What TV Personality can you not stand?

[diamondsnake]

Is there some news anchor or talk show host or someone that just gets under your skin? Who is it?

I'll go first. Two words- Wayne Brady! He is the most annoying person ever to grace my tv screen! I can't stand to listen to him talk and he is always too happy and I hate his singing voice. I want to puke whenever he is on tv. I watch this show that comes on right before the "Wayne Brady Show" and if I forget to turn the tv off I have to run to the tv and switch the channel before I get too stressed out. I have never loathed a celeb like this before. I'd be scared for my health if I was forced to watch an entire Wayne Brady episode.

Anyone else have a celeb that gets under their skin?

[dissention]

GERALDO RIVERA.

BILL O'REILLY.

BRIT HUME.

JOE SCARBOROUGH.

DENNIS MILLER.

SEAN HANNITY.

LEEZA GIBBONS.

JUDY WOODRUFF.

PAULA ZAHN.

WOLF "FRANCES" BLITZER.

That's it. :laugh:

[sparky]

GERALDO RIVERA.

BILL O'REILLY.

BRIT HUME.

JOE SCARBOROUGH.

DENNIS MILLER.

SEAN HANNITY.

LEEZA GIBBONS.

JUDY WOODRUFF.

PAULA ZAHN.

WOLF "FRANCES" BLITZER.

That's it. :laugh:

You are kiddin me, D !

How about Bryant Gumble ?

Larry King ?

I am merely thinking in terms of news here, but if we go into just plain celebrities, I could be typing a good long while.

[GypsySorcerer]

Matt Lauer & Katie Couric. Blech.

Barbara Wawa. Double blech.

[GretaRhiannon]

Jay Leno lol, man I can't stand the way her looks, acts, and talks....it's all about Conan!

Awww, I love Bill O' Reilly, I wanted to marry him haha, but that was like a month ago, I stopped watch Fox News...

[diamondsnake]

Wow- I was afraid you guys were gonna think I was a bitch for hating this guy. At least I know I'm not the only one who despises a celeb.

[dissention]

You are kiddin me, D !

How about Bryant Gumble ?

Larry King ?

I am merely thinking in terms of news here, but if we go into just plain celebrities, I could be typing a good long while.

Raquel and Mickey would be at the top of that list, eh? :lol:

I was thinking more of cable news-types. If you want more, though:

-Katie Couric (her brow lift couldn't be more obvious)
-Bryant Gumble (crawl into a sewer and die)
-Stone Phillips (get that lock-jaw looked at by a medical professional and enroll in speech therapy)
-Matt Lauer (he looks like he tried to get a skinhead makeover and it backfired)
-Anyone from HSN (botox, the best friend of middle-aged women)
-Charles Gibson (does he have Parkinson's?)
-Again, Geraldo Rivera (that moustache of his looks like the ass of a rat, which he probably found in Capone's vault :lol: )
-Oprah (get your stomach stapled once and for all, your yo-yo-ing weight drives me nucking futs)
-Dr. Phil (he dispenses weight loss advice as if we wanted to look like him; a real jack-ass with a wife who's had so much plastic surgery that she can't cross her legs without her mouth opening)
-Giuliana (the b*tch from E! with the saucer eyes and Barbara Hershey a la Beaches lips)

That's it. :wavey:

[diamondsnake]

Kelly Ripa is also a personality I can't stand. Is she obnoxious or what?

[dissention]

Wow- I was afraid you guys were gonna think I was a bitch for hating this guy. At least I know I'm not the only one who despises a celeb.

He's as fake as Jennifer Love Hewitt's chest.

I'm digging Michell Pfeiffer, at least that's who I think is in your avatar. ;)

[diamondsnake]

Raquel and Mickey would be at the top of that list, eh? :lol:

I was thinking more of cable news-types. If you want more, though:

-Katie Couric (her brow lift couldn't be more obvious)
-Bryant Gumble (crawl into a sewer and die)
-Stone Phillips (get that lock-jaw looked at by a medical professional and enroll in speech therapy)
-Matt Lauer (he looks like he tried to get a skinhead makeover and it backfired)
-Anyone from HSN (botox, the best friend of middle-aged women)
-Charles Gibson (does he have Parkinson's?)
-Again, Geraldo Rivera (that moustache of his looks like the ass of a rat, which he probably found in Capone's vault :lol: )
-Oprah (get your stomach stapled once and for all, your yo-yo-ing weight drives me nucking futs)
-Dr. Phil (he dispenses weight loss advice as if we wanted to look like him; a real jack-ass with a wife who's had so much plastic surgery that she can't cross her legs without her mouth opening)
-Giuliana (the b*tch from E! with the saucer eyes and Barbara Hershey a la Beaches lips)

That's it. :wavey:


LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

I'M ROLLING ON THE FLOOR! MORE, MORE!!!

[dissention]

Kelly Ripa is also a personality I can't stand. Is she obnoxious or what?

She's built like a ten-year-old cheerleader on a diet of speed pills. And the blonde hair couldn't be faker. The windows don't match the curtains, if you get my drift. :laugh:

[diamondsnake]

He's as fake as Jennifer Love Hewitt's chest.

I'm digging Michell Pfeiffer, at least that's who I think is in your avatar. ;)

Yup, she's my favorite actress. She has done no movies in the last two years though. :rolleyes:

[diamondsnake]

She's built like a ten-year-old cheerleader on a diet of speed pills. And the blonde hair couldn't be faker. The windows don't match the curtains, if you get my drift. :laugh:

LOL!!!! :D :D :D

I even liked Kelly Ripa at first and then she wouldn't shut up about her kids... which was the reason they needed a Kathy Lee replacement in the first place.

