Ledgie Poll -- Just For Fun

[David]

No bad vibes, just for fun . . . .

1. I love a good _________________________________________.

2. The greatest composer in the Western tradition is ____________________.

3. I was _________________________ when Louise de Vilmorin died.

4. Generally, ledgies are colorful, scalable, decent, & ____________________.

5. One of the drawbacks of premarital sex is _________________________.

6. Stevie's best body part, aesthetically speaking, is her _________________.

7. Lindsey's best body part, ontologically speaking, is his ________________.

8. The bathroom is no place for _____________________________.

9. The kitchen is certainly no place for __________________________.

10. Fellow ledgie Michelle seems to have a pretty solid handle on _________________________________________.

11. Fellow ledgie PeteP9000 seems to prefer a __________ Stevie to a _______________ Stevie.

12. Fellow ledgie Paula might have made a really great _____________ is only she hadn't ____________________________.

13. My inability to _______________________ mars my interaction with other ledgies.

14. I wish fellow ledgie vivfox had a picture of Stevie using her cheeks to _______________________________________.

15. I'd sell my most prized article of FM memorabilia in order to ___________________________________________ at the next ledgie convention.

[carrie721]

1. I love a good snark session.

2. The greatest composer in the Western tradition is donald erb. just kidding, he's terrible.

3. I was not even born when Louise de Vilmorin died.

4. Generally, ledgies are colorful, scalable, decent, & entertaining. scalable? according to what criteria?

5. One of the drawbacks of premarital sex is ... there are no drawbacks.

6. Stevie's best body part, aesthetically speaking, is her rack.

7. Lindsey's best body part, ontologically speaking, is his belief in cycles cycles cycles cy cy cy. (to the tune of "umbrella") oh wait. that's not a body part. wtf david?

8. The bathroom is no place for differential equations.

9. The kitchen is certainly no place for shooting practice.

10. Fellow ledgie Michelle seems to have a pretty solid handle on the nuts of anyone within arm's reach.

11. Fellow ledgie PeteP9000 seems to prefer a fug Stevie to a rock n roll Stevie.

12. Fellow ledgie Paula might have made a really great fighter with t-rex arms if only she hadn't been beaten by a wooden hand.

13. My inability to disinterest in censoring my thoughts mars my interaction with other ledgies.

14. I wish fellow ledgie vivfox had a picture of Stevie using her cheeks to ingest a line of coke. oh, not those cheeks?

15. I'd sell my most prized article of FM memorabilia in order to sleep with theresa at the next ledgie convention.

[mylittledemon]

1. I love a good ___curry_________.

2. The greatest composer in the Western tradition is __Bach_______.

3. I was ____vexed_____ when Louise de Vilmorin died.

4. Generally, ledgies are colorful, scalable, decent, & __fastidious_________.

5. One of the drawbacks of premarital sex is _____teen pregnancy?_____________.

6. Stevie's best body part, aesthetically speaking, is her ___mouth______________.

7. Lindsey's best body part, ontologically (huh? What does God have to do with it?) speaking, is his ___hair_______.

8. The bathroom is no place for _____snacking____________.

9. The kitchen is certainly no place for ____woodland creatures___________.

10. Fellow ledgie Michelle seems to have a pretty solid handle on __________entertainment taboos_______.

11. Fellow ledgie PeteP9000 seems to prefer a __thick____ Stevie to a _coked up___ Stevie.

12. Fellow ledgie Paula might have made a really great __Republican senator___ is only she hadn't ____boycotted George W_______.

