chap that plays her gardener?

I thought they might be close in age and they look it. I actually thought she was older than she is.

Incidentally, the women of DH are auctioning off their Golden Globes dresses at clothesoffourbacks.org.

If anyone can post a quick recap of last nights episode it would be greatly appreciated!

dissention

01-24-2005, 02:18 PM

She was on the Young & the Restless for about 2 years - and played a much more interesting character, imo!

:laugh: Figures.

I just wish something would happen instead of the same old thing. In every episode, Bree and Rex have second thoughts about their divorce, Susan makes an idiot out of herself at least once, Lynette can't control her heathens, Edie exposes every part of her breast except the nipple, and Gabrielle acts like a bitchy twit. Toss in three or five mentions of Dana and Mary Alice each, omit anything interesting or anything that could possibly progress a storyline, shake vigorously, and voila! You have Desperate Housewives. :D

sunmaiden

01-24-2005, 03:03 PM

Rex tried to reconcile with Brie, but she turned him down. Teri (I can't remember some names) finds out about her daughter and the son, and finds out about Dana by listening on their phone convo, then telling the dad that she knows about Dana, and he admits to everything. Umm, we find out that the son really didn't kill Dana (maybe the dad?). But the son freaks out on Teri, and she says he can no longer see her daughter.
Gabrielle is confronted by her boy-toy's parents and is forced to break his heart and make him change his mind and go to college.
The pharmacist is confronted by Brie's husband (who is very mean to him) and he gives Rex different pills than his heart meds.
I am sure there is more, let me think

ontheEdgeof17

02-20-2005, 09:34 PM

Is it just me or is this show getting very predictible? I can pretty much see what is going to happen next. I knew the condom was the daughters and that the guy would have a heart attack while running the bases. I dunno I'm just not into as much as I was back in the fall. :shrug:

ontheEdgeof17

02-20-2005, 09:36 PM

Is it just me or is this show getting very predictible? I can pretty much see what is going to happen next. I knew the condom was the daughters and that the guy would have a heart attack while running the bases. I dunno I'm just not into as much as I was back in the fall. :shrug:

Oh....and when that new character came on the screen, I knew he would be the "gay one".

dissention

02-20-2005, 10:19 PM

Is it just me or is this show getting very predictible? I can pretty much see what is going to happen next. I knew the condom was the daughters and that the guy would have a heart attack while running the bases. I dunno I'm just not into as much as I was back in the fall. :shrug:

I'm over it. And if I wasn't, the line about poor being a state of mind they threw in tonight definitely sealed the deal. I guess Marc Cherry is a Repug after all, he's taking his cues from Alfonso Jackson. :laugh:

Teri Hatcher deserves such a better show than what this has become. She's fabulous.

GardenStateGirlie

02-20-2005, 11:13 PM

Is it just me or is this show getting very predictible? I can pretty much see what is going to happen next. I knew the condom was the daughters and that the guy would have a heart attack while running the bases. I dunno I'm just not into as much as I was back in the fall. :shrug:

I'm debating whether or not to watch anymore. I'm sure there's something else better on TV at 9 than that pile of crap I just sat through. Not only is it becoming predictable but the characters are starting to bug the hell out of me. I think i'm over the DH hype.

Cour

02-20-2005, 11:23 PM

Is it just me or is this show getting very predictible? I can pretty much see what is going to happen next. I knew the condom was the daughters and that the guy would have a heart attack while running the bases. I dunno I'm just not into as much as I was back in the fall. :shrug:

I could never sit through a whole episode without looking at the clock and thinking "it's only 9:25?"........"its' only 9:45 and there's 15 more minutes of this?"

As opposed to a great show like SATC or others where you blink and the episode is over.

I always thought DH was too much hype and not enough beef......it's like the show is always trying too hard.