[dissention]

How about...:

-John Stossel (if I was the doctor that oversaw his delivery, I'd slap the mother in the ass instead of the kid)
-Merideth Viera (try to catch her without make-up, she looks like the bottom of my shoe after I take a stroll in New York)
-Joy Behar (yes, we know you're Jewish, but you just aren't funny)
-Colby Donaldson (the guy from Survivor with NO freakin' shoulders, he freaks my ass out BIG time...and his teeth are all capped, they're too white)
-Tom Brokaw (for the last time, do not raid the mini-bar before going on the air, you old drunken coot)

[dissention]

LOL!!!! :D :D :D

I even liked Kelly Ripa at first and then she wouldn't shut up about her kids... which was the reason they needed a Kathy Lee replacement in the first place.

Don't even get me started on Kathie "For the Children" Lee. I saw her ons ome Christian cable network a few weeks ago and threw up so much for so long that I had to have an intravenous tube administered on my person. That voice of hers would make God shudder. She sounds like she's riding a goat through her blessed temple.

[dissention]

Yup, she's my favorite actress. She has done no movies in the last two years though. :rolleyes:

With that husband of hers (that looks more and more like Mr. Ed each time I see him) raking in all the cash, there's no need to. :laugh:

[dissention]

Eek. Sorry, I just read some of those back and I sound like a vicious bastard. :sorry:

But I still stand by my comments.

[GypsySorcerer]

Yup, she's my favorite actress. She has done no movies in the last two years though. :rolleyes:

I kind of thought it was Jamie Pressley at first. :eek:

[dissention]

I kind of thought it was Jamie Pressley at first. :eek:

C'mon, she doesn't look that trailer park-ish!

[GypsySorcerer]

C'mon, she doesn't look that trailer park-ish!

I really see Jamie Pressley in that picture, though not necessarily all the time. I think it's the cheekbones.

[diamondsnake]

How about...:

-John Stossel (if I was the doctor that oversaw his delivery, I'd slap the mother in the ass instead of the kid)
-Merideth Viera (try to catch her without make-up, she looks like the bottom of my shoe after I take a stroll in New York)
-Joy Behar (yes, we know you're Jewish, but you just aren't funny)
-Colby Donaldson (the guy from Survivor with NO freakin' shoulders, he freaks my ass out BIG time...and his teeth are all capped, they're too white)
-Tom Brokaw (for the last time, do not raid the mini-bar before going on the air, you old drunken coot)

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
You can't stand Tom Brokaw either? Speaking of Mr. Brokaw, when I was watching Days of our Lives a few weeks ago, Tom constantly interupted the show everyday to show me yet another line of people looking at a coffin. I'm sorry but that is what MSNBC is for. Anyone agree?

[diamondsnake]

Eek. Sorry, I just read some of those back and I sound like a vicious bastard. :sorry:

But I still stand by my comments.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[diamondsnake]

Eek. Sorry, I just read some of those back and I sound like a vicious bastard. :sorry:

But I still stand by my comments.

These comments are funny. Come on, what do you think of Joan Rivers? Paris Hilton? etc.?

[diamondsnake]

If you turn the tv off they stop annoying you. I sound like some sort of patronising, re-born bookworm, healer person. I can assure you I'm not, I haven't read a book in years. But I also haven't watched television in ages and coincidently have stopped throwing things towards the screen as an involuntary protest.

It's not as easy as it sounds though. Like I love watching Days of Our Lives which comes on right before Wayne Brady. So if I forget to turn the tv off after DOOL I'm in danger.

[darklinensuit]

-Joy Behar (yes, we know you're Jewish, but you just aren't funny)

Ummm...No, she's not (either). :confused:

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

Ummm...No, she's not (either). :confused:

- Jake

Joy is Italian. Thusly, Catholic. And she's not as annoying as Star "NOW I AM A LAW-YER" Jones.

[darklinensuit]

I don't hate them, but I do dislike:

Arsenio Hall
Jimmy Kimmel
Peter Jennings
Donald Trump
Kim Cattrall (Get over yourself.)
The son from Married With Children


- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Joy is Italian. Thusly, Catholic. And she's not as annoying as Star "NOW I AM A LAW-YER" Jones.

They're about equally annoying, but Joy doesn't interrupt my shows to talk about crappy cheap shoes. :mad:

- Jake

[diamondsnake]

Aiieee! The curse of the soap opera. I went to an all girls school and came to the conclusion that I was the only one there who didn't watch soap operas. In one class the teacher would even spend the first five minutes chatting with us about the latest in whatever show it was. I can't stand soap operas! Is there something wrong with me?

You're lucky, trust me. There is nothing wrong with you. I have become obsessed and have spent way too much money joining fan clubs, buying magazines, eBay, a dvd recorder, purchasing DOOL tapes, I am ashamed!

Soap Operas are evil, evil!