13. My inability to __spelunk____ mars my interaction with other ledgies.

14. I wish fellow ledgie vivfox had a picture of Stevie using her cheeks to ____open her fan mail____.

15. I'd sell my most prized article of FM memorabilia in order to __argue about Fleetwood Mac with ChiliD_____ at the next ledgie convention.[/QUOTE]

[sara1998]

1. I love a good _______stiff drink____________.

2. The greatest composer in the Western tradition is __hell if i know_______.

3. I was ____completly clueless____ when Louise de Vilmorin died.

4. Generally, ledgies are colorful, scalable, decent, & ____smartasses_______.

5. One of the drawbacks of premarital sex is ____yeah, besides teenage pregnancy, there are none__.

6. Stevie's best body part, aesthetically speaking, is her _____skin?______.

7. Lindsey's best body part, ontologically speaking, is his ____hehe...cycles_______.

8. The bathroom is no place for ___________cooking_________.

9. The kitchen is certainly no place for _____pooping__________.

10. Fellow ledgie Michelle seems to have a pretty solid handle on ________nasty Kentuckian teeth____.

11. Fellow ledgie PeteP9000 seems to prefer a __live___ Stevie to a ____dead___ Stevie.

12. Fellow ledgie Paula might have made a really great ____doctor____ if only she hadn't _____flunked med school_______.

13. My inability to ______be as big of a smartass______ mars my interaction with other ledgies.

14. I wish fellow ledgie vivfox had a picture of Stevie using her cheeks to ________try and sell us on how beautiful Vivian Fox is__________.

15. I'd sell my most prized article of FM memorabilia in order to ________moon all of you_________ at the next ledgie convention.

[petep9000]

Originally Posted by mylittledemon

11. Fellow ledgie PeteP9000 seems to prefer a __thick____ Stevie to a _coked up___ Stevie.

No! Nooo!!!!!

Originally Posted by carrie721

11. Fellow ledgie PeteP9000 seems to prefer a fug Stevie to a rock n roll Stevie.

Ahhhh!!! No! LOLLLLL

[skcin]

1. I love a good meal.

2. The greatest composer in the Western tradition is whoever Carrie said.

3. I was clueless as to who Louise de Vilmorin was when she died.

4. Generally, ledgies are colorful, scalable, decent, & lots of fun.

5. One of the drawbacks of premarital sex is ???

6. Stevie's best body part, aesthetically speaking, is her boobs, I mean eyes.

7. Lindsey's best body part, ontologically speaking, is the songwriting part of his brain.

8. The bathroom is no place for taking photos, Stevie.

9. The kitchen is certainly no place for wearing giant sunglasses, Stevie.

10. Fellow ledgie Michelle seems to have a pretty solid handle on hominy.

11. Fellow ledgie PeteP9000 seems to prefer a svelte Stevie to a tubby Stevie.

12. Fellow ledgie Paula might have made a really great lesbian if only she hadn't been attracted to men. I was once told this.

13. My inability to tolerate stupidity mars my interaction with other ledgies.

14. I wish fellow ledgie vivfox had a picture of Stevie using her cheeks to wtf, David?

15. I'd sell my most prized article of FM memorabilia in order to ________ to the next ledgie convention.

Um. Not gonna happen. I don't need to meet anyone else here that badly.

[gretchen]

1. I love a good night sky in summer.

2. The greatest composer in the Western tradition is the music of the trees in the night wind.

3. I was 8 mos. away from being born when Louise de Vilmorin died.

4. Generally, ledgies are colorful, scalable, decent, & up for a delightful pinot noir.

5. One of the drawbacks of premarital sex is none.

6. Stevie's best body part, aesthetically speaking, is her Dance Hair.

7. Lindsey's best body part, ontologically speaking, is his entire being.

8. The bathroom is no place for MaiTais and Yahtzee.

9. The kitchen is certainly no place for jousting.

10. Fellow ledgie Michelle seems to have a pretty solid handle on idk, quilling?

11. Fellow ledgie PeteP9000 seems to prefer a laundered Stevie to a wash and wear Stevie.

12. Fellow ledgie Paula might have made a really great 4H Judge is only she hadn't jogged it out.

13. My inability to apparently stop talking about the night mars my interaction with other ledgies.

14. I wish fellow ledgie vivfox had a picture of Stevie using her cheeks to drive.

15. I'd sell my most prized article of FM memorabilia in order to show off my fangs at the next ledgie convention.

[mikeschmike]

1. I love a good lay.

2. The greatest composer in the Western tradition is Stephanie Nicks, obvz.

3. I was completely unaffected when Louise de Vilmorin died.

4. Generally, ledgies are colorful, scalable, decent, & steadfast in their devotion.

5. One of the drawbacks of premarital sex is finding a backseat to practice that kama sutra you've been hearing so much about.

