Commercials: Another flakey post. You're warned.

[darklinensuit]

The Blue Water/toilet mint reference got me thinking. I'm old enough to remember the GYOW Mountain Dew commercial.
Stevie's music is sacred, no doubt, but if we might allow ourselves to delve into the mundane, which Stevie songs could be used to sell products?

Gold Dust Woman - Gold Bond Medicated Powder:laugh:

Running through the Garden - Allegra (That is an allergy medication, right?)

I Miss You - the phone company

Nightbird - Nyquil

Wild Heart - aspirin as heart medication

If Anyone Falls - "I've fallen and I can't get up" gadget

Gold and Braid - the Flowbie

The Nightmare - Sealy Posturepedic Mattress

(Hey, I did warn you this was flakey.) Other nominations?

[darklinensuit]

Edge of Seventeen - Seventeen Magazine

Illume - candles or incense

Blue Denim - The Gap

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

Stand Back- toothpaste or some other breath commercial

[darklinensuit]

Fire Burning - charcoal

Kick It - Monday Night Football

The Highwayman - AAA

Touched by an Angel - a date with Drew Barrymore:laugh:

- Jake

[macmar71]

Races Are Run- Nike Sneakers
Landslide-Home Owner's Insurance
Storms-London Fog Raingear
When I See You Again-LensCrafter

[darklinensuit]

Originally posted by macmar71

When I See You Again-LensCrafter

:laugh: Love this one. Also, the Wassamaddababay lines could be for Pampers, showing babies in leaky diapers.

- Jake

[Jessica Leigh]

Originally posted by macmar71
Landslide-Home Owner's Insurance


dude... this single handedly gave me my biggest laugh all day... i spit out my wine and am currently wiping it off my keyboard... thank you!

[Jessica Leigh]

and by the way... what the hell is a flowbie?

[DeeGeMe]

I'm obviously losing my mind but I keep seeing a Chex commercial and I swear that it sounds like they're using the opening bars of Tusk! This might fall into the "You know you're a FM fan when commercials begin to remind you of the band!"

[Livia]

How 'bout "Talk to Me" for any long distance carrier?

Jessica - a flowbie is that strange contraption that's part vacuum cleaner/part hair clipper. It sucks your hair up into a bunch of sharp blades that magically cut your hair perfectly. Quite a scary product....

[darklinensuit]

And only for use on the scalp, one might add.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

- Jake

[macmar71]

Originally posted by Livia
How 'bout "Talk to Me" for any long distance carrier?

Jessica - a flowbie is that strange contraption that's part vacuum cleaner/part hair clipper. It sucks your hair up into a bunch of sharp blades that magically cut your hair perfectly. Quite a scary product....


A Flowbie>>>>>>
This contraption is shown in the movie Wayne's World as Garth lets out some wails of fear!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[macmar71]

Long Way To Go-One of the many airlines

Dreams-Nytol will help you get your ZZZZ

Frozen Love-Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream

Freedom-Stayfree Maxi-pads

Planets Of the Universe- The Discovery Store

Candle Bright- Yankee Candle Company


It's late and I am being rather silly on some of these, hope that you all get a few chuckles from them:laugh: :nod:

[darklinensuit]

Long Way to Go - Immodium :laugh:

That Made Me Stronger - Flintstones Vitamins

Love Changes - Luvs Diapers

I Can't Wait - Depends for Adults

Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You - Sylvan Learning Centers

Long Distance Winner - Sprint

Twisted - Snyder's Pretzels

After the "Glitter" Fades - Mariah's next tour

Smile at You - Crest Whitening Strips

Everybody Finds Out - National Enquirer

Baby Doll - The Anna Nicole Show

Violet and Blue - Garden State Eye Make-up (hey, Marissa)

Welcome to the Room...Sara - Sarah Lee

No Spoken Word - Pictionary

Straight Back - Calcium supplements

Battle of the Dragon - The Real Roseanne Show

How Still My Love - Viagra

Love's a Hard Game to Play - Viagra

The Tower - Viagra

(Okay, I'll stop)

No Light - GE

Kind of Woman - inflatable dolls

Leather and Lace - Frederick's of Hollywood

Mirror Mirror - Windex

Real Tears - Visine

All the Beautiful Worlds - Martha Stewart Living

- Jake

[macmar71]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Jake....Lots of good ones there. I like your choice for Long Way To Go!:laugh:

[DrummerDeanna]

Originally posted by darklinensuit


I Can't Wait - Depends for Adults



OMG...they were all funny...but this one....:laugh: :laugh: omg...that is too funny....whoo...this thread is hilarious...

[darklinensuit]

Beautiful Child - Oil of Olay

Blue Lamp - The Clapper (Clap on/Clap off/Your mother and the Christmas angels are worried that there's only one light on in your window!:) )

Somebody Stand by Me - deodorant

A Thousand Days - Replace Bush Campaign (Read my lips. Are YOU better off now than you were one thousand days ago?)

Crying in the Night - antidepressants

I Don't Want to Know - teacher recruitment

Love is Dangerous - The Springer Show

Angel - 700 Club

- Jake

[macmar71]

Spinning Wheels=Michilin Tires

The Dealer=Foxwoods Casino

Castaway=Hefty Trash Bags

[macmar71]

Sable On Blonde=hair dye
I will run to you=exercise equipment
Sister Honey=the original Honey Bear
Imperial Hotel=Imperial Butter Spread

[darklinensuit]

Belle Fleur - flower delivery

Some Become Strangers - Divorce Court:distress:

Outside the Rain - salt (When it rains, it pours)

Imperial Hotel - Imperial Sugar

When I See You Again - faith healer televangelists (I can see! Halleluyah!)

I Will Run to You - Puppy Kibble

Nothing Ever Changes - Grecian Formula

If I Were You - Trading Spaces

Doing the Best that I Can - Daily Affirmations with Stuart Smalley

- Jake