[GardenStateGirlie]

They're about equally annoying, but Joy doesn't interrupt my shows to talk about crappy cheap shoes. :mad:

- Jake

Why Jake! Don't you know Star actually shops at Payless? :rolleyes: I haven't watched The View in years. It annoys me too much. Could they have a panel of more annoying women? At least Debbie is gone. She was THE ABSOLUTE WORSE. I actually like Meredith though but I don't understand why she's hosting Millionaire

[darklinensuit]

Why Jake! Don't you know Star actually shops at Payless? :rolleyes: I haven't watched The View in years. It annoys me too much. Could they have a panel of more annoying women? At least Debbie is gone. She was THE ABSOLUTE WORSE. I actually like Meredith though but I don't understand why she's hosting Millionaire

I don't understand why she's hosting The View. :rolleyes:

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

I don't understand why she's hosting The View. :rolleyes:

- Jake

I wish she'd go back to actual journalism because The View? Sucks.

[estranged4life]

Excluding the sexy Rita Crosby (Whom I am very infatuated with...She makes me drool!!!!) I HATE 'em All.

From Larry "Fling" King To Bill "fair and balanced my hairy ass" O'Reilly they are all equally worthless...But as of the past few months I rarely watch Network TV News (Excluding when Rita is on...Hell, She could say "the nuclear missles have been launched and we have 30 minutes to live" and yet I would to busy salivating, looking and fantasing about this beautiful lady and not hear a word of the empending doom!!!!)

[darklinensuit]

I wish she'd go back to actual journalism because The View? Sucks.

They might as well give Connie Chung a seat.

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Excluding the sexy Rita Crosby (Whom I am very infatuated with...She makes me drool!!!!) I HATE 'em All.

From Larry "Fling" King To Bill "fair and balanced my hairy ass" O'Reilly they are all equally worthless...But as of the past few months I rarely watch Network TV News (Excluding when Rita is on...Hell, She could say "the nuclear missles have been launched and we have 30 minutes to live" and yet I would to busy salivating, looking and fantasing about this beautiful lady and not hear a word of the empending doom!!!!)

I don't think I know who Rita is. On cable, I assume?

- Jake

[estranged4life]

I don't think I know who Rita is. On cable, I assume?

- Jake

Faux (Fox) News Channel...She makes me feel the way that Stevie's "Two Birds Of Rhiannon" make you feel Jake!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[darklinensuit]

-Merideth Viera (try to catch her without make-up, she looks like the bottom of my shoe after I take a stroll in New York)

Wait, aren't you the one (or was it Jason) who got upset when I compared Cokie Roberts to a praying mantis some months back? :confused:

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

They might as well give Connie Chung a seat.

- Jake

I think they did. I believe she guest hosted sans Debbie. Connie and Maury are two more annoying TV personalities.

[darklinensuit]

Faux (Fox) News Channel...She makes me feel the way that Stevie's "Two Birds Of Rhiannon" make you feel Jake!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Post a pic. And I hope Rita's two birds aren't faux. Not that there's anything wrong with that. :cool:

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

I think they did. I believe she guest hosted sans Debbie. Connie and Maury are two more annoying TV personalities.

You're kidding, they did?
Maury shares my birthday. (Different year, thank you very much.)
He looks like the runt of a shar pei litter.

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

You're kidding, they did?
Maury shares my birthday. (Different year, thank you very much.)
He looks like the runt of a shar pei litter.

- Jake

Maury is something special alright. You two should get together next year and celebrate your birthdays. He's a few years older than yoooou :lol:

[darklinensuit]

Maury is something special alright. You two should get together next year and celebrate your birthdays. He's a few years older than yoooou :lol:

Sure, & you and Connie can hit the spa. Imagine the fun of getting waxed while chatting up Connie Chung.

- Jake

[sara1998]

I LIKE MERIDITH.....

But I ablsolutely can't stand Dr. Phil. What a pompous ass. Get off of fat peoples asses about their loosing weight, and for God's sakes, buy some Rogaine...

Maria

[darklinensuit]

I LIKE MERIDITH.....

But I ablsolutely can't stand Dr. Phil. What a pompous ass. Get off of fat peoples asses about their loosing weight, and for God's sakes, buy some Rogaine...

Maria

I hate all of his little Texas-isms, and I love this place.

- Jake

[estranged4life]

Post a pic. And I hope Rita's two birds aren't faux. Not that there's anything wrong with that. :cool:

- Jake

Rita's two birds are faux (Just the network she works for)

Here is a link to 2 pictures of Rita:

http://www.gogomag.com/rc/

[GardenStateGirlie]

Sure, & you and Connie can hit the spa. Imagine the fun of getting waxed while chatting up Connie Chung.

- Jake

I'd rather dip my entire body in a vat of hot wax than be in Connie Chung's presence. Okay. That's a lie. But you catch my drift. And hey, I think you and Maury need the wax more ;)

[GardenStateGirlie]

I LIKE MERIDITH.....

But I ablsolutely can't stand Dr. Phil. What a pompous ass. Get off of fat peoples asses about their loosing weight, and for God's sakes, buy some Rogaine...

Maria

Yea, especially since he's so buff and hot :rolleyes: He's such a j.o. and he'd been nothing without Oprah, whom I also detest

[darklinensuit]

I'd rather dip my entire body in a vat of hot wax than be in Connie Chung's presence.

Good, take care of that back. ;) :wavey:

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Yea, especially since he's so buff and hot :rolleyes: He's such a j.o. and he'd been nothing without Oprah, whom I also detest

"May I French-kiss you, Dr. Phil?" :laugh: :laugh:

- Jake

[sara1998]

Yea, especially since he's so buff and hot :rolleyes:

The only buff he'd know is on that chrome dome with a soft cloth and Turtle Wax...

