The Surreal Life!!!! [Archive]

greatdarkwing

09-13-2004, 01:28 PM

BEST SHOW EVER! Brigitte Nielson and Flavor Flav! Not even the best writers in Hollywood could have thought that one up! Oh, and Charo is too funny for words..."I hope she no thinks this is Surreal Porno!"

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

~Alex

Violet

09-13-2004, 01:45 PM

Shoot! I forgot about it! When was it on? It just started, right?
Thanks!
Carol

dissention

09-13-2004, 01:46 PM

My name is Charo and I'm here to say
I brought the Cuchi-Cuchi to the USA
Now Shakira and Beyonce are doing my move
And dancing my way
That is cool, I say Ole
Because everybody likes to shake it my way!

:laugh:

I love her!

golden braid

09-13-2004, 09:56 PM

I am fascinated watching this show. Brigette and Flav are sooooo weird and just can't stop watching them.

wondergirl9847

09-13-2004, 11:03 PM

Janet

09-13-2004, 11:41 PM

This...is...the best show on tv.

After X Files reruns of course...

I LOVE this show.

I missed the ep but I'll see it I'm sure:)

VH1 struck gold with this cast...woah.

paleshadow

09-14-2004, 01:28 AM

I just posted about this in the real world thread. Brigitte is something else. She gives me the major creeps. A friend of mine thinks Brittany Spears is going to be like that when she's older. Jordan seems like a real a-hole too. Someone should tell him that the point of the show is to get a bunch of "former" celebrities together. I like the dog!

dissention

09-14-2004, 08:37 AM

I like Ryan but she seems a bit of a prude which I can tell is going to be the cause of some problems.

She kills me. She walks in on the first day wearing pants that show off her crack and that would be blown apart if she farts once, AND has this tiny skimpy little shirt on that shows off her boobs and her bellybutton. But, oh no, she can't handle a male stripper or Brigiette's knockers. Puhleeze. :rolleyes:

greatdarkwing

09-14-2004, 08:42 AM

She walks in on the first day wearing pants that show off her crack and that would be blown apart if she farts once

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

~Alex

wondergirl9847

09-14-2004, 10:18 AM

Stayed up and watched it last night. Uh mah gah. Brigette and Flav (Mr. F!! LMAO!!!)!! I read on TWOP they were a couple now. :shocked: Sesly.

Jordan is a dawg. He hits on Ryan but tells Brigette he can't kiss her because he has a girlfriend! LMAO!! Right, and if Ryan said "Kiss me, you fool!", he'd say "No, madame, I'm spoken for." :rolleyes:

This show rules. :thumbsup:

hayley

09-14-2004, 01:01 PM

Bravo to VH-1 for giving me crack. LOL I missed the show on Sunday, but it's being rerun in one hour. I'll catch it. I was a die hard NKOTB fan (still like their music) and I already knew Jordan was an a-hole. I met him back in 2000 (I think it was) and he wasn't friendly then either.

Jordan's a drunk. A close friend of mine is friends with him, and promoted a show with him this year. His bar bill was more than the gross of the (succesful) show. He tried to grope my boobies, too- which, while I'm sure is many a girl's lifelong dream- 'twas not mine.

Now, if it had been JONATHAN- maybe. ;-)

I saw the premiere episode of the show, and that's it, but Brigitte Nielsen creeped me out. I don't want to watch it anymore because she skeeered me.

cliffdweller

09-14-2004, 02:50 PM

She kills me. She walks in on the first day wearing pants that show off her crack and that would be blown apart if she farts once, AND has this tiny skimpy little shirt on that shows off her boobs and her bellybutton. But, oh no, she can't handle a male stripper or Brigiette's knockers. Puhleeze. :rolleyes:

yeah that was ridiculous, however, I feel kind of sorry for her. She seems like the only cast member who isn't from planet Mars. What's up with Jordan Knight? Is he some kind of misanthrope? And anyway, who would want to go into that guy's bedroom? Stacking that sh*t outside the door was ridiculous!

Dave Coulier might possibly be the most boring person ever, jury's still out though...:laugh:

dissention

09-14-2004, 03:04 PM

yeah that was ridiculous, however, I feel kind of sorry for her. She seems like the only cast member who isn't from planet Mars. What's up with Jordan Knight? Is he some kind of misanthrope? And anyway, who would want to go into that guy's bedroom? Stacking that sh*t outside the door was ridiculous!

