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Old 03-18-2005, 01:39 PM
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don't worry, I didn't think it was gross...
Um, I don't think Curtis really did either.
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Old 03-18-2005, 01:39 PM
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Old 03-18-2005, 03:18 PM
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'The Misinterpretation of Silence and It's Disatrous Consequences'

'Unsuccessfully Coping With The Natural Beauty Of Infidelity'

'The Glorious Liberation of The People's Technocratic Republic of Vinnland By The Combined Forces of The United Territories of Europa'

'I've Got My Mojo Working and I Thought You'd Like To Know'

'All The Things You Could Be By Now If Sigmund Freud's Wife Was Your Mother'

'Come and Smash Me Said The Boy With The Magic Penis'

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Old 03-18-2005, 03:25 PM
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'Come and Smash Me Said The Boy With The Magic Penis'
I never said that.
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Old 03-18-2005, 03:28 PM
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Old 03-18-2005, 03:29 PM
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I never said that.
nor could you.
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Old 03-18-2005, 03:34 PM
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nor could you.
That's not what I was told earlier.
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That's not what I was told earlier.
hearsay, your honor. We have no proof this was said.... I ask the jury to disregard the alleged "magic penis" theory....
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A google search for bad country songs seems to garner some appropriate titles for this thread, though I wouldn't want these to be movies, I thought they were pretty funny.

At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self Service Pump

He Went To Sleep and The Hogs Ate Him (Now Claude's Gone Forever)

How Can I Get Over You Till You Get Out from Under Him?

I Still Miss You Baby... But My Aim is Getting Better

There Ain't Enough Room in my Fruit Of The Looms to Hold All My Lovin' For You

You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
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Old 03-18-2005, 04:07 PM
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There Ain't Enough Room in my Fruit Of The Looms to Hold All My Lovin' For You
I? Would fall in love with anyone who said that to me.
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Old 03-18-2005, 04:12 PM
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How Can I Get Over You Till You Get Out from Under Him?


You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
I've actually heard "you're the reason are kids are ugly"
But I love the "Over you, under him" one...
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A google search for bad country songs seems to garner some appropriate titles for this thread, though I wouldn't want these to be movies, I thought they were pretty funny.

At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self Service Pump

He Went To Sleep and The Hogs Ate Him (Now Claude's Gone Forever)

How Can I Get Over You Till You Get Out from Under Him?

I Still Miss You Baby... But My Aim is Getting Better

There Ain't Enough Room in my Fruit Of The Looms to Hold All My Lovin' For You

You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

OMG - those are perfection My favorite is the I still miss you baby one - too. damn. funny.
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"Drop Kick Me Jesus Through the Goal Posts of Life" My favorite song title ever.
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"Drop Kick Me Jesus Through the Goal Posts of Life" My favorite song title ever.
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