Maria

[estranged4life]

I'd rather dip my entire body in a vat of hot wax than be in Connie Chung's presence. Okay. That's a lie. But you catch my drift. And hey, I think you and Maury need the wax more ;)

I hate Maury and his ignorant show (Why does it have to be scheduled before the local news, I hate having to see this crap while waiting for the news). Does every episode have to be about either some young teen wanting to become pregnant or some female that had a child and she doesnt know who the damned father is...

[GardenStateGirlie]

Rita's two birds are faux (Just the network she works for)

Here is a link to 2 pictures of Rita:

http://www.gogomag.com/rc/

Holy generic blond anchorwoman, batman. :lol:

[darklinensuit]

Rita's two birds are faux (Just the network she works for)

Here is a link to 2 pictures of Rita:

http://www.gogomag.com/rc/

Nice, but not quite for me. Enjoy, Brian.
As for my TV type, I saw an ad for the Wonder Woman DVD, and Lynda Carter was as amazing looking as I remember. :nod:

- Jake

[sara1998]

Has everyone forgot about the king of trailor park trash???

Mr. Jerry Springer. What an ass...

Maria

[sara1998]

Holy generic blond anchorwoman, batman. :lol:


ROTFLMAO!!! :lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh:

[darklinensuit]

I hate Maury and his ignorant show (Why does it have to be scheduled before the local news, I hate having to see this crap while waiting for the news).

Guess that's Oklahoma scheduling for ya. :D

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

Good, take care of that back. ;) :wavey:

- Jake

You know what...everytime I hear that commerical for the identity theft with the asian woman sitting down in the doctors office, I think of you only because of the waxing line. Are you sure you didn't do the voiceover for that commercial. "Ladies! There's enough JAKE to go around." :lol:

[darklinensuit]

Has everyone forgot about the king of trailor park trash???

Mr. Jerry Springer. What an ass...

Maria

When I lived in Chicago we used the same bank, and somehow much of the time I'd be in line right behind him. Twit.
And no, it wasn't a sperm bank. :rolleyes:

- Jake

[estranged4life]

He's such a j.o. and he'd been nothing without Oprah, whom I also detest

someone else who doesnt like O-prah. She reminds me of Jabba The Hut and Dr.ill-Phil reminds me of Jabba's pet :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Best O-prah moment was when she came to OKC immediately after the Murrah bombing and was told to "go the hell back where ya came from...We don't want you here acting like ya care when all yer wanting is another story for ratings", She left immediately and never ran the episode.

[darklinensuit]

You know what...everytime I hear that commerical for the identity theft with the asian woman sitting down in the doctors office, I think of you only because of the waxing line. Are you sure you didn't do the voiceover for that commercial. "Ladies! There's enough JAKE to go around." :lol:

And I think of you for the one with the guy taking care of his lawn: "Ahh feel like the prettiest girl...in the whole...development (sniff)"

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

Nice, but not quite for me. Enjoy, Brian.
As for my TV type, I saw an ad for the Wonder Woman DVD, and Lynda Carter was as amazing looking as I remember. :nod:

- Jake

When my cousin Eric was a child (he's in his late 20s now), he had the hots for Lynda big time. He used to pretend he was the Incredible Hulk and throw stuff around. Wonder Woman was his girlfriend :laugh:

[darklinensuit]

someone else who doesnt like O-prah. She reminds me of Jabba The Hut and Dr.ill-Phil reminds me of Jabba's pet :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Best O-prah moment was when she came to OKC immediately after the Murrah bombing and was told to "go the hell back where ya came from...We don't want you here acting like ya care when all yer wanting is another story for ratings", She left immediately and never ran the episode.

My goodness. At least she was treated nicely in Texas. :lol: :lol:

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

And no, it wasn't a sperm bank. :rolleyes:

- Jake

Good. The world doesn't need another Jake :laugh: :xoxo:

[darklinensuit]

When my cousin Eric was a child (he's in his late 20s now), he had the hots for Lynda big time. He used to pretend he was the Incredible Hulk and throw stuff around. Wonder Woman was his girlfriend :laugh:

That was my childhood. :nod:
(Okay. That was last week. You got me.)

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

And I think of you for the one with the guy taking care of his lawn: "Ahh feel like the prettiest girl...in the whole...development (sniff)"

- Jake

I'm surprised not the "$400 for a leather boustiere? I didn't care. It lifts and seperates!" :p

[estranged4life]

When my cousin Eric was a child (he's in his late 20s now), he had the hots for Lynda big time. He used to pretend he was the Incredible Hulk and throw stuff around. Wonder Woman was his girlfriend :laugh:

Lynda Carter is sexy...I had an English teacher in 9th grade (Ms.Smith) who looked alot like Lynda Carter, But only if combined with Dolly Parton's cleavage (!!!!)

[darklinensuit]

Good. The world doesn't need another Jake :laugh: :xoxo:

I was sure a Jake-off comment was coming. (So to speak.) :shocked:

Gee, the world sure needs one more be-thonged Jersey girl in a casino visor and plastic boardwalk sunglasses. :rolleyes:

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

My goodness. At least she was treated nicely in Texas. :lol: :lol:

- Jake

Somehow I think the phrase, "Ya'll come back now, ya here?" doesn't apply to her :laugh:

[GardenStateGirlie]

That was my childhood. :nod:
(Okay. That was last week. You got me.)

- Jake

I know you're sitting at your computer right now with your Superman cape on.

