What are you listening to right now? ....part 76 err..3 - Page 87

ryan8472 · #**1291** 01-09-2005, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by dissention

The one line that puts me in hysterics is the one about the ballroom.

I squeal like a third-grader squeals at a fart joke.

Enjoy:

I'm [ever | rather] upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all

CHORUS:
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all

And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire

CHORUS

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night

CHORUS

And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh we had such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish...

Ball sucker

dissention · #**1292** 01-09-2005, 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ryan8472

Enjoy:

I'm [ever | rather] upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all

CHORUS:
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all

And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire

CHORUS

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night

CHORUS

And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh we had such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish...

Ball sucker

Oh my. I hadn't heard it in years and it's all coming back to me now.

markolas · #**1293** 01-09-2005, 08:52 PM

Dolly Parton - Jolene

ryan8472 · #**1294** 01-09-2005, 08:58 PM

Franz - Jacqueline
Stevie - Planets Of The Universe
Talking Heads - Psycho Killer

dissention · #**1295** 01-09-2005, 09:01 PM

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Originally Posted by ryan8472

Franz - Jacqueline
Stevie - Planets Of The Universe
Talking Heads - Psycho Killer

The bitch is back!

I flipped through Spin Magazine earlier and was happy to see Prince named as having one of the years best albums.

Those honors are usually reserved for garbage like Simple Plan, Green Day, and Good Charlotte. And those bands really get on my tits for some reason.

golddustwoman77 · #**1296** 01-09-2005, 09:01 PM

"To Be Young" Ryan Adams

ryan8472 · #**1297** 01-09-2005, 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dissention

The bitch is back!

I flipped through Spin Magazine earlier and was happy to see Prince named as having one of the years best albums.

Those honors are usually reserved for garbage like Simple Plan, Green Day, and Good Charlotte. And those bands really get on my tits for some reason.

Wow, random Elton John reference, or an inside joke?

Cool about Prince. Franz is among those named with a best album, right? They ****ing better be.

ryan8472 · #**1298** 01-09-2005, 09:17 PM

Michael!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm goin to bed soon...School? sucks. So goodnight, my second family.

DeadliestPoison · #**1299** 01-09-2005, 09:24 PM

The Killers - Andy, You're A Star <3

dissention · #**1300** 01-09-2005, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by ryan8472

Wow, random Elton John reference, or an inside joke?

Cool about Prince. Franz is among those named with a best album, right? They ****ing better be.

No, I was referring to your incredibly cool Prince signature.

Franz were number three.

I believe Green Day was number one and Simple Plan was the "Band of the Year." I wanted to vomit.

dissention · #**1301** 01-09-2005, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by ryan8472

Michael!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm goin to bed soon...School? sucks. So goodnight, my second family.

Christ, you go to bed early.

But I did, too, when I was younger....still do many nights, actually.

DeadliestPoison · #**1302** 01-09-2005, 10:48 PM

The Killers - Under The Gun <3<3<3<3<3

dissention · #**1303** 01-09-2005, 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by DeadliestPoison

The Killers - Under The Gun <3<3<3<3<3

Blondie- Under the Gun

DeadliestPoison · #**1304** 01-09-2005, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by dissention

Blondie- Under the Gun

OGM WE R TEH MYOOZYK TWINZ LOLZ!!@!@!@~1@!@~!

This one's not the same song, but it's just as good. I looooooves The Killers. Not quite as much as you love le Franz, but I'm getting there.

dissention · #**1305** 01-09-2005, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by DeadliestPoison

OGM WE R TEH MYOOZYK TWINZ LOLZ!!@!@!@~1@!@~!

This one's not the same song, but it's just as good. I looooooves The Killers. Not quite as much as you love le Franz, but I'm getting there.

Like I said before, ~*~I~*~put~*the*~*Chiffonheads~*to*~shame~*~ when it comes to my love for Le Franz. When they tour again, I'm hitting the road for a Stalk-A-Thon.

I lurve the version of Under the Gun from the Live album. The mixing on the album version is atrocious.