I wish there was something better to watch at 9:00 PM.

hayley

02-21-2005, 12:05 AM

DH has always been something for me to stare at until Boston Legal's on. I've never really been that into it, I'm glad to see that people are starting to tire of it. I think I'd like it better if Sheryl Lee were playing Mary Alice, like in the unaired pilot.

I will admit I wanted to see Bree beating the crap out of Rex and walking on him in stilettos last week. That would've been entertaining, but as usual- denied.

wondergirl9847

02-21-2005, 11:11 AM

I think I'd like it better if Sheryl Lee were playing Mary Alice, like in the unaired pilot.

Laura Palmer!? That would have ruled, because any TP alumni in anything rules. :thumbsup:

DrummerDeanna

02-21-2005, 11:19 AM

I'm still enjoying DH :shrug: Sure - it wouldn't be bad to move a little faster but eh - it's a primetime soap so I don't expect anything to move too quickly.

And yeah - there was a lot of hype surrounding it - but bottom line is: it's a prime-time soap. I just happen to find it entertaining :)

hayley

02-21-2005, 12:46 PM

Laura Palmer!? That would have ruled, because any TP alumni in anything rules. :thumbsup:

Not when it's Madchen Amick being annoying and getting pregnant by Christopher when he was supposed to be finally getting his act together to be with Lorelai!!11!1!!1! /pointless Gilmore Girls rant

Yeah, they filmed the pilot with her but ended up doing the show with Brenda Strong instead. I don't really like her- her annoying voiceovers at the end are actually the thing I dislike most about DH.

DrummerDeanna

02-21-2005, 01:14 PM

Not when it's Madchen Amick being annoying and getting pregnant by Christopher when he was supposed to be finally getting his act together to be with Lorelai!!11!1!!1! /pointless Gilmore Girls rant

*phew* okay - I was totally lost there until you said it was Gilmore Girls rant lol...I was like...um...none of this sounds familiar to DH :shrug: :p

Yeah, they filmed the pilot with her but ended up doing the show with Brenda Strong instead. I don't really like her- her annoying voiceovers at the end are actually the thing I dislike most about DH.

Huh - I didn't realize the pilot and the woman on now are different Mary Alice's :p - but I think I missed most of the pilot so :shrug: I am aslo starting to be a big bugged by the voice-overs at the end....I really didn't like last night's actually :shrug:

skcin

02-21-2005, 01:25 PM

I'm still enjoying DH :shrug: Sure - it wouldn't be bad to move a little faster but eh - it's a primetime soap so I don't expect anything to move too quickly.

And yeah - there was a lot of hype surrounding it - but bottom line is: it's a prime-time soap. I just happen to find it entertaining :)

I do still enjoy it, but I do have to agree with everyone else, it is getting more & more predictable as time goes on.

Now Gilmore Girls - there's a show! :thumbsup:

hayley

02-21-2005, 02:26 PM

Now Gilmore Girls - there's a show! :thumbsup:

You said it, yo. Deanna- I really think you would love GG if you ever gave it a chance. Rent the first season. You will SO not be disappointed. Or, for that matter- I think ABC Family's starting to air three episodes a night every Saturday night, starting from the beginning and in order. Watch it. Dammit.

The pilot filmed w/ Sheryl Lee was never actually aired- they just replaced her scenes with Brenda Strong's. Maybe when they do the DVDs they'll show them.

skcin

02-21-2005, 02:27 PM

You said it, yo. Deanna- I really think you would love GG if you ever gave it a chance. Rent the first season. You will SO not be disappointed. Or, for that matter- I think ABC Family's starting to air three episodes a night every Saturday night, starting from the beginning and in order. Watch it. Dammit.

The pilot filmed w/ Sheryl Lee was never actually aired- they just replaced her scenes with Brenda Strong's. Maybe when they do the DVDs they'll show them.

Yes, start watching! Then we'll have 3 Ledgies to discuss the show with, lol!

