Random Picture Thread...(part II) - Page 9

Sarah · #**121** 09-01-2007, 06:38 PM

oh laaaawwlz. (+10 draawwwl for added effect)

i feel called out, complimented, patronized, and coveted all at the same time. damn you! i have my rough edges... but i could probably sell an icebox to an eskimo.

i do have to say you're off about the chikin & varmint skinnin'. that kind of stuff is just not appropriate for a belle.

(all this giggling makes me have to pee.

)

irishgrl · #**122** 09-01-2007, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Sarah

oh laaaawwlz. (+10 draawwwl for added effect)

i feel called out, complimented, patronized, and coveted all at the same time. damn you! i have my rough edges... but i could probably sell an icebox to an eskimo.

i do have to say you're off about the chikin & varmint skinnin'. that kind of stuff is just not appropriate for a belle.

(all this giggling makes me have to pee.

)

what about in Appalachia? (sp???)

Fannie Mae's Road Kill Cafe?

amber · #**123** 09-01-2007, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Sarah

oh laaaawwlz. (+10 draawwwl for added effect)

i feel called out, complimented, patronized, and coveted all at the same time. damn you! i have my rough edges... but i could probably sell an icebox to an eskimo.

i do have to say you're off about the chikin & varmint skinnin'. that kind of stuff is just not appropriate for a belle.

(all this giggling makes me have to pee.

)

Belles don't pee, bitch! Suck it up! Wipe of your fricking deoderant, Get your lesbian out, tell your uncles to bring you the cooked and done part of the varmint for your snackitude, with spices, and go take advantage of some eskimos, if, you know, you think that is a valuable thing to do in life. Man, southerners will take advantage of anyone!

Here's you: "Hey, 'Skimos, tired of hunting whales for your livelihood? Subsisting on seal meat got you down? Government been taking your land for development? Ice floes been a' meltin'? No polar bears left? Well, if you only had this FRIDGE, your problems would be solved! I know you got ice up here, but you never really had ice until you've had...THE SARAHICEFLOW4000!!!! Tired of venturing out of your igloo to chip ice to make your whiskey and coke cold? With the SARAHICEFLOW4000, you never have to leave your wretched ass igloo again!!!"

And so forth. Ad nauseum.

irishgrl · #**124** 09-01-2007, 06:57 PM

Amber musta had them ENHANCED sprouts, you know, the ones that were grown on radioactive farmland

Yer in rare form Amber

Sarah · #**125** 09-01-2007, 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by amber

Belles don't pee, bitch! Suck it up! Wipe of your fricking deoderant, Get your lesbian out, tell your uncles to bring you the cooked and done part of the varmint for your snackitude, with spices, and go take advantage of some eskimos, if, you know, you think that is a valuable thing to do in life. Man, southerners will take advantage of anyone!

everybody pees. some of us just pee more pristine and clearly than others. *eyelashbat*

and lolcats. i don't have uncles that i associate with, and i also don't eat varmints other than chikkins. i wouldn't eat chikkins, but, they's tasty little boogers, and i just can't quit. it's a weakness, okay? you don't have to harp on it!

and FOR THE RECORD i only take advantage of people who like to be taken advantage of. so what if i get them a little drunk first? yeah, i said it. what more do you want from me?

Quote:

"Tired of venturing out of your igloo to chip ice to make your whiskey and coke cold? With the SARAHICEFLOW4000, you never have to leave your wretched ass igloo again!!!"

that part was gold. "wretched-ass" is totally something i would say.

amber · #**126** 09-01-2007, 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by irishgrl

Amber musta had them ENHANCED sprouts, you know, the ones that were grown on radioactive farmland

Yer in rare form Amber

Yes, broccoli sprouts are more nutritious than the other kinds...wait...this isn't rare form. It's common form. Truth be told, I didn't have internet since I came back from my birthday, just got it back. So perhaps there are some built up dorky thoughts...perhaps...

BlackWidow · #**127** 09-01-2007, 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by amber

Belles don't pee, bitch! Suck it up! Wipe of your fricking deoderant, Get your lesbian out, tell your uncles to bring you the cooked and done part of the varmint for your snackitude, with spices, and go take advantage of some eskimos, if, you know, you think that is a valuable thing to do in life. Man, southerners will take advantage of anyone!

