Holidays

[amber]

Originally Posted by sparky

You get to see La Jake's backyard in that movie ? I have never seen his work, so maybe this is the one to rent. I can do without J-Lo. In fact, I will throw a party when her career goes the way of Debbie Gibson, but it might be worth it to check out what the brouhaha over Jake is all about. I can fast forward past that no talent gas bag.

Saucer of Milk, table 6? Now now, Sparky, she's good at.....................................dancing............................and, uh.................publicity whoring..........

[dissention]

Originally Posted by sparky

You get to see La Jake's backyard in that movie ? I have never seen his work, so maybe this is the one to rent. I can do without J-Lo. In fact, I will throw a party when her career goes the way of Debbie Gibson, but it might be worth it to check out what the brouhaha over Jake is all about. I can fast forward past that no talent gas bag.

Nah, he showed off his fine ass in Wendigo, along with his *gorgeous* bod.

I predict J Lo's career will go the way of Tiffany, not La Gibson. She'll drop out of sight for a few years, come back and pose for Playboy, then get arrested for breaking into her ex-husbands (Marc Anthony) house to attack him, all while being under the influence. Then, finally, there will be an E! True Hollywood Story worth watching again.

[DrummerDeanna]

Originally Posted by dissention

Nah, he showed off his fine ass in Wendigo, along with his *gorgeous* bod.

I predict J Lo's career will go the way of Tiffany, not La Gibson. She'll drop out of sight for a few years, come back and pose for Playboy, then get arrested for breaking into her ex-husbands (Marc Anthony) house to attack him, all while being under the influence. Then, finally, there will be an E! True Hollywood Story worth watching again.

And to think I actually tought she could be a positive role model for young Latina girls when she first came out in Selena.....that thought went down the drain years and years ago....I cannot stand J-ho...

[sparky]

Originally Posted by amber

Saucer of Milk, table 6? Now now, Sparky, she's good at.....................................dancing............................and, uh.................publicity whoring..........

Dancing ? Surely you jest. She's got a good publicist, but not good enough to keep the true stories of what a maniacal BI she is to everyone unfortunate enough to cross her path. She reminds me of that old Adam Ant song - but in her case it should be called "Booty Two Shoes"

Can't sing, can't act
What do you do
Can't sing can't act
What do you do
Can't stay married either baby,
Must be something inside !

[amber]

Originally Posted by sparky

Dancing ? Surely you jest. She's got a good publicist, but not good enough to keep the true stories of what a maniacal BI she is to everyone unfortunate enough to cross her path. She reminds me of that old Adam Ant song - but in her case it should be called "Booty Two Shoes"

Can't sing, can't act
What do you do
Can't sing can't act
What do you do
Can't stay married either baby,
Must be something inside !

Well, she dances better than me, and better than she sings. But clearly you have a little more personal information on her than i do I thought she was ok in out of sight. God, though, i'll probably kill myself if she makes another video...

[dissention]

Originally Posted by amber

Well, she dances better than me, and better than she sings. But clearly you have a little more personal information on her than i do I thought she was ok in out of sight. God, though, i'll probably kill myself if she makes another video...

Sung to the tune of Blondie's Heart of Glass:

Once she had a chest
It was so flat
Soon turned out
Needed silicon sacks
Seemed like a bad dream
Only to find
William Morris, requested more size

Once she had an ass
Too many pork rinds
Soon found out
She wasn't one of a kind
It seemed like a common thing
Only to find
Should insure that ass, before it lags behind

[gldstwmn]

Originally Posted by sparky

Dancing ? Surely you jest. She's got a good publicist, but not good enough to keep the true stories of what a maniacal BI she is to everyone unfortunate enough to cross her path. She reminds me of that old Adam Ant song - but in her case it should be called "Booty Two Shoes"

Can't sing, can't act
What do you do
Can't sing can't act
What do you do
Can't stay married either baby,
Must be something inside !

LMAO!

[strandinthewind]

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

J Lo parodies!!!!!

I like her in most of her movies. Hey, she's fluff, but I like fluff (no comments from the peanut gallery )

I, too, have heard she has become a major league monster these days. But, if that were a criteria for me not to watch someone perform - there would be a many others out of the picture, including my beloved Lupone, who is a TERROR

[amber]

Originally Posted by dissention

Sung to the tune of Blondie's Heart of Glass:

Once she had a chest
It was so flat
Soon turned out
Needed silicon sacks
Seemed like a bad dream
Only to find
William Morris, requested more size

Once she had an ass
Too many pork rinds
Soon found out
She wasn't one of a kind
It seemed like a common thing
Only to find
Should insure that ass, before it lags behind

Not bad! um, she didn't get implants though, right? I hope not...Best line "Should insure that ass, before it lags behind"

[dissention]

Originally Posted by strandinthewind

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

J Lo parodies!!!!!

I like her in most of her movies. Hey, she's fluff, but I like fluff (no comments from the peanut gallery )

Because you just knew I'd have a fluffer comment up my sleeve.

Originally Posted by strandinthewind

I, too, have heard she has become a major league monster these days. But, if that were a criteria for me not to watch someone perform - there would be a many others out of the picture, including my beloved Lupone, who is a TERROR

I actually heard good things about Lupone. My friend worked on that ****ty Spike Lee movie Summer of Sam and said she was a doll, very friendly and courteous but very set in her ways. AND - you met her and said she was a sweetheart. However, she does look like she could take on a bar full of bikers with one fist.

[dissention]

Originally Posted by amber

Not bad! um, she didn't get implants though, right? I hope not...Best line "Should insure that ass, before it lags behind"

Beats me. But there can be no question that she's had ass work done before she insured it.

[amber]

Originally Posted by dissention

Beats me. But there can be no question that she's had ass work done before she insured it.

No way did she have ass work! Why bother?

[strandinthewind]

Originally Posted by dissention

I actually heard good things about Lupone. My friend worked on that ****ty Spike Lee movie Summer of Sam and said she was a doll, very friendly and courteous but very set in her ways. AND - you met her and said she was a sweetheart. However, she does look like she could take on a bar full of bikers with one fist.

I have heard both as well and she was a RIOT the five seconds she was around me - The two of us drinking - PHEW I would have loved to have seen her deck La Close in the mouth with a dozen roses on opening night

[dissention]

Originally Posted by amber

No way did she have ass work! Why bother?

If you were going to have your ass insured for millions, you wouldn't get it lifted a bit before taking out a policy?!

[dissention]

Originally Posted by strandinthewind

I have heard both as well and she was a RIOT the five seconds she was around me - The two of us drinking - PHEW I would have loved to have seen her deck La Close in the mouth with a dozen roses on opening night

That's almost as funny as the story I heard about Lily Tomlin and David O. Russell getting into a physical fight on the set of I Heart Huckabess. Lily Tomlin looks like she could rip your face off without putting any effort into it.