Dave Coulier might possibly be the most boring person ever, jury's still out though...:laugh:

:laugh:

Jordan is more bloated than a waterlogged corpse. Dude needs some water pills.

I find Ryan to be boring, same with Dave. I love Charo, Brigiette, and Flavor Flav, though.

SHOW ME AROUND!

xdreamsunwindx

09-14-2004, 03:19 PM

<333 Flav is my favorite. I loved how on the first eppisode he didn't know who any of the people were, which is how it should be. Hee. Also, I have much <3 for Charo and Ryan.

And am I the only one who wants Brigitte to kick Jordan's ass? 'Cuz while she may be a little out there, she? could do some damage. I love this season so far. It's addicting.

-Kate

wondergirl9847

09-14-2004, 03:38 PM

I've read on boards that Jon's gay, but unless he says that himself, whatever. My fave was Joe, always was and always will be. I can't believe he's married now, *I* was supposed to be his wife, dammit! :mad: LOL

Anyways, I wonder if this will be the most watched Surreal Life? I loved last season with Ice, Tammy Faye, Ron Jeremy, Trashelle, Erik and Tracy.

greatdarkwing

09-14-2004, 04:57 PM

It would be nice if Brigitte kicked Jordan's @ss. That guy is a freakin moron. WHAT IS UP WITH THE BOXES?! What an idiot....

~Alex

DrummerDeanna

09-14-2004, 05:13 PM

Ugh - it's sad that I was actually considering getting cable for this show! haha...I reeeeeallly want to see it....but can't :mad:

Christy - Joe was my favorite New Kid as well!!! hha...my best friend had a thing for Jordon...and I gotta say - I think Jon is gay too...:)

Enchanted_Stevi

09-14-2004, 05:22 PM

OMG I LOVE THIS SHOW SO MUCH!!!!!!

Charo-THE best.....so cool :blob2:

Jordon-self-centered, and mean :mad:

Flavor flav- Funny :D

Ryan Star- TOO skinny...but cool but how could she not likr the strippers :shocked:

Dave- Funny :]

Bigite Neilson- strange(PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!!!!) :eek:

kristin

09-14-2004, 09:07 PM

Brigitte and Flavor Flav are absolutely hysterical....what a weird pairing...very bizarre people with unbearably huge personalities....but yet, why do I SO want to hang out with them? I keep wanting Ryan to pull the pole out of her a** and just realize how funny it all is and stop being such a pansy.

Kristin

celestenadia

09-15-2004, 05:29 AM

greatdarkwing

09-15-2004, 08:17 AM

Cool topic GreatDarkWing.
LOVE the show!
Brigitte CRACKS me up!
The dynamic between her and Flav is PRICELESS!
I hate to admit is but her whole "European" thing...
One of MY favorite lines is... "You just DON'T understand. I was raised VERY European!"

What is really funny is that Brigitte seems to truly like Flav. In this week's episode, when they are flirting in the kitchen, you can see it in her face.

I cant wait for next week: when the little kid says about Charo: "That lady needs to dress her own age." :laugh: :laugh:

~Alex

cliffdweller

09-15-2004, 11:56 AM

What is really funny is that Brigitte seems to truly like Flav. In this week's episode, when they are flirting in the kitchen, you can see it in her face.
~Alex

I know!! How hilarious is that?! :laugh:

BTFLCHLD

09-20-2004, 05:35 PM

It would be nice if Brigitte kicked Jordan's @ss. That guy is a freakin moron. WHAT IS UP WITH THE BOXES?! What an idiot....

~Alex

privacy to :thumbsup: over ryan? :laugh:

Janet

09-21-2004, 02:06 AM

Flava flaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaav! I never thought he'd be my favorite person LOL.

