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ontheEdgeof17
09-19-2004, 01:43 PM
It's offical. The lip-synching Spears wed this weekend.


Let's start the countdown to the divorce.



-Curt

dissention
09-19-2004, 03:11 PM
Did you see her exploitative magazine spread with her darling husbands two year old girl? No wonder his ex is fuming. :shocked:

sparky
09-19-2004, 03:29 PM
Did you see her exploitative magazine spread with her darling husbands two year old girl? No wonder his ex is fuming. :shocked:


She is fuming ? Didn't that puppy farm manage to get knocked up not once, but twice without bothering to get married to the sperm donor? If she is fuming at anyone, she ought to be fuming at herself. She's the one who couldn't keep her knees together. Homegirl got the bill of goods she bought.

Like I have said before, someone must be paying BS to do these idiotic things just to keep other important things out of the papers. As annoying as she is, I still find it hard to believe she is as stupid as her actions would indicate. You can take the girl out of the trailer park, but...

Nixxxed
09-19-2004, 03:48 PM
Did you see her exploitative magazine spread with her darling husbands two year old girl? No wonder his ex is fuming. :shocked:

It's not just the magazine spread - I've seen pics of Slutney, what's-his-name and the older kid in at least 5 different places. Even one where Slutney is wearing a t-shirt that says "He Loves Me". (Which should read, "He Loves My Money"). Yet, I've never once seen a pic of the real mother and the kids.

Sparky: puppy farm? BWAHAHAHA

77Rumours77
09-19-2004, 04:26 PM
Let's start the countdown to the divorce.

-Curt

Umm.. No more than 2 weeks :thumbsup:

GateandGarden
09-19-2004, 04:30 PM
I used to think that she was going to make the rest of the country and the world think that ridiculously stupid people are running rampant in our home state, but I think most people are figuring there's no way a real percentage of people in LA could be this stupid. And tasteless. And cheap. And I could go on and on.

Hillary

Nixxxed
09-19-2004, 07:49 PM
I used to think that she was going to make the rest of the country and the world think that ridiculously stupid people are running rampant in our home state, but I think most people are figuring there's no way a real percentage of people in LA could be this stupid. And tasteless. And cheap. And I could go on and on.

Hillary

Isn't it ironic (don't ya think?) that she entered into her second marriage in roughly six months on the same day that Louisiana outlawed gay marriages AND civil unions.

Which I find very sad, because I like New Orleans, but now I'll never go back there. :sorry:

strandinthewind
09-19-2004, 07:51 PM
Do you think she as a Republican (rumored) did it to take the focus from Iraq :rolleyes:

GardenStateGirlie
09-19-2004, 08:31 PM
Do you think she as a Republican (rumored) did it to take the focus from Iraq :rolleyes:

I sincerely hope that you are making a joke because that's probably the most ridiculous thing i've ever heard. She probably doesn't even know how to spell Republican let alone pull a stunt like that to take attention off of political matters. Let's face it, her career is floundering, she's totally talentless, her last record sold rather poorly so she needed something to give herself a boost to keep her name out there. The media has spent so much time focusing on her and the equally pitiful loser she's marrying (with her buying her own engagement ring, his pregnant ex. girlfriend, etc) you couldn't pay for this kind of publicity. Twitney & Co. want to make sure you don't forget her name.

strandinthewind
09-19-2004, 08:32 PM
I sincerely hope that you are making a joke because that's probably the most ridiculous thing i've ever heard. She probably doesn't even know how to spell Republican let alone pull a stunt like that to take attention off of political matters. Let's face it, her career is floundering, she's totally talentless, her last record sold rather poorly so she needed something to give herself a boost to keep her name out there. The media has spent so much time focusing on her and the equally pitiful loser she's marrying (with her buying her own engagement ring, his pregnant ex. girlfriend, etc) you couldn't pay for this kind of publicity. Twitney & Co. want to make sure you don't forget her name.

Of Course I am joking :laugh:

GateandGarden
09-19-2004, 08:36 PM
Isn't it ironic (don't ya think?) that she entered into her second marriage in roughly six months on the same day that Louisiana outlawed gay marriages AND civil unions.

Which I find very sad, because I like New Orleans, but now I'll never go back there. :sorry:That is painfully ironic. I can't get married or have any legal recognition for my relationships but she can go marry whomever she wants for whatever preposterous reason. I'm really tempted to go tear one of those asinine yellow bumper stickers that say "Marriage: One Man, One Woman" off someone's Jesus fish covered car. God, I hate all of this.

