Stevie's outfit on Leno

[gldstwmn]

Something on my dress
died last night
one more moth
with a bad heart
I think the seams went long ago
That's when I needed shoes
and support hose
That's when I needed shoes
and support hose
Well I run around and
get dressed without the lights
fearlessness is fearlessness
I won't forget to wear my tights
Where's my wild heart?
Upstairs in the closet, my wild heart
Where is the reason
don't blame it on "flea"
blame it on my black dress
There is no reason
I refuse to wear other colors at all
It got stranger
after I twisted my hip
in a Stand Back kick fall
Then tomorrow
they gaze dow into the tv screen
They said Stevie
not even you can wear the
same dress twice
It's not clean!
Well believe it then and
don't blame it on my soul
Blame it on my old clothes

[darklinensuit]

I've decided to update my first song:

GARB! OH!

I stand immobile
In a look that ain't new
Like a nun it's my habit
Cardigan's J. Crew
From a time when I
Turned to stone
You could cry "Garb! Oh!"
Or even "Margi! No!"
You could call 911
Or I could just sweat

My hair I part
But then split ends come through
And I brush it so big
Like it's 1982
In this town full of nose jobs
In this town full of boobs
I had both mine reduced
Cause silicone leaked through
When I'm standing stiff at the mike
Calories I don't... lose

Lose myself of old frumpy Blackdress
For I have not been wearing what flatters me best
And I must just give it up, before I'm thrice Jay Leno's guest.
I could wear my fake fur
Or even my feathered hat
Could revive leg warmers
But Blackdress is my pet...
My pet...
My pet...
Oooh
My yorkie I....forget.

- Jake

(I'm away to Austin tomorrow, so if you need a break from my beating this dead horse, you got it!
)

[lilyrockalittle]

Hi Ledgies! I was Soooooo inspired by your Benefit songs in Aid of helping Stevie change her look, i composed this ditty to the tune of "talk to Me". I hope our charity will not go un noticed by Stevie....(sheesh, even Mick has dumped his "Hamlet" garb!!)


I can see that we're thinking 'bout the same thing
Your expression, as you see me in that old thing
We both know, redundancy's happenin’ here
Well there's no sense in dressing in that ol’ gown
My style gets worse when its treated with neglect
I should wear pants now, there's no fashion to fear

You can shop with me
Shop with me
You can shop with me
Set my gypsy garb free, baby

Dusty hems & dragging shawls are old schtick
Seldom altered, well what kind of outfit would you pick?
Leather Jacket & Armani pants will do

Well its not that hard, its really not that tough
To just ditch all that old Rhiannon stuff
I ‘ll keep the platforms baby
But there’s something you can do….

You can shop with me
Shop with me
You can shop with me
Help me set my gypsy garb free, baby

[The Tower]

Originally posted by darklinensuit
My hair I part
But then split ends come through
And I brush it so big
Like it's 1982
In this town full of nose jobs
In this town full of boobs
I had both mine reduced
Cause silicone leaked through
When I'm standing stiff at the mike
Calories I don't... lose

AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I laughed sooooo hard for about five minutes....... Holy ****, my stomach hurts!!!!

[Bella Figura]

someone should collect all these parodies, get permission from the writers and post them on their website. They're all tooo great to not have a home...so other fans of the future can read them!!!

[GardenStateGirlie]

WORN TWICE
a la "Thrown Down"

You wore again
and we watched it happen
Both days...
such a shame
But more important
on both nights
We watched how bad that Lindsey played
He held his breath cuz there was not really much to say

Worn twice
you'll never get laid
Maybe now we could prove to her
A stylist would be good for her
a match made in heaven (in heaven in heaven in heaven in heaven)

You've shaken my faith in you, yea
You've shaken my faith in everything else
a decision you have made
and now we're all appauled

Style's something to hold on to
something inside me says you still have it
You're not like other people
you wear what you want to
Even if that means sporting your cardigan
J-Crew

Worn twice
like an old maid
Maybe now we could prove to her
A stylist would be good for her
a match made in heaven (in heaven in heaven in heaven in heaven)

We are not sorry
for anything we say
We love you dearly, Stevie
but you're dressing kind of gay
You can sit outside the store and wait
or you can dedicate yourself to fate

Oh, new gown
like a stylish babe
Maybe now that we've proved to her
a stylist could be good for her
She won't go back to faux pas (to faux pas to faux pas to faux pas to faux pas)

About just how much we thought her dress was crummy
(new gown)
About how difficult it had been...to watch her blunder...
(new gown)



I am seriously laughing my ass off here.....


