Holidays - Page 9

amber · #**121** 12-01-2004, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by dissention

If you were going to have your ass insured for millions, you wouldn't get it lifted a bit before taking out a policy?!

My ass? It would be totally unecessary. Hers to.

dissention · #**122** 12-01-2004, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by amber

My ass? It would be totally unecessary. Hers to.

I don't know about hers, it depends what day it is. When she was at the Oscars a couple of years ago (the year she wore that nipple top), you could see her ass bouncing up and down off the ground under her dress.

amber · #**123** 12-01-2004, 03:05 PM

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Originally Posted by dissention

I don't know about hers, it depends what day it is. When she was at the Oscars a couple of years ago (the year she wore that nipple top), you could see her ass bouncing up and down off the ground under her dress.

Yeah, I've seen it do strange things too, things mine would never do. It's sort of a separate globular entity on her....a big one, too. So maybe she had it smallened and tucked up a bit. I haven't seen it lately, but 'Lo and I are scheduled to have "lunch" this Friday so i'll let you know..

Last time i saw it was as guest star on Will & Grace.

dissention · #**124** 12-01-2004, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by amber

It's sort of a separate globular entity on her

I just had a stroke at my keyboard. That was *hysterical.*

I've always said that the cause of the California quakes is glaringly obvious. J Lo's just doing her butt exercises.

amber · #**125** 12-01-2004, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by dissention

I just had a stroke at my keyboard. That was *hysterical.*

I've always said that the cause of the California quakes is glaringly obvious. J Lo's just doing her butt exercises.

oh, no....I shouldn't laugh at that....she is kind of my body cousin...to late, I already laughed my ass off....

SuzeQuze · #**126** 12-01-2004, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by DrummerDeanna

And to think I actually tought she could be a positive role model for young Latina girls when she first came out in Selena.....that thought went down the drain years and years ago....I cannot stand J-ho...

Say it loud and proud sista, I second that. The clincher was the whole Ben thing

,like that was ever going to last, why couldn't she see what the whole world saw?

I thought because her booty was voluptuous this could be good. Girls could see a more realistic body in the media. Of course, just like everyone else in show biz she lost weight. Still, the booty is there, this I can identify with since nothing I ever do (naturaly) will get rid of my "shadow ass" that follows me. Kristin Davis also has one of these. God bless these women. But J Ho has let me down because she is just so ditsy.

Johnny Stew · #**127** 12-01-2004, 04:11 PM

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I thought because her booty was voluptuous this could be good. Girls could see a more realistic body in the media.

VH1 was playing a Kelly Clarkson video this morning... I'm not sure what the name of the song is.
Anyway, I've never really paid attention to her before, so I hadn't noticed, but she's clearly not a skinny girl... which I was VERY happy to see.

She had a great, curvy WOMAN'S body... hopefully she won't give into pressures and lose weight.
Someone needs to put the waif look for celebrities and models on permanent moratorium.

sodascouts · #**128** 12-01-2004, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by markolas

Am I the only person who has issues with being single during the holidays? I usually don't care to be in a relationship during any other time of year, but between Halloween and Valentine's Day, I get this unbearable need to be coupled.

This year, it's worse because I haven't had any "relations" since the spring, plus both of my roommates have boyfriends and I'm around them all the time. Watching them all be lovey-dovey with each other is really getting to me.

So, yeah...just getting that off my chest.

I am in kind of a weird situation. I am currently in a relationship but I plan to get out of it by Christmas because I know it's not happening and I can't STAND to have all my family ask me "When are we going to meet this man? When are you going to marry him?" Aack! And I thought anything would be better than last year when I heard my two married sisters wondering aloud if I'm not married at 29 (almost 30! gasp!) because I'm secretly a lesbian

. Well, now I know I was wrong - the expectation that I would marry this guy would be worse. So I'm going to be single for the holidays - by choice.

Johnny Stew · #**129** 12-01-2004, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by markolas

Am I the only person who has issues with being single during the holidays? I usually don't care to be in a relationship during any other time of year, but between Halloween and Valentine's Day, I get this unbearable need to be coupled.

I don't necessarily "hate" being single during the Holidays, but I sure wouldn't mind having a "special someone" to share them with.

I'm lucky in that I have a large extended family, and I'm not the only one who's single, so I don't really get a lot of that "why aren't you married"-type pressure. But there are still plenty of married couples in the family, that it does make you wistful at times, wishing you had someone too.

A couple years ago when my cousin, his wife, and their new baby, were visiting for the holidays, it was a little bittersweet at times. I loved every minute of doting on their daughter, playing with her, feeding her, rocking her to sleep, and singing her lullabies... all of that stuff. And my cousin's wife said, "wow, you're going to be a really wonderful husband and father someday," which was a sweet comment, but I just thought, "if you only knew how unlikely it is that either of those things will ever happen."

So there are times when it's somewhat depressing for me to be single during the holidays, but, like I said, for the most part I'm ok with it.

And, damnit, one day I WILL have someone to share the holidays with, and ring in the New Year with, and all of that other stuff. As God is my witness....!

ontheEdgeof17 · #**130** 12-01-2004, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Johnny Stew

VH1 was playing a Kelly Clarkson video this morning... I'm not sure what the name of the song is.
Anyway, I've never really paid attention to her before, so I hadn't noticed, but she's clearly not a skinny girl... which I was VERY happy to see.

She had a great, curvy WOMAN'S body... hopefully she won't give into pressures and lose weight.
Someone needs to put the waif look for celebrities and models on permanent moratorium.

Nope. She has said many of times herself that she is happy with her weight and has no intention on dieting. GO GIRL!

dissention · #**131** 12-01-2004, 04:27 PM

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Originally Posted by ontheEdgeof17

Nope. She has said many of times herself that she is happy with her weight and has no intention on dieting. GO GIRL!

If her new album flops, she'll fall head over heels for the Altoids and Water Diet.

Johnny Stew · #**132** 12-01-2004, 04:34 PM

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Originally Posted by dissention

If her new album flops, she'll fall head over heels for the Altoids and Water Diet.

That's what I admire about you, dissention... your complete and utter lack of cynicism.

Hopefully Kelly will stick to her guns, whether or not her future releases sell through the roof.

ontheEdgeof17 · #**133** 12-01-2004, 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by dissention

If her new album flops, she'll fall head over heels for the Altoids and Water Diet.

I'm going to buy it. Target, baby $9.99!

dissention · #**134** 12-01-2004, 04:38 PM

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I'm going to buy it. Target, baby $9.99!

In a month, bargain bin, baby, $3.99!

SuzeQuze · #**135** 12-01-2004, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by sodascouts

I am in kind of a weird situation. I am currently in a relationship but I plan to get out of it by Christmas because I know it's not happening and I can't STAND to have all my family ask me "When are we going to meet this man? When are you going to marry him?" Aack! And I thought anything would be better than last year when I heard my two married sisters wondering aloud if I'm not married at 29 (almost 30! gasp!) because I'm secretly a lesbian

. Well, now I know I was wrong - the expectation that I would marry this guy would be worse. So I'm going to be single for the holidays - by choice.

Nancy, I can relate to this, except I am 33

I am in a relationship that is not going to work either but I am sort of stuck about moving forward. I may or may not break it off by Christmas. But with his work schedule, he won't be around anyway.

Oh, your sisters, grrrrrr... As someone posted earlier, they (married people) just want to suck others into their misery. I'm sure they mean well but they're a bit misguided.