DrummerDeanna

02-21-2005, 02:28 PM

You said it, yo. Deanna- I really think you would love GG if you ever gave it a chance. Rent the first season. You will SO not be disappointed. Or, for that matter- I think ABC Family's starting to air three episodes a night every Saturday night, starting from the beginning and in order. Watch it. Dammit.

The pilot filmed w/ Sheryl Lee was never actually aired- they just replaced her scenes with Brenda Strong's. Maybe when they do the DVDs they'll show them.

I totally think I'd be into Gilmore Girls - my sister LOVES it - a good friend of mine is obsessed and we generally have very similar tastes....but this no cable thing totally sucks....I will try and rent it sometime though :nod: I have heard great things about it :D

hayley

02-21-2005, 02:29 PM

Yes, start watching! Then we'll have 3 Ledgies to discuss the show with, lol!

We should just start our own GG thread and post on it whether anyone else watches it or not. It'll be our super special club that no one else is cool enough to get in on :p

ontheEdgeof17

02-21-2005, 02:29 PM

Yes, start watching! Then we'll have 3 Ledgies to discuss the show with, lol!

UGH! I won't be a part of it. When I go to my parent's house, that is all that is on. My mom watches it 24/7. That Rory girl? She can't act her way out of a paper bag.

hayley

02-21-2005, 02:33 PM

UGH! I won't be a part of it. When I go to my parent's house, that is all that is on. My mom watches it 24/7. That Rory girl? She can't act her way out of a paper bag.

I hate Rory. But she's so pretty that I stare at her and tend not to care.

All my mom and I do when I go home to visit is watch GG, whether it's the DVDs or the holiday marathons they inevitably have on ABC Family. My dad gets so pissed because whenever he walks in the room we're giggling with it on. We literally hole up in a bedroom laying down watching it. We eat meals in the room. We covered an entire season in a day and a half over Christmas.

Haa! GG derailed this thread. Take that, boring housewives.

DrummerDeanna

02-21-2005, 02:36 PM

I hate Rory. But she's so pretty that I stare at her and tend not to care.

All my mom and I do when I go home to visit is watch GG, whether it's the DVDs or the holiday marathons they inevitably have on ABC Family. My dad gets so pissed because whenever he walks in the room we're giggling with it on. We literally hole up in a bedroom laying down watching it. We eat meals in the room. We covered an entire season in a day and a half over Christmas.

Haa! GG derailed this thread. Take that, boring housewives.

:laugh: :laugh: How many season has GG been on now? I can't believe I've never seen a complete episode - I have seen bits of eps when my sister was into it - and I've always wanted to watch it - but I'm also a bit reluctant to get hooked on yet another tv show....I already don't have a life - adding another show may completely kill any social life I may be starting to have here :p

I don't find Rory pretty - but I Think Lauren Graham (she's Lorelei right?) is very pretty :nod:

hayley

02-21-2005, 03:01 PM

:laugh: :laugh: How many season has GG been on now? I can't believe I've never seen a complete episode - I have seen bits of eps when my sister was into it - and I've always wanted to watch it - but I'm also a bit reluctant to get hooked on yet another tv show....I already don't have a life - adding another show may completely kill any social life I may be starting to have here :p

I don't find Rory pretty - but I Think Lauren Graham (she's Lorelei right?) is very pretty :nod:

The current season is the fifth. Seasons 1 & 2 are out on DVD, Season 3's coming in May. Lauren Graham is hot! If I didn't have a crush on her already, Bad Santa did it for me.

Anyhow- let me know if you ever decide to delve into Stars Hollow. You'll love it.

skcin

02-21-2005, 05:42 PM

UGH! I won't be a part of it. When I go to my parent's house, that is all that is on. My mom watches it 24/7. That Rory girl? She can't act her way out of a paper bag.