Livia

09-21-2004, 12:12 PM

I'm loving this show too! Charo rules! Brigitte is entertaining, in that sorry-ass Anna Nicole sort of way...I keep trying to catch that battle of the bands episode, but I keep missing it! I thought it was hilarious how "Mr. F" didn't know who ANY of them were! And then he got all excited when he realized Charo was "that lady from the Love Boat." LOL

golden braid

09-21-2004, 12:36 PM

I read in the paper today that VH1 is doing another reality show with Brigette where she has to choose between her 24 year old Italian fiance and Flav. :eek:

greatdarkwing

09-29-2004, 08:35 AM

OMG! This week with Charo's show was hilarious! I just couldnt believe that little b!tch Ryan showed up an hour late because she was winning at the Roulette table. Honest to god, that girl has the IQ of my sock drawer!

~Alex

greatdarkwing

09-29-2004, 08:36 AM

BTW, I found out this week Charo is coming here in March! I am so going!

~Alex

strandinthewind

09-29-2004, 08:38 AM

BTW, I found out this week Charo is coming here in March! I am so going!

~Alex

I know people like to laugh at her becuase she pokes fun at herself, but Charo is a big talent!!!! She plays guitar BEAUTIFULLY!!!!!!!!!!!

greatdarkwing

09-29-2004, 08:40 AM

I know people like to laugh at her becuase she pokes fun at herself, but Charo is a big talent!!!! She plays guitar BEAUTIFULLY!!!!!!!!!!!

I know....my mom has one of her guitar cds and it is amazing!

~Alex

cliffdweller

09-29-2004, 08:46 AM

Last night I saw Chuck D give a talk on campus and he mentioned Flav! He said that he got a call from Flav a couple of months ago and he asked Chuck to call him back. When Chuck called him, he got Brigitte Nielsen's room and she answered the phone! I thought their little flirtation was all hype for the t.v. show but who knows?!?!?

He also said that Flav really is a bad driver and that they used to drive around New York as furniture delivery men! Now that would have made for a hilarious reality t.v. show!

greatdarkwing

09-29-2004, 08:48 AM

BTW, is it me, or is Brigitte a little skanky?

:laugh:

~Alex

Violet

09-29-2004, 12:49 PM

Violet

09-29-2004, 12:53 PM

BTW, is it me, or is Brigitte a little skanky?

:laugh:

~Alex

A little?? :laugh:

Janet

09-29-2004, 01:49 PM

Miss Star promising to sing for her room and then not doing it was really just sick. To me, she is just not a true person, she just seems a little high and mighty for someone who is a NOBODY. Nobody cares Ryan, so go back and work on your tan a little more.

Anyway, Brigitte is a tad skanky, but she's EUROPEAN so she's allowed LOL.

Every Sunday night we watch this. What's scaring me is the search for the Partridge Family that airs before and after! SCREAM! If David Cassidy pulls out his Britney Spears headset and dorky guitar ONE more time.... :confused:

Livia

09-29-2004, 04:28 PM

Brigitte cracks me up - yep, she is a little skanky, in that "I'm getting older too, need to validate that I'm still attractive to men" way. How old is she now? Poor Flav, she hurt his feelings -and it looks like she's about to do it again w/ some beach bum. LOL

Charo IS a phenomenal performer!

That Partridge Family thing is SO WRONG! And how come they're not casting a Chris or Tracy? :shrug:

TwistedGypsy

09-29-2004, 04:35 PM

Wow, I'm glad I'm not alone! Its so ridiculous and mindless, but OOOOO SO GOOD! I like everybody on there except Jordan Knight. Even though yes in my youth I was in love with NKOTB. But come one Jordan you haven't been s**t in 10 + years. Which is also true for most of them on there but Flav is just is just the shiznit and Brigette is so European :laugh:, Charo is just Charo one of a kind, Dave pure gentlemen and Ryan is a little young but I think she has her head on her shoulders. And I pray everynight that I will wake up with her body!
No luck so far incase you were wondering :shrug:
Brit

GypsySorcerer

10-02-2004, 09:56 PM

I like Ryan, Dave, and Charo. Flav and Bridgette are a little odd, but they're so entertaining. :laugh: I think they do have feelings for one another.

I think Jordan is an ass.

dissention

10-03-2004, 08:05 AM

I like Ryan, Dave, and Charo. Flav and Bridgette are a little odd, but they're so entertaining. :laugh: I think they do have feelings for one another.

I think Jordan is an ass.

Flav comes across as having a big heart, I like him. :woohoo:

And I couldn't believe the guys at the casino. If they had any manners, they would have offered the room to the women and slept in the camper. And Charo rocked!