But, that's not going to stop me from taking advantage of New Orleans. :laugh:
Hillary

GardenStateGirlie
09-19-2004, 08:37 PM
Of Course I am joking :laugh:

I'm trying to picture Britney in a voting booth. "Oooh! Buttons!! I'm gon' jes press this one! Hey! That wuz fuun! Can I dew it a'gaiin?"

ontheEdgeof17
09-19-2004, 08:40 PM
That is painfully ironic. I can't get married or have any legal recognition for my relationships but she can go marry whomever she wants for whatever preposterous reason. I'm really tempted to go tear one of those asinine yellow bumper stickers that say "Marriage: One Man, One Woman" off someone's Jesus fish covered car. God, I hate all of this.

But, that's not going to stop me from taking advantage of New Orleans. :laugh:
Hillary



I could care less about this whole marriage thing. If I am married in my eyes, then I am married completely. I don't need legal documents to tell me otherwise. That's just me. :shrug: I wish we were treated "equal", but it doesn't bother me either way.

Just my pennies.

-Curt

ontheEdgeof17
09-19-2004, 08:42 PM
I'm trying to picture Britney in a voting booth. "Oooh! Buttons!! I'm gon' jes press this one! Hey! That wuz fuun! Can I dew it a'gaiin?"


She would prerecord her vote at a earlier time, and then ride an elephant in, while holding a donkey.

GateandGarden
09-19-2004, 08:46 PM
I could care less about this whole marriage thing. If I am married in my eyes, then I am married completely. I don't need legal documents to tell me otherwise. That's just me. :shrug: I wish we were treated "equal", but it doesn't bother me either way.

Just my pennies.

-CurtI don't know how we're going to have all the benefits and privileges associated with marriage without marriage. And I'm also thinking of the many, many other people who need to be accepted by society even more than I do. I'm not too keen on the idea of my wife (not my legal wife, of course) being in the ICU dying, and I don't get to see her because I'm not family.

Hillary

ontheEdgeof17
09-19-2004, 09:03 PM
I don't know how we're going to have all the benefits and privileges associated with marriage without marriage. And I'm also thinking of the many, many other people who need to be accepted by society even more than I do. I'm not too keen on the idea of my wife (not my legal wife, of course) being in the ICU dying, and I don't get to see her because I'm not family.

Hillary


That's the problem for me. Ppl want to get married because of the benefits involved. That shouldn't be the case. I don't care about health care coverage and all that. I'm very independent, and if I want that stuff, I'm working my ass off to have it and not depending on my spouse for it.

As for the ICU bit, it's as easy as a living will/MPOA. If it is their wish to have you there and it is in the legal document, then it's a done deal.

strandinthewind
09-19-2004, 09:24 PM
That's the problem for me. Ppl want to get married because of the benefits involved. That shouldn't be the case. I don't care about health care coverage and all that. I'm very independent, and if I want that stuff, I'm working my ass off to have it and not depending on my spouse for it.

As for the ICU bit, it's as easy as a living will/MPOA. If it is their wish to have you there and it is in the legal document, then it's a done deal.

Wel, that is somewhat true. A legal document cannot confer any federal benefits such as Social Security benefits that automatically go to a legal spouse. I know that does not sound like alot, but it is a significant amount of money, etc. AND - certain pension plans can perhaps now in Louisiana only give benefits to spouse to the exclusion of everyone else. Finally, for the rich, the surviving spouse pays no tax on any amount left to them. AND - if two guys with a joint checking account make $120,000, they both could possibly be required to pay up to 60 or 70% of any amount after $10,000 deposited each year because they are not married and the IRS allows up to $10,000 in donations a year, with the rest being subject to the gift tax.

So, the benefits thing is huge or at least has the potential to be huge.

I think the whole thing is just hate filled and unfair. AND - many of the churches are preaching from their pulpits that gay people are the cause of the failure of matrimony and that they are morally reprehensible.

AND - why the hell should the govt. automatically confer it on the Christian ideal of marriage and no one else's idea and then have the effrontery to suggest that all the abnormal people :rolleyes: pay thousands to get a document that they may or may not have to spend tens of thousands fighting a legal contest of. That sounds like the est. of religion to me, which is prohibited by the U.S. Const. I mean I know some hospitals that require a person with a medical power of attorney with visitation to go through a "procedure" to authenticate it prior to allowing it. Imagine if your loved one was dying and you had to go thtough that and missed their death because of some asshole's ridiculous notion of family.

It just sickens me.

Nixxxed
09-19-2004, 10:04 PM
That's the problem for me. Ppl want to get married because of the benefits involved. That shouldn't be the case. I don't care about health care coverage and all that. I'm very independent, and if I want that stuff, I'm working my ass off to have it and not depending on my spouse for it.

As for the ICU bit, it's as easy as a living will/MPOA. If it is their wish to have you there and it is in the legal document, then it's a done deal.