Oh, and on another board, someone posted how to make your own Stevie doll. How do we like this for a new Stevie outfit? I think i'd rather see her in pants than a skirt though

[Grainuaile]

Originally posted by GardenStateGirlie
Worn twice
you'll never get laid
Maybe now we could prove to her
A stylist would be good for her
a match made in heaven (in heaven in heaven in heaven in heaven)

Oh my God! I spit my chicken ball across the desk over the "you'll never get laid" bit!

[GardenStateGirlie]

It's all fun and games til' someone looses a chicken ball!!! LOL... Even thought I wrote the little diddy, I truly don't think she looks bad...at least not as bad as everyone is making her recent look out to be. She has the voice of an angel and that's basically all that matters

[goyourownway]

LOL!!!! you people are OUT OF CONTROL!!!!!!

and I am so happy to see edina monsoon and patsy stone quotes on a fm message board. thats how the **** its supposed to be :-)

la croix, bolli, stevie and edina doing palates and john mcvie smoking a fattie. it brings a tear to my eye.

[GardenStateGirlie]

Originally posted by goyourownway
LOL!!!! you people are OUT OF CONTROL!!!!!!

and I am so happy to see edina monsoon and patsy stone quotes on a fm message board. thats how the **** its supposed to be :-)

la croix, bolli, stevie and edina doing palates and john mcvie smoking a fattie. it brings a tear to my eye.

WOO WOO!! Another Ab Fab fan. Hot damn. New episodes soon. And yes, that too brings a tear to my eye What year are you at U Del?? I have a friend that goes there

I feel another song coming on...........

[dissention]

LMAO! I never read your sig lines before, GSG! I am a HUUUUUUGE AbFab fan! I almost wet my pants with the last New York episode (the special). When Whoopi married Patsy and Eddie...ohmigod, classic! It's, like, my fave show of all time! Do you have the fourth series on DVD? They have the one-off of Mirrorball on it as an extra; I found it quite funny. Bubble cracks me up. "Little ball...with a mouse...it's got a telly with VD!" Or my particular fave from Patsy: "She was so anal retentive she couldn't sit down for fear of sucking up the furniture."

What's your fave episode? Mine has got to be Menopause, hands-down! LMAO, it gets me everytime! Hehehehe!

"BIN BAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[goyourownway]

oh before i clicked post i forgot to see what your name was... but in response to question 1.. im a junior at UD... and english major.. a poet, a priest of nothing and a legend. ok maybe not

favorite ab fab episode... oy... probably the new years episode with patsys sister and a revelatioon about the true age.

i also like the episode when patsy does the fashion shoot with the old models... and edina calls bubble a silly tit. its classic

AND WHEN ARE THERE GO(ING TO BE NEW EPISODES???

IM MOIST JUST AT THE THOUGHT!!!!

AND AND AND.. this is a casual response to the people that post **** about songs that they'd like to hear-- DONT EVER SHOUT "DESERT ANGEL" at a stevie concert or you will face her evil eye... I SWEAR TO GOD! p.s. it wasnt me... it was my friend who will remain nameless ROBYN WARREN, lol.

[sulamith]

i love Ab Fab! I laugh until I cry at that show!

The one where Pats and Edina were old at the end and Patsy's panties fell down and she keeps walking!

The one where Pats had osteoporosis!

Too funny!
-Sharon

[dissention]

Or what about the one where Patsy and Eddie organize the orgy?! Gawd, was that funny! Gran found the *thingies*, put 'em on, and told Eddie: "They don't put fingers on these gloves!" I'm LMAO just typing it!

The one where Patsy has osteoporosis is the Menopause eppy. I nearly died when Saffy told them the menopause support group was in the living room and Eddie ran to the trash basket. Saffy asked what she was doing and she says: "I'm getting bin bags for them to sit on. At this point, one sneeze and the floodgates open, sweetie!"

I don't know exactly when the new eps. start, but i know they've been filmed. I'm still wondering why Bette Midler wasn't on the last season like they said she would be. I hope they get rid of Katy Grin though, she was annoying. "It's carpets, carpet madness, carpets, carpet madness now! Just carpets, carpet madness, it's carpets now!"

[goyourownway]

LOL!!!!!!

i def. prefer bubble to katy grin.

Patsy: "Eddi I'm having a moral dillemma."

Edina: "Pats.. you have no morals."