[darklinensuit]

I'm surprised not the "$400 for a leather boustiere? I didn't care. It lifts and seperates!" :p

"$400 for a cheetah thong? I didn't care. It wedges and separates!" :shocked:

- Jake

[sara1998]

I was sure a Jake-off comment was coming. (So to speak.) :shocked:

Gee, the world sure needs one more be-thonged Jersey girl in a casino visor and plastic boardwalk sunglasses. :rolleyes:

- Jake

I sense some animosity between you two for some time now. Just out of curiosity, have you met?


:lol:

Maria

[darklinensuit]

Somehow I think the phrase, "Ya'll come back now, ya here?" doesn't apply to her :laugh:

More like Don't mess with Texas.

And BTW, believe it or not, I don't dislike Oprah. Her ego and mannerisms (name dropping, etc.) bug me, but I don't watch her show, and I don't see her commercials, so who cares.

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

I was sure a Jake-off comment was coming. (So to speak.) :shocked:

Gee, the world sure needs one more be-thonged Jersey girl in a casino visor and plastic boardwalk sunglasses. :rolleyes:

- Jake

See, I knew I wouldn't have to go there because you'd go there for me. :nod:

She wouldn't have sunglasses. Your "mini me" would steal them to wear them on his head at night.

[darklinensuit]

I sense some animosity between you two for some time now. Just out of curiosity, have you met?


:lol:

Maria

Yeah, I passed through the tollbooth her house sits at, and I threw some real underwear in the coin drop.
Actually we met at the Philly show, but only briefly. Marissa decided to leave me in the very last row of the floor.

- Jake

[estranged4life]

More like Don't mess with Texas.

I always thought it was "Mess on Texas", Mess as in s--t!!! :laugh: Like the joke goes, Oklahoma native & legend Will Rogers never met a man he didn't like...Except for Texans!!!

[darklinensuit]

See, I knew I wouldn't have to go there because you'd go there for me. :nod:

She wouldn't have sunglasses. Your "mini me" would steal them to wear them on his head at night.

Ouch!
Oh, I guess we had different definitions of mini-me. :shocked: ;) :sorry:

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

I sense some animosity between you two for some time now. Just out of curiosity, have you met?


:lol:

Maria

We met last year at the Philadelphia show. Jake's a nice guy and we both love to kid :wavey: ;)

[sara1998]

We met last year at the Philadelphia show. Jake's a nice guy and we both love to kid :wavey: ;)

And there's nothing wrong with that. I get a kick out of it. I'm not as quick witted as the 2 of you, though.... haha

[darklinensuit]

I know you're sitting at your computer right now with your Superman cape on.

I wish.
Actually I decided earlier today that I want to be Superman for Halloween. Really. My friend in Austin throws a party every year, and I missed it in 2003, and his was the wedding last weekend, so everybody was giving me a hard time about being away for so long.

- Jake

[diamondsnake]

I'm suprised no one has mention Martha Stewart (although I really like her- I know she doesn't have the largest fan club though).

[sara1998]

I wish.
Actually I decided earlier today that I want to be Superman for Halloween. Really. My friend in Austin throws a party every year, and I missed it in 2003, and his was the wedding last weekend, so everybody was giving me a hard time about being away for so long.

- Jake

Will you be dressing up as Wonder Woman, Marissa??? :lol:

[GardenStateGirlie]

Yeah, I passed through the tollbooth her house sits at, and I threw some real underwear in the coin drop.
Actually we met at the Philly show, but only briefly. Marissa decided to leave me in the very last row of the floor.

- Jake

Awww...you actually could have come up there and stood with me. I had an excellent view of the back of Janet's head and she jumped up and down giving the "YOU'RE NUMBER ONE!" finger to Lindsey. Seeeee if you go to Camden, you can sit with me. Only we won't be sitting, we'll be standing in the front row. You can make googly eyes at Stevie and the birds and I can get eyef*%ked by Lindsey. Good times :nod:

[GardenStateGirlie]

Ouch!
Oh, I guess we had different definitions of mini-me. :shocked: ;) :sorry:

- Jake

Hon, if your mini-me is wearing glasses, you have more issues than I originally thought ;)

[darklinensuit]

Awww...you actually could have come up there and stood with me. I had an excellent view of the back of Janet's head and she jumped up and down giving the "YOU'RE NUMBER ONE!" finger to Lindsey. Seeeee if you go to Camden, you can sit with me. Only we won't be sitting, we'll be standing in the front row. You can make googly eyes at Stevie and the birds and I can get eyef*%ked by Lindsey. Good times :nod:

Don't jinx yourself. Is Camden even happening?
Bet you're wishing I'd made the right googly eyes at Stevie now.

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

Will you be dressing up as Wonder Woman, Marissa??? :lol:

Will I get to carry the whip??? ;)

[darklinensuit]

Hon, if your mini-me is wearing glasses, you have more issues than I originally thought ;)

Nope, it's into contact...err...contacts. :cool: :lol:

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

Don't jinx yourself. Is Camden even happening?
Bet you're wishing I'd made the right googly eyes at Stevie now.

- Jake

Everyone one I know keeps telling me yes. They're looking for a date. Yes, you should have tried harder with La Nicks :distress:

[darklinensuit]

Will I get to carry the whip??? ;)

It's a Magic Lasso :distress: . You aren't fit to wear her bracelets. Study up!

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

Nope, it's into contact...err...contacts. :cool: :lol:

- Jake

LOL! :laugh:

[GardenStateGirlie]

It's a Magic Lasso :distress: . You aren't fit to wear her bracelets. Study up!

