J-Ho's Mother Hits Jackpot in AC...

[GardenStateGirlie]

Evidently it's the biggest jackpot the Borgata has ever had. She and her mother were at the casino and she struck it big on the slots and is now a millionaire. I hope she takes this money and buys her daughter a one way ticket to Siberia so we don't have to hear about her anymore :nod:

[WelshWitchPMD]

I guess that saying is true. Money goes to money. I did win $150.00 about 2 weeks in an office lottery game. It went right out the next day for my PC to be fixed.:(

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by WelshWitchPMD
I guess that saying is true. Money goes to money.

They also say that G-d divides. If you get money, you might not get class or love.

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
If you get money, you might not get class or love.

- Jake

And wouldn't you know! J-Ho doesn't posess either!

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by GardenStateGirlie
And wouldn't you know! J-Ho doesn't posess either!

It's sad.

But what do I know, I'd enjoy her bank account or her mother's.

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
It's sad.

But what do I know, I'd enjoy her bank account or her mother's.

- Jake

It'd be some first class flying around the country and front row tickets to the Fleetwood Mac concerts of our choice :nod:

...back to reality...already in progress... :distress:

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by GardenStateGirlie
It'd be some first class flying around the country and front row tickets to the Fleetwood Mac concerts of our choice :nod:

Whaddaya mean "OUR" choice? I'd be stuffing my face with bon bons and buying two seats in the front row just for me and my fat ass.:wavey:
(But I'd pick you up a nice tee. You don't mind factory irregulars, right?:cool: )

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
Whaddaya mean "OUR" choice? I'd be stuffing my face with bon bons and buying two seats in the front row just for me and my fat ass.:wavey:
(But I'd pick you up a nice tee. You don't mind factory irregulars, right?:cool: )

- Jake

Are you saying you'd be SITTING?!?! I know you've not had the front row experience yet but trust in me when I say, front row is a hell of a lot better than section 8 row 8,000. You won't be sitting.

: pokes Jake in the stomach:

better watch those bon bons... ;)

Tee...visor.....Lindsey Buckingham's face on a thong....whatever. Just make sure words are spelled correctly. :nod: :laugh:

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by GardenStateGirlie
Tee...visor.....Lindsey Buckingham's face on a thong....whatever. Just make sure words are spelled correctly. :nod: :laugh:

Words like:
"My fellow poster went to see Fleetwood Mac and all I got was Lindsey Buckingham's lousy face in my thong.":)

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
Words like:
"My fellow poster went to see Fleetwood Mac and all I got was Lindsey Buckingham's lousy face in my thong.":)

- Jake

:laugh: :laugh:


Lousy face? IN my thong? :laugh:

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by GardenStateGirlie
:laugh: :laugh:


Lousy face? IN my thong? :laugh:

Still complaining about spelling, eh?

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
Still complaining about spelling, eh?

- Jake

Not so much spelling as syntax. But hey, if Lindsey's in my thong, I really have no room to bitch, do I? :laugh:

[strandinthewind]

Potty Mouths!!!!!!!!

Poor Guadaloupe Lopez - all this press :rolleyes:

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by strandinthewind
Potty Mouths!!!!!!!!

Poor Guadaloupe Lopez - all this press :rolleyes:

Interesting name for Marissa's thong.:cool:

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by GardenStateGirlie
But hey, if Lindsey's in my thong, I really have no room to bitch, do I? :laugh:

That depends: Are you in his Fruit of the Loom tee?

- Jake

[dissention]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
Interesting name for Marissa's thong.:cool:

- Jake

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

The sucker has a life of its own all of a sudden. :laugh:

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally posted by strandinthewind
Potty Mouths!!!!!!!!

Poor Guadaloupe Lopez - all this press :rolleyes:

You hear that, Jake? Jason is an angel now :laugh: <333

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
That depends: Are you in his Fruit of the Loom tee?

- Jake

Is it clean? And would that mean he's NOT in it? ;)

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by GardenStateGirlie
And would that mean he's NOT in it? ;)

If he knows what's good for him, it would.

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by dissention
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

The sucker has a life of its own all of a sudden. :laugh:

Personally I think the name Cheetah Rivera is more appropriate.:cool:

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by GardenStateGirlie
You hear that, Jake? Jason is an angel now :laugh: <333

There is a reason why even the a-a-aangels don't give a crap at all.:wavey:

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
Personally I think the name Cheetah Rivera is more appropriate.:cool:

- Jake

I've run out of words and wit :distress:

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by GardenStateGirlie
I've run out of words and wit :distress:

The first step is admitting it happened to you months ago.:wavey:

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
The first step is admitting it happened to you months ago.:wavey:

- Jake

Sweetie, don't be jealous because your wit expired long before mine ;)

[dissention]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
Personally I think the name Cheetah Rivera is more appropriate.:cool:

- Jake

Eek. Sounds like one of my coworkers at the porno shop.

