TMI thread. Discussion of sensitive ADULT issues/triggers. Enter with awareness!

[fringed n fab]

When I stayed overnight in Miami a few weeks ago I had been up most of the night on here and uploading some pics for everyone and I finally laid down a little after 5 am and had the tv on as I was drifting off to sleep and I'm laying there, eyes closed, and all of a sudden I hear what sounded like cries from a woman on the other side of the wall and then silence and in between the tv chatter and trying to drift off to sleep I hear a woman cry out again, so I raised up wondering just wth was going on, cause it sounded like someone in pain (lol) so I turned down the tv, and then I realized what was going on and fell on my pillow and thought "You've got to be kidding me..."

[markolas]

I had a couple of roommates a few years ago who really should never have been in a relationship with each other. They'd have knock-down drag-out arguments, and then 20 minutes later I'd hear them f#$^ing. One of them was a really over-the-top moaner - "Ohhhh! Ohhhh! Ohhh! I can't hold out! Cum with me! Ohhhhhhhh!"

[louielouie2000]

Originally Posted by markolas

I had a couple of roommates a few years ago who really should never have been in a relationship with each other. They'd have knock-down drag-out arguments, and then 20 minutes later I'd hear them f#$^ing. One of them was a really over-the-top moaner - "Ohhhh! Ohhhh! Ohhh! I can't hold out! Cum with me! Ohhhhhhhh!"

I *HATE* those kind of couples!! Either figure it out like sane rational adults, or break up already! I think some folks just love the heightened emotions of "**** and fight," though.

It's funny the topic of neighbors loudly banging has come up right now... art imitates life! For the first time in many years, I heard a neighbor having sex the other day. My other half and I were in the living room watching TV, and kept hearing noises. We'd mute the TV not knowing what it was, listen, then just look at each other and shrug. Pretty soon we started hearing a girl SCREAMING like she was being beaten. Then about every 5th scream, we'd hear a noise that decidedly wasn't pained . It's so interesting, the guy who lives next door is so super quiet and reserved... he's not one you'd clock for having monkey porn star sex. But like they say, it's always the quiet ones!

[HomerMcvie]

Originally Posted by louielouie2000

I *HATE* those kind of couples!! Either figure it out like sane rational adults, or break up already! I think some folks just love the heightened emotions of "**** and fight," though.

It's funny the topic of neighbors loudly banging has come up right now... art imitates life! For the first time in many years, I heard a neighbor having sex the other day. My other half and I were in the living room watching TV, and kept hearing noises. We'd mute the TV not knowing what it was, listen, then just look at each other and shrug. Pretty soon we started hearing a girl SCREAMING like she was being beaten. Then about every 5th scream, we'd hear a noise that decidedly wasn't pained . It's so interesting, the guy who lives next door is so super quiet and reserved... he's not one you'd clock for having monkey porn star sex. But like they say, it's always the quiet ones!

My friend SWEARS by the same thing. Says the nerds are the ones, who are complete animals in bed! The last ones you'd ever guess as being wild.

[bluefox4000]

Originally Posted by markolas

I had a couple of roommates a few years ago who really should never have been in a relationship with each other. They'd have knock-down drag-out arguments, and then 20 minutes later I'd hear them f#$^ing. One of them was a really over-the-top moaner - "Ohhhh! Ohhhh! Ohhh! I can't hold out! Cum with me! Ohhhhhhhh!"

That describes one of my bro's old relationship's to a T, man, Loud fights, and louder screwing. His room was next to mine......so little Mick at the time was scared. My first intro to sex....it was horrible.

Mick

[markolas]

Originally Posted by louielouie2000

I *HATE* those kind of couples!! Either figure it out like sane rational adults, or break up already! I think some folks just love the heightened emotions of "**** and fight," though.

The sad thing is, out of the two roommate situations I've been in, that was the saner, healthier one. The other roommate I had was (I believe) bipolar, with a couple of personality disorders. I was really uncomfortable with the random tricks he'd bring home. I came home one night and there was a f^&*ing diesel parked in the driveway.

I think at one point he was stalking a married guy that he'd hooked up with - the guy told my roommate to leave him alone, yet still he pursued.

He also had a thing for 20-ish straight college frat boys. One came to the house selling Kirby vacuum cleaners; he kept the guy for a couple of hours, and ended up buying a $1400 vacuum cleaner (he wasn't working at the time, so it was basically the other roommates' money he was spending). And he still didn't get laid.