- Jake

I guess this means I do have the job, Maria ;)

:reads a How To on the Magic Lasso:

[darklinensuit]

Everyone one I know keeps telling me yes. They're looking for a date. Yes, you should have tried harder with La Nicks :distress:

Good luck. I'd be royally pissed if I paid for great seats for a show that didn't happen. :rolleyes:

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

Good luck. I'd be royally pissed if I paid for great seats for a show that didn't happen. :rolleyes:

- Jake

Well, hopefully they'll figure it out soon so I know what i'm doing. I'll probably have to take an evening off from work. Note how sad i'd be about that.

[darklinensuit]

Well, hopefully they'll figure it out soon so I know what i'm doing. I'll probably have to take an evening off from work. Note how sad i'd be about that.

Now where will they find someone else to wear that Mimes R Us uniform? :confused:

And I thought of another TV personality who gets a thumbs-down:
Gilbert Goddfried (sp.) and just about anyone on Hollywood Squares

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

Now where will they find someone else to wear that Mimes R Us uniform? :confused:

And I thought of another TV personality who gets a thumbs-down:
Gilbert Goddfried (sp.) and just about anyone on Hollywood Squares

- Jake

Ha...ironically, I went black clothing shopping yesterday (no, ass. it did not include thongs). I'm sure they can deal without me for an evening. Unless it's Tuesday. It's only myself and one other person there. Oh well.

Well then we can most certainly add Joan Rivers to that list. AND Melissa. They both just signed a deal with the TV Guide Channel and are leaving E! Bless digital cable...I don't need the TV Guide Channel. Can you imagine watching scrolling red blocks AND having to hear Joans voice at the same time??? Yikes.

[sparky]

Don't even get me started on Kathie "For the Children" Lee. I saw her ons ome Christian cable network a few weeks ago and threw up so much for so long that I had to have an intravenous tube administered on my person. That voice of hers would make God shudder. She sounds like she's riding a goat through her blessed temple.

Wow. Dissention, you are f-in wound up. Of course I love it.

Ugh, Kathie Lee and those poor kids of hers. She trotted those damned babies out like props for years. Fast track to heroin addiction and Diff'rent Strokes E! Hollywood true stories for both of 'em.

How about Anderson Cooper ? I am not sure if I want to slap him or molest him. I have heard he'd probably enjoy both, but....I just wish he had lips. I better stop now... :lol:

[sparky]

I wish.
Actually I decided earlier today that I want to be Superman for Halloween. Really. My friend in Austin throws a party every year, and I missed it in 2003, and his was the wedding last weekend, so everybody was giving me a hard time about being away for so long.

- Jake

Jake in tights ? We will be expecting pictures, man. Plenty of pictures.

[darklinensuit]

Ha...ironically, I went black clothing shopping yesterday (no, ass. it did not include thongs). I'm sure they can deal without me for an evening. Unless it's Tuesday. It's only myself and one other person there. Oh well.

Don't be so defensive, Cheetah. You're right, Marcel Marceau can fend for himself, even on a Tuesday. :shrug:

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Well then we can most certainly add Joan Rivers to that list. AND Melissa. They both just signed a deal with the TV Guide Channel and are leaving E! Bless digital cable...I don't need the TV Guide Channel. Can you imagine watching scrolling red blocks AND having to hear Joans voice at the same time??? Yikes.

When I was growing up my best friend had his bar mitzvah with Joan's niece. Joan's sister (the mother) is (was?) a Philly attorney who was pretty nice and looked like Joan would look if she ate food and skipped the plastic surgeon. we used to bump into this woman regularly.
And at least in those days, Joan used to spend the High Holidays at this synagogue. I never saw her, but I'm told she was the size of a wasp.

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Wow. Dissention, you are f-in wound up. Of course I love it.

Ugh, Kathie Lee and those poor kids of hers. She trotted those damned babies out like props for years. Fast track to heroin addiction and Diff'rent Strokes E! Hollywood true stories for both of 'em.

How about Anderson Cooper ? I am not sure if I want to slap him or molest him. I have heard he'd probably enjoy both, but....I just wish he had lips. I better stop now... :lol:

Speaking of Different Strokes, add Gary Coleman to my list. Politician my ass.
Also, Brooke Shields. Who on earth decided that this woman can act? And now I hear she's shopping around a talk show.

I'm still not sure just who Anderson Cooper is, but I know he's a journalist and the son of Gloria Vanderbilt. Anybody else remember those annoying commercials? "Gloria Vanderbilt...jeans? It's a shame to call them 'jeans.' "

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Jake in tights ? We will be expecting pictures, man. Plenty of pictures.

You know, it hadn't occurred to me that the bottom part would be tights.
Don't hold your breath for that. Maybe I'll be a blue-eyed Zorro.

- Jake

[DrummerDeanna]

Wait, aren't you the one (or was it Jason) who got upset when I compared Cokie Roberts to a praying mantis some months back? :confused:

- Jake

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Ya know, I met Cokie the other day....and since then have been trying to figure out who/what she reminded me of....ya hit the nail on the head ;)

Seriously though, she was very nice...and then I went to our lunch room only to find Cokie, Linda Werthiemer and Nina Totenberg eating lunch...I ran down to get my camera (photo op moment..I have no shame) but alas, when I got back they'd gone..


Anyway....

TV personalities I can't stand:

Dr. Phil...though I LOVE Oprah...
Regis annoys the crap outta me

Umm...yeah...usually I only watch what I like on tv...so my list isn't very long haha..