BLASPHEMER! :mad:

:laugh:

Carolina Girl

02-22-2005, 09:58 AM

I missed the Feb. 20th episode of DH. Would someone please post a summary? THANKS.

hayley

02-22-2005, 10:05 AM

http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/story.cgi?show=142&story=7520

Carolina Girl

02-22-2005, 10:14 AM

http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/story.cgi?show=142&story=7520

Thanks. :wavey:

bikerchic

03-27-2005, 09:04 PM

It's on right now, don't know if re-run, but I haven't seen it!

skcin

03-28-2005, 01:10 PM

It was new. And it was really, really good. Maisy is evil - I love it! Not to mention the port-a-potty stealing and Edie making out with Paul after breaking into his house. Hilarious!

Now I really wanna know what the deal is with Mary Alice/Angela. :nod:

DrummerDeanna

03-28-2005, 01:16 PM

It was new. And it was really, really good. Maisy is evil - I love it! Not to mention the port-a-potty stealing and Edie making out with Paul after breaking into his house. Hilarious!

Now I really wanna know what the deal is with Mary Alice/Angela. :nod:

Oh son of a...... I totally missed it!!! That's what happens when they don't show the damn show for weeks and weeks :mad:

Livia

03-28-2005, 01:48 PM

Oh son of a...... I totally missed it!!! That's what happens when they don't show the damn show for weeks and weeks :mad:

They might rerun it on Saturday, they've been doing that a lot! :nod:

DrummerDeanna

03-28-2005, 01:49 PM

They might rerun it on Saturday, they've been doing that a lot! :nod:

oooh that's true....and this weekend I'm planning a "nothing weekend" of just watching movies/tv....

BUT ABC is running a new Little House on the Prairie Mini-series...dammit...I will now be crossing my fingers that they re-run DH on Saturday....

amber

03-28-2005, 03:54 PM

It was new. And it was really, really good. Maisy is evil - I love it! Not to mention the port-a-potty stealing and Edie making out with Paul after breaking into his house. Hilarious!

Now I really wanna know what the deal is with Mary Alice/Angela. :nod:
Me, too - but obviously the sister knows what's up with her real murderer! I love that lady who plays her sister, she's all creepy/smiley. :shocked: Last night's episode was great. :nod:

SuzeQuze

03-28-2005, 04:51 PM

Me, too - but obviously the sister knows what's up with her real murderer! I love that lady who plays her sister, she's all creepy/smiley. :shocked: Last night's episode was great. :nod:

Yes, the sister knows he is from Utah and has lied about that. She knows Mary Alice used to be Angela but I don't think she knows her husband murdered Martha but she suspects cuz she knows he's a shadeball. :nod:

Last night's was really good. Bree was frigging awesome, "Walk away and you'll know what real embarassment is." Man, she is scary! Love M. Cross.

mondaymornin1

03-28-2005, 05:21 PM

Last night's was really good. Bree was frigging awesome, "Walk away and you'll know what real embarassment is." Man, she is scary! Love M. Cross.

:nod:
I was sooo glad we finally got a new episode!! I also loved the restaurant scene w/ Bree and her husband. She rocks! But, she's also a bit, umm, freaky.

My favorite scene was when Mike grabbed Susan and said "think about this" and then kissed her. *swoon*

dissention

03-28-2005, 05:45 PM

Last night's was really good. Bree was frigging awesome, "Walk away and you'll know what real embarassment is." Man, she is scary! Love M. Cross.

Me, too. She gets me hawt when she takes charge like that. :laugh:

Gotta love Felicity Huffman, though, she's awesome. My favorite housewife next to Marcia Cross.

AND - if the writers were smart, they'd give us much more scenes between Edie and Susan. They rock together, GREAT chemistry between those two.

mondaymornin1

04-04-2005, 09:04 AM

Anyone watch last night? Bree rocks once again!! "OK people, we're going to follow the body now, this way!" *claps hands* :thumbsup:

Livia

04-04-2005, 09:11 AM

Last nite was great! Mama Solis! OMG! I don't know how Susan managed to NOT read that letter!?! Marlee Matlin was hilarious!