It's not just the ICU visitation, it also has to do with treatment. If your non-legal "spouse" is hospitalized and unable to make his/her own medical decisions (coma, brain death, etc.), you have no say. I agree, living wills are a good idea, but I believe they're powerless in this area once contested -- look at the Terry Schiavo (sp?) case in Florida, and that's a hetero couple. I also know of several instances in Houston of partners being shut out of the hospital (literally) by disapproving family members despite the presence of living wills. :shrug:

diamondsnake
09-19-2004, 10:07 PM
That is painfully ironic. I can't get married or have any legal recognition for my relationships but she can go marry whomever she wants for whatever preposterous reason. I'm really tempted to go tear one of those asinine yellow bumper stickers that say "Marriage: One Man, One Woman" off someone's Jesus fish covered car. God, I hate all of this.

But, that's not going to stop me from taking advantage of New Orleans. :laugh:
Hillary
Can I ask when that picture of Stevie and Christine was taken in your icon? I am so confused and it is driving me crazy!

GardenStateGirlie
09-20-2004, 12:50 AM
She would prerecord her vote at a earlier time, and then ride an elephant in, while holding a donkey.

:lol: So true...

Funny how this marriage of hers coincides with the launch of her new fragrance :rolleyes:

sparky
09-20-2004, 01:04 AM
Funny how this marriage of hers coincides with the launch of her new fragrance :rolleyes:

And what would that be, Eau De Skank ?

heyjupiter678
09-20-2004, 01:38 AM
And what would that be, Eau De Skank ?
:laugh: :laugh: :nod:

GateandGarden
09-20-2004, 08:10 AM
Can I ask when that picture of Stevie and Christine was taken in your icon? I am so confused and it is driving me crazy!I really don't know. Sometime around Tango maybe? I got it from BlueWhiteFire (http://www.bluewhitefire.com). There's also one from what looks like it must be the same photoshoot here (http://www.nicksfix.com/nicksfix158.jpg) on Nicksfix. Anybody know when those pictures were taken? :shrug:

Hillary

Jason T.
09-20-2004, 09:37 PM
I really don't know. Sometime around Tango maybe?...Anybody know when those pictures were taken?

I know they're from the Tango era, but I'm too ignorant to get more specific than that. Sorry. They're awesome pictures though!!! :thumbsup: :cool:

DeadliestPoison
09-20-2004, 09:42 PM
I'm pretty sure they're Tango, too. I scored the Tango tourbook a few weeks ago, and there are two or three pictures in there that are from the same series. They were taken by Aaron Rapaport.

Janet
09-21-2004, 02:07 AM
*yawn*

hopefully she gets pregnant, get's fat, moves to switzerland and disappears.

one can hope.

sparky
09-21-2004, 10:50 AM
*yawn*

hopefully she gets pregnant, get's fat, moves to switzerland and disappears.

one can hope.

Oh, I think you can bet the rent on the fat and pregnant part. I wouldn't hold my breath on the moving and disappearing thing, unfortunately.

GoldDustGypsy03
09-21-2004, 11:47 PM
Not another publicity stunt!! :laugh: Did the girl get a clue that she's not going to make it in the business finally? :lol:

Nixxxed
09-22-2004, 12:55 PM
Several outlets are now reporting that the wedding was FAKE. :lol: Story still developing...

Ohpleaseohpleaseohplease let this be the end of her career, or at least the end of people even bothering to cover her in the media (which I guess is the same thing...)

By the way, the perfume was not the only thing Slutney is trying to sell this week -- her new video debuted on VH1, advertising upcoming Greatest Hits (ha!) album.

GoldDustGypsy03
09-23-2004, 12:42 AM
Several outlets are now reporting that the wedding was FAKE. :lol: Story still developing...

Ohpleaseohpleaseohplease let this be the end of her career, or at least the end of people even bothering to cover her in the media (which I guess is the same thing...)

By the way, the perfume was not the only thing Slutney is trying to sell this week -- her new video debuted on VH1, advertising upcoming Greatest Hits (ha!) album.

:rolleyes: Wouldn't doubt it being fake, she needs all the publicity that she can get to survive in this business; sorry but trying to be Madonna isn't going to work.

Gypsy-Rhiannon
09-23-2004, 03:31 AM
:rolleyes: Wouldn't doubt it being fake, she needs all the publicity that she can get to survive in this business; sorry but trying to be Madonna isn't going to work.
Amen! One Madonna is quite enough thanks!

celestenadia
09-23-2004, 11:34 PM
*yawn*

hopefully she gets pregnant, get's fat, moves to switzerland and disappears.

one can hope.
Janet, no WAY!
Total Spock,mind-meld moment here...I was thinking THE SAME EXACT THING is going to be the fate of BS...That she would wind up getting pregnant,fat and wind up moving to Switzerland and live out her years with all the PILES of $ she has. Isn't this weird? LOL!

GoldDustGypsy03
09-23-2004, 11:38 PM
Amen! One Madonna is quite enough thanks!

lol I <333 Madonna but there can only be one.

Livia
09-24-2004, 05:37 PM
Here's their faux marriage agreement. WTF?

Smoking Gun (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0924042_britney_spears_1.html)