[strandinthewind]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Ya know, I met Cokie the other day....and since then have been trying to figure out who/what she reminded me of....ya hit the nail on the head ;)

Seriously though, she was very nice...and then I went to our lunch room only to find Cokie, Linda Werthiemer and Nina Totenberg eating lunch...I ran down to get my camera (photo op moment..I have no shame) but alas, when I got back they'd gone..


Anyway....

TV personalities I can't stand:

Dr. Phil...though I LOVE Oprah...
Regis annoys the crap outta me

Umm...yeah...usually I only watch what I like on tv...so my list isn't very long haha..

I have never met Cokie Roberts, but I have met her mother (Ambassoress Lindy Boggs) who is one of the nicest people I have ever met.

[GardenStateGirlie]

Don't be so defensive, Cheetah. You're right, Marcel Marceau can fend for himself, even on a Tuesday. :shrug:

- Jake

Well...don't get your man tights in a twist ;) And yes, they most certainly can fend for themselves for an evening.

[GardenStateGirlie]

You know, it hadn't occurred to me that the bottom part would be tights.
Don't hold your breath for that. Maybe I'll be a blue-eyed Zorro.

- Jake

I would laugh hysterically at Jakeintights :laugh: Blue-eyed Zorro? Better. No tights required.

[MammaTango]

Maury-total and complete a$$. Does anyone actually watch his shows?

Jerry Springer-a long time ago he was actually a halfway decent Mayor of Cincinnati and a TV anchor. When his talk show first started out in Cincy it was good-serious topics. I was in the audience for the taping of shows on school prayer and gambling.
Seems like once he moved to Chicago he started with the 'my Grandma is dating my lesbian cousin' type of shows.

Dr. Phil-our local news has a daily 'Dr. Phil moment'. That is all I need of the man. Yuck! And where is his neck?

Pretty much everyone from Fox News

Oral Roberts and his type

[estranged4life]

Oral Roberts and his type

that sad sack of s--t the Rev.(Yeah right!) Jerry "If it's between God & money I take the $$$$$" Falwell

Is it just me or those this horses' ass need to be strung up to a tree and made into a human pinata?

[Gwillaker]

What do you call that guy on the show with all the police videos? You know, with high speed chases and drunk people getting busted and acting stupid? Sometimes his voice just pisses me off! He reminds me of Bruce Wayne or somebody! :]

[Gwillaker]

that sad sack of s--t the Rev.(Yeah right!) Jerry "If it's between God & money I take the $$$$$" Falwell

Is it just me or those this horses' ass need to be strung up to a tree and made into a human pinata?

I just feel sorry for the poor saps who actually like Fartwell! I think being born without a bull**** meter should be a recognized disability! ;)

[DeeGeMe]

I wish the entire Fox News crew would vanish from the face of the earth. And take Rush Limbaugh with them (he was a TV personality for about a half-second).

Wolf Blitzer, Candy Crowley & Judy Woodruff from CNN, and Joe Scarborough from MSNBC all need to go.

Jay Leno needs to go too. And Dennis Miller. Plus Mary Hart from Entertainment Tonight. I'm not a huge Oprah fan--she needs to get over herself but I wouldn't say that I can't stand her. Dr. Phil--that's a whole 'nother story-what an obnoxious bastard!

[darklinensuit]

Well...don't get your man tights in a twist ;) .

And don't get your cheetah thong in a knot.

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Two more words:
Judge Judy (and the other TV judges) :distress:

- Jake

[dissention]

These comments are funny. Come on, what do you think of Joan Rivers? Paris Hilton? etc.?

Love Joan, hate Paris. Paris is uglier than last years Prada on Kate Moss.

[dissention]

Ummm...No, she's not (either). :confused:

- Jake

Get out! She said she was Jewish! :shocked:

I guess you learn something new every day. :wavey:

[dissention]

Excluding the sexy Rita Crosby (Whom I am very infatuated with...She makes me drool!!!!) I HATE 'em All.

That's it, you've lost my respect! :laugh:

That voice of hers drives me bonkers. Clear your throat already and stop drinking Drain-O! ;)

[dissention]

Wait, aren't you the one (or was it Jason) who got upset when I compared Cokie Roberts to a praying mantis some months back? :confused:

- Jake

That's Jason with the Cokie fetish, I like the gorgeous Susan Sarandon. ;)

[dissention]

Holy generic blond anchorwoman, batman. :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Don't forget Laurie Dhue! ;) :wavey:

[dissention]

that sad sack of s--t the Rev.(Yeah right!) Jerry "If it's between God & money I take the $$$$$" Falwell

Is it just me or those this horses' ass need to be strung up to a tree and made into a human pinata?

:shocked: :shocked: :shocked:

You...said...the...F...word!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I will now vomit and die. :xoxo:

PS: Let us not forget Pat Robertson, another son of satan.

[darklinensuit]

I would laugh hysterically at Jakeintights :laugh: Blue-eyed Zorro? Better. No tights required.

Relax. I'd still be in pants. :angel:

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Love Joan, hate Paris. Paris is uglier than last years Prada on Kate Moss.

I'm assuming that looks don't factor in to your opinion of Joan? She looks like a pterodactyl on an all lemon diet. :rolleyes:

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Get out! She said she was Jewish! :shocked:

I haven't seen her much, but I did see her interviewed saying that she's tired of people assuming she's Jewish. When did she say she was?

