Words You Just Hate For No Good Reason

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally Posted by darklinensuit

In Hebrew School when I was little the old, old teacher was trying to persuade the class to go on a trip to New York. He meant to say that the price was just peanuts, but he said penis.

- Jake

Yikes. Are you sure you didn't go to Catholic school?

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[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally Posted by darklinensuit

Now THAT'S what I call a productive hobby.

- Jake

You dirty dirty man

Well, our teacher (who to this day is still the most perverted man i've ever met in my life) certainly was intrigued by the idea to say the least. He used to make this grunting noise in the back of his throat (it was very disturbing) whenever he was excited by something. Poor Lauren...

[darklinensuit]

Originally Posted by GardenStateGirlie

Yikes. Are you sure you didn't go to Catholic school?

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I'm sure. Non-Catholics have penises too, you know.

- Jake

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally Posted by darklinensuit

I'm sure. Non-Catholics have penises too, you know.

- Jake

Well how about that. I had no idea. Congratulations, Jake.

[Merf]

"moist" and "panties"

[EveryHour]

"Moist"

Ugh.

[EveryHour]

Originally Posted by Merf

"moist" and "panties"

...and especially together!

Obviously, I didn't read this first...and what are the odds I had the very next post with he same word?! It's a "small board".

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally Posted by Merf

"moist" and "panties"

Eeeek. Those words together are a porn waiting to happen

dare I even make mention of the "moist panties" quote made by a certain ~*wyndchild*~ Ow. My spleen -_-

[Violet]

Originally Posted by darklinensuit

apesiotome

- Jake

Oh, the court reporter in me wants to correct the spelling SO bad! but I won't...

The two "C" words that were mentioned I agree with. I never say c**t, and rarely say cancer. To me, that's the scariest word in the English language.

[dissention]

Originally Posted by GardenStateGirlie

That reminds me of the movie Serial Mom with Kathleen Turner, Ricki Lake and Sam Waterson. One of the women Kathleen wanted to murder HATED the word so she prank called her and would say it to her. Everytime I hear, "pussywillow," I think of Kathleen Turner in the movie

Child, I own that movie (along with every other Waters flick). My favorite part was when she was killing the old biddy with a leg of lamb as she watched "Annie." And I loved the Camel Lips.

"Pussywillows, Dotty."

Great flick.

[dissention]

Originally Posted by Merf

"moist" and "panties"

I'd be afraid of having a fungus grow.

[DrummerDeanna]

Originally Posted by GardenStateGirlie

My senior year of high school we read A Dolls House aloud in class. My friend Lauren was reading the part of Nora on this particular day and went to say, "i'm going to crochet you a blanket" and instead it came out "i'm going to crotch you"

LOL...now that reminds me of another word incident....I was in the car with my mom and one of her good friends, we were driving through downtown Albuquerque and my mom asked about some building and her friends said, "Oh! They're building high rise condoms there!" lol....

[GypsySorcerer]

Originally Posted by darklinensuit

Wow. You went there.

- Jake

Do I get a prize?

[dissention]

Speaking of John Waters, I can't believe I forget to mention this. I'm going to see his stand-up act tonight at the Academy of Music in Northampton, MA. My friend told me that tickets were still available, so I got two on Saturday. It should be entertaining, to say the least...

[darklinensuit]

Originally Posted by GardenStateGirlie

Well how about that. I had no idea. .

And on behalf of non-Catholic men everywhere, we thank you.

- Jake