Then there was another 20-year old straight boy (I have no idea where he met this guy), who he'd take up to his bedroom to watch straight porn. One evening, the guy came in, left his duffel bag by the stairs, and they went up to the bedroom. 20 minutes later, the guy comes back downstairs, grabs his bag, and leaves without a word.

I never saw him again.

[DavidMn]

One time I went over to this guys house this was probably about 5 years ago and he was about oh 25 or so and we went into his basement to have sex. After he finished f***ing me and as we were walking upstairs for me to leave he says to me "Can you keep it down, MY WIFE AND KID ARE ALSEEP UPSTAIRS."

[mylittledemon]

Originally Posted by DavidMn

After he finished f***ing me and as we were walking upstairs for me to leave he says to me "Can you keep it down, MY WIFE AND KID ARE ALSEEP UPSTAIRS."

Well... At least he didn't say it before sexy time started..?

[fringed n fab]

Originally Posted by mylittledemon

Well... At least he didn't say it before sexy time started..?

Too funny

[HomerMcvie]

Originally Posted by mylittledemon

Well... At least he didn't say it before sexy time started..?

Men are fukcing pigs.














OINK!
(just deleted a bunch of sh*t, on which the Haterade Two, would have gone to town on me)

[mylittledemon]

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

[LittleCharmer]

Originally Posted by HomerMcvie

My friend SWEARS by the same thing. Says the nerds are the ones, who are complete animals in bed! The last ones you'd ever guess as being wild.

I can also testify to this. I still hurt after two days. In the best way, of course..

[HomerMcvie]

Originally Posted by LittleCharmer

I can also testify to this. I still hurt after two days. In the best way, of course..

Congratulations!

It's funny how there's good sore, and bad sore!



I've been experiencing a hormone lull, the past few days....

[ButterCookie]

Originally Posted by HomerMcvie

I've been experiencing a hormone lull, the past few days....

I hate that. Seriously hate it. I'm not in one right now though 'cause did I mention I met Debbie Harry on Friday night bam. Hormones EVERYWHERE.

[skcin]

Originally Posted by louielouie2000

We totally need some new TMI topics. Bueller?

Yes, we do. Damned if I can think of any right now.

Originally Posted by louielouie2000

I thought I was good at getting rid of the evidence of my teen hormones, but my Mom LOVES to taunt me about all the socks I "ruined" when I was a teenager (draw your own conclusions).

HA! We still make fun of my brother-in-law for his past use of socks. Why he TOLD us that, I will never know.

Originally Posted by PenguinHead

Has anyone ever experienced the Perfect Poop? A movement that is so effortless and completely clean, with no need to wipe? I've heard about it, but thought is was just mythical notion. What kind of radical diet would you need to be on to have that occur?

YES!

Originally Posted by fringed n fab

Everyone should be cleansing themselves after going to the restroom.

I think he means you wipe & there's nothing there, not that he doesn't bother to wipe.

Originally Posted by daniellaaarisen

Girls, how many orgasms have you faked?

A few. Not many.

Originally Posted by HomerMcvie

Oh god, my neighbors were the cutest little couple you ever saw! I loved hearing them fukcing! I'd often take matters into hand! Wanna know why they moved? Someone broke into their apartment(I own the building), AND ALL they stole, was a homemade porno tape, of THEM fukcing. NOTHING ELSE. He said I didn't provide a secure building. Now WHO breaks into someone's apartment, to steal ONE videotape??? No TV? No DVD player? No computer? Nothing else? I mean, come on!
I told him, "Nick, you've obviously told the wrong person, that you two had made a home porno. Think about who you've told, because your thief's on that list".
(No, it wasn't me, although I'd certainly liked to have had a copy! )

I was totally going to ask if it was you.

Originally Posted by GypsySorcerer

Very few. Like Stevie says, "I am not an actress."

Having said that, I have a lot of trouble achieving the "g-spot" orgasm; the other way, I'm usually good.

I'm with you. I don't necessarily mind HOW it happens, as long as I get off at some point.

Originally Posted by DavidMn

One time I went over to this guys house this was probably about 5 years ago and he was about oh 25 or so and we went into his basement to have sex. After he finished f***ing me and as we were walking upstairs for me to leave he says to me "Can you keep it down, MY WIFE AND KID ARE ALSEEP UPSTAIRS."

What a class act that guy was.