Here's you: "Hey, 'Skimos, tired of hunting whales for your livelihood? Subsisting on seal meat got you down? Government been taking your land for development? Ice floes been a' meltin'? No polar bears left? Well, if you only had this FRIDGE, your problems would be solved! I know you got ice up here, but you never really had ice until you've had...THE SARAHICEFLOW4000!!!! Tired of venturing out of your igloo to chip ice to make your whiskey and coke cold? With the SARAHICEFLOW4000, you never have to leave your wretched ass igloo again!!!"

And so forth. Ad nauseum.

"Seal meat!!??" LMFAO!!

Amber: You are on FIRE today!!!

amber · #**128** 09-01-2007, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Sarah

everybody pees. some of us just pee more pristine and clearly than others. *eyelashbat*

I've heard southern girls pee champagne. If that is true, can you come right over?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarah

and lolcats. i don't have uncles that i associate with, and i also don't eat varmints other than chikkins. i wouldn't eat chikkins, but, they's tasty little boogers, and i just can't quit. it's a weakness, okay? you don't have to harp on it!

I got a squirrel and some of his porcupine friends that say different. They know you. Know.

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Originally Posted by Sarah

and FOR THE RECORD i only take advantage of people who like to be taken advantage of. so what if i get them a little drunk first? yeah, i said it. what more do you want from me?

Everyone knows natives can't handle the alkyhol. They aint irish. And who said they liked it? That one guy who couldn't stop staring at your boobs? Yeah. Just cause you got some white girl boobs doesn't mean anyone needs your fridge. mmmkay?

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Originally Posted by Sarah

that part was gold. "wretched-ass" is totally something i would say.

Luckily for us, many things are wretched ass. *knocks on woodchuck, in the southern tradition*

irishgrl · #**129** 09-01-2007, 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by amber

Yes, broccoli sprouts are more nutritious than the other kinds...wait...this isn't rare form. It's common form. Truth be told, I didn't have internet since I came back from my birthday, just got it back. So perhaps there are some built up dorky thoughts...perhaps...

ah! dorky thot overload eh? so this must be a mental purging of sorts

irishgrl · #**130** 09-01-2007, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by amber

Everyone knows natives can't handle the alkyhol. They aint irish.

HEY NOW! (did you mean that in a good way???)

Sarah · #**131** 09-01-2007, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by amber

Everyone knows natives can't handle the alkyhol. They aint irish. And who said they liked it? That one guy who couldn't stop staring at your boobs? Yeah. Just cause you got some white girl boobs doesn't mean anyone needs your fridge. mmmkay?

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT. yr one to talk, "look-at-my-boobs-in-this-bikini"-girl.

dear kettle,
yr black.
love,
pot. (i get to be pot.)

i keep MY ta-tas covered these days tyvm.

p.s. the critters only know me cuz i'm the only person in the south who swerves around them and doesn't purposely try to turn them into roadkill. i am precious.

estranged4life · #**132** 09-01-2007, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by amber

Everyone knows natives can't handle the alkyhol. They aint irish. And who said they liked it?

I'm a combination of both (Cherokee and Irish w/some Scottish), and I cannot stand alcohol.

As for pictures, I still like this one though I was very pissed off at the moment it was taken:

At least my hair is growing back after chopping it all off back in early June.

irishgrl · #**133** 09-01-2007, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by estranged4life

I'm a combination of both (Cherokee and Irish w/some Scottish), and I cannot stand alcohol.

As for pictures, I still like this one though I was very pissed off at the moment it was taken:

At least my hair is growing back after chopping it all off back in early June.

Brian, you are the WHITEST Cherokee Ive yet seen

perhaps that dang Scott/Irish blood just went to the front of the line eh?

great pic, and even better siggy

BlackWidow · #**134** 09-01-2007, 07:17 PM

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Originally Posted by estranged4life

I'm a combination of both (Cherokee and Irish w/some Scottish), and I cannot stand alcohol.

As for pictures, I still like this one though I was very pissed off at the moment it was taken:

At least my hair is growing back after chopping it all off back in early June.

How long is it now?