6. Stevie's best body part, aesthetically speaking, is her go go gadget foot.

7. Lindsey's best body part, ontologically speaking, is his left big toe.

8. The bathroom is no place for songwriting.

9. The kitchen is certainly no place for birthday cakes in the shape and color of a phallus.

10. Fellow ledgie Michelle seems to have a pretty solid handle on kicking ass and taking names, y'all.

11. Fellow ledgie PeteP9000 seems to prefer a wailing Stevie to a bellowing Stevie.

12. Fellow ledgie Paula might have made a really great reader for the blind if only she hadn't laughed at those poor souls.

13. My inability to think like a retard mars my interaction with other ledgies.

14. I wish fellow ledgie vivfox had a picture of Stevie using her cheeks to blow fire from her mouth on anyone who adopts babies for the wrong reason.

15. I'd sell my most prized article of FM memorabilia in order to heckle at the next ledgie convention.

[carrie721]

Originally Posted by skcin

8. The bathroom is no place for taking photos, Stevie.

9. The kitchen is certainly no place for wearing giant sunglasses, Stevie.

i love you.

12. Fellow ledgie Paula might have made a really great lesbian if only she hadn't been attracted to men. I was once told this.

well you really did go gaga for stevie last time we watched CV ...

Originally Posted by mikeschmike

6. Stevie's best body part, aesthetically speaking, is her go go gadget foot.

7. Lindsey's best body part, ontologically speaking, is his left big toe.

9. The kitchen is certainly no place for birthday cakes in the shape and color of a phallus.

12. Fellow ledgie Paula might have made a really great reader for the blind if only she hadn't laughed at those poor souls.

i love you.

Originally Posted by trackaghost

5. One of the drawbacks of premarital sex is when you... wait, there's a drawback?.

8. The bathroom is no place for making hufu .

9. The kitchen is certainly no place for eating hufu.

i love you.

i think the bathroom is a great place to make hufu different, though.

13. My inability to make constant sexual innuendos mars my interaction with other ledgies (One day I will be as good at this as Carrie)

some day i will come to london and teach you.

A-B-C ... easy as 1-2-3 ... simple as do re mi ...

[Villavic]

I missed this kind of threads..!!

1. I love a good WINE.

2. The greatest composer in the Western tradition is.... What western zone? From what country?? ha haa

3. I have no idea who Louise de Vilmorin was.

4. Generally, ledgies are colorful, scalable, decent, & have no problem to say what they think.

5. One of the drawbacks of premarital sex is to be less than 18.

6. Stevie's best body part, aesthetically speaking, is her face and hair.

7. Lindsey's best body part, ontologically speaking, is his... ontowhat??

8. The bathroom is no place for eat.

9. The kitchen is certainly no place for make number 2.

15. I'd sell my most prized article of FM memorabilia in order to assist at the next Fleetwood Mac concert at first row!

[Betsy]

1. I love a good ghost story..

2. The greatest composer in the Western tradition is Brian Wilson.

3. I was a junior in high school (26th December 1969) when Louise de Vilmorin died.

4. Generally, ledgies are colorful, scalable, decent, & satirical.

5. One of the drawbacks of premarital sex is Will you still love me, tomorrow? (sing it Shirelles).

6. Stevie's best body part, aesthetically speaking, is her eyes.

7. Lindsey's best body part, ontologically speaking, is his brain.

8. The bathroom is no place for smokers.

9. The kitchen is certainly no place for smokers.

10. Fellow ledgie Michelle seems to have a pretty solid handle on how to have a good time

11. Fellow ledgie PeteP9000 seems to prefer a Belladonna Stevie to a Street Angel Stevie.

12. Fellow ledgie Paula might have made a really great Britney Spears Fan if only Britney hadn't outgrown the Mouskteers.