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

That's Jason with the Cokie fetish, I like the gorgeous Susan Sarandon. ;)

Ah, she of the Garfield eyes. I knew it was one or the other.
You read my Houston review in which I described how she or her look-alike was also in the front row?

- Jake

[dissention]

I haven't seen her much, but I did see her interviewed saying that she's tired of people assuming she's Jewish. When did she say she was?

- Jake

On The View, of all places. She made some comment about it around Christmastime. Maybe it was just a jab at those who thought she Jewish, who knows.

[dissention]

I'm assuming that looks don't factor in to your opinion of Joan? She looks like a pterodactyl on an all lemon diet. :rolleyes:

- Jake

No, she's looked alien since her Carson days, just moreso now. She's so white because she can't go into the sun for fear of melting.

[GardenStateGirlie]

On The View, of all places. She made some comment about it around Christmastime. Maybe it was just a jab at those who thought she Jewish, who knows.

Her boyfriend is Jewish...she constantly jokes about it so that might be how you heard it :nod:

[GardenStateGirlie]

Relax. I'd still be in pants. :angel:

- Jake

Damn. Too bad. :rolleyes: :laugh:

[darklinensuit]

Her boyfriend is Jewish...she constantly jokes about it so that might be how you heard it :nod:

Aha! So you watch that crappy show!

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

Aha! So you watch that crappy show!

- Jake

No no...past tense...used to watch :nod:

[darklinensuit]

Another repugnant personality: That Kojo guy on Entertainment Tonight. File under Why Are They Famous? :rolleyes:

- Jake

[dissention]

Another repugnant personality: That Kojo guy on Entertainment Tonight. File under Why Are They Famous? :rolleyes:

- Jake

Don't forget Billy Bush from Access Hollywood, cousin of Dumbya.

[darklinensuit]

Don't forget Billy Bush from Access Hollywood, cousin of Dumbya.

Don't know him.

- Jake

[amber]

Another repugnant personality: That Kojo guy on Entertainment Tonight. File under Why Are They Famous? :rolleyes:

- Jake
Omigod, this whole time I couldn't remember anyone I hated, But you said it! Kojo!! He makes me cringe. He's so needy and shallow and kiss-assy!! Bleah!

[darklinensuit]

Omigod, this whole time I couldn't remember anyone I hated, But you said it! Kojo!! He makes me cringe. He's so needy and shallow and kiss-assy!! Bleah!

He manages to put himself at the center of every interview. He makes Oprah and Barbara Walters look meek.

- Jake

[ryan8472]

Oprah - Fugly without the makeup..... I think it's the shifting weight. Plus, she's annoying as all getout.

James Woods - He seems like a real arrogant asshole. Funny how he always seems to end up playing one too.

Stone Phillips - He seems like the love child between Mr. Moviephone and a killer robot.

George W. Bush - No explanation neccesary. (Not exactly a TV star, but isn't he all you see?)

The voice of The Fabulous Life Of... - Waaaay too cheesy. There's no way I'd ever want to lead a life like any of those celebs'.

I'm sure there are more...

[darklinensuit]

Oprah - Fugly without the makeup..... I think it's the shifting weight. Plus, she's annoying as all getout.

James Woods - He seems like a real arrogant asshole. Funny how he always seems to end up playing one too.

Stone Phillips - He seems like the love child between Mr. Moviephone and a killer robot.

George W. Bush - No explanation neccesary. (Not exactly a TV star, but isn't he all you see?)

The voice of The Fabulous Life Of... - Waaaay too cheesy. There's no way I'd ever want to lead a life like any of those celebs'.

I'm sure there are more...

I don't think Oprah looks any worse than the average woman without makeup. She has afed well. Money helps, I guess. (Along with not having kids, as my mother would say.)
I never got the big deal with Stone Philips either. He's as bland as they come, IMO.

- Jake

[sparky]

Oprah - Fugly without the makeup..... I think it's the shifting weight. Plus, she's annoying as all getout.


I'll admit Okra is puffy and blotchy minus the makeup, but I love her and think she is a knockout when painted up.
I got in a big assed argument with a friend of mine once about her. I respect anyone's opinions - but it got down to the fact that my pal is an uppity southern white girl who can't stand black girl making good !

Of course, Okra is wealthy beyond description - but good for her. She really changes a lot of lives, and ultimately I think she has a net positive impact on the world. Very few human beings with that much money do so much to help other people.

She does annoy some people, though. Annoying is in the eye of the beholder !

[sparky]

Omigod, this whole time I couldn't remember anyone I hated, But you said it! Kojo!! He makes me cringe. He's so needy and shallow and kiss-assy!! Bleah!

That guy makes Carson from Queer eye look butch.

[darklinensuit]

I'll admit Okra is puffy and blotchy minus the makeup, but I love her and think she is a knockout when painted up.
I got in a big assed argument with a friend of mine once about her. I respect anyone's opinions - but it got down to the fact that my pal is an uppity southern white girl who can't stand black girl making good !

Of course, Okra is wealthy beyond description - but good for her. She really changes a lot of lives, and ultimately I think she has a net positive impact on the world. Very few human beings with that much money do so much to help other people.

She does annoy some people, though. Annoying is in the eye of the beholder !

That's my attitude. I don't want to have to listen to the woman, but I can't deny she has done much good, so good on her.

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

That guy makes Carson from Queer eye look butch.

I don't know Carson, but this Kojo guy reminds me of a termite in a vat of bleach.

- Jake