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by GardenStateGirlie
Sweetie, don't be jealous because your wit expired long before mine ;)

Don't confuse wit with patience.:rolleyes:

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by dissention
Eek. Sounds like one of my coworkers at the porno shop.

Congratulations, Marissa, now you can stop renting your corner.:nod:
Come in...out of the darkness...

- Jake

[dissention]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
Congratulations, Marissa, now you can stop renting your corner.:nod:
Come in...out of the darkness...

- Jake

There's always room. But you have to bring your own supplies, KY has gotten pret-tay expensive in recent years. ;)

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
Congratulations, Marissa, now you can stop renting your corner.:nod:
Come in...out of the darkness...

- Jake

I don't rent...dissention owns it and pimps me out....but you already knew that ;) :laugh:

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by dissention
There's always room. But you have to bring your own supplies, KY has gotten pret-tay expensive in recent years. ;)

What's the tax in Jersey, anyway?

- Jake

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by GardenStateGirlie
I don't rent...dissention owns it and pimps me out....but you already knew that ;) :laugh:

I don't think it's considered pimping if you're giving it away for free anyway.:rolleyes:

- Jake

[dissention]

Originally posted by GardenStateGirlie
I don't rent...dissention owns it and pimps me out....but you already knew that ;) :laugh:

Yeah, but you stole my Marilyn wig and ran off with the next pimp you met.

[dissention]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
I don't think it's considered pimping if you're giving it away for free anyway.:rolleyes:

- Jake

We aren't rolling in dough because our clientele is made up of the elderly, but it's never free, kid.

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by dissention
We aren't rolling in dough because our clientele is made up of the elderly, but it's never free, kid.

Aaah, so THAT'S where you got the notion to market a Depends thong.;)

- Jake

[dissention]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
Aaah, so THAT'S where you got the notion to market a Depends thong.;)

- Jake

Yeah, we cater to every fetish. ;)

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by dissention
Yeah, we cater to every fetish. ;)

Picturing June Alyson standing up in the commercial and declaring "The Depends Thong has changed my fetish life, and now it's available in cheetah print!)

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
I don't think it's considered pimping if you're giving it away for free anyway.:rolleyes:

- Jake

Ha! You wish :rolleyes:

[dissention]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
Picturing June Alyson standing up in the commercial and declaring "The Depends Thong has changed my fetish life, and now it's available in cheetah print!)

- Jake

:laugh:

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by GardenStateGirlie
Ha! You wish :rolleyes:

Don't confuse me with your fellow hairybacks at Dipstix.:wavey:

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
Don't confuse me with your fellow hairybacks at Dipstix.:wavey:

- Jake

Sorry...wrong hairy-backed man :wavey:

*interruption...Mick Fleetwood has just announced Sara is on the setlist. Now you have to get your ass to a show.*

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by GardenStateGirlie
Sorry...wrong hairy-backed man :wavey:

*interruption...Mick Fleetwood has just announced Sara is on the setlist. Now you have to get your ass to a show.*

My mistake. All you hairybacks look alike to me.

Dissention mentioned the Sara thing. Wonder what's being dropped? Probably Beautiful Child or Gypsy, unfortunately.

I'll get myself to the Houston show if anybody cn find a decent seat for it.

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
My mistake. All you hairybacks look alike to me.

Dissention mentioned the Sara thing. Wonder what's being dropped? Probably Beautiful Child or Gypsy, unfortunately.

I'll get myself to the Houston show if anybody cn find a decent seat for it.

- Jake

Check your PM's :wavey:

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by GardenStateGirlie
Check your PM's :wavey:

Check yours.

- Jake

[dissention]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
Dissention mentioned the Sara thing.

Yeah, and you didn't believe me, asshole. ;) When should I schedule your session with Estelle?

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by dissention
Yeah, and you didn't believe me, asshole. ;) When should I schedule your session with Estelle?

The day Stevie wears sneakers and Mick comes out in a cheerleader skirt.
Wait a sec...that could happen.:rolleyes:

- Jake

[dissention]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
The day Stevie wears sneakers and Mick comes out in a cheerleader skirt.
Wait a sec...that could happen.:rolleyes:

- Jake

It already happened, kid. I'll pencil you in for 3pm, make sure you bring some Depends.

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by dissention
It already happened, kid. I'll pencil you in for 3pm, make sure you bring some Depends.

You can stick that pencil where your Depends don't leak, my friend.:nod:

- Jake

[Hawkeye]

That ng sucks so much. She should give all the money away. That's just unfair someone rich wins 2 million dollars. It'd be great to hear someone who was about to have to sell their house and 3 kids to eat for a week won 2 million dollars after putting their last quarter into a slot machine. THAT would be a good story.