13. My inability to speak the lingo mars my interaction with other ledgies.

14. I wish fellow ledgie vivfox had a picture of Stevie using her cheeks to channel Tammy Faye Bakker

15. I'd sell my most prized article of FM memorabilia in order to ___________________________________________ at the next ledgie convention. You have Ledgie Conventions???

[estranged4life]

1. I love a good loud heavy song

2. The greatest composer in the Western tradition is anyone who can write a catchy chorus that sticks in my head.

3. I was unaware when Louise de Vilmorin died

4. Generally, ledgies are colorful, scalable, decent, & opinionated

5. One of the drawbacks of premarital sex is that it can lead to marriage.

6. Stevie's best body part, aesthetically speaking, is her eyes.

7. Lindsey's best body part, ontologically speaking, is his ________________.

8. The bathroom is no place for me to get sick like I did about 10 minutes ago.

9. The kitchen is certainly no place for me to get even sicker, so I am staying outta there.

10. Fellow ledgie Michelle seems to have a pretty solid handle on posting.

11. Fellow ledgie PeteP9000 seems to prefer an older Stevie to a modern Stevie.

12. Fellow ledgie Paula might have made a really great music collector if only she hadn't realized I own more music than anyone.

13. My inability to not be healthy mars my interaction with other ledgies.

14. I wish fellow ledgie vivfox had a picture of Stevie using her cheeks to smile.

15. I'd sell my most prized article of FM memorabilia in order to be present at the next ledgie convention.

[danax6]

1. I love a good stiff drink.

2. The greatest composer in the Western tradition is Ennio Morricone.

3. I was probably stardust when Louise de Vilmorin died.

4. Generally, ledgies are colorful, scalable, decent, & appalled by horse's teeth.

5. One of the drawbacks of premarital sex is having to spend a lot of money on condoms.

6. Stevie's best body part, aesthetically speaking, are her lips (or so I've heard).

7. Lindsey's best body part, ontologically speaking, are his eyes.

8. The bathroom is no place for reading the morning paper.

9. The kitchen is certainly no place for testing the sturdiness of your table.

10. Fellow ledgie Michelle seems to have a pretty solid handle on a certain someone's pole.

11. Fellow ledgie PeteP9000 seems to prefer a naked Stevie to a TimeSpace Stevie (and that's saying something).

12. Fellow ledgie Paula could have been a really great person if only she hadn't befriended a Canadian.

13. My inability to turn down the sarcasm mars my interaction with other ledgies.

14. I wish fellow ledgie vivfox had a picture of Stevie using her cheeks to blow coke up Lindsey's ass.

15. I'd sell my most prized article of FM memorabilia in order to get out from having to go to the next ledgie convention.

[Sarah]

1. I love a good laugh at a heinously inappropriate time.

2. The greatest composer in the Western tradition is your mother.

3. I was fleeing the scene, covered in blood when Louise de Vilmorin died.

4. Generally, ledgies are colorful, scalable, decent, & politically correct in a hilariously lame way.

5. One of the drawbacks of premarital sex is that it ends once you get married.

6. Stevie's best body part, aesthetically speaking, is her witchy-bitch nails.

7. Lindsey's best body part, ontologically speaking, is his belief that no one falls into a simple set of labels.

8. The bathroom is no place for birthday cake or hiding bodies.

9. The kitchen is certainly no place for an intense domestic dispute.

10. Fellow ledgie Michelle seems to have a pretty solid handle on hominy.

11. Fellow ledgie PeteP9000 seems to prefer a super-sized Stevie to a pre-Klonopin Stevie.

12. Fellow ledgie Paula might have made a really great member of a biker gang if only she hadn't dated dudes instead.

13. My inability to give a damn about anything Stevie has done since 1981 minus The Dance and select tracks on Say You Will mars my interaction with other ledgies.

14. I wish fellow ledgie vivfox had a picture of Stevie using her cheeks to set him on fire.

15. I'd sell my most prized article of FM memorabilia in order to ___________________________________________ at the next ledgie convention. Yeah. Right. No way.

[carrie721]

Originally Posted by Sarah

14. I wish fellow ledgie vivfox had a picture of Stevie using her cheeks to set him on fire.

I JUST SQUAWKED.